YOU OUT there:, You, out ITieve! watching, watching, Of me, above me, within me, enveloping me Soul! hat do you make of this perverse breathing Self of mine Groping ahout for the Light, feeling its way like a child, turned hither and yon, 8omstiint3 liutt'eted, sometimes repelled, Oiten driven headlong as before a hurricane. Often excited, aroused, yea, even glorified, deified, for the instant. Then blind as a bat! You, out there! Where am J. what am J. why am 1? , Whither lies the Light? -T. L. IT., in Christian Register M rD Skinner's Skeleto V By PHILIP "Dear Sir," 'ran the letter, "owing to the fact that we are making con siderable reductions in our office staff, we regret to Inform you that we shall not require your services af ter this day month, the 27th pro. .We shall, of course, be pleased to give you any testimonials you may desire in the future, and you have our best wishes for your subsequent ca reer." Kimber read the note three times before he was able to realize exactly what it meant. At first he had be lieved that it was a sort of joke on the part of the correspondence clerk; the fellows were always having what they called a "game" with him, be cause he happened to be the oldest man in the office. He had reached the critical age of forty-five and the in verted values of the twentieth cen tury demand that the last thing on earth to be respected shall be the dig nity of age. But, although, in the beginning, he had been inclined to regard the letter as a "jest, further observation proved that he was quite wrong. The note bore the signature -of "James Skin ner," the head of the firm, and even Dixon. the correspondence clerk, would hardly have had the audacity to forge that august gentleman's name. "So I'm to be kicked out," he mur mured, "and I can guess the reason. I'm too old. That's it. Too old! I'm punctual, I'm quick, I'm everything they want, but my hair is going gray, and people don't refer to me any lon ger as that 'young fellow.' " A feeling of violent resentment seized his soul, shutting cut the mild er sensation of sorrow. That would come later, of course, but just now he could only feel enraged. It was scandalous, brutal, altogether unjus tifiable, he reflected. What right had they to use the best years of a man's life and then fling hiri away on to the dust heap when the whini seized them? He glanced around the deserted office, whence the clerks had depart ed to their Saturday afternoon foot ball or music hall. Jove, how at tached he had become to the place! The (clock, the dingy desks, the rick ety Jtools all these things were part -rrnte life and had twined. themselves ' into the routine of his days. Some how, he could not imagine himself -working in any other room. It was true that he had often disliked the monotony of his toil, but now that there was the prospect of something new and strange he shrank back into th niPTrinrv of that hanDV monotonv with something like the gratified shiv er with which the disturbed sleeper returns to the warmth of the sheets. It was Skinner's doing, of course. The manager had always like him (KImber), and would never have sug gested his removal. Skinner, how ever, was prejudiced in favor of young men; doubtless that trip to .New York last year had developed his prejudices. Often had he heard Skin ner say that young blood was what the modern business man wanted. Yes, it was Skinner's doing, and a feeling of passionate resentment .against the smooth faced, brutal head -of the firm rose in Kimber's soul. If Skinner had entered the offic3 at that moment, he would not have been an swerable for what happened. Suddenly he conceived the idea of going round to his chief's private house and demanding an interview. On Monday, at the office, it would be impossible, for the stream of callers -was Incessant, and at most he would be able tu snatch a few minutes only of the busy man's time. But if he went to the house he could say his cay undisturbed. "Yes, I'll do it."he resolved, and, haying brushed his hat and straight ened his tie, he climbed on a 'bus go ing westward. His heart beat more swiftly than usual, but his face was calm. He was even able to listen with a vague interest to the conversation jf two men who sat in front of him. "Yes," said the elder of the two, "it's what I've always said. Every man has a skeleton in his cupboard. Sometimes it's the skeleton of a wom an, sometimes of a drunken father, sometimes of a lunatic brother. But there it is, and although he keeps the key of that cupboard in his most carefully buttoned pocket, somebody steals the key at last. That's what happened to poor Bennett." His companion acquiesced, and then attempted a feeble joke. This led the conversation into a lighter vein, and the subject of skeletons was dropped. On the brain of KImber, however, the chance words had made an impression. A gleam came into his eyes and a spot of color glowed in his cheek. His mind worked with feverish energy. The 'bus paused at Lancaster Gate. He alighted, and walked swiftly to Westbourne Terrace, where the great man lived. He hesitated for a mo ment at the dor, asking himself ' whether he shoariUL(Kk or ring, for CEAUFOY. he was not used to visiting at "swag ger" houses. Eventually, with a touch of bravado, he resolved to do both. A man In quiet livery opened the door. "Is Mr. Skinner at home?" he asked, boldly. The servant stared at him, guess ing that he was from the office and accordingly favoring him with the contempt which all right minded flun keys feel for mere clerks. "Don't know, I'm sure," he replied carelessly. "Then be good enough to inquire," said Kimber, sternly. The tone was brutal and produced the desired effect. The man asked him to step inside, and inquired his name. Kimber took out his card and wrote on it: "May I see you, sir, for a few minutes on a very urgent mat ter?" "You will please give this to Mr. Skinner." he said. "I am sure he will consent to see me if he is at home." The servant went away and re turned a moment later. "Just step in here and wait a bit," he observed, as he pointed to a room, the door of which was open. Kimber obeyed. There was a mir ror on the mantelpiece. He walked to it and surveyed himself. Jove! how wonderfully young and well h looked. The years seemed to have rolled from him during the last ten minutes. The dominating impulse which had seized , his brain had brightened his eyes and brought a glow to his cheek. He felt that he was ready to achieve anything. Any thing! "Er what do you want, Kimber?" asked a voice, lousing him from his reverie. Facing round abruptly, ho saw that Skinner had entered the room. "I took the liberty of calling, sir, in reference to this letter," he replied as he took the note from his pockst and handed it to his employer. Skinner read the letter as though he was not aware of the contents. "Well!" he said, as he returned it. "Well! -What about it?" "I have come here to ask you to re consider your decision, sir," he an swered, "and to tell you that I think you have no right to dismiss me after my long service " "Indeed! Such things are done every day. You must excuse my say ing so, but er you are getting a little too old for us. We want young er men." "Yes, that is what I thought. But all the same, sir, I don't admit the justice of it. I can do everything that a younger person can do and perhaps do it better. As to salary, I'm only getting a hundred a year, and I doubt if even a man half my age would take much less." Skinner shuffled his feet impa tiently. "My good fellow," he said, "I really can't waste time arguing with you about the ethics of commercial efficiency. 1 suppose I have a right to do as I choose in my own office. Now be sensible and take your gruel like a man. Otherwise I may change my mind about furnishing testimon ials when you want them!" Kimber realized that the hour had struck for action. He pulled himself together and approached his em ployer. "Mr. Skinner," he said, "you are an ambitious man. I know that you have just been elected to a city com pany, and I believe that you contem plate standing for Parliament at the next by-election." Skinner stared at him as though he believed his clerk had suddenly gone mad. "What, the mischief has all that got to do with you and your dismis sal?" he asked, abruptly. "More than you think," replied Kimber, as he fixed his eyes upon the other man with a very acute glance, "much more. For 3'ou must remem ber, Mr. Skinner, that I have been in your office twenty years and that dur ing that time I have kept my eyes and ears open." "Well?" There was just a touch of uneasi ness in the exclamation. Skinner again shuffled his feet, but this time anxiety and not impatience impelled the mechanical action. "Well, an observant man can learn many things in twenty years. He can learn other things besides mat ters which concern the office. You understand?" "What do you mean?" Skinner's hands were now engaged with his watch chain. He was twirl ing it nervously. A shade of pallor deepened in his heavy face. "I think," said the other man, coolly, "you can guess what I mean. I ion't want to hurt your feelings and to go into needless details. But I daresay you will call to mind that there is a certain circumstance which you would not like to be brought ta light, either now or in the future. This is a very censorious country, Mr. Skinner, and people insist on their Parliamentary representatives having unspotted records, or, at least, rec ords where, the spots are decently covered up. Need I say more?" Skinner did not reply for a mo ment. Then, with a sudden anger, he burst out: "So you're going in for blackmail, are you?" "Pardon me, but I'm doing nothing of the sort. I'm not asking for money. I'm asking for mere justice. All these years I've kept silent, when if I had liked, I could easily have wrung money from you by hinting to you of the exposure which a few words of mine would bring about." "And had you done so I should have sent for a policeman," muttered Skinner. "Hardly, for if so why don't you ring that bell now and call In a con stable?" observed Kimber, trium phantly. "I can promise you that I shan't try to escape. But, really, Mr. Skinner, I doubt if you would have been foolish enough to ask for police assistance. There are cases where compromise is the best plan and the safest. This case is one of them." The two men eyed each other, as though they were measuring their relative strengths. Kimber stood tha gaze of his employer unflinchingly. Until that hour he had never dreamed that he possessed so much courage. The hour had called it forth, ami lo, it had come. "Now, look here," said Skinner, af ter a pause. "All this may be mere bluff. Where are your proofs of you?' absurd statements?" "The proofs," replied KImber, calmly, "lie in the mouth of the per son who confided to me the story." Skinner swayed back, a slight foam on his lips. "Great heavens!" he gasped, "then she " "Yes, she is still alive and very, very anxious to be kicking as well," returned Kimber, quickly, "but as it happens she does not know exactly where to find you. I do. Now do you understand?" Skinner sat down and burled bis face in his hands. "Confound you," he said, thickly, "I thought it was all over and for gotten." "Most men do comfort themselves with that belief," observed Kimber, "but they find out their mistake soon er or later. But, believe me, Mr. Skinner, I have no wish to cause you any distress. I have merely referred to the episode to show that I speak of what I know. The skeleton is locked in your cupboard, and I happen to have a key as well as you. That's all. But I don't want to use the key if I can help it." A pause followed, during which various emotions throbbed through Skinner's poor, sordid little soul. Rage, fear and surprise held the high place there, and it was easy to see that the words of his clerk had pro duced a terrible impression. The clock struck 4. "I'm afraid," said Kimber, "that I'm taking up too much of your time." "No, no, wait a moment." Kimber smiled and sat down again. Presently his employer looked at him intently. "Mr. Kimber," he said, and the fact that he used the word "Mr." struck the clerk as being significant, "I suppose that you are not a vindic tive man." "I hope not." "You cannot really have any grudge against me except that you think you have received an unjust dismissal." "That is my only grievance." "Suppose that the dismissal were to be withdrawn, the grudge, I im agine, would be withdrawn alsu?" "Of course!" A deep sigh of relief issued from Mr. Skinner's throat. He rc se and almost smiled. "Then," he said, "you may con sider yourself reinstated." "Thank you very much, sir." KImber reached for his hat and um brella and went toward the door. "One moment," murmured Mr. Skinner, "you told me just now that you were getting a hundred a year. That is certainly not an inflated sal ary. I think I shall give you the charge of an additional department and raise the salary to 150." Kimber bowed. "Thank you very much, sir," he said again. The contemptuous looking footman showed him out, wondering why the caller smiled so expansively as he went down the steps. "I should like to know," reflected KImber, as he climbed on bis 'bus. "what Skinner's skeleton really is." Black and White. Infant Mortality. In connection with the awakening of public attention to the neglect and waste of infant life in the United Kingdom, it is satisfactory to note that the rate of infant mortality in England and Wales during 19 07 did not exceed 118 per 1000 births regis tered. This rate was considerably below the rate recorded in any pre vious year since the commencement of civil registration inl837. Lancet. There are only 104 miles of street railway in England still holding to horse traction. There arc sixty-four on which motive power i3 steam, twenty-five cable and four gas. The conditions o" the Arctic atmos phere are so favorable for the trans mission of sound that it is possible for two persons to converse through a mile of space. RHUBARB MARMALADE. When rhubarb is plentiful, a good preserve may be made by adding one grated pineapple and five pounds of sugar to five pounds of rhubarb. Place in preserving kettle on back of range until sugar is dissolved, then allow it to cook moderately for one hour. Pour into jars and seal. Good Housekeeping. TURKEY STUFFING. Boil sweet potatoes with skln3 on until tender, then peel and mash. To each pint add one teaspoon salt, three shakes pepper, two tablespoon butter, three tablespoons sweet cream, one teaspoon sugar, one cup pecan nuts, chopped fine. Mix and fill turkey, but do not stuff too full New York World. SOUTHERN POTATO SALAD. Cut up as many cold boiled pota toes as desired with a generous amount of onions eut up fine and one or two stalks of celery cut up fine; mix all together Into a large bowl. Cut up one pound .of bacon in cubes and fry nice and brown. While that is frying mis one teaspoon of salt, one of mustard and one heaping tablespoon of sugar; mix with half a cup of warm water and add to bacon and fat; then add one cup of cider vinegar and mix with bacon, fat and all. Then pour over potatoes, onion and celery. New York World. PERFECT RICE. Few housewives understand how to cook rice so that it puffs into a snowy mass, each kernel distinct. I have found a way. First wash it thoroughly through several cold waters, rubbing the kernels between the hands. This is to remove all the loose flour on the outside of the. grains. After the water runs clear, turn the rice into a colander, and drain; then put it into a deep stew pan, allowing one quart of boiling water to a cup of -washed rice. Add a teaspoonful of salt, and allow it to come to a good boil. Cook steadily for twenty minutes, lifting the rice occasionally with a fork to prevent Its sticking. Shake the kettl9 also for the same purpose, but never stir or mash with a spoon. Take it from the fire, pour off the water if any is left, and place it on the back of the stove, in the oven, or even ever a pot of hot water until it fin ishes swelling. Cooked in this way you will find the rice plump, light and white, each grain distinct and sepa rate. New York Globe. Put small orange and smalt'onlon beside duck while roasting to im prove flavor. To successfully bake a pie crusl without its filling, line it with a paraffin paper and fill with uncooked rice. Enameled ware that become burned or discolored may be cleaned by rubbing with coarse salt and vine gar. A teaspoonful of lemon juice to a quart of water will make rice white and keep the grains separate when boiled. If eggs are to ba boiled hard have the water boiling when the eggs are dropped in. This will prevent the yolks from turning dark. Warm your discolored earthen ware or granite baking dishes well, then rub them with damp cornmeal It cleans without scratching. More coal is burned than neces sary by not closing the dampers when the fire is not being used. Ic the same way gas is wasted or anj kind of coal. In putting on the bands to skirtj make them long enough tn turn 1b about an inch. Make tre buttonhole in this, and bein doubly strong it will not pull out. Never keep a person that has faint ed ia an erect or sitting position. Lei him or her lie down and they wil, usually come out of the faint without further assistance. When the pretty bunches and bas kets of sweet-scented gras3 begin tc lose their fragrance, plunge them foi a moment into boiling water and they will be again as aromatic as when first gathered. Dried lavendei may be similarly treated. For -warmed over boiled potatoes, cut them into dice and put into a buttered baking dish in alternate layers with grated cheese, bits ol butter, pepper and salt. When the dish is full sprinkle the top with grated cheese, turn over it a cupfu! of milk cr cream and bake for hall an hour. In camp or at home, when the fire Is slow of starting because of lack oi shavings or otherwise, cut into some of the kindlings, making little slivers without separating the latter froiz the sticks. It the kindlings happer to be damp on tha outside, the cuts win expose littla dry places to the Cams. wta Hold $3A I SINTS Fofihe Younger Children.... FAIRIES. I never saw the fairies That sister reada about; I've looked around the orchard And up the waterspout; I've peered within the coal-bin. And searched mamma's clothes-press; I've hunted through the garret, And everywhere. I guess: I've climbed up all the apple-trees, And searched the garden nooks; I think the only fairies are Just those within the books. James P. Webber, in Youth's Com panion. A BRAVE LITTLE COWARD. The boys called Nannie a coward, and it is true that she was afraid of a good many things, but it made her very unhappy to have the boys hold such an opinion of her, and she tried hard to be brave. One day father and the boys went s way to stay a week. The very next day there was to be a baseball game in the vacant lots across the street, and even before dinner the men and boys began to gather. Some of them had walked from other towns and had brought their lunches, which they ate as they sat around on the grass. Many of them were rough and rude, and Nannie's mother kept glancing anxiously out of the window at the noisy crowds passing. The roses were In full bloom, and oh, so beautiful. Next Sabbath was Chil dren's Day, and every bud and blos som was being treasured up to use in decorating the church. All at ence they saw a boy dart across the yard and break off a great red rose. Sticking It Jnto his button hole he ran off, laughing, as though he thought he had done something very brave, Indeed. "Oh, dear!" exclaimed the mother, "I'm afraid that they will take every rose. What shall we do?" Then Nannie came to the rescue. "I'll stay out and watch them," she said. "I won't be afraid if I can take the kittens with me." At first mother did not like the plan, but Nannie was so anxious to save the roses, and there were bo many people around that no harm could really come to her, and at last it was decided that she might do as she wished.- "You will be my private police man," said mother, "and you will be such a polite one that nobody will ever suspect what you are doing." She took the tall rosebush nearest the street for a playhouse, and there she stayed all the afternoon. For a while, whenever a crowd of strange boys passed her heart beat very hard for a minute, but she did not run away. So it happened that on Children's Day there was a whole wheelbarrow load of roses for the church, and Nan nie was happy, and she was still hap pier when Torn whispered, "Say, I'm never going to call you a coward again." Tom kept his word this time. He learned for the first time that a girl need not be a coward even if she is a girl. In fact Tom began to see that there were many ways in which a boy could be a coward. Laura M. Oglevee. : , , r SMOOTHING THE WAY. "Why, Auntie, I thought that you were all through." "So I am with my work," returned Aunt Carrie, as with a smile she went on threading her needle. "I am only trying to smooth the way for the next one." "Who, for instance?" questioned Will, curiously. "Well, supposing that just as papa is starting for business to-morrow morning he discovers that he is about to lose a button from his coat, and he can spare only about two minutes in which to have it sewed on. Don't you think it would be a relief to mam ma to find her needle already thread ed?" "Of course, for I shouldn't think one could find that bit of an eye at all if he were in a hurry. I had a dreadful time the other day when I wanted to mend my ball. I'm sure I should have been glad to be your next one then." "Suppose again, Will, that whoever dropped that piece of wood upon the cellar steps had stopped to pick it up. remembering that some one else would be coming that way soon. Just think how poor Bridget has suffered from her fall, and how the household has been inconvenienced." "Yes, auntie; and if I had wiped up the water I had spilled this noon, sister wouldn't have been obliged to change her dress when she was in such a hurry to get back to school; but a fellow will have to keep pretty wide awake to remember every time." And with a thoughtful expression on his boyish face, Will passed out of the house and toward the front gate, leisurely munching a banana as he went, but apparently engaged in deep thought. Reaching the sidewalk, he threw down tin banana skin, and pro ceeded on his way; but presently he turned and looked hard at the yel low object lying on the pavement, and then, quickly retracing his steps, he picked it up and flung it far Into the road, where no one would be likely to slip up on it. Home Her ald. A STRANGE RIDE. "O, dear," sighed Bessie, "I can never, never write my composition to-night! Miss Barrow could not have chosen a harder subject than this A Strange Ride.' And it must be a true story, she said." Bessie's father heard her. "You are tired," he said, gently, "but I gues3 father can help you this time. I .will tell you about the strangest ride that I ever took, and you can see) If it will do." "Why, papa," cried Bessie, "did you ever take a strange ride?" "Yes, indeed," her father answered, "and you shall hear all about it. When I was a little boy I stayed out coasting all one fine winter day, and when night came I was so tired I could hardly eat my supper. "Your grandma tucked me In my bed, and said, as she kissed me good night, 'I am afraid my little boy will go coasting in his sleep to-night. About 2 o'clock in the morning I woke up, and where do you suppose I was? At the foot of the stairs In my mother's clothesbasket. My father and mother and my brothers and sis ters stood round, looking at me anx iously. I rubbed my eyes and remem bered I had been dreaming that I was coasting. I must have jumped out of bed in my sleep, gone down stairs and brought up the clothesbasket instead of my sled, got into it and coasted down the stairs, waking up the whole family, who were very much alarmed." "Did you have any clothes on?" asked Bessie. "I had on my night-dress, my little fur cap and my overshoes," laughed her father. "I felt decidedly foolish." "And it didn't hurt you any?" questioned Bessie. "Not a bit," her father answered. "People who walk in their sleep- of ten escape uninjured where they would be severely hurt were they awake." Bessie got her block and pencil and began to write. "Then that will do?" her father asked. "It fs certainly a true story." "Yes, indeed," Bessie replied. "And I don't believe anybody will have a composition just like mine, do you?" Christine Gleason. J BOYS AND GIRLS OF THE PAST. If you boys and girls had lived a century ago, this is what would have happened to you: When you were babies you would have worn no nice, warm, comforta ble undergarments. No; you would have worn low necked and short sleeved dresses, and have been kept in houses so cold you shivered. You would have cried, wouldn't you?, Well, that's what the babies did; but it didn't do any good. You would have been given a dose of bitter med icine instead of any warm clothe3. The mothers and fathers wore velvets and furs, but they didn't think such, things were good for babies long ago. Long ago just as soon as you outgrew your first clothes you would have been dressed just like your parents. An old book tells ns that a, little tot of two years old was dressed- in this fashion: "Yellow brocaded satin over a petticoat of crimson velvet. It touched the floor in front and trailed behind." How would you enjoy a dress like this If you -intended to go out coasting or skating or to fly a kite? i Boys w'ere dressed just like their fathers long ago in doublets leather breeches, fancy waistcoats, and, what do you think of this, boys?. after seven years of age all boys of aristocratic families wore white wigst School was most uninteresting. Na kindergartens or play or music. The children were put at their lessons by the time they were two or three years old. At five they could read and write and answer correctly any ques tion in the Catechism. Long ago children had almost no toys. They were very few and very expensive. If a little girl and boy ot that time could peep into a modern nursery and see its beautiful dolls and dishes, furniture, mechanical en gines, .toys and books, they would surely think they were in fairyland. Despite all these hardships, the children of lone ago were happy. Let us not be sorry for them because their ways were different from ours;; let us, rather, learn from them In dustry, system, simplicity, orderli ness and piety. It is well to remem ber the lines of Oliver WendelJ Holmes: Little of eld we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth; year Without both looking and feeling queer. Washington Star. WTITII AN OBJECT. Tim helped his father in his house painting and decorating business. Usually the boy worked rather slowly. but his parent one day found hira painting away with tremendous energy. He paused a moment to investigate so strange a matter. "What's come over ye?" he said. "It ain't like you to work that fast." "Whist," said Tim. "Stand out o the way and don't stop me. Oi'nx sthrivin' to get through before the paint gives out." Chums. Newspaper Advertising the Best. ' The newspaper is the best adver tising medium, and the more we era ploy that and boycott the other the better for the community. Advertis ing devices and the bill-board are ut terly hideous. Professor Zueblin, In. a Lecture at TSoston. " "t Jreat opportunities exist In Spal for American farm implements. a