CHILDREN' LOVE
SIP OF FIGS
It is cruel to force nauseating,
harsh physic into a
sick child.
Look back at your childhood days.
Remember the "dose" mother insisted
on castor oil, calomel, cathartics.
How you hated them, how you fought
agaiim taking them.
With our children it's different.
Mothers who cling to the old form of
physic simply don't realize what they
do. The children's revolt is well-founded.'
Their tender little "insides" are
injured by them.
If your child's stomach, liver and
bowels need cleansing, give only deli
cious "California Syrup of Figs." Its
action is positive, but gentle. .Millions
of mothers keep this harmless "fruit
laxative" handy; they know children
love to take it; that it never fails to
clean the liver and bowels and sweet
en the stomach, and that a teaspoonful
given today saves a sick child tomor
row. Ask at the store for a HO-oent bottle
of "California Syrup of Figs," which
has full directions for babies, children
of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
on each bottle. Adv.
DID DRAW THE LINE AT THAT
After All, There Was Something , the
Victorious Insurgents Would
Not Be Guilty Of.
The successful revolutionist ( for
that month) leaned back in his chair.
"While you correspondents have
been reasonably accurate in your ac
counts," he remarked, "you have over
looked some of our good points. We
acknowledge capturing the insurgent
general, starving him a week, beating
him regularly, cutting off his ears and
finally banishing him, but "
lie paused that the force of the re
mark might be fully felt.
"When you say we have been in
human and given to extreme cruelty,
you overdraw it. We haven't even
hinted at running him for vice-president!"
New York Evening Post.
FALLING HAIR MEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Hair! Get a 25 Cent Bottle
of Danderine Right Now Also
Stops Itching Scalp.
Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence of a neglected
fccalp; of dandruff that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair
of its luster, its strength and its Tery
life; eventually producing a feverish
ness and itching of the scalp, which
if not remedied causes the hair roots
to thrink, loosen and die then, the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tcnight now any time will surely
save your hair.
Get a 23 cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store, and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life, luster and luxuriance
which is so beautiful. It will become
wavy and fluffy and have the appear
ance of abundance; an incomparable
gloss and softness, but what will
please you most will be after just a
few weeks' use, when you will actual
ly see a lot of fine, downy hair new
hair growing all over the scalp. Adv.
Unconquerable Cat.
There is just one animal man has
never conquered, never can conquer.
Centuries ago every other beast be
came the slave of man or else fled
far from human habitation. One and
one only refused to flee or to submit.
This only exception to a world of
servants and of scared enemies is the
domestic cat. When some animals be
came man's slaves and others fled
from him, the cat did neither. It
simply took all the favors and ad
vantages man had to offer, and refused
to do one lick of work in exchange.
F.eat a dog and he will fawn on you.
Ueat a cat and it will attack you and
then desert you. You can't conquer
the cat. You can't make it work.
For Nail in the Foot.
Horses and cattle are liable to blood
poisoning from stepping on rusty nails.
For such an injury apply llanford'a
Balsam of Myrrh and get it into the
bottom of the wound. It should kill
the poison germs. Always have a bot
tle In your stable, because you will
find different uses for it. Adv.
Always on the Trail.
"What is a nemesis?" asked the
politician's wife.
"A nemesis," replied the politician,
"is 0 man whom you once foolishly
promised a political job."
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ant to take effect iunnmllate yoixl topreveut
tu-k IJeaila'.-hes and NerToiiH IIailachen aNn.
Your money lafU if not Bat iMiiMi. Ilk?., 2Dc. aatl
.'kW. ai mediciue htores. AUv.
Alas, that a wise man can't he'p
looking like a fool at his own wf.d-
ding!
Mrm. Winalow'a Soothing Syrup for Children
teetliinjr, Hofleus the putn, retlui-es inl'.iiiini;
Uwo.aiiaja patn.curea wiud conc,Ji o a liotllewUv
Patent medicines are used largely
by the Chinese.
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NO KISSING AMONG JAPANESE
Osculation Regarded by Natives as the
Height of Bad Manners and
Foolishness.
Tokio, Japan. In a recent number
of the Far East, published in Tokio, a
Japanese contributor, Smimasa Idi
chi, who writes excellent English, re
lates some of his surprising adven
tures among the kissing races of the
west. lie describes the horror of Eng
lish women of his acquaintance when
he told them that he had never kissed
his mother in all his life. "The first
thing an English child learns Is how
to kiss," he says. "The first thjng a
Japanese child learns is how to bow."
Maiden to Whom Kiss Is Unknown.
Kissing is not practiced in Japan, he
told his English friends, not because
the people are stony-hearted, but be
cause "it is regarded as the height of
bad manners."
The kiss in Japan, it seems, is fit
only to be bestowed upon young in
fants by their mothers. "A Japanese
mother is often seen to kiss the baby
in her arms," says this Japanese wri
ter, "but when the baby leaves its
mother's arms that is, when it can
get along by itself and feels a sort of
semi-consciousness it .would not al
low its mother to kiss it." He men
tions the complaint of western visit
tors to Japan that "we Japanese ex
pose too much our natural bodies."
Though the natural body "is one of
the most beautiful forms on earth,"
the Japanese critic of kissing con
cedes that it should not be too much
exposed. He adds: "Our natural feel
ings are really exquisite. Their ex
posure beyoud a certain limit, how
ever, is equally offensive to our sense
of decorum."
Much of the kissing that he ob
served in England distressed this sen
sitive Japanese not a little. "When I
saw," he writes, "an old couple, with
careworn faces and tottering steps
kissing each other on the pavement
of the London streets I could not help
feeling rather unpleasant. I cannot
give an adequate reason for it, but
somehow I do not feel pleasant when
I see the conventional custom of kiss
ing between married people kept up
to old age." Surely it is impossible
for a westerner to fathom the Oriental
mind.
This Japanese observer got into an
odd predicament through other peo
ple's kissing. He was strolling about
Hampstead heath one day when he
found himself in a narrow footpath,
and in front of him he saw a young
man and a girl seated on a bench.
"Presently," he relates, "the two heads
came closer, and tkey were finally lost
behind the girl's hat. I knew what was
going on behind the scenes, so I
stopped short and pretended to be
looking another way so as not to dis
turb their happy state. Now and then
I turned toward the scene to see if
it was already over. I was in this
predicament for about half an hour (it
seemed so long to me), but the two
heads still remaind in close attach
ment. At last I gave up waiting till
the end of the scene and crossed the
field, taking another path."
FIND COLONY OF RATTLERS
Exhibit on an Alabama Farm That
Lost Its Owner a Prospective
Renter.
Gadsden, Ala. George Duncan took
Osburn McQueen out to see a tract of
land, expecting to rent it to him
for the coming year.
In looking over the farm they saw
two large rattlers, which they shot
and killed, one of which had nine rat
tles and the other six. When they
finished the killing of those two they
discovered that the ground was full
of these deadly reptiles and they then
began the slaughter, and when they
could find no more they piled them up
and began to count and saw that they
had killed 32. Thirty of them were
small fellows, having one rattle each,
showing they were only one year old,
and measuring from 12 to IS inches
long.
It is needless to say that Mr. Dun
can lost a renter. Mr. McQueen said
one or two rattlers did not frighten
him, but when it came to 30 in one
pile he would let the other fellow take
the place.
Bolt Kills Underground.
Pottsville, Pa. Lightning struck at
the bottom of a 1,200-foot shaft at the
Blackwood colliery, operated by the
Lehigh Valley company, near here,
and instantly killed a wvorkmaa. An
other workman was seriously injured
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Postoffice Toiyer Loses Its Light Mystery
WASHINGTON. The light in the
tower of the Postoffice Department
building in Washington no longer
holds out to burn. It is not to be sui
posed that President Wilson and his
postmaster general, Mr. Purleson, pre
fer darkness to light, but why the
"glim was doused" is just as much of
a mystery to the people of this town
ae is the reason for its lighting when
Mr. Taft was president and Mr. Hitch
cock was postmaster general.
There is a huge open space above
the clock in the postoffice tower. It
is a chamber with nothing for walls but
four corner pillars, which support the
higher reaches of the pinnacle. One
night during the Taft administration,
and without any preliminary notice, a
glaring, dazzling white light' shot out
over the avenue from the darkness of
the tower room.
That -light burned nightly all during
the incumbency of Mr. Hitchcock and
for some time after Mr. Burleson took
command. Then it suddenly was ex
tinguished, a night landmark disap
peared and people who have asked
Revolver Duels in Club
DUELING practice with regulation
.44-caliber revolvers and wax bul
lets will be a feature of the instruc
tion at the Washington Fencers' club,
which will open its new home in Con
necticut avenue northwest in the
near future. The duelists will face
each other in the salle d'arnies CO feet
apart. They will be protected with
wire masks and body guards. The
hand gripping the revolver will be
guarded by a metal shield, which is ad
justable to any style of weapon.
M. Francois Darrieulat, maitre
d'armes of the club, has sent to Paris
for the dueling outfits, and expects to
have them ready before the opening of
the season. The shells for the mock
duels are loaded with sufficient pow
der to propel the wax projectile in a
straight line for CO feet with suffi
cient force to make it stick to the
mask or clothing or the "victim" of
the attack.
"The wax bullet will shoot astrue
as a lead bullet, yet will not injure the
participants," said M. Darrieulat.
"The head will be guarded by a
strong saber mask.- This practice will
be excellent for army officers and oth
ers who wish to learn to shoot accu
rately. The novelty of having another
person for a target and being a tar
get at the same time ought to appeal
to persons in Washington as it has ap
pealed to revolver shots in Paris.
The salle d'armes is SO feet long.
Shrieks of Locomotive Whistle Startle the Capital
A PALL of terror hung over the
city's supernervous for more than
a half hour the other night, when the
prolonged weird shriek of a siren whis
tle, such as ordinarily goes up as an
announcement of distress and trag
edy, sent, its distinctive and fright
ening tones to every corner of the
District.
"A wreck on the railroad,", "A
steamer sinking on the river," de
clared the more alarmed, and scarce
ly had they uttered the words when
the minds of the imaginative began
working and telling those near by
that, "Yes, ten carloads full of peo
ple, smashed to smithereens outside
the Union station." In another quar
ter it was a "whole steamboat full of
Onion Lovers Shudder
LOVERS of beefsteak and onions
were startled the other day when
the department of agriculture an
nounced that the tylenchus devastatrix
had invaded the United States and the
future of the onion indust'v was in
jeopardy.
The invader with the imposing name
is known also as the onion eelworm.
Hitherto it has confined its operations
to Europe, Africa and Australia, where
It has wreaked havoc, but now It has
made its aprearanee in this country.
The government experts, in warning
the growers of onions, did not mini
mize the gravity of the appearance
here of the eelworm. It seems imper
vious to chemical remedies that have
been 'tried for its eradication and the
eggs of the insect, the experts declare,
will survive two years of complete
dryness.
"The worms are seldom over one
twaxiii&th of an Inch long," says the
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why have been met with a mysterious
look just like that with which they
were answered when they asked
'.'why" during the days succeeding the
first appearance of the glare.
It is true that Mr. Hitchcock once in
answer to a query as to the whys and
wherefore) of this dazzling illumina
tion said, "Ask Mr. Weed." Mr. Weed
was then the chief clerk of the post
ofllce department. He in turn was
asked the wherefore of the light, and
he said, "Ask Mr. Hitchcock.'
The appearance of the light and its
disappearance are dark mysteries.
Some one said that the blaze was orig
inally kindled to frighten from their
nightly roosting place a pair of falcons
which preyed on the domestic pigeons
of the capital. The falcons, however,
were seen after the light had burned
for some time. Now the light is out,
and perhaps economy has something
to do with it. The chances are that
few people in Washington would care
much about it one way or the other
if it were not for the obstinacy of the
government officials of two adminis
trations in refusing to answer plain
people's questions as to why the elec
tric switch originally was turned on
and afterward was turned off. The
attitude of the officials is that of the
schoolgirl who when asked who won
the battle of Saratoga replied, "I know,
but I won't tell."
Pennsylvania avenue is darker than
it used to be.
With Bullets Made of Wax
giving plenty of space for the "duels.'
The hall is 25 feet wide. At the rear
is a dressing room, 20 by 23 feet. The
wall is light bronze green, and the
ceiling and woodwork is cream color
ed. Large windows at the front of the
hall and several skylights afford
plenty of light for fencers and revol
ver shots at day practice and numer
ous ceiling lights will make night con
tests possible.
The reorganization of the club has
caused considerable interest in Wash
ington society. The first fencing club
was started about 17 years ago by Gor
don Strong. Count Arthur Cassini.
Russian ambassador, and a number
o: persons from diplomatic and society
life participated in the bouts with foil
and saber.
Robert M. Thompson is president of
the new club. Sir Cecil Spring-Rice,
British anibassador, is vice-president.
Henry Breckinridge, assistant secre
tary of war, is secretary-treasurer, and
his brother, Dr. Scott D. Breckin
ridge, is captain of the salle d'armes.
people sinking to their deaths in the
river another Titanic tragedy right
at the ctiy's gates.
And still the whistle shrieked. It
was 8:10 o'clock, and the weird notes
of distress had been coming to the
city for nearly a half hour.
"Oh! can't somebody save them?"
almost cried a woman as she took a
taxicab in front of the Willard for
the "scene of the tragedy."
"No, it's not a wreck," decidedly an
swered an individual on the other end
of the telephone, after the territory in
which the whistle was sending out
"distress signals" had been located.
"Please don't bother me," continued
the voice, exhibiting tone's of anger.
"About a million people have asked
me the same fool question."
Further inquiry elicited that a whis
tle on one of the locomotives in a
railroad yard on New Jersey avenue
had broken, and couldn't be stopped
from shrieking until It had made its
run to the station.
Despite the alarm and "corrobo
rated" stories of the tragedy, no con
tributions for the sufferers were col
lected. at Deadly Devastatrix
department experts, "and are very
slender and transparent, so that their
presence is not generally detected by
the naked eye, and the grower, there
fore, often remains in ignorance of hie
losses."
The pest attacks all floral and veg
etable bulbs and is regarded as highly
dangerous. In view of this the depart
ment urges that all infected plants be
sent to it for microscopical examination.
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POLITICS Ifl AUSTR
After Much Toil a New Party Is
Formed in Dual Empire.
Count Julius Andrassy Has Succeed
ed In Forming a Formidable Polit
ical Group In Hungary Called
the Constitutional Party. -
Vienna. After months of toil, Count
Julius Andrassy, the able son of a
great father, has succeeded in form
ing a new and formidable political
party in Hungary, the so-called Con
stitutional party. It starts with a
strength of CI in the Hungarian par
liament. There are also political lead
ers of experience and capacity within
its ranks, outside of its illustrious
founder. But there are, nevertheless,
some peculiar features about this new
organization. Political life in Hun
gary runs in two main currents; rep
resented by the 67ers and the 4Sers,
so-called.
The first-named base their convic
tions and their action on the constitu
tional compromise effected with the
emperor (as their king) and with
Austria proper in 1867, giving Hun
gary virtual autonomy and inde
pendence save in a few stipulated
points. The 4Sers, on the other hand,
otherwise known as the Kossuthers,
remain irreconcilable and demand a
republic and complete independence.
At present and for many years past
the 4Sers are in the minority.
Now the platform of Count Andras
sy's new party has just been pub
lished, and in all but non-essential
points it is identical with the declared
principles of the party now in power,
at whose head stands the Hungarian
premier, Count Stephan Tisza, and
who is in great favor with the em
peror and is doing excellent work for
his country.
The new party, it is true., has taken
Bome paragraphs from the radicals,
the 4Sers, such as a general grant of
the franchise and a thorough reform
of the election laws, and in this re
spect Count Stephan Tisza does not
go so far. But in the main Andrassy's
aims seem to be the same, notably
in foreign politics, in tax and educa
tional questions and in the handling
of the nationality problems in Hun
gary, and the chief ambition of And
rassy and his followers appears to be
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Austrian Rest House for Travelers.
rather of a personal nature, I. e., the
ousting from power of the present
government and the winning of such
power for themselves. But inasmuch
as this new movement practically
means a split in the dominant party,
it might be quite possible that the
Radicals, the 4Sers, would eventually
be the winners in this game and en
ter parliament with flying colors and
in the majority. Count Tisza, how
ever, who is very shrewd and foresees
this dilemma, will shortly confer with
the emperor on this very point, and
try to head off his opponents.
It will be many a day before the
bubonic plague first imported from
the Balkan battlefields will have
been completely stamped out in Austria-Hungary,
and this despite the ex
cellent sanitary measures taken by the
authorities here. As a matter of fact,
the plague spreads more and more.
In the western half of the empire, in
Austria proper, there have so far
been only isolated cases reported, as
in Vienna and in Marienbad, where
by dint of stringent measures further
infection appears to have been pre
vented. But in the other half, in Hun
gary and its dependencies, these have
not been so successful, although there,
too, severe precautions are being ta
ken. Robin on a Jag.
Fort Collins, Col. A robin with a
joyful jag, making a frantic attempt to
light on top of a fence post, was dis
covered by Mrs. A. J. Baker of West
Mountain avenue. The bird wan: so
drunk it was evidently seeing several
posts and tried to light on a post that
wasn't there. It finally crawled off
under a tree, where' it stood with one
eye shut until the jag wore off. A
can of cherries which had "worked"
and which had been dumped in the
backyard was responsible for the jag.
Father Spanks Young Woman.
PatchogueN. Y. Miss Ella Barney,
aged twenty, has disappeared from
her home because her father spanked
her.
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INDIGESTION, GAS
OH BADJpfflCH
Timejt! Pape's Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five
minutes.
Do some foods you cat hit back
taste good, but work badly, ferment
into stubborn lumps and cause a sick,
sour, gassy stomach? Now, Mr. ot
Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape'4
Diapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. TheaJ,
never was anything so safely quick,' aa,,
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
will get happy relief in five minutes,
but what pleases you most is that it
strengthens and regulates your stom
ach so you can eat your favorite foods
without fear.
You feel different as soon as "Pape's
Diapepsin" comes in contact with the
stomach distress just vanishes your
stomach gets sweet, no gases, no belch
ing, no eructations of undigested food.
Go now, make the best investment
you ever made, by getting a large iifty
cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from auy
store. You realize in) five minutes how
needless it is to suiter from indiges
tion, dyspepsia or bad stomach. Adv.
LITTLE JOKE BY SKIMPS
Backed His Statement With Money,
but Was Compelled to
Compromise.
. "Speaking of bantam chickens," re
marked Skimps, when the conversa
tion turned to poultry, "I have a lien
whose eggs are so small that I put
three dozen of them in a collar-box '
the other day." ,
"Give him the Ananias club medal!"
shouted the rest, in chorus.
"Have any of you gentlemen money
with which to back your doubts of
my veracity?"
"I have a couple of dollars," replied
Caswell.
"So have I," added Dukane.
"Good enough! I'll cover both of
those bets."
"Very well. Now show us those
eggs in that collar-box."
"Well, I can do it if you insist, but
perhaps it may. not be necessary."
"Of course it's necessary! You
don't expect to win our money with
out proof, do you?"
"Not at all, but I -merely wish to
observe that it was a horse-collar-box
I put the eggs in."
With some difficulty the matter was
compromised, and Skimps was warned
that the next break of the kind would
cost him his life. '
GHANDMA USED SAGE TEA
TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
Sha Made Up a Mixture of Sage Tea
and Sulphur to Bring Back Color,
sGloss, Thickness.
Almost everyone knows that Sago
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ego the only way to get this mixture
was to make it at home, which is
inussy and troublesome. Nowadays
by asking at any store for "YVyeth's
Sago and Sulphur Hair Remedy," you
will get a large bottle of this famous
old recipe for about 50 cents.
Don't stay gray! Try it! No pne
can possibly tell that you darkened
your hair, as it does it so naturally
ar.cl evenly. You dampen a sponge or
soft brush with it and draw this
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time; by morning the gray
hair disappears, and after another ap
plication or two, your hair becomes
beautifully dark, thick and glossy. Adv.
Father's Neat Rebuke.
This is a story told of an old Evan
gelical clergyman who had a son in
orders. The young man became a
full-blown Ritualist. On one occasion
the father paid a visit to his son,
who asked him to preach in his
church. For some time the old man
refused, but pressed to do so, he at
length consented, and chose the text,
"Lord, have mercy upon my son, for
he is a lunatic."
BEST REMEDIES FOR
. SORES AND ULCERS
Mr. C. A. Butler, of Salem, Va.,
writes: "I can safely say that Han
cock's feulphur Compound is the bet
remedy I ever used for sores. One b
my little boys, eight years old,-had 'a,
solid sore all over his face, we tried
different kinds of medicine, but none
seemed to do any good. Our son,
nineteen years old, had a sore on his
leg for three months and nothing did
him good. We used Hancock's Sul
phur Compound on both and it did its
work quickly and it was not over a
week until both were well." Hancock's
Sulphur Compound is sold by all deal
ers. Hancock Liquid. Sulphur Co.,
Baltimore,- Md. Adv.
In Ptunkville.
"Why do you keep your jail barri
caded so strongly? These tramps
don't want to get out."
"I know that," said the constable,
"but there's plenty want to slip in."
To prevent gangrene use llanford'a
Balsam because it cleanses and heals
the wound. Adv.
Where some women are concerned
beauty is only enamel deep.