MUST AS IT
I were a bay agaia,
JTtfjiralrings would change from what they
f sre "
Twwfcat they used (o neem;
ThjU? were but a little boy,
Ajp from my mother's knee
OeTIra And that dear old Fairyland
Junt bs it used to be.
If wirtbes only were a horse,
Ifbw fast away I'd ride
Acrprts' the' plains of yesterday,
Held comrades by my side;
Once more I'd rescue captive maid;
Ah! doughty deeds vou d see,
Jf were but a hero hold,
Just as I used to be.
- 'ii i i ai i i.iaj bb mmammtisamam
A Grass-Country Incident,
By ILGBEKCE BLEDSOE
Aud endlos3 stretch of grass cov
ered prairie relieved by brilliant
patches of many-hued wild flowers; a
few gracefully drooping niesquites
and yelvety green chapparals; cun
ning little prairie dogs capering about
their curiously banked up burrows,
arid peaceful herds of white-faced
Hereford cattle grazing knee-deep in
the succulent grass. Over all a splen
did June sky flushed with the sun's
farewell glimmer, and the picture is
complete a grass country landscape
done in sweeping lines and gorgeous
tints.
The brisk prairie breeze blew tan
talizingly across the southern plains
straight into the faces of two horse
men swinging leisurely along the trail
-leading up from the sand-dunes near
the river that wound its way through
the alkali deposit and red sand of the
Staked Plains. That the travelers
were not plainsmen was evident at a
glance. Their "store clothes," stiff
hats and "blled shirts" were a sure
Sive-away, and the intentness with
which they peered across the fast
darkening plains bespoke anxiety as
to their bearings. The elder of the
two a well-groomed, middle-aged
mkn with a military moustache and
soldierly bearing, gazed long .and
-earnestly over the monotony of
plains, never ending plains; then
tursing to the young man beside him,
said:
"Philip, I am afraid we are lost on
this everlasting prairie! How much
farther do yot suppose it Is to the
Diamond-bar ranch?"
"They told me at Noconah we
Votild make it about dark, but to tell
the troth. Uncle James, I'm in doubt
myself. It's so easy to miss the trail
in these sand hills. .It is nearly night
and no ranch in sight."
"Or anything else but steers, steers,
steers! We must be in some big
cowman's pasture, Phil."
Phil stopped and-studied the brand
on a treat white-faced steer that did
not throw up his head and gallop off
at sight of the strangers. "Yes.
That is Nayle's brand. 'We've been
in his pasture all the afternoon. It
extends ten mile3 up the river. But
it seems to me we are on the wrong
trail to the Diamond-bar. I wish I
kne'F-nnre about this country it's
worth learning! But see, hero's a
line of wire fence and yonder is a
gate. I'm blest if I kuow where we
are."
"Let's follow the trail, then; it is
bound to lead us somewhere," said
the old gentleman, resignedly.
The two passed through the gate
and rode on in silence. The young
man's handsome face, usually lighted
up with a rare and winning smile,
assumed a grave, almost sad, expres
sion. His doting old uncle, noting
the change and wishing to divert his
thoughts into more cheeful channels,
ETid:
, "Philip, my boy, if this deal turns
out favorably it will add a snug sum
to your inheritance," and he smiled
fomlly on his despondent nephew.
.'-Yeu are always goodness itself,
dyp uncle; you leave me nothing to
wh Tor!" This last with a woeful
sigjji.
"Except that mad-cap, Milly dem
ons, who disappeared from our little
world at the fort so mysteriously."
4' Not mysteriously, uncle," replied
PJnllp gravely; "it's all quite plain to
me,; too plain, alas! She was visiting
her cousin at the fort' when I" here
pill had the grace to blush.
' "'Fell in love with her, which was
natural," added the old man slyly.
Philip continued as if saying over a
well-learnel lesson: "On her return
home she failed to answer my' many
letters, and so I took it for granted
tlTat she did not care to continue
our
"Little flirtation," again supplied
the uncle.
"Not on my part, uncle; it was the
passion of my life."
"Tut, tut, my boy, put her down
with the other flirt3 and remember
the old adage about the fish that still
remain In the sea. But little Miss
Milly did-have a winning way, and I
would not have objected to her as a
tiiecc."
'(Look, uncle!" exclaimed Philip,
welcoming a diversion, "yonder is a
-wheat field and in it a man driving
a harvester. . There must be some one
living near-by. What do you think
of stopping a while and resting our
poof beasts?"
"But I see noliouse, Phil!"
Philip laughed and said, "I see you
fcaven't yet learned to locate a dug
ut, uncle,"
"No, I must confess I am not very
familiar with the topography of Llano
Kstacado, but I'll soon learn when I
ft that ranch."
They were approaching what at
first glance appeared to be the de
tached roof of a house perched upon
the cround, but a closer inspection re
vested a dug-out the plainsman's
aJ L
USED TO BE.M
With Beanstalk Jack I'd tally forth
To giants kill galore;
In seven-leagued Loots I'd stride away
To that enchanted shore
Where ogres dwell, in castles huge,
And mermaids' warm the sea;
Oh. how I'd love to find them all
Just ca they used to be!
My little hoy says I'm all wrong
That nothing's changed at nil, '
That lie can show ins ogres iieree,
And piailts inore than tall;
Then, clasping his dear hand in mine,
He leads ine forth to see
Years drop as leaves; I'm young again,
Just as I used to be.
Frederick Mitchell Monroe.
CROFFORD, OKLAHOMA.
primitive home In the heart of Mother
Earth. This particular dug-out was
scooped out of the south side of a pro
tecting sand hill, for the homesteader
of the plains always seeks a wind
break from the cruel northers that
roar across the treeless expanse
About one-third of the queer struc
ture was above ground, and two tiny
windows, at the very top and level
with the ground, served to light and
ventilate the great burrow. Some
one with the soul of an artist had
erected a rustic arbor of poles at the
entrance, over which had been twined
cool green vines whose scarlet blos
soms gave a touch of the picturesque
to the quaint dwelling. The full
moon was flooding the tall sand hills
that loomed up so gauntly behind the
dug-out, with a radiant whiteness
that caused the. thick, scrubby mes-
quite bushes to assume shapes gro
tesque and fantastic.
An old man came out when the
travelers rode up and gave the cus
tomary "Hello!" of the plainsman.
"Won't you-"light and come in, gen
tlemen?" heasked with true Western
hospitality, as he came down the path
to meet them.
"Thank you," replied Philip, "we'll
stop long enough to rest and water
our horses and then push on. Can
you tell us how far it is to the Diamond-bar
ranch?"
"Diamond-bar ranch!" echoed the
old man in amaze, "why, you shorely
ain't calkerlatin' to reach there to
night! It's thirty-five miles from
hero if it's one; besides, judgin by
the hot, heavy air and the way the
breeze is stiffenin", we're goin' to have
one of them pesky sand-storms pretty
soon. You'd best 'light and stay all
night, gentlemen. We ain't got very
much to offer in the way of enter
tainment, but you're welcome to the
best we have."
"What do you say to accepting his
kindness, Philip?" asked his uncle,
who was quite tired.
"Well, uncle, I don't think it would
be wise to risk your rheumatism out
In Ae open tc-night. So if you can
take us in, we will be glad to accept
your hospitality, Mr. "
"Clemons is my name," finished
their host.
Phil scarted, but replied: "Mine Is
Philip McDonald, sir; and this is my
uncle; Major James McDonald, from
Fort Noconah."
"Glad to meet you, gentlemen.
Come right along with me to the barn
and we'll see to the horses. Tot" to
a pretty little barefooted girl "run
and tell Mildred to hurry up with
supper."
Again Phil started. "Heavens!"
he thought, "why does everything
conspire to bring her back to me in
thought? How strange that another
bears her name! "
Tot ran breathlessly down the dug
out steps, exclaiming: "Sister, father
saj's hurry up and oh, sister, you'll
have to make a pie for supper (the
average plainsman's idea of a feast),
for two men's come, aud one is so
handsome! 1 He looks like that pic
ture in your trunk that "
"Tot, do hush; your tongue is al
ways running away with you ! " said
the sweetest little morsel of a girl.
She was small and slight, her flushed
cheeks but served to emphasize the
golden glints in her soft hair; her
serious gray eyes were full of unshed
tears, but she bravely kept them
back, and uncomplainingly took up
the burden of drudgery that had only
recently fallen upon her young shoul
ders. "Now, what can I prepare for sup
per!" she exclaimed In despair;
"everything is out! Oh, how dread
ful it is to be so poor!" Then after
a perplexed "pause: "Well, I'll just
make muffins, and with butter and
eggs and milk I guess the men can
manage to make out a meal! Tot,
run and tell mother and Jennie to
come in and straighten up things."
Mother and Jennie hurried in to
"straighten up" the one large room
that constituted their dwelling. It
was divided Into twa apartments by a
calico curtain, behind which the most
unsightly things were thrust. Ia the
fore part a brave attempt had been
made to give a habitable and home
like air to the red earth interior, and
it was pathetic to note the little femi
nine touches and artifices to conceal
grim, naked poverty. A few articles
bore witness of better times, promi
nent among which was a bookcase
full of very readable books.
In . a short time Mr. Clemons and
bis guests came in from the barn lots.
The table was rolled out in the middle
of the front room, and Jennie, emerg
ing from behind the curtain, placed
sundry appetizing dishes upon it,
while still more tempting odora fol
lowed in her wake. As the meal pro
gressed, guests and host became com
municative under the melting influ
ence of Mllly's muffins and hot coffee.
44 Have you always lived oat hert
71 17
fll)
J In
on the Llano T politely inquired
Major McDonald.
"Oh, no, Major," replied Mr. Clem
ons, "we lived near L , on the other
side ot Fort Noconah, for many
years."
" Philip looked up quickly. "I won
der where his daughter Mildred an
be?" he thought, glancing searchingly
around the dug-out.
"But . we lost, everything we pos
sessed a year ago," Mr. Clemons con
tinued, "and we came out here to pre
empt land. We are compelled to live
very roughly; times are hard," and
the old man sighed. They did not
notice the little figure that stole qui
etly out through the friendly shadows,
and when Mr. Clemons asked why
Milly did. not appear, Jennie said:
"Milly isn't feeling very well, and has
just gone outside to get some fresh
air." Then the kindly girl, who sus
pected the nature of Mllly's bad feel
ings, deftly called their attention to
some hot muffins, and thus diverted
the thoughts of the old man.
Outside a sobbing girl walked rest
lessly back and forth in the oppres
sive darkness, moaning in her pain:
"It is Philip, my own dear Philip,
whom I have so cruelly wronged.
And I love him still. If he sees me
he will know all; but he shall not
find me out! " she cried vehemently.
- The air in the dug-out became in
sufferably hot and heavy; the wind
came in hard gusts and small par
ticles of sand began to fly about. A
lurid red cloud spread over the west
ern sky at the rim of the salty river
it was a sand cloud coming from
the river dunes. Then the wind grew
wilder and fiercer. Jennie slipped
out and besought Milly to come in;
she refused at first, but finally con
sented when Jennie agreed to arrange
the dim light so that she could creep
in unobserved while they were intent
ly studying the storm clouds.
The storm increased in fury, and
then the sand commenced to pour in.
It literally rained sand. Everything
was covered an inch deep with the
fine red dust. The western winds
were out for a mad revel that night.
It seemed as though they would dash
the dust to the very stars in their
frolic. The women gazed at each
other with white, terrified faces when
an unusually severe gust of wind
struck the frail roof, which rattled
and creaked with the strain. The
next furious gust swept part of it
off. Timbers crashed and women
screamed, the lights were blown out,
and for a few moments confusion
reigned. When some sort of order
was restored it was found that no one
in the fore-part of the dug-out was
injured, and they were beginning to
laugh at their sorry plight, when a
frightened cry from the back part ot
the dug-out came to them above the
roar of the storm.
"Milly! Milly! where is my child?"
the old man shrieked. They rushed
with one accord behind the curtain;
a light was finally brought, when it
was discovered that poor iittle Milly
was pinned down under some debris.
Philip had rushed forward when the
light revealed Milly to his astonished
gaze.
"Oh, Heavens, am I mad? It is
Milly, and she is hurt! " He snatched
her up in his arms.
Then she opened her eyes and
smiled faintly up at him. "Not much
only my arm. Aud so you found
me in spite of my mysterious disap
pearance! "
He kissed the bruised arm fervent
ly and with never a look of reproach
asked her simply: "Why did you re
fuse to answer my letters, Milly?"
She answered with equal simplicity
and truthfulness: "Because I felt in
honor bound to give you up after we
lost our property. But I acted very
foolishly, dear." The Country Gen
tleman. How Paper Was Invented.
Hundreds of years ago there was
no paper! We couldn't get on with
out it in these days, could we? We
are always wanting it to write up
on, to wrap things up in; and, last,
but not least, to print our books and
newspapers on.
It was a clever little Japanese gen
tleman who first invented it. This
little man was a merchant, and as he
had ever so many parcels to send out
from his shop every week, he found
the silk in which he always wrapped
them a rather expensive item. He
was always thinking and puzzling his
brains to try to invent something
that would be cheaper.
One day while he was walking in
his garden he came across a wasps'
nest, and he noticed how wonderfully
it was made how the clever wasps
had used some kind of wood, softened
it into a thin paste with their jaws,
and, after carefully shaping it, had
left it to dry. "If wasps can do a
thing like that," thought the little
gentleman to himself, "why can't I?
If I could get some kind of wood,
form it into a pulp -by means of
river water, wouldn't the result be
something like the fabric of the
wasps' nest? I'll try, anyway, and
see what I can do. It would save
myself and other peopde quite a lot
of money, if my experiment succeed
ed." The little Japanese gentleman tried
and succeeded, too, in putting into
practice the lesson that the wasps
had taught him. So that's the way
paper was invented years and years
ago out in far Japan. New Haven
Register.
But Suppose Vou Wear Specs.
The almost universal habit of turn
ing the head in whichever direction
you look deprives the eye of the exer
cise to which it is entitled. The law
of vision is such that, when your eyes
are set straight to the front, you can
see in almost every direction, except
behind your head. Nw York Press.
IT DOESN'T BOTHER
MAO& VOU
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Week's cleverest cartoon by Brewertcn, in the Atlanta Journal.
DAY OF CHEAP
According to Statistics, a Large Part of the Population Will Have to Do Without Un
people Eat Less and Less Only 59,3 as Much Per Capita as in
1840 Many Causes Contribute to This Condition.
Washington, D. C. That a time is rapidly coming when a large part
of the population of this country must go without meat, just as many of
the poor do in other countries, ia the fact pointed to in a report on meat
tupply and surplus, which ha3 recently been published by direction of Sec
retary Wilson, and which was written by George K. Holmes, chief of the
division of foreign markets of the Department of Agriculture.
Mr. Holmes does-not assert that the day is near when many Americans
must go hungry for meat. The facts he has set forth, however, have at
tracted much notice among high officials of the Department of Agriculture.
They admit that his. statistics tend to show a growing meat scarcity with
higher meat prices.
Nothing is more common in these days of prosperity than the remark
that every one is eating more meat. This is not the case, according to Mr.
Holmes. He has made a searching analysis of the census and other figures
on meat supply, surplus and the like,
tn the country diminishing relative to
pee capita declining.
Instead of considering cattle, sheep and swine the principal food ani
mals, separately, Mr. Holmes, for comparative purposes, has considered
them. as merged into a composite animal. He finds that there was 1.043
of a .composite meat animal per capita
declined to .860 of a composite animal in 1860, to .838 in 1SS0, rose to
900 In 1890, but fell more decidedly
dividual of population in 1900. In other words, by the late enumeration
there was in the country about .7 of a composite animal per capita and
nearly 50 per cent, more than that in 1840.
But the consumption per capita
It is shown that exports of meat and its products, especially since 1880,
have increased enormously. With a lower supply of meat animals in the
country per capita than formerly and with exports of meat growing, the .
tendency is for the consumption of meat at home to grow less and less. '
Taking 1840 for comparison and placing the ratio of the consumption
of meat animals to population then at 100, the ratio falls to 72.4 in 1880,
followed by a rise to 79.4 in 1890, and by a great fall, to 59.3 in 1900. in
other words, compared with 1840, each individual in the country is, on the
average, eating about three-fifths as much meat.
From 1890 to 1900 the domestic consumption stock of meat animals
declined almost exactly one-fourth per capita of the population.
At the Department of Agriculture there is going on a good deal of
study of Mr. Holmes' report, with a view to ascertaining how his facts
bear on the present high prices of meat. One of the foremost officials of
the department, who has been looking into the meat situation with care,
said that the inevitable conclusion was that this country had seen the last
of low meat prices; that the tendency of the future would be for meat
prices to rise even higher than they were now; that the amount of meat
per capita in the country would keep growing lower as the population in
creased, and consequently that prices would tend upward, and that more
and more the family of small means would have to go without meat, using
it much more seldom than at present.
This official also pointed out that the difficulty of getting farm help
was constantly growing, but that the population of the country was con
stantly enlarging. This means a less number of live stock relatively and
more people to make a demand on the supply. In addition, high meat
prices abroad are drawing an increasing export of meat and meat products
away from the country.
WOMAN POSED AS MAN'FOR 60 YEARS
Once Lived as a Husband, and Only Revealed Secret Just Before Death Ranchman
and Bank Clerk Coming to America From France, She Found
She Could Cet Work Best in Male Attire.
Trindad, Col. Charles Vaubaugh, alias Kalherine Vosbaugh, a
woman who for siity years passed as a married man, and was a bank clerk
and sheep herder, died at San Rafael Hospital from old age.
She was born in France eighty-three years ago, and came to America
when eighteen years of age, relying upon her own energies to make her
living. She found that she was greatly handicapped because of her sex.
After wandering around the country for two years as a woman she adopted
male garb and applied for a man's position. She obtained employment In
Joplin, Mo., and worked there as a bookkeeper for several years.
All this time she kept her secret, and no one doubted that she was a
man She possessed an excellent education, and while she was in .Toplm
ehe was offered a position in a St. Joseph (Mo.) banking house. She ac
cepted this, going to St. Joseph before she was thirty years of age.
A few months later a young woman of that town was deserted by the
man who had promised to marry her. Miss Vosbaugh sought her out, pro
posed marriage and was accepted. To this girl Miss Vosbaugh divulged
her sex on a Bible pledge that she would never reveal the secret.
After their marriage they came to Trinidad and opened a restaurant
A year or twa afterward the "wife" disappeared. The 'hushaiid declared
be had been deserted and refused to make any effort to find hei. Miss
Vosbaugh Reived Tore or less sympathy at the time, but the incident was
"TSSt city life and always fearing her cret would be dtacovered.
Miss Vosbaugh forty years ago sought employment at the S am Bro
ranrh near Trinchera She asked for work as a sheep neidei, ana mis
was Riven to he?, lite she knew that her sex could not be discov-
ered except by the greatest of accidents, she accepted work as a camp cook
rcarins boo would die M's?0bea"Sd "in down Her wrinkled
IffilTA&ta Sen.dadCpar.edg w.th nor secret ,or
tha second time in sixty years
Viceroy Lord Minto Says It is Im
possible to Ignore India's Unrest.
Simla, India. The Legislative
Council adopted a bill designed to
prevent seditious gatherings. It em
powers the provincial authorities t
prohibit public meetings.
Lord Minto, the Viceroy, i a
speech In support ot the bill, said it
was impossible to Ignore the warn
ings of recent months the riots; the
insults to Europeans, and the at
tempts to inflame racial feelln.
YOUR UNCLE SAM.
MEAT IS OVER
and finds the stock of meat animals
the population and the consumption
of population in 1840. The ratio
to .709 of a composite animal per in
Is much below the stock per capita.
Insane Soldiers From Philippines
Will He Brought to Washington.
San Francisco. Seventeen insane
patients, belonging to the United
States Army, who 'were brought
from the Philippine Islands to the
Presidio General Hospital, will be
taken to the Army Hospital fer the
Insane at Washington. Colonel Geo.
H. Torney, Deputy Surgeou-Gend-al,
will have charge of them.
A car has been especially arransea
for the convenience t the jjrafien.
Household Affairs.
.
CORNER FOR MATTRESS.
If your mattress is a new one,
make two white slips, just the right
size, with a two-inch lap at one end.
On this lap work saveral buttonholes,
and on the slip sew the button.?. Then
cover your mattress. With these
slips the ticking will keep clean as
long as the mattress is in use. Hav
ing two cases enables you to have
one laundered whenever necessary.
New York Post.
HEMSTITCH BY MACHINE.
Pull out the required number of
threads as you would if to be done,
by hand, then baste down the hem
middle way of the spaca where
threads are pulled, loosen tension
of machine and have medium-length
stitch. Stitch on edge of hem.
When stitched removed the baste
threads and pull the hem to edge of
threads. It looks very nice. Good
for underskirts and sheets. I also
heard of a lady using very fine thread
and needle and hemstitching a fine
handkerchief the same way. You will
be surprised to see how nice it looks
on the right side of ' the goods.
Edith Bakeman, in the Boston Post.
FOR FLOWERS.
Frequently, a drooping flower Is
caused by some insect eating at the
roots. If the ground is dug with a
fork and a solution of one pint of
tepid water and one teaspoonful of
mustard is poured in the flower crock,
the bugs will crawl to the surface and
can be killed.
Ferns are frequently filled with
small white worms which are im
beded in the roots. The fern will
not be injured if taken out of the
ground and washed perfectly clean
and the parts destroyed cut off with a
pair of scissors. Spread out the roots
in a natural position and place in
fresh earth. New York Journal.
A BUTLER'S PANTRY.
A man who contributes his house
keeping experience to The American
Homo Monthly says that one of his
greatest helps was a closet in the but
ler's pantry, In which was kept a
package of each article of food used
by the household which could be
placed there for an extended length
of time without spoiling. The con
tents of this closet were a thing quitu
apart from the regular supplies, and
it was only resorted to when the cook
had allowed some article to run out
and thought of it only when ready to
prepare the dish in which it was need
ed. In order not to keep the things
in the closet too long they were occa
sionally transferred to the kitchen,
and fresh supplies put in their place.
When the housekeeper found what a
success the closet was, he added to
the food supplies such things as lamp
chimneys and wicks, silver polish,
starch, etc. To these were added
supplies for unexpected company,
such as cans of meat, fish, soups,
vegetables and fruit.
CARING FOR LINOLEUM.
A household economics authority
says: ''In caring for linoleum do not
use soapsuds as for scrubbing a floor.
It stands to reason that soap is going;
to injure the varnish and the finish.
On a farm where there is plenty of
milk, a cloth wrung out of skim milk,
is the best means of eaking up the
dust and brightening the linoleum.
Where milk is scarce, or needed foi
food, use lukewarm water, to which
has been added half a cupful of kero
sene oil or some good furniture pol
ish. Wring the cloth rather dry
from this, and go over the linoleum
after sweeping, and it will be quite
new and bright, and the finish unin
jured. Most housewives scrub oil
cloth and linoleum as though it v.-ere-a
bare floor; it is dusty rather than
dirty, since everything redains on
the top, and for this reason a clean,
cloth slightly damp is all that is nec
essary. The Country Gentleman,
pofcTliio5
to Eai
t ZNV new TO
Blackberry Tart Arrange tie ber
ries in layers in a deep pie tin lined
with puff paste, sprinkle sugar thick
ly between layers. Take one-halt
cupful of sweet milk, stir into it the
whites rf two eggs beaten light, a
tablespoonful of sugar and a tea
spoonful of corn starch; pour over
the berries aud bake. Servo cold
with powdered sugar sifted over it.
Summer Relish Chop fine one
dozen tomatoes, three stalks of cel
ery, six medium-sized onions, add a
heaping tablespoonful of grated
horseradish, one-half teaspoonful ot
ground cloves, cinnamon, mace and
whole mustard seed, one-half cupful
of vinegar, one-fourth cupful of
sugar, salt to taste. This can be
made in large quantities, will keep
indefinitely and never requires cook
ing. Cheese Straws Roll scraps of puff
paste thin, sprinkle with grated
cheese, and cayenne peppsr if you.
like, roll out, and sprinkle again, and
repeat the process. Then place on
the ice to harden. When cold, roll
into rectangular shape one-eighth of
an inch thick; place it on a baking
pan and with a pa3try cutter dippt l
in hot water, cut into strips four
or live inches long aud less than a
ni ariar or an men iui'.-.k. uaite an i
serf e piled cou-acj ss rasaion.