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THE BREVARD NEWS, BREVARD, NORTH CAROLINA ' FRIDAY, JUNE 9, 1922 AJaiiy so-eulled iiypocrises. crities are in3rt;ly The latest in “phanrom ships” is a booze*running submarine. What doth it protlt a man to be good If he’s good for uotniug? Repartee is the cute replies a man thinlcs of on the way home. It would reduce the horrors of war to prohibit the use of firearms. Why not put all the poison gas in all the submarines, and sink the subs? The housing situation is still desper ate, but the garage situation Is now well in hand. It would be easier to beat all the swords Into plows than all swox’dsmen into plowmen. I The silenoe tliat follows a request or a raise isn’t golden. Poison gas ^represents cowardlc« re duced to scientific terms. « Somehow there seems never to be any bargain sales of coal. Here’s Genoa back on the map after a l|ipse of about 430 years. When a hotel fails It shuts up be cause people wouldn’t put up. Tliere are some men who finally get enough principal to have principle. The horn of itlenty has also a little end. That’s what we’ve got hold of now. There is a vast dilference between rhe respect accorded a marine, and a “He saw tiie train but thought he could beat it across.” Funeral an- iiounceii^ent later. The only dignified and satisfactory cancellation of debt is accompanied by a receipted bill. The bootlegger has been cited as a model in salesmanship, and he isn’t a bad collector, either. That faint rumble you have heard for the hjst year and a half was the cost of living decreasing. Poverty has its compensation. T'tiere’s a lot of fun in listening to the waiis of heavy taxpayers. It would do no harm If we had some optimistic sijrn painters to work oi> the signs of the times. News that egg speculators have lost a great deal of money leaves the much- tried consumer stony-iiearted. A British author says that old men inake the hest husbands, especially Jf they’re very old and rich. Ancient Egyptians are accfteed of rhaving made coffee out of cork—and ithey probably let it boil, at that. submarine. A horse Is probably glad It is the horseless age when it notices some of the drivers. Speaking of optimism, there Is con siderable good cheer in a bag of roast ed peanuts. Restaurants might do well to take down their old signs and advertise as tilling stations. French premiers are in and out so frequently they should be made to punch a time clock. If the farnier survives all of the con ferences to be held over him there Is hope for his future. Experts hint that the old-fashioned battleship Is chiefly important as something to talk about. Quite frequently a man who had “lived in obscurity half his life” con tinues that way to the end. In order to prevent damage to the safe. It’s much better these days to leave the money on the counter. A woman wants a divorce becau.se hubby spent his time at the movies. Maybe he had no show at home. Mustapha Kemal Pasha is said to be dead but as “the good die young” the report quite likely Is not true. “What Is so impressive as the even ing hour?” asks a magazine writer. How about the kilowatt hour? The speculators who are reported to have lost $000,000 in eggs must ^ave dealt In them in dozen lots. ('onsidering the present value of rubles Russia must have a consider able number of dollar-a-year men. •Opportunity is a friend w'ho knocks I but once. In which it differs from • other friends, who knock all the time. The reckless auto driver who races with a train to a crossing usually manages to make a dead beat of it. Uf Duffy in the Gaelic language be- romos Dlmbhthalgh, what would Lake Muchelookmeguntlc look like in Gaelic? You can gauge Japan’s progress in recent years by the number of places she is now being asked to get out of. In Yap there are no flirts, and wom en do most of the work. That island may be worth all this trouble after all. The Germans may be short on monej', but they should be ready with the explanations to be demanded of them. WHY IHAT LAME BACK? That morning lameness—those sharp pains when bending or lift ing, make woi% a burden and rest impossible. Don’t be handicapped by a bad back—look to your kidneys. You will make no mistake by follow ing this Brevard resident’s example. Mrs. J. A. Galloway, Whitmire St., says: “Kidney trouble came over me a few years ago. The first symp tom noti^d was a dull ache in my back that made me feel njiserable. When I was stooping or lifting it was almost impossible to straighten | because of the pain in my back. : Mornings I wa^ tired an^ lame and | sore. My head ached a good ieal. j I got dizzy and black specks often | came before my eyes. My kidneys ' didn’t act properly either. Hearing I of Doan’s Kidney Pills I began tak ing them and soon I felt like a dif ferent person. I gladly give this en-} dorsement.” I Price 60c at all dealers. Foster- } Milburn. Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y. It probably w'ill come as a surprise to many people to learn that New York ranks fourth as an agricultural state. The great middle western states, with their huge expanses of farming territory, would seem to rele gate such urban states as New York to a minor place. But such is not the case, according to John B. Shepard of the United States bureau of markets and crop estimates, who points out that in total value of all crops last year the only states leading New York were Texas, Califpraia and Illinois. New York was second to California in hay production, was exceeded in pro duction of potatoes by Maine, but not in value of the crop, was first in pro duction of onions and cabbages, sec ond to Wisconsin in value of dairy products, second to Washington in ap ples, and to Pennsylvania in buck wheat. In beans and peas New York ranks third, and in peaclies it stands fourth. SUBSCRIBE VARD NEWS. FOR THE BRE- FORD NEARS OUTPUT OF 5,000 A DAY Dealers Call for 194,750 Cars Trucks And Tractors For June. You will note that in helocopter a machine that will g<?t up in the air and An astronomer says the north pole is moving. Great guns! Will that stay motionless, the emphasis is on the ; thing have to be discovered all over cop. ;lit bringing down the cost of eggs ' the early-laying hens seem to have worked an agricultural bloc of their ' own. again? ‘ One out of every 14 persons in this countrj- owns an automobile, which is 'another proof that 13 is an unlucky number. Princess Mary’s w'eddin.^ gown will be made of cloth of silver instead of platinum, as many of us may have anticipated. Filipinos who desire further inde pendence do not succeed fn giving any precise Idea of what they propose to do with It. No formftl limitation of alreraft is Mkely to find Uncle Sam as srcanflly equipped in that line as he was dwrfng the late war. Anybody who thinks that Lenin and Trotzky have been converted to sound governmental doctiines is entitled to guess again. Patents have been applied for for an electrical device for locating un<ler- ground bodies of ore. A sort of mod em divining rod evidently. Thomas A. Edison has reiterated so often that we sleep too much, every time the stenographer hears It sftie- has to yawn. Coffee ^^;'s blamed for illness tlnalt attacked a rjimily, hut an investigatiw has proved I’lat there were no grounds for the cha: ». i I Ford dealers in the United States have asked for a total of 194,750 Ford cars, trucks and tractors to meet their June requirements, says a statement isstied by the Ford Mo tor Company, Detroit, Michigan. As a result, the estimated outptrt for June has been boosted to 140.- 000, which is an increase of 10,000 over the present month and, of course, will set up a new high recoitf in spite of the fact that the May output will show a substantial in crease over the previous J|ighest month. Ford sales have been constantly in creasing ever since the first of the year, the demand growing during the past two months faster than it h?ip been possible to increase frwduction. j Monday, May 6, brought forth n rew rccord of cars built for one day, the figures showing 4878 at the close ' of the day’s work. This' was an increase of 16 over May 15, when j the previous high mark way estab- i lished. On May 18, the six millionth Ford j motor was assembled. Number five I million came off the line 5fay 28, { 1921. ^ I Ford officials state that ev-ery at- i tempt is being made to build a suffi- i cient number of cars and trucks lO I fill the retail requirements of their j 8,000 dealers. j I i NOTICE OF SUMMONS AND WAR- RANT OF ATTACHMENT ^ Another indication that teachers are now better paid is the announcement that a New York professor is going to make a study of poker fjices. ■ Farmers kick l)ecause they get so feTV dollars for the food they sell and ihe consumer kicks because lie gets so little food for Vis irs. The scientist wlu> aysen*'*! that the North pole governs the weiitht*!- I'ur an entire year is likely to evoke a howl fro".; the south end of the earth. ' Scientisti; say tiiat i.ake Louise is ^olng d:\v, but it will take a thousand years to complete the process. Aner- jca isn’t ioing so b.uily, after all. An inventor has produced a noise less organ. It is a day. too, when th«* old-fashtcned part%- organ is pretty much that, also. North Carolina j Transylvania county j Alfred L. Allison j vs. 'j F. E. Durfee ► In the Superior Coxrrt Slot In 1„ : year 27 B. C. If they gave a fellow ‘ defendent. F. E. Dnrfee will) a chance to \>in, they wouldn't have- |t take notice that a summons in the lasted 1.949 years. ^ above entitled action was issu'^rf • I against the said defendent on tho 'IT Why not pnt a newspaper para- | (^ay of May, 1922, bv tire clerk of grapher on the reserve bank board? j the Superior court of Transylavnfa This class usually understands the | county, N. C.; and that an action great value of money. Ollicially, of course, tite man wants to see his cold wave pre- di<*ti(;ns veritied, but personally—w’ell^ he has to buy coai, too. ? entitled as above has been brocrrht i| the above named praintiff .against weather • ^ durfee for iTre i-e- nent poHticii^s of lUienos fought a bloodless duelwitli . r a political poster e\:dently reached Hie practical stage. Two e: Aires wl. Ikistols O'. have not ^ ,1 ■ The Ja. say thyt some islands r. H> aiiles away are part of the luainlai; i probably having in mind the time ap ago before a terrestrial cataclyh, . <nime along. Tl’.e pessimist Ipoks at the cost the hattleshi:* that is to be scrapptKfi and the opti.nist considers what waS* i.e saved on luatntenanee. Soviet liv.>^sia is hopefully seekiag; to shut down on its r.«*lshovik pr*f>a- tr -:’ ' I with a v!e>v to exportinj.: st^iae- tii. ’More usofnl and remnneratrive. ■ hi • ever i»rogress feminism may V.nve nin(h‘. It is good form to post pone !',rav(‘ly fainting until afte^r suin- •iionin^ liolp—just as in the gvoU old lays. ' If as predicted, iin ii's fashions this vestr will reflect the r .uiosphere of the ballroom, another h ‘ u ”‘ the return to normalcy may ipredicted with equal certainty. It is said seals . d their way home after swimming 1‘• or .‘?.(M)0 miles, and mort of us b;-'! supposed that any kind of fish ma’ns himself at home wherever he ha; us eov Ati edur-ntor takes a rap at the dic tionary li(‘f‘ause it gives a word to<' iiiiiny nu‘;inings. Our main objection is on otli'M* ground' -it t}(><*sn’t always: au'i'fe will! us as to i ■••ii er spelling. Accor* III •nlv -Th,\. I lies M- to tht c'M-sns, there niiilie'; 1, tise country and s of residemc'. road vis - covery of the sum of S1R70.00 <^ne the plaintiff by the defender^ by f reason of the usuriotic interest eharg- I ed to and collected from the' said i 'i^aiiitilf bv +ho defendant from time I ■‘•o time within the last tww years next proceeding the bringing of his j net’on ■'.vhich related to the recovery ,! of n «um of monev from the defend- |1 an'" b’’ nlaintifF, hv roa=on o^ n-fr- I nry nracticed irnon this plaintiff by ; the defendant. The defenrlant will fnj*fher take not’ce that hr* is required fo annear at the office of the clerk of the Super- ioY- cour+ of Trans' lvariia county. N. r., at the court house in Brevard. N. C.. 0’1 +he 30th day of June, 1922, at 10 o^cTock A. M. and answer or demur to the complaint of the plain tiff filed in the paid rase or the re lief therein demanded w'ill be .'^rant ed. The defendant will also take notice that a war’-ant of attatchment wa®! i^-ued from the Sunerior court of T'ransvlvp ni't eounty. N. C.. on the 27th da^' of Mav. 1922. against the nroperlv of the "^aid defendent which \varr?>nt of attatchment is returnable pt t^e <-ime and above named, v?t .Tun^ ^''‘’2. T’lviq M -y 2'?. A. MILLER f'.Vvi- nrt Transylvania County» N. ' >. / Miracles in Money 1 A city skyscraper seems a miracle in steel and stone. But it is only a vast number of girders pains takingly placed together-a vast quantity of bricks placed end to end and one above another. Miracles in money are seeming miracles only. YOU can work miracles in your own life. Saving Wins Success You can have a big prosperous farm, own a car, or travel wherever you wish. Men who have really succeeded spell it S-A-V-E. You can win the same success. Yu do not need a lot of money to do it. You need no great education. You nedd only the determination to start now and continue. Let us help you. 4 per cent on Time Deposits. No Account Too Small. PISGAH BANK BREVARD, N. C. Wk J RIGHT.POSTURE BOYS' CLOTHES Fine In Value As In ^ality YOU can’t get more than the best in fabrics, trimmings, tailorwork — and the best is ex actly what you have in Right- Posture Boys^ Clothes. Nor can you get more for your money than one of these smart two-trouser Right-Posture suits, with the Right-Posture feature besides, at 75 ^nd tipu^arri Standard Clothing Company A. E* HAMPTON, Manager Opposite Auditorium Brevard, N. C* YOUR MONEY'S WORTH—AND MORE ■y‘ If you want Land Deeds, Chattel Mortgages, Carbon Paper or Typewriter Ribbons, C3,i I at the Brevard News and we'can supply you.
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