THE ONSLOW COUNTY ■L Hi Mi warn Q ff Paid Circulation News and Views =s, &' Onslow County New* The Only Newspaper in the World That Gives a Whoop About Onslow County JACKSONVILLE, N. C., FRIDAY. VUGIIST 21. 1945 member of the associated press PRICE 82.00 PER YEAH I DOWN EAST WITH | BILLY ARTHUR 0 Never one to let anyone else get by with anything. Bob Pink ston checked up on the Kiwanians spelling out the day September 11 comes on. He pulled out his calendar and said it fell on Sunday. They said Tuesday. Bob almost got indignant, and showed his calendar to Rev. F. N. Cox, asking "Isn't this a 1945 calendar? Doesn't that show Sun day?" The reverend said it did, but Bob looked closer and then had to admit. "Beg your pardon. 1 was looking at March and not September." 01n the Kiwanianis weekly bul letin. Editor Sam SacknofT wrote: "Kill her up". A farmer who had a jallopy of the vintage of 1904 and during the period of gas ra tioning never bought more than 3 or 5 gallons discovered that his gas tank could not stand the strain of "fill her up". So the tank fell to the pavement. Moral—when you are starving—don't eat i.oo much— take it easy. 0 Harvey Boney came up with one of his terrible puns the other day and then wanted to know why I didn't laugh. You be the judge. He said he knew why the .laps surrendered: they had atomic ache. • I don t know where they come from or where they go. but a couple truck loads of turkeys ar rive here weekly, and the truck paiks for awhile in front of the News and Views office. !t reminded me of the story H. , y Buck) Bryant, a Wash ington newspaperman used to tell It went something like this Representative Barnhardt a newspaperman, knew many amus ng stories and liked to tell them to appreciative audiences "Out in Indiana." said he in the House cloakroom, "we have a few old-time Negroes, ones who knew the real sweetness of a chicken. Uncle Tim Balew. an old Negro who lived in the outskirts of one of our little towns, sold nun) towis to housewives of the com mumty. Nobody seemed to know where he got his chickens and turkeys, and ducks, hut thev were always good and wholesome! Man\ women of the city would not bin Tim fn>m anyl)0d.v bllt Uncle "One day. Unclc Tim came ir with a fine turkey and offered it I? ?"S„.01 llis customers. :Now Uncle Tim. I will take that turke\ if you assure me it is not a will: one. I do not like wild turkeys, the Negro swore that the turkoi was not a wild one. But. in cutting • "le fowl up. the lady noticed ; imber of shot in tile hodv Th< •xt day she called Uncle Tim ir • nd charged him with panning oil a wild turkey on her. arguing th< shot was evidence that the birc was killod by shooting. D.:l'5 whcrp you is wrong Miss Mandv, said the Negro den shots wuz intended fur me, not rt< turkey ." • "lied Buck" also told these: Senator Williams had stories or people and other creatures. Hi; story of the Republicans and th< woodpecker was a favorite. "The Republicans." said ho. "re mind me of the woodpecker, no' the one that pecked on the school house door, but the one that peck ed on an old tree. "President Roosevelt (Theodore and his party associates claim th< credit for Rood crops, good times and the spread of Christian itv Iney preach about their good worl up and down the land. Once there was an old pecker wood down in my country, and : fine bird he was. but he suffcret from an exaggerated ego. One fin< morning, he lit on the limp of • dead oak and pecked strenuously Soon a brisk wind rose, follower ,? ,ilt,° eyclone. The tree fell Well, gentlemen, from that da' until the dying hour of that pecker wood he thought he knocked tin tree down." Rep. Fordney, known as th< highest protectionist in the Unitet States, did not like insurgent Re publicans, but respected Democrat who favored a tariff for revenu* only; he detested recalcitrants o his own party. He thought tha Congressman Albert Bcveridg* should quit knocking the Republi can party or quit seeking Repub lican support for honors. "You know," he would sa\ Beveridge reminds me of the mat and his cow. "A husky Irishman, passing cow pen, saw a man who milked while and then beat the cow while. Tired of that, the Irishmai pulled off his coat, rolled up hi sleeves, doubled his fists, and sai to the milkman. 'You must eithe quit milking that cow or qui beating her!" "Now. that is my attitude tc ward insurgent Republicans." 0 As I was saying, what this sec tion needs is just a little rain. RECEIVES COMBAT AWARD 0With the 2nd Infantry Divisio in Germany — Commanding Ger eral of the 2nd Infantry Divisior Major General Walter M. Hoberl son has awarded the Combat Ir fantryman's Badge for "superio performance of duty in combat" o 'he front lines in France and Gei iny. to Sgt. Forest N. Yopp, c cads Ferry. APPLY FOR LIME NOW #The final date on which Onslo\ County farmers can make applies tions for lime is August 29, accord ing to Ivy Collins, chief clerk fo the Triple A. Deliveries will b started shortly after that. \ Jap Surrender Document To Be Signed August 31 0 Manila— cents per pound; curing. 2t/j to 3VC> cents per pound; rendering lard. 3 to 3 cents per pound: freezing fruits and vegetables, 1 cent per pint. Clark said that he would be glad to discuss the proposal with farm ers and even with urban residents. The latter class, too. could pur chase meat on foot and make full use of the slaughter and locker facilities, or could use the lockers for storing of purchased cured meat and vegetables. )Onc person was killed and 12 ljured in three automobile acci ents near here Tuesday evening, tate Highway Patrolman H. C. ohnson reported yesterday while rging motorists for their own ifety to continue the cautions icy employed during wartime. John G. Moody, Charlotte Ne ro. was killed in a hit and run ccident, and the car, owned by gt. Clyde Plymel of the 1st Train lg Battalion of Camp Lejeune, truck another vehicle and injured ?ven persons while he was re ortedly trying to flee from the ;ene of the first accident. Corp. Johnson, who heads the 'ate patrol in this area, said Ply lei who is now in the Field Hos ital at Tent Camp would be held )r a coroner's investigation. Occuring near the blinker at the lidway Park entrance, the third ccident involving cars driven by Sgt. Walter R. Batts and an un lentified person put five persons i the hospital or under medical are after a head-on collision. Within an hour, the car owned y Plymel was involved in two ac idents. the one fatal, Johnson eported. Moody was struck down t the intersection of U. S. 17 and .'haney avenue about 10:30 o'clock, ust before 11:30 o'clock, it struck ie automobile driven by TSgt. lorris Consigli, Co. C., QM. Bn., nd injured him and six other per ons. They were: Pvt. Margaret >'Aloisio, Pvt. Majorie Louise [arris, Pfc. Helen Shalovick, 1st. iieut. Willard R. Barton, and Pfc. Eichard Rozek. Names of the five persons in ured in the accident in front of lidway Park were not available. Although Corp. Johnson did not tate definitely the causes of the ccidents. pending further investi ation by both civilian and mili ary authorities, he did point out hat there have been more auto nobile accidents in the ten days ince peace came than in any three I'eeks prior. With gasoline rationing off, he aid. there is more traffic on the lighways and, therefore, more rea on for motorists to be extra cau ious. Tires and equipment that lave been standing up for the luration are not safe enough for peedy travel. Johnson also pointed out that he speed law of 35 miles per lour in North Carolina, proclaim ed for the war. has not yet been emoved and that persons exceed ng that limit are subject to arrest ind prosecution. 9 White Onslowans Leave For Induction In Army August 30 #Thc list of nine white regis irants leaving for induction into :he armed forces at Fort Bragg, August 30, follows: Silas Jarman, Jr.. Ri jhlands; John McCoy Carter, Hubert; Ver non Dalhart Lloyd, Jacksonville; Starkey Stokes Shaw, Richlands; Wesley C. Padgett, Maple Hill; William Noble Capps. Sneads Ferry; Metts Hobbs, Richlands; Lloyd Edsel Roberson, Jackson ville: and James Howard Faircloth, Richlands. To Ope.. Red Cross Work Rooms Sept. 4 At Camp Lejeune 0 Mrs. John Marston, chairman of the Camp Lejeune Auxiliary of the American Red Cross, yester day announced the re-opening of the work rooms on Tuesday. Sept. 4th, in Building 132, for sewing, knitting and surgical dressings. Every woman on the Post is ex pected to take some part in this Red Cross work, she said. These rooms will be open for work every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thurs day from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. The Red Cross work room at Midway will also re-open on Tues day, Sept. 4th, and will l»e open for work every Tuesday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. T-Sgt. Wilson Eubanks Subject Of Article In Liberty Magazine 0 Last week's issue of Liberty magazine featured a story about TSgt. Wilson Werner Eubanks of near Jacksonville and his being one of 17 survivors of 200 Ma rines who frustrated a Japanese effort to push them out of position while battling for Guam. The story, related in these columns once before, is graphically done. For their heroic stand. Eu banks and his men were awarded the Silver Star. AIDE TO GEN. NOBLE 0Lt. C. Carey Matthews has been named as aide to Brig. Gen. Alfred H. Noble, Commanding General of Marine Training Command at Camp Lejeune, _ „ _ i