CAPITAL FACTS.
Interesting News Gathered in
the District of Columbia.
THE AMERICAN CONGRESS.'
Personal Incidents and Important
Happenings of National Import
Published for the Pleasure and In
formation of Newspaper Readers.
Probably True at Other Places.
Col. W. C. Haskill, Superintendent
of Weights and Measures, declared
that practically all the 300,000 bar
rels of flour sold in Washington were
6hort four pounds each of the adver
tised weight and that Washingtonians
were paying annually $42,000 for
Hour which they never received. Other
Items were in proportion he said.
Nearly every package sold in grocery
stores was short four ounces, accord
ing to the investigations of his of
ficers, Colonel Haskell said, and bot
tled goods were short in quantity
too.
Diet Won't Do for a Plcughboy.
Speaker Cannon has ; solved the
problem of the high cost of living.
He explained his system to 100 vis
iting school boys of New York and
Philadelphia. He says he spends
only 10 cents, a day for breakfast,
taking but a cup of coffee and an
tgg sandwich. lie declared that
when he is recklessly extravagant ha
spends a nickel more for an orange.
' ' When a boy, I learned to keep
within my income," he said. "Now
t am able to do it and thus can sav
a little for a rainy day."
Not In It For Money.
Preachers are the . poorest paid
tlass of men in the country, accord
ing to statistics compiled by the
Census Bureau. The average pay oi
the clergymen is computed at $663.
City preachers get much highe
wages tban those in charge of rural
Bocks, except in. Catholic churches.
The remunerations are fixed by
diocesan authorities. The highest
average paid by any denomination it
to the Unitarians, $1,653 per year.
Homing Pigeon in Fast Company.
A homing pigecn with reportorial
instincts flew into one of the windows
of the Senate press gallery Monday,
t seemed quite exhausted, and had
evidently found an unexpected harboi
of refuge when it darted under the
Capitol portico after a long t flight.
Some of the correspondents revived
the bird with a little lemonade, and
dispatched it on its way. The pigeon
had on its leg a band marked: "P,
B. 11-400 J. X"
Soldiers to Establish Clubs.
At several military posts the en
listed men are being induced to es
tablish soldiers' clubs outside of tin
reservation and beyond the govern
ment control where in addition to tht
useful facilities of the garrison hal!
within the post they may obtain beer,
light wines and other beverages un
der such regulations as will prevent
intoxication or excess.
One in Washington Too.
Senator Gallinger introduced in
the Senate the joint resolution wind
has already been introduced by Rep
resentative Moore in the House, foj
an exposition in Washington to cele-,-brate
the completion of the Panami
canal. The resolution was referred
to the Committee on Industrial Art
;.and Expositions.
No Canteens At Soldiers Homes.
The House, after vigorous debate
voted to refuse authority to national
homes for disabled volunteers .t
maintain canteens where the homei
. are within five miles of towns when
Jiguor is legally sold..
Needs a Light Job.
' Upon his own application to b(
relieved of the' duties of secretary t
the President, which, it is said, havi
jbeen so heavy as to threaten hii
health, Fred W. Carpenter has beei
(appointed by President Taft to bi
United States minister to Morocco
to succeed II. Percival Dodge, a post
wliich Mr. Taft believes will benofii
Mr. Carpenter's health.
Eed Cross Sign for Ads.
"The cross is the emblem of th
Christian religion. I do not believ)
in giving any one organization
monopoly of its use. Therefore, 1
biect to the consideration of thi
bill."
Representative Crumpacker, of In
idiana, with the above objection
etruck from the unanimous consen1
calendar of the House a bill to pro
hibit the use of the Red Cross sigj
by' any save the American Nationa
Red Cross Society, the measure beinj
particularly directed toward those win
use the insignia for advertising .pur
poses.
Stamp Book Contract Renewed.
Postmaster-General Hitchcock ha
approved a contract with the Burcai
of Engraving end Printing for :
period of four years, beginning Janu
ary 31, 1911, for the manufacture an
printing of postage stamps. A pri
' vate corporation submitted a hii
$17,000 lower; but, as the bureau ex
pects to adopt methods which wil
save the Government $180,000 a yeai
in the expenditure of $625,000 on tht
manufacture of stamps, the contra
w&s awarded to the bureau.
THE NEWS MINUTELY TOLD
Tie Heart of Happenings Carrel
Frcm the Whole Country.
Tbo month of May contributed a
ghastly record of 30 suicides in Penn
sylvania. Ninety-five per cent of the moving
picture places in New York are dens
of iniquity.
In Louisiana under the present
statutes, the appearance of any child
under 16 years of age in theatres at
night is prohibited.
k Cuba willingly authorizes the rais
ing of the wreck of the battle ship
Maine, and will give every assistance
to the Americans in the work.
The supreme court of the United
States set-the corporation tax cases
for reargument at the beginning of
the next term before a full bench.
The directors of American Snuff
company, New York,"" have declared
a quarterly dividend of 5 per cent,
and an extra dividend of 2 per cent.
The South Atlantic States Corn ex
position which is to be held in Colum
bia, S. C, from December 5 to 8
is attracting attention all over the
South.
Five thousand bales of Southern
cotton are on their way back to Sou
thern spinners after a journey from
the South to Liverpool and from
Liverpool to New York.
Lack of faith in banks and the
use jof unsold vest as a depository
cost Dominick Rosato his life 'sav
ings of $747, at Chicago. His wife
threw the vest in tho fire.
The oulput of the government 's
smokeless powder factory at Picatin
ny, N. J., arsenel is to be trebled
soon. The factory will be. able to
turn out 3,000 pounds daily.
In an opinion handed down Wed
nesday, thi Interstate Commerce
Commission declined to issue an or
der which might disturb the system
of rice rates in the South. .
Police records of- Gary, Inch, for
May show that one person in every
40 -in the city was arrested during
the month. The saloons, which re
opened May 1, number 135. ,.-
Ex-Governor Robert B. Glenn has
been making a series of lectures in
Newark, N. J., in behalf of the Na
tional Religious Training School and
Chautauqua for the Colored Race.
"I'd rather be kDown as a boodler
than a liar," said 'State Senator Dan
iel Holstlaw in an interview at
Iuka, 111., speaking of his confession
to accepting a bribe of $2,500 as a
legislator.
Although the New York market re
ports show that butter- receipts in
May were larger than usual, the prices
of the best grades are higher now
than they have been before at this
time since the civil war.
By a vote of 31 to 25 the senate
refused to challenge the supreme
court of the United States to anothei
decision regarding the right of com
mon carriers to transport commodi
ties produced by themselves.
The supreme court of the United
States Wednesday advanced the so
called government Panama cana!
libel suit against the Press Publish
ing company of New York for hearing
the first Tuesday of next Oetober.
Gov. Hadley and John IL Curran,
commissioner of immigration of Mis
souri, have started a fund which is
expected to reach $10,000, to be given
to the aviator who in 24 hours s'al!
fly from St.. Louis to Kansas City, a
distance of 288 miles'
In a fai'-reachig decision in the
case of Monroe Hampton, a negrc
boy of 12, sent up for two years in
Lauderdale county, for burglary, the
Alabama supreme court held that nc
confession of a child under 14 years
of age, could "be used toward convic
tion. As a result a new trial was
ordered. ,
Eighty-five employes oi the Treas
ury Department received "vacation
notices" Wednesday, which means
that they were permanently relieved
from duty.
King Victor Emmanuel, of Italy,
thinks highly of the American Cross
of Honor Society, and has sent
Thomas Herndon, at Washington, the
president, an autographed photo
graph of himself as a token of his
friendliness to the organization.
A collar which' a couple of years
ago became soiled in one day can now
be worn for two days in Chicago,
so great have been the strides in
abating the smoke nuisance, according
to City Smoke Inspector Bird.
Miss Sarah E. Peek, a member of
the faculty of Union College, Lin
coln, Neb., was fined by United States
District Judge Munger $10, after she
had entered her voluntary appear
ance. Miss Peck Avas indicted by a
Federal grand jury on the charge that
she wifully refused to give her age
to the census enumerator or to an
swer questions as to whether she had
been married or divorced. Her age
has not yet been made pubiac.
Aerial navigation has made such
rapid progress that Secretary of
State Knox and the government of
Mexico are negotiating an aviation
treaty governing the pasage of air
ships across tho border line between
these two countries.
Memorial Day was observed at
Paris by all Americans. The embassy
and consulate was closed and Am-
basador Bacon and Consul General
Mason made a trip to the Cemetery
of Picques to lay flowers on the
grave of Lafayette.
Not one cent of the "Rockefeller
million dollar fund for the investi
gation of the hookworm disease ,will
be spent in Texas. The State Board
of health refuses to contribute an
equal share of the fund.
Kissing as a perfectly safe pastime
has just received the O., K. of Dr. A.
M. Worthington, a professor in the
Harvard medical school, Boston. Per
sons -who, refrain because of fear of
the interchange of bacteria are mar
tyring themselves uselessly, the edu
cator told his audience at a lecture
on "Alan and His Bacteria."
North Carolinian Dies in N. Y.
New York, Special. William Syd
ney Porter, known best under his pen
name of "O. Henry," as the writer of
short stories, died Monday at Poly
technic hospital. He underwent an
operation last Friday and never ral
lied. The nature of his ailment was
not made known.
Mr. Porter was born in Greensboro.
N. C, 4i5 years ago and began his
career on the Houston Post.
Cotton Tare Case Decided.
Columbia, S.. C, Special. Judge
DeVore has rendered a decision af
firming the magistrate's court in the
famous cotton case involving more
than '$1,800,000 to the cotton men of
the State. The case will be taken on
appeal to the State Supreme Court.
. The case was a test case touching
the constitutionality of the act passed
at the 1910 session of the General
Assembly making reduction for cot
ton rate six per cent instead of 10
pounds as formerly and as in other
Southern States.
Taft Honors Memory of Custer.
Monroe, Mich., Special. President
Taft Saturday joined with the peo
ple of Michigan in paying tribute to
the memory of Major General George
Armstrong Custer. He stood beside
Mrs. Elizabeth B. Custer, the widow,
of the Civil war soldier, and
martyr of the "Little Big Horn," as
she tugged at the long streamer of
cavalry yellow, ribbon which released
the flags and unveiled the splendid
bronze equestrian statue of Custer.
Important Action of Mayors.
"Winston-Salem, Special. The State
Municipal association, the closing ses
sion of the second annual convention,
unanimously adopted a. resolution in
troduced ' by Walter Clarke, Jr., of
Raleigh, indorsing the commission
form of city" government.
It is also to ask the legislature to
enact a general law allowing cities
by popular vote to adopt, the com
mission form of government. Mayor
F. N. Tate of High Point was elected
president of the association and it
was decided to hold the next annual
session in Raleigh.
Eride in Agony Ten Years.
New York, Special. When Mr. and
Mrs. Asa Oummings, of Binghamton,
N. Y., were married 10 years ago their
friends showered them with rice.
One kernel lodged in the bride's
ear. For 10 years it defied the efforts
of physicians and surgeons to dis
lodge it. Three fruitless operations
were performed, and a short time ago
she entered the Post Graduate Hos
pital here for treatment. Brain fever
developed and she died Saturday.
Very Late About Important Matter.
Washington, Special. Authoriza
tion for the compilation of the mili
tary and nafil records of the Revo
lutionary War, with a view to their
publication, is contained in a bill re
ported to the Senate Saturday from
the Committee on- Military Affairs.
These records are greatly scattered
and it would be a gigantic task to
find and assemble them in satisfac
tory manner. For this purpose it is
proposed that an appropriation of
$50,000 shall be made.
Convict's Heroism Rewarded.
Montgomery, Ala., Special. As a
result, of heroism during the fire which
cremated 26 negro convicts, at Lu
cile mines on May 15th, last, Nathan
Page, a life convict, will be paroled.
Page dashed into the fire and saved
J. O. Thompson, one of the guards
who had been overcome by the fumes
of the burning oil while trying to
unlock the cell in which the loss of
life took place. t Suggestion of the
coroner's jury' that this be done has
the approval of the convict board.
Terrific Tornado in Augusta.
Augusta. Ga..' Snecial. A tornado
here Thursday night, reaching a velo
city of 62 miles an hour and lasting
for 16 minutes did more damage than
anv in the historv of the citv. with
the exception of the great tornado in
1878.
Death From Unusual Fall.
Cleveland, Special. Plunging head
foremost down a flight of stairs, and
through the window of a door, Wil
liam Raddatz, 36 years old, had his
head almost severed from his body by
the broken glass.
Foreigners in Danger in China.
Washington, D. C, Special. The
city of Nanking, China, Jias been
posted with placards inciting the peo
ple to the destruction of foreign life
and property.
President's New Private Secretary.
Washington, Special. Charles D.
Norton, of Chicago, assistant secre
tary of the treasury, was appointed
secretary to the President Wednesday.
ALL OBSTACLES REMOVED
Officials Grant Permit for Big
Pugilistic Battle July 4
- San Francisco, Cal., Special.- With
but two dissenting votes and without
preliminary discussion the permit for
the 45-round battle on July 4, between
Jeffries and Johnson was grantecN
Tuesday by the Board of Supervisors.
The board room was crowded with
representatives of church and civic or
ganizations who did not get a chance
to voice their protests. Tho permit
was ., advanced. on the Board's calen
dar and was passed before the ob
jectors knew it. When they learned
that the perm ith ad been granted, the
protestants indignantly left the room
in a body.
. By their action the board of super
visors removed the last official pre
liminary obstacle in the way of pro
moters, who will now proceed with
the 'erection of the arena. District
Attorney Fiekert and the chief of po
lice have already announced that they
will not seek to prevent the contest.
'J A Woman's Scom," Awful.
Alexandria, La., Special. Samuel
Fords announced Monday morning
that he was to be married that night
and that it would cost him his life.
When Catherine Prit chard, whose
name was not mentioned in the an
nouncement, heard the news,' she call
ed on Ford and killed him with sev
eral shots from a revolver. Jealousy
is alleged to have been the motive.
River Appropriations Trimmed.
Washington, Special. The report
of the conferees on the river and
harbor bill was presented in Con
gress Tuesday and was approved. As
finally agreed to it carries appro
priations aggrgeating $51,947,718, a
net reduction of $750,500 from the
amount of the bill as it passed the
Senate.
Had to be Shown, Anyway.
Washington, Special. The statute
of 'Missouri passed March 13, 1907,
prohibiting foreign corporations from
doing business within the state, if
they seek litigation in the United
States courts,' is' pronounced uncon
stitutional by the United States su
preme court.
Grand Gift "to- Negro School.
Nashville,., ..Tenn., Special. A
Iluntsvillc, Alfij-, dispatch says the
McCormiek faitfHy of Chicago has
made a gift 'of $17,000 to the trus
tees of the Agricultural and Median
ical College for negroes at Normal,
Ala.,- to be expended in a domestic
science building and a new hospital.
Dismissed "Jim Crow" Regulation.
Washington, Special. An attempt
to have the Supreme Court of the
United States pass on the authority
of common carriers engaged in Inter
state commerce to make "Jim crow"
regulations, met with failure Tues
day, when the court dismissed the so
called Chiles (negro) appeal from its
docket.
Veteran Killed in Fight.
- Savannah, Ga., Special. Wielding
a pocket knife, Samuel S. Bessinger,
aged Go, a Confederate Veteran,
stabbed and killed James Payne,
aged 29, in a quarrel over money.
Mrs. Payne, in an effort to separate j
the men, was hurled to the ground
by her husband, who a moment later
received his death wound.
As David Did Goliath.
Augusta, Ga., Special While stand
ing in his back yard, on the Savan
nah road, E. II. llertr, a farmer, was
mysteriously shot in the forehead
with a small leather ' pellet. The
leather ball buried itself deeply un
der the scalp, inflicting . an ugly
wound. No gun report was heard.
President Taft Send3 Thanks.
Augusta, Ga., Special. Through
his military aide, Capt. A. W.-Butt,
who is a citizen of Augusta, Presi
dent Taft most cordially thanks 'the
trades bodies and citizens of Augusta
for the action taken at the joint
meeting of the commercial organiza
tion, Saturday, when the people of
this city tendered to" the nation $5,'
000 to meet the deficit in the -president's
traveling expenses.
Solomon Sheppard Shot.
Raleigh, N. C, Special. Solomon
Sheppard, the notorious Durham
county murderer, who escaped the gal
lows through commutation to life im
prisonment and who has twice at
tempted daring escapes, being the last
time at large doing sensational stunts
several days, was dangerously shot
Wednesday near Garysburg, where he
was with a squad of convicts doing a
track grade work.
He rolled down an embankment
and attempted to dash off into the
bush s. Guards fired three shots, one
taking effect in his foot and another
iniiis body, a buckshot penetrating a
lung. He will recover. '
Dead Body in Coal Car.
Cordele, Ga., Special. A dead body
was concealed in the bottom of a
loaded coal car received here Monday
from Empire, Ala., and consigned to
Albany, Ga. Negroes working for
the railroad refused to unload the
car. The theory of murder is ad
vanced. The car was refused by an
other railroad, from that which
brought it thus far, on account of
the stench. The car was placed on
a sidetrack, 'five miles from here.
GOV. CALLS LEGISLATURE
Extraordinary Session June 1 4,
Take Action on Bond Issue.
Raleigh, N. C, Special. Governor
Kitchin issued Friday evening a pro
clamation calling the North Carolina
General Assembly to meet in extra
ordinary session here June 14 to take
action as to the, impending $3,130,000
refunding bond'issue to take care of
bonds falling due July 1, the necessity
for the special session being the in
ability of the Council of State to mar
ket the refunding bonds at this time
in sufficient quantities under tho re
strictions of the legislative act auth
orizing, them to meet the July bond
obligations.
Mr. Eallinger Will Resign.
Washington,- Special. -Richard A.
Ballinger will resign his post at the
head of the interior department. His
resignation, will be accepted by Presi
dent Taft, who is aware of the inten
tion of Mr. Ballinger to surrender
his portfolio. - 1
The resignation will be submitted as
soon as the investigating committee
shall have filed its reports exonerat
ing Mr. Ballinger of the charges
brought against him. That this will
be the nature of the report is not
doubted, although one and possibly
two minority reports will be submit
ted, neither of which will relieve Bal
linger of blame.
information of Secretary Balling
er 's' intention to resign comes from a
source whose reliability is entirely be
yond question. -
Southern Spending Money.
Washington, Special. Contracts
for locomotives, rolling stock, steel
rails and fittings, involving a total
expenditure of $7,200,000 have-been
let by the Southern Railway company
according to announcement mada
Wednesday, thus carrying out the
statements as to orders to be given, j
contained in President Finley s an
nouncement of March 17.
By these contracts 75 locomotives,
3,620 all steel 50-ton coal and coke
ears, and 10 combined passenger
baggage cars are to be added to the
motive power and rolling stock equip
ment of the Southern. In addition
to this, contracts have been let for
40,000 tons of 85-pound steel rail and
for 190,000 improved joints for use
with this rail. v
- Disaster in New York Subway.
New York, Special. Two hundred
hysterical woman, sereaming children
and panic-stricken men fought, their
way through a dense smoke in the
Mott avenue subway station in the
Bronx Thursday, striving to escape.
Only one elevator was available to take
them to the street, which is G5 feet
above the subway level at this point,
and the crush to reach this exit on
the five flights of stairs which led to
the surface increased the panic.
Fifteen persons were overcome by
smoke and two men were injured
seriously enough to require hospital
treatment. Fire in an automatic pumping sta
tion cauccd the smoke. The damage
was nominal.
Ex-Gov. Folk in Democratic Race.
St. Louis, Mo., Special. Missouri
Democrats of all factions at a dinner
Thursday; night heard former Govert
nor Joseph W. Folk announce the
principles on which, it is said, he
will seek, the Presidential nomination
in 1912. The dinner was in chA'ge
of men who have been promoting the
boom of the former governor. .
Identified by Teeth.
Charleston, W. Va., Special. Gin
seng diggers in the mountain of Fay
ette county found the body of Mr3.
Rachel Carter Martin, Avho suddenly
disappeared while on a visit to . her
brother in January, 1908.
The bc-dv was identified by peculiar
fiilling of the teeth.
No Aid to Special Railroad.
. Washington, Special. President
Taft says that during his administra
tion he will not lend his approval
to legislation designed to give govern
ment aid to specific railroad interests
in Alaska. Instead, he favors a gen
eral law which will apply to all who
comply with its provisions ; a law
modeled after the policy which for
years has been in effect in the Phil
ippine islands.
t "Would Combine Memorial Days.
Richmond, Virginia, . Special.
The Rev. James Cannon, Jr., a
prominent Virginia Methodist and
delegate from the general Southern
board to the World's Missionary Con
ference at Edinburg, Scotland, advo
cates the combining of Decoration
Day of the North with all Confeder
ate memorial days in the South into
one celebration.
A Murderer at 80.
Bluefield, W. Va., Special. John
Dent, 80 years of age, shot and killed
Henry Watson., at Clintwood, Va.,
Thursday.
Rural Carrier Remembered.
Washington, Pa., Special. George
White, afariner and , jurat mail Har
rier at Rea, has delivered to himself
a letter from a lawyer in a western
state informing him that one Patrick
Sullivan has left to him in his will
$10,000. White, who first took it as
a joke, has remembered that 15 years
ago he befriended a peddler whose
name was Patrick Sullivan. He had
often treated him to meals or lodging.
j ELECTION WIT AND HUMOR.
Candidate and Heckler - in - English
More often than jiot" the heckler?
has the best of it and Ian Malcolm
hits the nail on tho head when ha
says apropos of, the "voice in tho
crowd," "You are powerless in face
of it; the lilt of your sentence is
ruined. Your withering scorn is
turned to laughter and after laughter
no retort appears effective." '
Even Bernal Osborne, the wit of
the Victorian age, was nonplussed
when after a glowing speech at Wa
terford upon patriotism and a sol
dier's duty there came a voice from
the gallery: "Och, what's the world
to a man if his wife's a widow?"
Another election story of the Em
erald Isle which Mr. Malcolm tells is
that concerning a leading member of
the Irish bar who in an eloquent
speech upon the' woes and Injustices
of his native land sought to impress
his audience still further by squeez
ing out a few tears which trickled
over hli expansive cheeks. But the
sublime was turned to the ridiculous
when the wit of the gallery shouted
out: "Shure, bo3s, there's a fine field
for hydraulics." .
This was as disconcerting aa the
reply made to Sir Richard Temple,
who" returned posthaste from his
duties in India to contest a seat. In
the course of a speech he remarked
that he "had traveled 8000 miles and
surrendered 5000 for the privilege
of representing this great constitu
ency," and the audience were, im
pressed until the remark in a loud
voice came fnom fhe crowd: "Oh,
nuab a. .wi.
'And the heckler silenced Lord
George Hamilton on one occasion
when the latter, .describing the late
Mr:' Gladstone as "a political adven
turer who always had his eye on the
Treasury bench," was met with the
shout: "Yes, and he'll have, his body
theresoo'h if you don't watch it!" -
During the last general election , a
speaker at one meeting was somewhat
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lrntacea oy a, memuer vi lubluuui
ence who continually repeated,- "We
won't have outsjfood taxed; no taxes
on food." But itwas not long before
he silenced the interrupter with the
cutting remark, "Console j-ourself,
my friend; Joe isn't going to tax
thistles." i . -
"The voice" at another meeting
strauted out, "Talk to us in languago
we can understand," because, a speak
er had quoted some Latin phrases.
Like a flash came the cry from the
platform, "Hee-haw! Hee-haw!" And
the heckler vanished.
The son of a certain lord was ad
dressing a meeting and was inter
rupted every few seconds by "the
voice" saying, 'Tin's good as you;,
what'sh the duff 'rence 'tween you'n
me?" Suddenly the answer, came,
"One difference is that you drink and
don't work, and I work but don't
drink."
Lord Morley is one of the. few po
litical 1 speakers- who can silence a.
heckler with a smiling, retort as ef
fectively as the famous Campbell, of
Monzie, who, when he asked an'Edin
burgh burgess to vote for him. and
received the angry answer, "Vote for
you! I'd sooner vote' for Satan
himsel'," sweetly, replied, "Yes; but
if your friend doesn't stand, mayI
depend upon your support?" a re
mark that earned h'im a stanch
adherent. . . :
The fact that a blind man, Mr.
Walter King, is standing as Libera1,
candidate for oire. of the divisions of
Somersetshire recalls a story of Prof.
Fawcett, who as a candidate for
Brighton was .asked by an elector how-
he, a blind man, was going to "catch
the Speaker's eye" and vote in the
right lobby. Mr. Fawcett scored 'ef
fectively by replying that he would
depend on the kindness of his friends.
But, as to mistaking the lobby, he
said he might occasionally . vote
wrong, "but at all events that woHld
not be so bad as your present M. P.,
who is always in the wrong lobby,
and he does it oh purpose!" The an
swer was cheered to the echo. From
Tit-Bits.
The Landlady's Philosophy.
By CHARLES It. BARNES.
The more folks needs money the
less scruples they carries around with
them.
Seems as if there's wimmin in the
worm mat s troupie garages, ssieu.
will run to 'some wimmin with wor
ries faster than . a cop gettin' away
from trouble. j ,
Wouldn't you be nice and friendly
with the butcher if he'd send "good
meat three times in succession?
It takes a nerve for a stree-A' sweep
er to stop an automobile to fsk what
time it is. " I
Politics and Wall Street is real
chummy.
vvny ao iney ruu ix la on me iaw
yers for bein crooks when there's so.
many doctors workin' both sides of
the street?
Noo York is full of crooked doctors.
There's all grades of 'em, from the
man that takes a case of rheumatism
and keeps it goin' for ten years, at so
much a visit, to the feller that will
kill anybody with slow poison for a
thousand dollars. Popular Magazine. .
. And That's Going Some!
A teacher in a New England gram
mar school found the subjoined facts
in a composition on Longfellow, the
poet, written by a fifteen-year-old
girl:
"Henry W. Longfellow was born
In Portland, Me., while his parents
were traveling in Europe. He had
j many fast friends, among whom the
j tastest were Paoece ana Alice u?.rey.
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