Ugh! Calomel Sickens; Salivates!
Please Try Dodson's Liver Tone
I am sincere! My medicine does not upset liver
and bowels so you lose a day's work.
i
You're bilious! Your Hvcr Is slug
gish 1 You feel lazy, dizzy and nil
knocked out. Your head Is dull, your
tongue is coated; breath bad; stomach
sour and bowels constipated. But
don't take salivating calomel. It makes
you sick; you may lose a day's work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver,
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking It up. That's when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp-
If yon want to enjoy the nicest, gen
tlest liver and bowel cleansing you
ever experienced just take a spoonful
of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone to
night. Your druggist or dealer sells
you a bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone
for a few cents under my personal
money-lvek gU!ir:T.ter thsit each spoon-
Net in It Oitcn, Anyhow.
Torn Well, darling, I have seen
your father ami he has given his con
tent. Grace He approves of love in a cot
tage, then? i
Tom No; but he snys that a girl
who spends as much time golfing and
motoring as you do really has not
much need of n home.
Frost Is on the pumpkin, the fod
der's In the shock, and soon the plum
ber's hammer will knock, knock,
Smock.
m. 1 . 1 - . . .
Backache
Yager's Liniment is excel
lent for any kind of pain or
congestion. It quickly re
lieves backache and rheu
matic pains, and is a splen
did remedy for Neuralgia,
Sciatica, chest pains, sprains,
strains, swellings and en
largements. Keep a bottle in your home for
emergencies you never can tell
when you will require something
of the sort.
35c Per Bottle DATAtks
Each bottle contains more than ths
usual 50 cent bottle of liniment.
GILBERT BROS. & CO.
BALTIMORE, MD.
CABBAGE PLANTS
arty Jersey and Charleston Wakefield Succes
sion and flat Dutch. Ssttlafactlun Guaranteed.
By egress; &, $1.00; 1,000, $l);6,0ix, at il.25;
10.000 up at 1.00. V. U. B. IlKKE, Delivered
Parcel Poet 100, 2Se; 1,000, 1.7S.
D. F. JAMISON, SUMMERVILLE, S. C.
OUR BOYS IN FRANCE AND
HOME PROTECTION
The men on the firing line represent
the pirk of our American youth. One in
four of our boys at home was sick, re
jected becr.iise of physical deficiency.
Many times the kidney were to blame.
If we wish to prevent oM age coming
on too soon, or if we want to increase
oar chances for a Ions life. Dr. Pierce of
the Surgical Institute. RufCulo, N. Y., says
ttt&t yoa should drink plenty of water
4al!y between mea.13. Then procure at
your nearest drug store Anurie (double
strength). This An-u-ric drives the uric
acid out and cures backache and rheuma
tism. If we wish to I'.cep our kidneys In the
best condition a diet of milk and vege
tables, with only little rreat once a day.
I the most suitable. Drink plenty of
pure water, take Anuric three times a day
for a month.
Step into the drug store and ask for
Anuric (W cents a package) or send Dr.
Pierce lite fur triul pkpr. Anuric. many
times more potent tha:i lithia. often elim
inates uric arid as hot water melts su
gar. A short trial will convince you.
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ful will clean your sluggish liver bet
ter than a dose of nasty calomel and
that it won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morn
ins because you will wake up feeling
fine, your liver will be working, your
headache and dizziness gone, your
stomach will be sweet and your bowels
regular. You will feel like working;
you'll be cheerful ; full of vigor and
ambition.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and can
not salivate. Give it to your children.
Millions of people are using Dodson's
Liver Tone Instead of dangerous calo
mel now. Your druggist will tell you
that the snle of calomel is .almost
stopped entirely here. Adv.
Method in Mis Madness.
A story brought from Camp Funs
ton, says the Kansas City Star: A
young draft soldier paced the parade
ground alone. Stooping suddenly he
picked up a small block of wood, stud
ied it a moment, and cast it aside with
the remark: "That ain't it." Walk
ing farther, he stooped and brought tip
a scrap of paper, scanned it, and
threw it away, again saying: "That
ain't it." A third pause a minute
later brought his attention to a cigar
ette stub, but closer scrutiny brought
the same rejection, 'That ain't it."
His captain stood within hearing,
watching the draft soldier closely. It
was apparent the young man's men
tality was wavering. The guard was
culled, and the patient was sent to the
hospital. The next day the captain
went to the hospital with the patient's
discharge papers. On their delivery
the sufferer held ihe papers up to the
light, examined them closely, and then
announced :
"That's it."
MOTHER!
Have you ever used MOTHER'S JOY
SALVE for Colds, Coughs, Croup and
Pneumonia, Asthma, and Head Ca
tarrh? If you haven't get it at once.
It will cure you. Adv.
Conservation.
"This motion picture producer ha?
the right idea."
"How Is that?"
"He makes the following announce
ment to the public: 'The pies used by
our comedians in pelting each other
are not real pies. We arc helping Mr.
Hoover.' "
Whenever You Nead a Genera! Tonic
Take Grove's
The Old Standard Grove's Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen
eral Tonic because it contains the well
known tonic properties ot QUININE and
IRON. It acts on the Liver, Drives out
Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds
op the Whole System. 60 cents.
A good niijuy men who gt credit
for being close tnoutlu-d are in reality
too lazy to talk.
Better late than ni'ver except at
the railway station.
Acid Stomach. Heartburn and Nausea
quickly disappear with the use of Wright's
Indian Vegetable Pills. St-nd for trial box
to 372 Pearl Sc., New STork. Adv.
Popular music is probably so-called
because It soon becomes unpopular.
A SOUTH CAROLINA WOMAN i
New Brookland, S. C. "I had a
hurting under my right shoulder blade ,
also a very severe cough with pain in
my right side. My husband had four
different doctors for me and none of
them did me ;mv cood. Some said I had
consumption and others said I would
have to have an operation. I was down
unable to sit up from the first of
April to about the latter part of Sep
tember and was nothing but a live
skeleton. Finally I took Dr. Pierce's
fJolden Medical Discovery and also
the Pleasant Pellets. When I had
taken one bottle of the 'Discovery' I
could sit up for an hour at a time and
when I had ratten three bottles I could
do my cooking and tend to the chil
dren. I took fourteen bottles in suc
cession and was then in good health.
Weighed 107 pounds." MRS. W.
DOUN. New Brookland, S. C.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original little Liver Pills. One for a
laxative three for a cathartic. Adv.
Write now for our
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Hon. Turkey Flew Afterwards Striking Me So Earnestly on Hair He Left Me
Quite Brainless.
To Editor, Who Keep Cheerful In Spite of Holidays :
Dear Sir: While annual yearly date of Thanksgive approach up, I enjoy
paiu In connection with my memory. ' I tell you what collapsed to me last
Thanksgive Thursday:
f was employed for Gen. Cookery at domestic kitchen of Mr. & Mrs.
Ilomeo Goober, East O'ltora, III.
"Togo," say Hon. Mrs., approaching up to me, "tomorrow shall be Thanks
give Day. We expects to celebrate as usual," she report for sweetly smiling.
"There will be 8 to dinner, to include my fattish Uncle Seth who equal 3
more. All my relatives Is most sneerful particular about foods. So now will
you please elope immediately to market for buy one turkey-chicken pf 26 lbs.
complete teuderness, 4 qrts. cranberries of delicious sourness, 6 bunches
celery-weed, and sufficient punkens to construct 2 pies?"
I go. At Gouge Bros. Market where was I observe sign, "FAT TURKEY
35c." To see this, I feel very humorous about that High Cost of Life.
"Such delicious cheapness of bird !" I negotiate to Hon. Butcher who was
there. "At such rates, how much would 2 turkles cost?"
"S22.S0," he report for immediate arithmetic.
"Do you not promise fat turkey for 35c?" I rake off.
"35c per lb," he snagger financially.
"I should like (1) lb., please!" This from me.
"We do not sell broken sections. You must purchase complete bird, price
$0.80." This from him.
"At such rates, folks can get rich by starving," I snagger.
No response from him. He go to ice-box and fetch forth one enlarged
fowel without any clothing on.
"This ere nice fresh turkey," he satisfy.
"How you know he fresh?" I snuggest.
"Have he not been constantly on ice for 2 yrs.? Nothing could be more
fresher than that," depose Hon. Butch. I buy.
He sell me expensive celery-bouquet, price 75c per cluster. It seem dls
respecful to eat such valuation. Also precious cranberries, price $1 for sel
dom quantities, added to $2.50 worth punkens for pie. I promenade home
wards, carrying this valuable butchery.
While I was thusly straggling along with burdened back, one assorted
dog, name of Hon. Fldo, mux up behind of turkey and made sliming sniff
nose. "Shoo!" I report. Hon. Fldo stood waggishly saying nothing, but looking
at Hon. Turkey with flirting eye.
Date of Thanksful Thursday arrive up. By early a. m. of dawntime I
arose up and commenced. All a. m. that assorted dog, Hon. Fldo, set outside
screen door. I permit him.
About time of afternoon p. m., I could hear several thanksgivers scraping
their footprints on rug. Hon. Turkey now send forth smiling smell of bakery,
and I was glad to assist his Importance. .
Pretty soonly all take set-down to table.
"We got much to be thanksgiving for," report Hon. Goober with sharp
knife. "Dinner Is late as usual."
"It were not thusly when I was a boy," report Uncle Seth with grone.
"Please pass the celery."
He made smack-taste of this foods, then flop it back with snubbed ex
pression. "I have tasted no respectable celery since 1S41!" he holla baffably.
All enjoy depression by this report.
I go to kitchen for bring In delicious mulligan-tawny soup what I bought.
While I were pouring this hot beveridge in plates, I notice slight smell of
burn. It was Hon. Turkey In oven, becoming too feverish. So I took him out
and put him by window where he be more comfortable.
I fetch soup In plates to all those thanksgivers.
"Canned !" they yellup together with voice of sad chorus girls, while
thrusting away plates.
"Nothing Is real any more!" narrate Uncle Seth with dyspepsia. "Even
turkles is deceptive. When boyhood days elapsed, I can remember how we
was accustomed, on Thanksgive morning, to salute Hon. Turkey by chopping
him in kneck with ax. We knew he was good to eat, because we seen how
fresh he acted. But no more. Today, turkles lives like Eskimos spending
their old age on Ice before meeting civilized persons. No respectable bird dog
would eat them."
I enjoy considerable alarm for this thanksgiving speech. Then, courageous
like a Samurai, I retreat to kitchen for fetch forth Hon. Turkey. I!f,;
thrilled my wrists und elbows as' I entered kitchen for escort that sublime
turkey but O ! ! ! ! I stand gast. I look to window where I left that sacred
bird. Such things could not! And It was. Empty pan stood there, seeming
entirely vacuum. Hon. Turkey had flewed away ! 1
I rosh by window and look earnestly to back yard. Yes!! With thankful
expression of tall, there stood Hon. Fido abducting Hon. Turkey across alley
by wing.
"Come backwards!" I yellnp. Hon. Fido show no impression from ray
talk. I lep through window 7b feet to outside. Quickly reassuring my legs,
I retreat after that slyly doggish annlmle, but he seromble up fence with
hooked claws resembling cats. Too late for me! Turkey had escaped from
my rear attack.
Mr. Editor, heroes Is niost brave when reporting failures. So I drag
together my soul and encroach toward dining room, where I could hear those
8 thanksgivers complaining about everything. I walk In there carrying empty
pan.
"Banzai !" I holla, poking forth vacant dish. "Your digestion shall avoid
this agony."
"What Is?" all erclaim while leaptlng to4.helr feetware.
"You should all be very thanksgiving," I snuggest. "You have !een res
cued from considerable preserved poison by one" patriotic dog -what sacrifice
himself by eloping with Hon. Turkey before he could be ate."
"You mean we shall have no turkey?" snagger all. '
"How can we fill his vacant platter?" sobb Hon. Mrs. "I should be thank
ful for Hon. Turkey, however tough !"
Just while she say this crashy!! Loud sound of approaching dog heard
from kitchen window, and Hon. Fido with waggish tail trott into dining room,
carrying that cnormnlous bird In his careful teeth. He lay that absent fowel
reverently at my feets.
"Hon. Fido do not care for this enlarged chicken, so he bring him back,"
I report. - . '
"Dinner are now spoilt!" decry Hon. Mrs.
"How could you speak lt?"I research. "When turkey go, you say, 'Dinner
ruined!' When he come back, you, 'Dinner spoilt!' I am Impossible to
understand about American customs.
"You have Thanksgive dinner so you can set around making bewails. So
foolish to do ! Why you no choose this date to kick out Misfortune?"
"I shall do so !" abrupt Hon, Goober, arising upwards, "First Misfortune
to kick will be In your direction."
Next he rejecred me through window by force of Swedish jiu-jitsu. Hon.
Fido arrive by next kick, and Hon. Turkey flew afterward, striking me on
hair so earnestly he left me quite brainless.
Hoping you the same. Yours truly,
HASIIIMUltA TOGO.
(Copyright. 3918, by International-Presa Bureau.)
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Cantonment Road Building.
A record-breaking piece of road
building recently was completed In
connection witli the army cantonment
at Louisville, says an exchange, which
continues:
"This is one of the lew military es
tablishments that have built perma
nent roads. In G3 working days the
contractor completed 3,3('iO square
yards of Trinidad aspbaltic concrete
highway 'laid on a concrete base, or
about six miles of road IS feet wide.
A mile of the road was over a four
foot till, and immediately upon its
completion a traflic count showed that
4,XX) vehicles passed over it within
the iirst hour. Most of these vehicles
were motor trucks and wagons carry
ing loads of from one to five tons. The
record ... is all the more remarkable
In view of the fact that It was neces
sary to haul and crush all the stone
used in the work."
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER
has been a household panacea all over
the civilized world for more than half
a century for constipation, intestinal
troubles, torpid liver and the generally
depressed feeling that accompanies
such disorders. It Is a most valuable
remedy for indigestion or nervous dys
pepsia and liver trouble, bringing on
headache, coming of up food, palpita
tion of heart and many other symp
toms. A few doses of August Flower
will Immediately relieve you. It Is a
gentle laxative. Ask your druggist.
Sold in all civilized countries. Adv.
Defeat.
Two little girls were playing togeth
er. Said one little girl:
"My father owns all the houses in
the world, and my mother has a 'mil
lion diamonds."
The other little girl eyed her
thoughtfully.
"Well. I've got on a red dress," she
said.
Complete silence on the -part of the
first little girl. There was nothing
more to be said. 1
Easy to Rid Home
of Rats and Mice
There is no need of suffering from the
depredations of rats and mice now that
Stearns' Puate is readily obtainable at
nearly every store. A small box of thU
effective exterminator costs only 35
cents and is usually sufficient to com
pletely rid the house, store or ham of rats
and mice. The U. S. Government has
bought thousands of pounds of Stearns'
l'uste for use In cities whore rats and
mice are plentiful. The Paste Is also
efficient in destroying cockroaches and
watei'bugs. Adv.
Knew It Was Coming.
Wife (reading letter) Well, I de
clare ! Here's Jim ISrown that 1 used
to know come back from the West
with a fortune.
Hub Well, go on ! I'm waiting.
Wife Waiting for what?
Hub For you to throw up to me
that you might have married him.
$100 Reward, $100
Catarrh is a local disea.se greatly Influ
enced by constitutional conditions. It
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE
Is taken internally and acta through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys
tem. HALL'S CATARRH MED1CINB
destroys the foundation of the disease,
rives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature In
doing- its work. $100.00 for any case of
Catarrh that HALL'S CATARRH
MKDXCINB falls to cure.
Pruggista 76c. Testimonial free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. Ohio.
Hawaii has two mountains each 14,
000 feet high.
COUGHING
? envoys otters and hints yea. Relieve throat
rritation and tickling, nd get rid of coughs,
colds sod hoarseness by taking at once
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Exact Copy of Wrapper, . THctwTAuorHv. w.voworrr.
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For Infants and Children,
Hers Know That
Genuine Castoria
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Bears tho
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For Over
Thirty Years
Some Excuse.
Johnny was a typical boy, and full of
excuses for any wrongdoing. One flay
he whistled aloud in school and his
teacher asked how he happened to do
it.
Johnny said : "II didn't mean to.
l had a mtie nair in my mouth ancx
wanted to push it out ; I didn't kmrtyPk
It was going to make any noise."
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original little liver pills put up 40 years
ago. They regulate liver and bowels. Ad.
Italy's 1010 olive crop reached 1,
21)0,2(K) tons.
Stop
That
Cold At Once
cascaraI? QUININE
The old family remedy in tablet
form safe, sure, eaiy to take. No
opiates no unpleasant after effect.
Ctirra rnlrta in 24 hnnn Tirin in 3
days. Money back i f it fail. Oct the
genuine Dos witn
Bed Top and Mr. tf
At Any Drug Store
STOPS
LAMENESS
from a Hone Spavin, Ring Bone,
Splint, Curb, Side Bone, or similar
trouble and gets horse going sound.
It acts l dldly but quickly and good re
sults are tasting. Does not blister
or remove the hair and horse can
be worked. Page 17 in pamphlet with
each bottle tells how. $2.00 a bottle
delivered. Horse Book 9 M free.
ABSORBINE, JR., the antiseptic liniment
for mankind, reduces Painful Swellings, En
larged Glands, Wena, Bruises, Varicose Veins t
heals Sores. Allays Pain. Will tell you
more if you write.' f 1 and $2 a bottle at
dealer! or dellrered. Liberal trial bottle for 10c nampi,
W. F.YOUNG. P. 0. F..3IOT3mi)leSUSDrlnafleld, Mass.
Every W oman W anis
FOR PERSONAL HYGIENE
Dissolved in water for douche atop
pelvic catarrh, ulceration and inflam
mation. Recommended by Lydia E.
Pinkham Med. Co. for ten years.
A healinff wonder for nasal catarrh,
sore throat and sore eyes. Economical.
Hi exttaotdimury deaastng and geonick)! power.
Sasipls Free. 50c.all drugipati, or postpaid by
map. The Paalon ToJrt Company. Borton. Man, a
Sold (or 47 years. For Malaria, Chin
and Fever. Also a Fine General
Strengthening Tonic.
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An Iconoclast.
"Do you remember the fumou- rek
artist who painted grapes that were so
natural the birds pecked at the;ii?"
"Oh, yes, I've hoard th:it yarn," re
plied the superior person. "But ornith
ology teaches w.s that certain of the
.smaller birds have very poor eyesight
Those Whom You Need.
Friends are the people who go ahead
and pave the road they know you'll be
wanting to travel.
URINE Granulated EyeMa,
Sore Eves. Eves fnflamt k.
San, Damt&nd Wind quickly
sriX Jtrm relieved by Murine. Try it In
ft . iZttfc C your Eye and in Baby's Eyes.
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