1 0 A' Kpigrama ou Women. Emil Reich in a rccnt Loiulon lec ture said: "Nations differ in nothing more than In their women.' 'You will never Know what a wom an is unless you suffer very much. "Women do not love Napoleons; thoy love mere middle-class mediocrities. , '"Men who want to found empires do not want the higher- development of woman. "You will in vain search history for a great man who has not been influ enced by a great woman. "In America the woman governs the man absolutely. In a certain sense the last man that came to AiueViea v:i3 Christopher Columbus.'' ?,?, - Co-Operative Houaaleeeplnc:. 1 Three young couples who live in the same apartment house on Washington , Heights have had so much trouble with the servant problem, and the female . members of the families had all got . into such a state of "nerves" over the ' inefficiency and general "cussedness" of the help they were able to afford, that finally the men folk got together a month ago, and decided to take mat ters into their own hands. None of their wives objected to cook ing or making beds, but all needed help when it came to washing and ironing, - sweeping and scrubbing, and; particu larly washing dishes and kitchen uten- 'sils, so the men decided on a co-operative scheme" that so far has worked very well during the month it has been in operation. Instead of each family paying Si a week for an incompetent maid of all work, each subscribes $3 a week to ward the wage of a strong, capable and active Gorman woman, who feels that for Ihe 59 a week she is sure of getting she can afford to do a day's work every day. On Monday she does Mrs. A.'s washingand ironing, on Tues day Mrs. IVs washing and ironing, on Wednesday Mrs. C.'s. On' the other three work days each apartment in turn receives a thorough scrubbing and cleaning. All the dishes that are dirtied in each apartment are piled by the mis tress into a big pan,. and hi the evening are sent via the dumbwaiter to the apartment where Lena happens to be principally engaged on that day. She washes and polishes them all. and dis tributes them back to their ovners before leaving for the night. All concerned are delighted with the ' plan thus far, and declare they would not go back to the old way l'or.any-thing.-Ncw York Globe. : ' - i ' ', - T-; The Baby Daughter. When the baby girl arrives, let it be remembered that there arc new things to bo considered in her reception. Once the hope of the mother was in having a daughter who would be near er to her than any son could possibly be. And the fond papa's delight was in the picture of some' day having at tached to himself something .which would be the envy of other men and .which he could' take pride in living up to financially like any other table lux ury. But the baby girl of now comes with the right of being considered an '. investment. For each of those families where the son is pointed out as a V ruodcl and considered the best and most deserving young man in town be cause he takes care of his mother and sisters, who does not know another in which the girl is doing the same thing? Who doesn't remember the daughter who is tho burden bearer when re verses come when the brother is going gaily off after things matrimonial? And . who does not know the father with whom things went backward instead )t forward who has the pretty, pro jecting good-fellowship of the daugh ter, who is helping out at home with little salary of her tvvn' When it comes to the littlp embryo that she is, for brilliant possibilities the baby girl is the one who will thrill most the heart of the man who has the gambler's instinct for chances. However, tho boy must be counted oft not to go any higher than tho level that has been r.-ached by his progenitors, even allowing for new combinations. But the father whom you see in the car with the four-year-old, of peachy skin and ' brilliant orbs and penciled eyebrows and eyelashes, sitting with grave dig nity under the Greenaway hat, has that beside him whose power no man can measure. Practically endless are the tricks of combination which good charm with which it is her role to at tach good things to herself. And to day's baby girl whoso future opens up to her with independence and brains as well as a chance of making double pair royals in getting there, which are debarred her small brother. Don't mistake the possibilities. There is no need to make excuses for her not being' as boy. - Glore Tell Char&cteri. .The girl near the exchange desk carefully folded a pair of dogskin gloves. "I sometimes think," she said, "that all fortune tellers must have served an apprenticeship as glove saleswomen before going into the prophesying busi ness. It is generally conceded that the chief stock in trade of the professional seer is a wide knowledge of human nature, and surely there is no better school for gaining that particular kind of education, than the glove cornier of a big store. I think I could give up my job hero now and go out and coin money by telling people what I have found out about them, with their hands for a text-book. I would not proceed on the principles of palmistry, either. The lines of the hand mean nothing to me. I would judge character solely by the way my patrons hold their hands when having their gloves fitted. "Now, look at that woman down at the lower end of the counter. She holds her hand out, palm upward, aj stiff as a ramrod, and no matter how much the clerk may turn or twist that unruly member and caution it? owner to loosen the tension a bit, it is bound to straighten out into just that position. "I am glad that woman Is not a ens tomer of mine. I'd be sure to have a row with her before she got away. I always have trouble with those stiff handed women. Thoy are very hard to suit. Their wills are just as inflexi ble as their hands, and if I have trou ble in getting their gloves to set well the first time they put all the blame on me, whereas their own stubbornness lies at the root of the difficulty. "In contrast to this type is the limp handed woman. Honestly, we meet some hands that flop around just like jelly fish. They seem to be entirely destitute of bone or muscle. The palm is thick and pear-shaped and soft as putty. It gives me tho horrors to touch that kind of a baud. I never yet waited on one of those inert crea tures who did not wear a soiled collar or neck ribbon and a frayed skirtbind ing. If I had to choose between the strenuous-handed woman and the doughy palm I'd take the former every time. "Then there are the customers of the grab-all type. They plant their elbows on the counter and spread their fingers out at the very widest angle. Natural ly, this digital performance is not at all conducive to ease in fitting a pair of gloves or to neatness of appearance once that feat is accomplished. Ex perience has taught me to fight shy of one of these animated glove stretchers as a neighbor. Their bump of inquis itiveness is s- onormal'y developed and the people across the nail will be in luck if the broad-fingered folk do not borrow the very clothes off their backs. "There are other customers Avho per sist in doubling their fingers into reg ular grappling hooks while undergoing the fitting operation. I have my sus picions about them, too. They are sure to have equally crooked tempers, and they take a special delight in raising a row at meal time. "Of course, I serve hundreds of cus tomers who have reduced the fitting of gloves to a fine art. They submit to the necessary manipulations with the utmost grace and put me to no in convenience. Nature has made them a gift of glove-counter etiquette', along with sincerity ti.d thoughtfuluess and a lot of other admirable qualities, and it is no hardship to .sell gloves to them day in and day out. You see, what is born in the bone will come out in the fingers, and if there is any place on earth where kinks in character are bound to come to the surface it is at the glove countcr."-New York Fres. Overskirls are growing in import ance. Women are again wearing jowoled cuff links. The bird of paradise is worn as a coiffure decoration. A big neckpiece of handsome ostrich plumes is much desired. Light suitings in two-toned effects are being shown for early spring wear and the South. The prettiest pink cloth costumes are of a deep shade; really an old rose or rather bright tone. The draped fur stole lined with a second fur is one of the great suc cesses of the season. The new embroidered blouses have Valenciennes medallions inserted among the needlework. The handsomest hats are seen of lace. Lace trims any number of crin and fine Neapolitan straws. , , The girl just home from Paris wears a round drop watch that hangs like a bangle from her bracelet. Embroidered in dark and light shades of tho same color little pink bolero jacket.? are most attractive. Tale pink and the delicate shell pink are pretty for young girls, but have scarcely sufficient character to satisfy the present desire for brilliancy and effect. Tho one shade of pink that is so fashionable at the moment is only to be found in cloth and chiffon. There are three tones of pink those bordering on salmon and the flame color that are more popular for evening wear. Variety in color is a particular fea ture of the new straws and hair weaves. All the leading series of shades adapted for the season are rep resented, but particular prominence is given to the new moss and spring greens, and to the. lower toned pinks, to the orchid mauve?, sky and pale hyacinth colors, to the bright light wood browns, and the lightest of ' the terra cottas. r TOWERING BIRDS tf(r lielujt Shot In Flight. They A trend and Die la the Air; , . Why is it that a mallard, a grouse, a quail, and, for the matter of that per haps, any bird when wounded in the head during flight will frequently' tow er or mount upward at un acute angle, oftentimes to die in midair and drop dead to the earth like a plummet or setting its wings, come to earth at a long, sloping angle? I remember a curious case of this kind in connection, with a .sharp-tail grouse. We were walking through prairie grass well above our knees when' a long distance ahead upon a knoll on tho prairie we espied a sharp tail grouse, an old cock bird, standing erect in a sort of oasis of short, vel vety grass not more than a couple of yards in diameter. We walked quietly along, taking care not to stamp our feet upon the ground any more than necessary. The bird seemingly was engrossed with some thing, for with its back to us it paid no attention to us whatsoever until we had advanced within about eighty yards of it. Turning its head it sized US up and then began to show symp toms of restlessness, first standing on one log and then upon the other. Tho early afternoon sun was shining bright ly, and the beautiful bird, with neck and head erect and body distended upon its restless feet, made an attract ive and unique picture. The wary bird evidently .thought we were close enough when, with a spring and a coo coo he darted up in the air. My friend, slightly in advance of me, took the shot. The bird did not seem to change its course or alter its flight in any way. Up, up, up almost in a straight line, the bird towered, its wings beating the air and propelling it skyward. We watched the towering bird until we thought it would go out of sight, when its wings ceased to beat and became set, as whoa alighting upon the ground. Down, down it came, slowly at first and then more rapidly at an angle di rectly toward us, finally falling stone dead at our feet. Ticking the bird up and carefully examining it we found a single shot had penetrated its head. Presumably the nerves of direction in the brain were paralyzed and the bird, yet full of life and vigor, beat the air and ascended upward. I have seen a mallard do this same thing in the tow ering line, likewise a quail. What is the explanation? Charles Cristndoro, in Forest and Stream. Future Magnate;. Patrick and Timothy were both em ployed by the city, and had the abund ant leisure for conversation which comes to those engaged in such muni cipal affairs. "Weil, now, if, I had a million come to me I know well how I'd ha spending it," said Patrick one day, resting his pick against a convenient wall and looking at it with great distaste. "How would you be doing it?" in quired Timothy. ' "I'd go to the Waldoffed Kestoria or some o" thim high-toned hotels," said Patitck. "and I'd tell the b'y at the deslf ,'IIave me called t-.t o'clock to- inor, fSv morning!' Thou I'd go to mo roofl s and shut the blinds, and whin firsl hey called me I'd not answer, and they called me louder I'd give a sounding gape, and I'd say bo- whll gret two, I'm'' got i me yawns. 'Go away wid yez! lot obliged to bo working! I've toney. ' "Al :l" remarked Timothy, as he once began work. ill, what would you do if you had nior "V the illion?" demanded Patrick. "i ?" said Timothy, looking back over lis shoulder. "I'd have a half-fut more len'th to this pkk handle and save ue poor back." KuftKiun Kiddle. t walka upside down overhead? '? are four brothers under one hat. legs of table. ; I hav four legs and feathers, but am nether beast nor b.rd. Feather bed. Four brothers run side by side, but never atch up with one another. Cart wheels. A pak of wolves ran by; one was shot, hiw many remained? The dead one. I am Hind, but show others the way, deaf aid dumb, but, know how to count. lilestone. Pcoplepray for me and Jong for my company but directly I appear they hide themselves. Rain. A Mexican Farm. Don Lis Terrazas, a great friend of Tresiiint Diaz, has n farm in Chi huahua ri, about 8,000,000 acres. Don Luis is bought to own more than 1,000,000 :attle. His stable consists of some 1)0,000 horses, his sheepfold of TOO.OOOuieep. From 200,000 to 1500, 000 calvesare branded with his brand every spfhg. More than 1000 cow boys kecj'his cattle. At his slaughter and pac ,ng houses near Chihuahua City 250 iO cattle, as many sheep, and hogs inn'aerable are killed, and away they go his own refrigerator cars. Some X) persons dwell on his es tate. lf -as City Journal. lo Tall for Strength. In tall'Hen, as a rule, the body Is out of p lorliou to the lower limbs, with tbet tural result that such men are unable to bear fatigue or to com pete in thi struggles of life with their lesser fcllc ,-s more harmoniously pro portioned. Army experience bears out these obse ations. In a long and fa tiguing ma b the tall men usually fall out first. soldier between fi?e feet five incheul five feet eW?ht inches or nine inenjj is usually the one best adapted fOcaring extra exertion. There art bout 10,000,000 of migra tory sheep rt Spain. A ti l Tlvl With the Funny nuche. "Hitch year wagon to a .s'irr" Is advice o wondroiw worth; Easier this to follow, far. "Hitch vour air-ship to tiic earth." -Puck. lnnocein He "Has she been married long?" She "No; but she still thinks Uhat her husband cats cloves because he likes them." A Ureakfaet J)Sa!o;;ue. Mrs. Talkwords "Henry, you were talking in your sleep last night." Henry "Pardon me for interrupting you." Smart Set. Got OO Kar, Dolly "That girl told awful fibs about me." Tolly - "You're lucky, ic;:-. She night have told tho truth." Not Altogether UnBiiccessfcJ, P.obby "Went fishing yesterday In stead of going to school." Tommy "CY. teh anything?" Bobby "Not until I got home.'1 The Important Tart. Millicent "I'm in love with both of them. Which would you advise me to marry?" Hortense " 'Whichever one acks you. SaiTUMtl. Tom "What makes young Sapheafl bo popular with tho girls?" Dick "Give it up." Harry "Ho must know iiow to make some new kind of fudge." A Tnrlia, She. Tess "Gladys says she C;',n think of ten good reasons, for nor allowing a man to kiss her." Jess "Oh. so can I, but I can thiak of eleven why I might let hiiu." Within Hearing-. "Aren't the acoustic proptrlics cf the opera house magnificent?" "They certainly are. You can hear every word that's said by the Blank's? party four boxes away." Brooklyn Life. '" Conversion Genuine. "They lell me that Skinner hay joined the church. Do you believe he is in earnest?" "He must be. I saw him put n dol lar in the contribution box'-r. Louis Post-Dispatch. Of Necessity ' "So your daughter has become a so loist." "Necessarily," answered Mr. Cum rox, wearily. "Perhaps I ought to be thankful that she isn't a trio or a quar tet." Washington Star. rherinjr. Lou "What: do you think your pa will do when I ak his consent?" Nell "I hate to think about it." New York Evening Telegram. Anions Friend. "Whew! What, Lottie Brown en gaged? That proves what I've always said, thut no matter how plain and bad-tuipered a girl may be, there's al ways a fool ready to many her. Who's the poor man?" "I am!" Life. The Average Uoj. Johnny "I gotta reform an" go ter Sunday-school, or else git a iot toch er." Susie "What do yon mean?' Johnny "Ma won't let me play with about half the kids in thi neighbor hood, an" the iv;t o' the kids' mothers don't let 'em play with me. 1 got 0 friends ut all." Cleveland Leader. Stirring: Him Up. "My dear," said the .sick man, "do fou think Dr. Price-Price is really tak ing any interest in my case?" "Well, ho hasn't be-on as earnest as he should," replied the wii'e. "but he'll work hard from now ou. 1 told him to-day that if he didn't keep you alive for six months at least you wouldn't be able to pay hia bill." Philadelphia press. ;nve Himself Awny, . Jenks "Your daughter's young man interviewed you last night, didn't If.!'." Grouch "Yes, and such a stupid fel low, lie hasn't any sensr ut all." Jenks "Ah! Then you won't liava bim as a son-in-hnvV" Grouch "I? V'l:; I have I to do with It? The idea of hi coming to as;k me diieri the sivi and her mother are sat isfied! If ih bad my sense he'd know iat settled u." Philadelphia Ledger. AN ACCOMMODATING WITNESS Bow an Attornrr VPaii Saccrtifnllr H balled in Court. "Do you know tha prisoner well?" asked the attorney.. "Never kne-w him ill," replied the witness. "No levity," said the lawyer. "Now, sir, did you over see the prisoner at the bar?" "Took many a drink with him at the bar." "Answer my . question, Rir," roared the lawyer. "How long have you known the prisoner ?" "From 'two lVet up to five feet ten inches." "Will the Court make the " "I have, ycr Worship," said the wit ness, anticipating the lawyer. "I have answered the question. I knowed the prisoner when he was a boy of two feet long and a man of five feet ten." "Your Honor " "It's a fact, ycr Worship; I'm under oath," persisted the witness. The lawyer placed his hands on the table in front of him, spread his legs apart, leaned his body over the table, and said: "Will j'ou tell the Court what you know about this case?" "That ain't his name," replied the witness. "What ain't his name?" Cash." "Who snid it was?" "You cl'd. You wanted to know what I know about this case. His name's Jones." "Your Worship," howled the lawyer, plucking his beard out by the roots, "will you make this man answer?" "Witness," said the Magistrate, "you must answer the questions put to you." "Gr?at Scctt! hain't I been doln' it? Let him fire away. I'm all ready." "Then," said the lawyer, "don't beat about the bush any more. You and the prisoner have been friends?" "Never," promptly responded the wit ness. "What,! Weren't you summoned here as a friend?" "No. s-r. I was summoned Here as a Presbyterian: Nary one of us was ever Friends. He's an old-time Bap tist, without a drop of Quaker in him." "Stand down"' yelled tha lawyer, in disgust. "Hey?" "Stand down!' "Can't do it. I'll sit down or stand tip " "Constable, remove the man from the box." Witness retires muttering: "Well, if he ain't the thick-headest lawyer I ever laid eyes on."' Galveston Tribune, ' W03DS OF WISDOM. What makes life dreary is want of motive Eliot. A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market. Lamb. Blessed are they tfho know enough to mind their own business. Honest good humor is the oil and wiue of a merry meeting. Irving. To expect defeat is nine-tenths of a defeat itself. F. Marion Crawford. If you will be cherished when you are old be courteous when you are young.- Lyiy. He is a wiso man who wastes no en ergy on pursuits for which he is not fitted Gladstone. We are always complaining our days are few, and acting as if there were no end of them. Addi3on. Foresight is very wise, but foresor row is very foolish, and castles are, at any rate, better than dinigeoiis in the air. Lubbock. Every person is responsible for all the good within the scope of his abil ities, and for no more, and none can tell whose sphere is the largest. Gaii Hamilton. So long as men are animated by souls more responsive to the calls of self in terest and sentiment than to the calls of justice and reason, so long will there be wars and rumors of wars, and a civilization fundamentally based upon force. Dramatic Temperauoe etlory. Irving Grinnell, treasurer of the Church T-'mperauce Society of New York, tola at a temperance nicaing a dramatic story: "A woman entered a barroom." he said, "and advanced quietly to her hus band, who sat drinking with three other men. She placed a covered dish ou the table and said: ' "Thinkln' ye'd bs io busy to come home to supper, Jack, I've feiohed it to you hero.' "And she deprived. "The men laughed awkward'y. II invited his friend to share the meal with him. Then he removed the cover from the dish. "The dlh Mas empty. It contained a slip of paper that said: "I hope you will enjoy your supper. It is the same your wife and children have at home." Chicago Chroiuvle. Tli Modern Dragon. "To-day we need sigh for dragons no more," fervently remarks Arthur N. Jervis in his article on automobiles, "Car Comingl" in Everybody's. "The death-risking combat between man and fiery destroyer is real. We may watch a whole herd of mechanical dragons, snorting, barking, whizzing, leaping, sliding, spitting smoke and flame, for three hours around a thirty mile circuit. The men who ride them face dangers which are not made out of poetic nightmares, dangers fur greater than those imagined by the ancient liar and reprobate who rode out of town for a three days' jamboro", and came back shaky and disheveled and explaining that state of bis nerve; by a lovely tale of horrid combat with a scaly monster in a cave somewhere off on the other side of the mountain." Canadian Boatli. NITED STATES Com Sevfert. at Stratford. Of tario, has rwnsed an int' esting report regarding methods being adopted that vicinity to accoiup:. ?ub!ie road Improvement, from whi' the following is takn:' The Province of Ontario has six thousand miles of country road mai tained by township and county cou ci!?. Since the beginning of the raov ment for hotter roads there is a ra ?al improvement in the condition.' the roads. The old way of road 5) provenient by stfltute labor, which L existed for nearly a century, and d union during pioneer days to opt highways, has been largely sup?rsed by a more modern system of a dirt tax rate and closer supervisio Township control is universal in vo. coiiKtruiiitiit, while at the same tin county councils have undertaken ti management of a system of main roa within the county. The work of t; rounty council is devoted chiefly legislative functions, and the actu oversight of Avork on the grounds left to road foremen or overseers. T)l county system is aided by the P vineial trovernment to the extent one-third of the entire cost of constr j tion. During the years of 1003- 162i miles of main roads were in proved at an expenditure of SSOO,' through provincial aid. Modern ro.j machinery, mob as grading machine stone crushers, is in general iv throughout the province. Natur gravel bed eve numerous, and care taken to select the best gravel in t. pit, which, under the modern syst?i Is placed on the roads after the ears U consolida ted with the roller. Bridgi are now all being built with ste superstructnres, conci'ete abutment and concrete floors. j The matter of drainage is given il rreatest attention. Where underdrai age is needed tiles are used, with i'r oueiit outlets that will lead to natm;; watercourses. Breakers, once so eoc! mon for carrying the water from c side of the road to the other, ara cif tiri'ly abandoned. Concrete culver have tafien their place, and on: tl steep hills, where such surface draif age is necessary, the road bed, with if high centre crown, is as smooth as the level. In the older parts of Ont rio road construction has long in passed the early temporary stage, ar. all improvements are made with a vie of durability. Terth County, of vvhirj Stratford is the county seat, has L"? miles of country highways; of this 611 miles are gravelled and are as fine pel inanetit roads as can be found in act country. . A source of much trouble and pens? to keep country roads open l this latitude for several months ,of lis winter is the . enormous amount 4 snowfall. Snow fences, similar n tho?? us1 by railroads, are employ e; but wire fences are much cheaper a in give better satisfaction. In the carC part of the winter snow plows used, but later in the season they ai not cope with th drifts, and many l the roads become absolutely impassJ hie. To overcome some of the diflicul ti:s on snow roads the last proviueiJ l-'gisdature adopted a measure in pas ng an act. the first section of wb? provides that: "On and after the con! ing into force of this section no pers shall-us; on any public highway o cept within the limits of any city i sleigh or other vehicle upon ruiuw drawn by horses or other animals (es; cept cutter) manufactured after lb first day of December, l'JOO, unless ii. same is ko constructed that the dM tanea between the outer edge of sue runners at tlw bottom is- not less tha four feet." Tha object of this act t have a uniform width of sleigh runner is to g3t a wider track fordout rep ms, ItoHtlWrt.r Repairing:. In a h Uer to the selectmen of lb town throughout th? State of Comie. tiTt, James II. Maedonald, Stat Highway Commissioner gives som practical points on repairing roadv; as follows: "All culverts and gutters should b ,.i . i - ., . . . . . ' L";aueu iut ana au suoumers on tuj roaus should be pared down so ihu they shall be below the traveled po iio;j of the highway. ThLs will penii of the -water running off Into the gtf t.T. Gmvel roads shoal;!) have a Hi tie gravel placed on tin marks ii the erriv of the road and in the vat If this Js not done at this season in good will resultA --All, JoossJytcriM should n removed from raacadan roads with the back of a rake, not tb teeth. Loose stones injure a road & indcn as &uy ana thing, because thej uiv driven Inlo ihe surface and breik t)e band. "Where the s!one Is beginning i show though a little splinters or cbn.n of stone should be applied to foris- i cushion. This cushion fhould not b more than Ttiree-fourths of an inet thick. .No spriukiiug or rolling is nee essary. . A ton of splinters will sufitict for from 2"0 to Z'OQ hqv.jre',feet. Ai oru.tiary ro.Ier wrizhted cnwi road, as they only furnish dust In i weather. If the road is watched, new surface will not be necessary. it w III not have the chauce to iiej bnd condition." Fwcd'.Ah school children, rmde guidance of their teachers, am plant about G0O.O0O trees. and run afer t'-e road after loose stone are removed, will improve It. It is in necessary to use screenings on a etc I t r 1 I 'i