VOL XII.
PLYMOUTH, N. C, FRIDAY MAY 31, 1901.
NO. 13.
, t ( nyo veiidicts..
She was a woman, worn ami tlihi.
Whom the world condemn'!! tor a slnnl'4 sin; '
iiiey cast ner out on uie kimk i inyinvay, '
And passed her by as they went to pniy.
Ho waa a lii'hi 'find litnro tf hlnirnv
Hut the world spared him a breiitli of fchanie.
lumeatli his feet he saw her ho, , 1 j
l-lut- uiuij1 )ilu anal imuuml lin r
They were the people who went to pray
At the temple of liod on a holy day.
They scorned the woman, forgave the man ;
It was ever thus siuce the world tegiin.
Time passed on and the Woman died.
On the Cross of shame she was erui illed:
But the world was stern and would not yields
Aim mey uuneu ner 111 the rotter s u icia.
The man died, too, and they hurled htm
In a casket of cloth with a silver rim.
Ana said, as tuey turned from his grave away,
we nave uurieu an nonesi man 10 nay.
Two mortals, knocking at Henven sjiale,
Stood face to face to inquire their fate.
He carried a passport with earthly sign,
But she a pardon from Love Divine
()1 ye who judge 'twixt virtu?1 mid vice.
Which, think you, entered to Paradise?
Not he who the world had said should win.
For the woman alone was ushered in.
Arthur Lewis Tubbs.
SAM JONES' LKlTEIt
HILL ARPN LRTTKn.
As the poet Browning Raid: "I
j thought 'tii 6 He whs dead and damned, '
1 but it seems not. Andersonville has"
I broken out again. We thought that
our general Senator Hill had killed
that whole Andersonville business in
his masterly reply to Blaine some twen
ty-five years ago. He proved from the
federal records -.that the suffering of
their soldier boys in that prison was the
sin, ine crime, tne sname 01 oianton,
who refused to exchange with us and
refused to send medicine and supplies
! fgr their sick .- We did thevery best we
of the road. We will brand, it . when
we meet at Memphis. I want to meet
at Memphis. I want to meet Colonel
John Cussons there and thank him for
his little book. I want every veteran
to have one. The price is only 25
cents, and it is worth ten times that
much to have it in the house and refer
to it sometimes when we get cussin
mad.; "
Providence spring! I'm going to see
if 1 ca n t beat ' my nabors, Cary and
Yarbrough and Corley and Mrs. Fields,
raising tomatoes. Mr. Corley has put
out only six plants and says they will
give him twenty bushel of fruit. . Mr.
l-ould and some honest northern soldiers Yarbrough;. the preacher, has six plants!
1 ;
r-A Savannah, Ga. I came over' to Sa
vannah Monday morning. I preached
to 10,000 people, crowded in and
around the tabernacle Monday night,
and the great crowds have bee 11 gather
ing at the tabernacle each night, with
have so written and published in north
ern papers.,, nut ever ana anon th.e
same old lie breaks loose again, and
How they have started a new one about
a snrintr the "Providence stmnsr
I which they say gushed forth from the
; gr und just in time to save their soldiers
I from perishing for lack of water And
thev are spending money in inclosing
and beautifying the grounds around
the spring. The contemptible liars.
Scores of cood old men still live who
knew of that spring away back in the
40's, when Andersonville was a wilder
ness and tne spring was known as a
deer stand. Yes, it was a Providence
a day Congregation number from 1,200 Hr'?'- Prov!denre, il d
to 2,000, Savannah- was mad; her de
cency was shocked; and her' urbanity
was outraged by things I said hi Way-
cross, but Savannah was not mad about I
what she was mad about If Savannah
had had no saloons, gambling1 hells,
Bhameless houses, pot politicians, red
nose rascals, pink nose Elks, etc., I
all the other springs 'when lie made the
contin'ent and the . rivers and moun
tains. Andersonville never lacked
water and was selected for a prison be
cause of the abundance of 1 water, and
that little spring was of no consequence,
for it ran only about thirty - gallons an
hour, which would be less than; halt a
He dug six wells about t wo feet deep
and filled them up with, all sorts of
fertilizers and says he willhavea wagon
load. Last year he had eight on one
stem all touching each other, and the
eight weighed twelve pounds! I've
seen the photograph. I've got out 100
plants and am not done yet, and they
laugh at me, but I want a load or two
to give away. My garden must keep
me busy. It won't do to sit down and
brood over trouble and slander and lies.
I pick strawberries efery day, but I'm
not fond of the business.- Have to
stoop too much and it gives me the
backache. . I m the only loy left arid
my folks keep me very busy.
Bill Arp.
don't believe Savannah , would - have S111 a lc? me prisoners, ane spring
been mad at all. r Savannah lias been was covcrcu up - vy me nanus . wnen
quarreling mad; writing mad; talking ditching for the stockade and its water
aA- ht it i all n irL-A nlwmt wi ,.,. found some other channel and bro.ee
. fighting mad. It did not seem to effect ,ut aSain, ftf ter. a l"S m and that 8 a' Tf the
V- them that way. ' ' " - v fere,18 ah?ut .U ? Providence spring! - J
T " Oh", theseinnOcent aldermen; not in- Thosd everlasting liars are ust hunting J
, ...1,1 1. .1 tin Sinn p ninrfl devilment. . This snnnr
nocent by reason of their virtues, but by
reason of their ignorance. The fellows
with a cowhide up their sleeves have
evaporated and disappeared from the
face of the earth; and the chief of police
that kept his extra men at his beck and
call the first two nights of the meetings
in order to quell riots and -put 'down
insurrections and to protect Sam Jones,
seems to have decided to let matters go
on in the even tenor of their way, and
that no emergency will arise.
'I have preached plain gospel sermons
until now.. I have been after souls in
stead of hides. You know it is my
rule never to kill hogs until I get the
water hot. Then I have been scared
too. You have no idea how I have
trembled in my shoes. Vulgarity,
blackguardism, and . mountebankism
trembles in the presence of the iminac
illate officials of this city. This city of
wings and angels; this city with its vir
tues and vices; with its gamblers .and
angelic officials; its rum and red nose
rascals. If "my fright gets bit me, and
mv nerves get steady in the course of
up some more devilment, lhia spun;
business is another Barbara Frietchie
delusion gotten up to keep the northern
heart in tune, and .fire up God man
Smith to write some more historic lies
about the south.. But "whom the
Lord loveth He chasteneth," . and our
faith is that is that He loves our people
Very much or He would hot chasten us
so much and so long with these vile
slanders. "And I said in mine haste
all men are liars," said David. If he
had lived up north in our day he might
have said it at hia leisure. We are get-
ing 'so accustomed and so hardened to
their exaggeration and prevarication
that we don't believe them when they
f,.i-ifV, TTiatrirv cava thtit Tsii'fiol
Putnam crawled into a cave and killed r ,ry ut bfe"
Kellet'tions of a Itaclielor.
New Tork Press.
Nobody is a good judge of af baby
who has had anything to do with it.
If a woman only loves a man enough,
he can make her do anything she
wants to.
The best cure for a woman who can't
bear the smell of tobacco smoke is to
make her eat a cigar.
average woman could have her
woum eat her supper once
the cemetery.
At some time in her me every wo
man spoils hersell with some man
simply because she loses her temper.
Laughing will cure dyspepsia, but
any man who can laugh when he has
got dyspepsia has got something worse
Probably if they didn t give them a
pain in the back, women wouldn't be
half as fond of wearing high-heeled
shoes.
It's not very often you find a man'
Wife the bosom friend ot the woman
who thinks she has a mission Ho helj
him.. ,
A meal to a man means a 'piece of
meat and a cigar; to a woman it means
something new to talk about and
N K W lOHK'S MATOIl ON NOIITII
CAIIOLINA.
a wolf. I used to believe that, hut I
doubt'it now since Goldwin Smith has
set up Benedict Arnold as a hero.
Providence spring! what a lie!
But oiir veterans are clearing up th't
history business and our teachers nad
better be very careful what they teach.
I never did understand until recently
A man's letters to a girl never begin
to be really dangerous till after he gets
too far along to bother with quoting
jioetry in them.
After a man has once told a woman
that her soul was wearing out her body
she goes around trying to look like
something ailed her.
A wnmnn Hnpnrls hnlf tVifi timfi won
a few days, I -may have a few brief why Maury s geography was ruled out d n whftt the Lord thinks of her
short remarks to say, in reference to of so many schools and lrye s was put husband and the other half wondering
some thinga that are and ought not toiin. .mere, is some uuueiy 111 uu what the neighbors think of her
school book business. Money is paia
to school commissioners, or' teachers,
or some outside lawyers for their in
lluence.
Last year a teacher high in office at
be in inis city
. I am glad to note that old friends,
Judge Falligant, Editor Stovall,' Dan
. Lester,- x leming duJJignon, etc., are
either up in the band wagon or hailing
to driver to stop for them. But if Knox ville was expelled for accepting a
"Little Billie" has been in or about the bribe and I have heard it charged .that
band wagon, I have not seen him. He a lawyer in Atlanta got big money for
. is a very busy man, and may not have booming a book into the public schools,
time to come. If ever I get Billie, and Money rules the roost in every calling,
the aldermen and the mayor all togeth
er in my band wagon, T am going to
start down Bull street kicking, rearing
and pitching, and strike a telephone
oost somewhere about Oglethorpe ave
nue, turn the wagon over and spill tne course. "I have seen the wicked pros
and there is a money job
A ndersonville business.
spring! Oh, my country,
Providence have to do with
lows excel t to let them
behind this
Providence
what does
those fel-
run their
whole business out and order the hos
pital wagon to pick up the pieces.
Thfey had better take the ride in my
band wagon one at a time; but I am
willing for the whole city "to get in
the wagon, and ' all takea ride.'
Some will enidy it; some will thiiiK I
am driving too fast:some will fear lest
I run over a prucipice, or into the river;
some will think my team will be stalled
and cannot pull it; but when the pro
cession ends, if we have not reached a
purer moral atmosphere, and a better
state of things, then 1 win nam inem
back for nothing.
The Jfilks don t ffeem to be saying
much since I told who their step-daddies
were in Georgia. I have got no
respect for a kid that is ashamed of his
father." Will the Elks of Savannah, or
Atlanta, or Nashville, invite me into
per like a green bay tree," says David
An old darkey heard me say, "1 won
der what makes the Lord smile on old
Jim Wiikins so. Jim is as mean as a
doT. but everv trade he makes and
everything he touches turns into money.
He is getting richer and richer every
year,
The old dark ev said: "Why, boss,
de Lord hain't got anything to do wid
Jim Wiikins, Lord haint noticin him,
Lord dilutive him up long time ago.
Dat's wh'v he gittin rich old debit ar
runnin him.'
Providence spring. But it is mighty
strange to me that the northern people
will lot Goldwin Smith scandalize the
founders of our government. I
though t that everybody north and south
idolized Washington and Jefferson and
Madison and Monroe. I thought that
After a woman gets to be thirty she
gets over the idea that only her JJtender
and unswerving love stands between
her husband and the cold hard world
It is the opinion of nine women out
of ten that the average man believes he
isn't getting everything that is coming
to him unless he is leading a double
life. - . - : ' . .
ItOt-ai Paper ierve Support. .
Pi'ess and Printer.
The effort of any newspaper to bui'd
up a town is practically nullified unless
it is backed up by the business men of
the town. 1 A stranger turns lrom -the
news colums of ai paper to its advertis
ing columns, and if he fails to find
there the' business earda of the mer
chants and professional firms he comes
Ho the conclusion that the editor is not
appreciated, in which case it is a. good
place to kejp clear from. Is o town
ever grew without the active assistance
of its papers.- ' Nor can papers grow
and build up their localities without the
assistance of the town. Business men
should realize this and rememlier that
in lending support to their local paper
they are not only building up their own
business, but are helping to supjiort
that which is steadilv working for the
growth of the whole town. ' . ' .
1, i r tt infitinn Kiit niof
"S ; ; t ,ev everylHidy outside of Massachusetts was
have inside that lodge sent to them to ' A"ck a"a, .
drink, and if I don't tree something in
there before I come out, then I will
admit I am barking up the wrong tree.
I am everlasting down on any club,
clique, gang, that takes our young men
into their membership to drench them
with beer, or debauch them with
whiskey. If I am wrong in this, then
I am wrong on the right side of the
question; and I had rather be wrong on
the right side than right on the wrong
side. ,
No fear of plague, or storm, or dis
aster; no political contest; no rumors
of war have ever stirred Savannah as
the coining of Sam Jones to this city.
She is thoroughly aroused once.
It has been 18 years since I held
meetinga here. Savannah is now far
more beautiful in its streets and parks,
its hotels and residences, and has
grown apace with the years in popula
tion, business, etc. More anon,
Sam P. Jones.
and Henrv Clay. I dident know that
Benedict Arnold had an admirer or an
apolgizer north oi- south or in England
or anywhere. 1 dident know that uold
win Smith was such a conspicuous his
torian until this last history appeared.
It appears that he is a great favorite in
England and Canada and is a. contrib
utor to the leading magazines and co-
editor of an English cyclopedia. ,
But we are making progress. Provi
dence spring!. Those yankees say that
just in the nick of time when hope was
nearly gone and despair had set in for
want of Water Providence upheaved the
ground and the water gushed forth (like
it did when Moses struck the rock with
his roil. Mr. Pillsbury, of Americus,
an lionoranie veteran, .was mure on
guard and says the whole thing is a I "That eccentric Mrs. Wyshbone had
ma.ie mi ho. and it can be proved so her picture taken witn ner nanus in
bv manv old citizens of Sumter county, the dough
We will have to nail that Andersonville "Going through her husband s pock-
lie to a board and pnt it up at the forks ets, I suppose -,
BiffS?t Bank In tlie World.
Private dispatches from Washington
and elsewhere hint that J. Pierpont
Morgan has in mind the establishment
of "the largest bank in the world," an
institution which will involve the coh
so'idation of several of the more im
portant houses of this city, the object
being the creation of a bank strong
enough to act as1 a bulwark between
the Treasury Department and the
financial world in case of need. It is
stated that Mr. M organ has conferred
with officials at Washington as to the
feasibility of such a scheme and that
while he has received no direct en
couragement, the financial system of
the country practically precluding such
recognition, yet there are those high
in liower who have assured him that
such an institution might be not only
useful but actually necessary.
The following is the address of Judge
Augustus Van Wyck, President of the
North Carolina Society, at the Waldorf
Astoria, New York City, May 20, iy01.
Carolinians, I salute you in the name
of a great race reared in the beautiful
land sloping from the dizzy heights
of the Blue Ridge to the storm -washed
shores of the Atlantic," from, Mitchell's
Peak to Cape Hatteras, furnishing men
of varied mental and physical habits
and every variety of mineral and agri
cultural products; a race composed , of
Irish, Scotch, Scotch-Irish, English,
Swiss, German, Dutch and French;
Catholics, Presbyterians, Moravians,
Lutherans, Huguenots and Quakers; a
race by nature and such environments,
lovers and maintainers of civil and re
ligious liberty; a race which first en
joyed on this continent a chartered
government that guaranteed religious
freedom and no hixation except by con
sent of the people; a race, who, in 17G6,
successfully resisted by force the Eng
lish stamp act; a race who in 1771, re
sisted with open war and rebellion the
oppression of the English crown, and
though defeated in the battle of Ala
mance by Tryonyet they never there
after acquiesced in nor yielded allegi
ance to England; a race, as will be de
scribed to you to-night, who boldly an
nounced in solemn form their Declara
tion of Independence a full year before
the one that was proclaimed at rhPa-
delphia on July 4, 1776; a race that
first instructed her delegation to the
Continental Congress in favor of' that
declaration. .
Now North Carolina's hills bristle
with church spires and - school domes.
Her fields teem' with rich fruits of
mother earth, while the cotton spindles
and looms and factory wheels line ner
water-courses. N Her mountains g isten
with metals and precious gems. In her
lovely daughters are sweetly , blended
culture, grace, refinement, intellectu
ality and purity of character which
always elevate mankind and give lustre
to a nation's social history. In all the
advanced . movements of the human
race her sons have kept fully abreast of
the front column. Some think our
country will reach a much higher alti
tude, but remember the labors and
efforts of the future must be as great as
ever to keep our country in the fore
front of the sisterhood of nations. The
increase of" wealth alone enables
America io do more, and the power 0
wealth itself for development has ben
increased more than a hundred-fold by
the discoveries of science and'niochani-
cal inventions. The children of such a
race anil land should justly f ; el a pride
in their ancestors who did so mucn in
the formative period to build. and to
much in the period of -maturity to pre
serve the structure of our nation, her
institutions and her material progress.
In peace and In war this .. common
wealth has done more than her mathe
matical part to the glory of our country
in every field of human activity. .
I extend to you a thousand wel
comes, recognizing among you tnose
renowned in the service oi the only
King to whom the loyal sons of a Be
public can ever owe allegiance, the
omniscient Ruler of the'eternal empire
pf peace; those eminent in the learned
professions; those distinguished in the
service, civil and military, 01 tne
country; in the councils of the nation
state and municipality: princes of
finance, commerce and the varied mer
cantile and industrial undertakings of
our happy and prosperous land. Such
a citizenship gives energy to enterprise,
igor and cheerfulness to industry and
life, elasticity to patriotism.
There is a vivid reason for the exis
tence of this Society, which imposed
upon you the duty of creating and
maintaining it. Love of home, esteem
tor parents and utilization 01 their ex
periences constitute a radiant trinity,
which gives strength and hie to suca
societies. The simple word "home"
brings to m ind and heart the dearest
and most sacred interests of life. There
is the home of childhood with its
light-hearted memories, tenderness and
love.' There is the home of manhood
with one nearer and dearer than all
others, a home hallowed with joys, the
heart instinctively turns (here for rest
and peace of mind. 'Home is not the
mere dwelling, for many a palace is
not. Home is where the heart is, be it
at the poor man's lire-side or in the
grand edifice of the rich. Home, sweet
home, stimulates that laudable respect
for parents which induces worthy sous
to avail themselves of the best exper
iences of noble sires. .
The fundamental sentiment (a com
posite of love of home, esteem for par
ents and pride in their commendable
deeds) which is creative of such socie
ties, while tending to make, in the eye
of a dutiful son, the vacant chamber in
which mother once was wont to sleep,
a sanctuary; the empty chair in which
father once was accustomed to';l, an
altar; and to stamp upon his vision (he
image of devoted parents, yet also im
presses uium his memory their good
and just deeds and thoughts, and even
urges him onward and upward 111 the
faithful discharge of his mission in the
economy of life. To this sentiment is
largely due the preservation, utilization
and augmentation bv the living of the
best acts and ideas of past passing gen
erations, sanctified by a healthy devo
tion to home and parents and their
sweet memories. This brings to the
living all the experiences of the past, to
be by them added to and transmitted
to the coming generation, to be by the
latter, in turn, further enlarged and.
again transmitted, and so on to the
end of time, unless the tide of our
boasted progress shall be backward
turned.
: Let her sons who live under other
skies than' "the land of the sky" gladly
make the welkin ring with cheers and
praise for the old North State.
THE fill EAT FLOODS.
The Catawba Hirer Higher Than
Ever Before Knowo-ThouMndi of
1 Dollars of Damage. Done to Crop,
Brldsea Washed Away, Etc.
Marion, May 23. The storm of
Tuesday was the worst one that has
ever occurred in this section of the
State. A conservati ve estimate of dam
age done to property and crops in this
(McDowell) county : ia 200,000, . All
crops along the water courses are en
tirely, destroyed. Some small farms
have been left absolutely worthless.
Four or five cloud-bursts occurred on
the mountain above here, washing
away" houses, barns and mills. So far
as known ho lives were lost. The iron
bridge over Crooked creek was washed
away and one over Muddy, creek was
badly damaged.
The Catawba river at this- point was
three feet higher than it lias ever been,
was two. miles wide whftre the average
more. I nun wmom hr rl,lr, T nC,wl 10 aw icci uu uas uiiauKeu us
kov terns t. ti Trri'a taWo nt course in several places. Logs and all
it has been years since I saw such tears.
The Twentieth Century Satan.
In the course of his address to the
graduating class ot the Reformed
Theological Seminary at New Bruns
wick, N. J., last' week,- the dean of the
faculty, the Rev. 'Dr. Samuel Wood
bridge,' said: - ,
"Where in your social gatherings is
me name 01 uou mentioned? It 1
never heard. Man is at wrath with
Ckd. And it is becoming so that' peo-
pie uou 1, ueueve in repentance any
kinds of timber have drif ted to great,
heights- against the bluffs along the
river, lhousands of hsh were left in
the river bottoms when the water sub
sided. ; . -
Winsto5-Saj.em, May 23. Reports
received to-day show that the Yadkin
river bottoms were covered with water
and that wheat and other small grain
crops were practically ruined. A great
1 don t know what the matter is. God I
sits uppn His throne in silence, but I
sometimes wonder why He does not
speak. .1 wish He would speak to me.
hut when He does speak on the judg
ment day " lie will surely remember
these things. " '
il uoes not seem mat there is any
hnitftf 111 linll loft - A itrni.anf LnltrAMn..!
ism is sweeping over Europe and this deT f what on uPlands also down,
country, and you will have to contend 4 ,A Norf,olk & Western Railroad man -with
the doubts of the existence of a 8 me. he ' never saw the Dan and.
place of , punishment. The devil will A,layo ,nver f hlSh- The Methodist
show you no evidence of his presence churci assett, a. , was washed
for he does not appear with a forked &v h' Snuth "v,er- ' . m
tail,' long horns and cloven hoof, as :, Statesvilije, May, 23. Reports of
iiic uaiiiitgc uuuc uy uiw uigu waters
continue to come in. The greatest
damage done is along the Catawba
river. AH trains on the Western
branch, between here and Asheville,;
have been annulled for six days. There'
was material damage to the railroad
bridge across the Catawba. The bridge
was carried a few inches from its proper
position and besides some of the im
portant iron supports were bent and
will have to be straightened before it,
Luemi , vv uhi Kiuu 01 a norse was ltr 11.. :
me uamiigB geuerauy 19 ear- wuise
than at first reported, especially to the
crops and the fields. Many fertile boy
torn lands Were entirely denuded of the
soil and are totally worthless. '
On the Spartanburg road, beyond
Hendersonville, the tracks were torn to
pieces long distances.
At Lick Log cut, on the top of the
Blue Ridge, there is a washout of sev
eral hundred feet and at several places
down the mountain there are washouts
fully as long.
Elizacethton, Tenn., May 23.
The relief committee to-ihght reports
Luther thought he saw him. He is
deceiving and blinding the eyes Of men
and your battle against him must go
oir." :
Only a-GI!lllie.
London T4d-Bits. ,.
Detective Did you see a man and
woman driving past here in a' dog-cart
about an hour ago? -Mrs.
Blank Yes. ; '
fti 7 11 il - t t
aii, w 10 geuing on me iracit 01 11 flrtmit of trjl;n9 Anssin ftvAr
YYMof Hrwl .f a K,.r,., i O
'i nwv tvtijit. j j. a XiJl BVi WHO It
. "They were driving so fast I didn't
notice that. But the woman had on a
Scotch mohair and wool jacket of tur
quoise blue, last year's style with stitch
ed lines, a white pique skirt with deep,
circular tlouncc, a satin straw hat, tilted
and rather Hat, trimmed with hydran
geas and loops of pale surah and her
hair was done up ompadour. That's
all I had time to see."
It is no crime to le poor; neither is
ita-virtue. ;
When a politician announces that he
is out of iK)litics for good people begin about 250 persons in the town and 1,000
to wonder for whose good. in the country homeless because of
111 tnese days when a ; man displays Tuesday's flood. The more fortunate
common politeness he ia referred to as nnonle the. town arc furnishing fnrwl
a gentleman of the old school. , and clothinsr. but unless outside heln is
SllllCUS "The widow always gets seenrerl mneh suffering will rfimiW.
her thirddoesn't she?" Cynicus "I Bristol, Teun., May 24. Later de
beheve she has to get her second first." tails from the flood-stricken section
1 here S 7l new walk that IS fashion- shnw rpnt. rlamap-e rinno in thft wen-
able. It is known as the coif limn: tmmVnHhiiimHno mntintaini uino..
One need not be club-footed to indulge dale, a new town at the southern ter
in it. .j v minus of the Tennessee division of the
When a man announces that he Ohio River . f!h,irleRrnn Rnilwav wa
would rather fight than eat it is safe to completely wiped out. At Unaka, the
usaume uiai xihwouiti rainer nimu man
arge railroad iron bridge which spanned
the Chuckey river has been destroyed.
u; The lumber and pulp mills of General
do either,
Rollingstohe Nomoss "Come
let s take a walk" Tired Timothv John T. Wilder, and ln 45. 000 In
Roily. Me dear on a large quanity of lumber property
"Do not tempt me,
ole. mudder uster tell me nebler to take
nothin' w'ot didn't belong ter me."
Scribbler "What are you writing
now?" Scrawler "A book of love let
ters." Scribbler "Striking while the
i: On ia hot, eh?' ' . Scrawler' 'Exactly.
I'm going to call it 'The Love Letters
of a Blacksmith.' " '
property
have
are you a woman suf-
ConnlMtent.
"Madam,
fragist?"
"No, sir; I haven't tune to be."
"I Invent time? Well, if you had the
privilege of voting, ' whom would you
supjiort ' "
"The same man I have supported for
the last 10 years my husband."
Why Pat Itefimed to Bur a Trunk.
'Buy a trunk, Pat?" paid a dealer.
of the Unaka Lumber Company
gone down with the flood.
Asheville, May, 22. For two days
and nights the rain here has fallen in
torrents and much damage has been
done to crops, mill' and railroad pro
perty. Hundreds of Asheville people
liave visited the Vanderbilt estate to see
the damage done by the flood in the
millionaire's ideal village. One row of
cottrtges was flooded by a swollen creek
and the tenants had to move out.
Small trestles at Biltmore and on the
main line of the Southern have teen
washed away and no trains can pass
over until late today.- A car on a side
track loaded with stone was washed 30
feet.
The Asheville electric plartt is badly
damaged and the city was in darkness
last night. ' ' '
' Charlotte, N. C May 22. A tor-
"And what for should I buy a trunk?" nado passed over a section of country
rejoined Pat. jn the vicinity of Fort Mill, S. C, tear-
f'lo put your clothes in, was the
"And go naked? . exc
L'laimed . Pat;
"not a bit of it.
A school census of rural districts in'
Wakcr county reveals that there are 220
white children' and 394 colored children
between the ages of 12 'rnd 21 who
can neither read nor write. "This re
veals the task of the party in "power.
It must do more for the free schools
ind quit giving money so grandly to
uglier education, or fail ingloi'iously
o carry out its promises. Jiiblical lie-
order.
A Daughter of Eye,
Wife (dressed for the opera) For
goodness sake, why did you get all
these fl iwers ?
Husband I thought it would ' be
well for you, dear, to have somthiug to
over you.
A little house well fil'd; a little field
well till'd and a little wife well will'd
are great riches.
ing away, the main building 01 the
Charlotte Brick company's works and
doing other damage. The office build
ing was blown away leaving the furni
ture intact. The house of a "colored '
man waa demolished but he and, his
family were left unhurt. Another
negro house was also demolished and
much timber destroyed. -
Cut Thrown In. ' ,
"Men of my-profession are very good
story tellers," remarked the barber.
"Yes," assented the. smarting sufferer
in the chair, "and they usually illustrate
their stories With cuts."
matrimonial Fiction.
Mrs. A. Do you read fiction? Mrs.
B. Oh, yes; my husband often sends
me a note from the otlice telling me
that he will be detained down town by
business all the evening.
"How many persons can you crowd
into a train?" I asked the conductor.
"That depends on whether they are
married folks or couples thinking about
it," he replied. '