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BREVARD.
NORTH CAROUNA
De^artmsntt—College Pfj»i*i:»-/. N»:oil, «Ini:, lisiiisi, )
^ msstlc Art,-HoiisekoM £2oti)ni:),'A;:i;alt irj.
AO4e;»irtii3nt« are dirsctjl bj tiuhjrj'wlii sjioial triiiiaj; »il
largs experience. Thsy know tH^ic b i<i.i iu.
Infloensei of thj I'utitu':e are al>u iv):ti ti* c.)>t of tiiti vi
Otttiu on September 3.
Proper, Indeed.
Officer (drllltpg recruKs)—Hey, you
In case of fire, what do you do?
Recruit—I yell.
Officer—Yell what?
Recruit—Why, what do you sup
pose? Cease firing.—Paris Le Hire.
5eBr»*w<Me
-m ™i~tigif~nnirinTi
In Vaudeville.
“Who is this dame. In vaudeville?”
“A lady who shot a gent.”
Well, she can’t dance, sing or act.
Why doesn’t she put up a target and
stick to her specialty.
Nature Made
Floors
When you invest yotir hard
earned money in floors for your
home you have a right to expect not
only wearing quality but satisfying
appearance as well. Nature has already
answered this requirement. The ri^ht
wood for just such floors is standmg
now on many a wooded hillside.
We can say truthfully that some
of this lumber is in otir yard. It is
Nature's best flooring.!
Permanence and Beauty
The cost of the right floormg —
purchased here—is small compared to
the .lervice it will vUd.
Let US help your home building
or renovating in any way we can. Not
only can wc supoly the best m>ors for any pur
pose but our supply of lumber 13 adequate to
Cali on os for
meet all needs.
0/ Ciuality at Economy "Prices
ORR-SITTON LUMBER COMPANY
Our specialty is House Patterns and Rcugh Lumber
Depot Street
Phone 42
Brevard, N, C.
Insurance Neglected
May mean weeping in smoke or in sadness viewing ths
ruins of your home.
But Insurance shows, business ability. Means sat
isfaction in protection. Means Contentment ofmind.
Means the saving of a lifetime’s earnings. Means the
comfort of oid age.
Destruction has visited your neighbor and our
neighboring town — It awaits us.
Insure while it waits — tomorrow may be too late.
Brevard Insurance Agency
T. H. GALLOWAY, Manager
Brevard, N. C.
SMITH’S PLACE
where you will receive cour'eo as
treatment, and where every one who
is employed is a
Tonsorial
We will be pleased to se've you
Newt From the Honeymoon.
Father—It’s a telegram from daugh
ter : “Having a lovely time, am thii^k-
mg of you constantly.”
Mother—There now—he’s taught her
to tell lies already.
Maybe So.
**I think most of us get a ‘square
leal.”
“Well?”
“But sometimes we don’t know !«cw
o play our cards.”
Stretched the Truth.
Hub—What in the world Induced
70u to buy a rubber plant?
Wife—The salesman said if you’re
•mart you can grow your own auto
mobile tires.
Makes Him Anxious.
Caller—I suppose you often go out to
teas.
Mrs. Bargins—Yes, to tease my hus
band. He thUiks T’ve gone shopping.
Too Experienced.
She—Enthusiasm is contagious.
He—Not always. I’ve courted ;^irl8
who didn’t se»“m to share n»y enthusi
asm in-the least.
Stone Broke.
“What's tlie matter with Jack;
hasn’t he the sand to propose?"
“Oh, yes, but he hasn’t the rocks to
set married.”
0
LITERALLY
“I’ve decided to buy cheaper hat*
In the future, dear.”
“Good! That wiJI reduce overhead
exBcnsts.”
Alcjy’s Finish.
Alsry met a bear,
The bear met Alp>’.
The bear grew bulgy.
The bulge w;is Algy.
The Irrepressible Promoter.
“A IJget-ricli-quidx’ promoter has fin
ished servini; his f>rison sentence.”
“I suppose he improved the shining
hour and left with tlie best wishes of
everyone at thy prison?”
“Oh, yos. particularly of the warden,
who invested the savings of a life-,
time in a 1 ew s'^-heme giiaranteed to
pay a . profit of 100 per cent.”
Help Wanted.
“Can I. be «f any • service?” asked
the sympathetic motorist. »
“Yes,” replied the man who \vas In
distress. “I’m a preacher by profes
sion. If you’ll just. come over here
and addres.s a few appropriate re
marks to this infernal flivver of mhie
I’ll be extremely grateful.”
The Joker in the Transaction.
“I understand you are trying to sell
your farm and all the live stock,”
“Yes,” replied Farmer Comtossel.
“The deal has got to cover everything.
I’ve got a nmle that I’ve made up my
mind to get rid of, and the only chance
of doing It is to put the animal across
as an incidental item.”
Pa»8 “Joke."
“Edith, your motlier tells me that
you serve refreshments to all the
yoimg men who can call on you;**
“Yes, papa.”
“Well, you must think I have money
to burn, feeding the flames that way."
Deeper Th^n Most.
Bacon—I see a vocational school for
its employees has been established in
an Idaho mine 14,000 feet under
ground.
Egbert—^Evidently trying to make
deep thinkers of the men.
No Room to Spare.
Haggle—^There is. one point upon
which I have made up my mind.
3Tiss Keen—point, I should say. Is
sv^v-jently large for the purpose,
Reggie.
Mind Reader.
1 IMTon— Holy Smoke—I Just met my
i wife O'., the street—
I Bixon—^I’m ^rry, old man, I haven’t
I B cent I could lend you.
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Prince Albmrt l«
mold in toppy r«d
bagM, tidy rmd tina,
Itanasomm pound
and half pound tin
humidors and in tha
pound crystal glass
humid or ^ toith
apenss mcistcner
top.
Copjrricht t921
by R. J. Kcynolds
Tobacco Co.
Winston-Salcn
N. C.
Buy a pipe—
H and some P. A.
Get the joy that’s due you!
We print it right here that if you don’t know the
**feer’ and the friendship of a joy’us jimmy pipe—
GO GET ONE! And—get some Prince Albert and
bang a howdy-do on the big smoke-gong!
J'or, Prince Albert’s quality—flavor—^coolness—
fragrance—is in a class of its own! You never tasted
such tobacco! Vhy—figure out what it alone means
to your tongue and temper when we tell you that
Prince Albert can’t bite, can’t parch! Our exclusive
patented process fixes that.1
Prince Albert is a revelation in a makin’s cigarette! •
My, but how that delightful flavor makes a dent!
And, how it does answer that hankering! Prince
Albert rolls easy c. \l stfvvs put because it is crimped
cut. And, say—oh, go on and get the papers or a pipe!
Do it right now!
>RiNEE Albert
the national joy smoke
BIR0S ROOFS
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Want a Low-priced' Rugged Rbof ?
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COME in and stand on an unrolled stretch
Bird’s Granitized Roll Roofing. You’ll say
this heavily miEeifal-surfaced roofing is just the
toughest and sturdiest roofing you ever saw at ^
anywhere near flie price. >
It is the /ou7esf>prtce«i rqpfing we teccanmend.
Just the thing for roof or siding that bam, garage,-
shed or storehouse of yours.
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Drop in and Iet*s get down to figures on roofing
or any kind of building -supplies.
BBU2&SON,ioc. (EttBUidnd 1795) Eort Walpol«k Mut. .
Miller Supply Co., Brevard, N. C.
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