FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1923
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Hd Is going to get married f
If he; I
THE BREVARD NEWS, BREVAR D, NORTH CAROLINA,
Starts smoking a pipe.
Gets to work earlier and stays f
later. f
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t X Buries nose in "Apartments
i Furnished" column. f
I Looks at price tags on worn-
f en's hats. i
f Ceases to esjoy a burlesque f
f Show. (Tells her that.) J
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4 Gives girl's mother matinee I
tickets. t
I Tells girl she must get to Led t
earlier for her health. i
I Figures on the back of an f
4 envelope. Judge. I
IN AND ABOUT THE CITY
The only sure things of life are the
things that have already happened.
The world will sometimes take a
man on bluff, but it is better to have
a return ticket.
It may be fill right to follow the
crowd, hut it's a mighty poor way to
get to the front.
Of course foresight is a good thing,
but it won't keep a man from being
stubbed in the back.
Any married man will tell you that
a woman doesn't have to get on the
scales to have her own way.
Accepting gratuitous advice proves
that the fellow who gets something tor
nothing must pay dearly for it.
. You never can tell. The woman
who is talked about is apt to be nl-ine.-t
as unhappy as the woman who
isn't.
It is doubtful "if there is any simi
larity between a fair weather friend
i;nd the one who makes hay while the
sun shines.
"Ilop.sty is the best policy," quoted
the YV'se day. 'Y. s. but you've got in
keep our premiums paid up," added
iht Simple Mug.
Muggins "Did "Wigwag go in for
Si! Mi l :(. when he was' in college'.'"
l'.Uggins "I believe ho held the rec
ord tor jumping at conclusions."
The Cynical F.achelor observes that
In.i-much as marriage is a tie. it seems
'quite natural that a matrimonial alli
ance should have a string to it.
F.lobbs "Are you jloing anything
these days?" Slobbs "I'm working
every day, eight hours at a stretch."
r.Iohbs "Where?" Slobks "In the
rubber factory."
These Are Living Prices
60 1b. net Tub Lard $8.75
1 case (6 buckets) 8-lb. Lard $8.00
Snowdrift, 8-lb. Bucket $1 53
5 lbs. Davfs Baking Powder 90
5 lbs. Rumford Baking Powder $1.20
Knox Gelatin, 1 box 20
Jello, J box for J3c,2 for 25
Argo Peaches 25
Silvcrdale Peaches, 28c, two for 55
Salted Mackerel Fish, 2 for 25
Soco Syrup 25
Nice, large Orange?, per dozen 35
8-lb. bucket Cottolene $1.65
And everything else in proportion.
W. L. MULL
CorCaldwell and Jordan Streets, Brevard, N. C.
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n and after February 19
1923, one per cent a month
will be added to your Taxes
until they are paid. If you
would save this extra cost
call at my office AT ONCE
and settle.
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ODD FACTS
Trial hy jury is ?-aid 10 liave exist
ed in IX h l1.. C.
l'dfliiLTu'st' is .the language of about
Tlu-re nr 0.(MM,(k.k) children born
evtry xv.iv in China.
AYoiMcn fanners in the United States
lU!!i;her ever LCO,(MM.).
A vei'ht. 4'.0 times its ovuls just
an av, ra-e lift for a crab.
Kaen pair for life and nse the
saine nost j ear alter year.
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Tonsorial
ftnist
ishes to Express Their Anprec-
iatien For the Patronage So Gen
erously Bestowed During the Past,
and Wish Everyone a Very Bright
Happy, and Prosperous New Year0
We Thank You NEXT !
A svr.L'lo tusk of an Kast African
ul! ! pliant has been known to weiuh
U.'." i r.up. but the average tusk of
!!. ..1.1 wild bull elephant of today
Is :i'aI to be not more than 40 pounds.
INSECT TALES
Th" in'uM-os.iope will show the mos
quito has teeth. !
'1'he caterpillar's range of vision is ;
only two-thirds of an inch. !
A beetle has bein known to dispense
villi f-.od of any kind for three years.
There are more beetles than all otb
tr (-natures in world, put together.
The gaat fashions its eggs in the
s!,;. e of a lifeboat. You cannot sink
them without breaking them to pieces.
Seieiiiino eoniputation has esta'b
l',s! , that I't.iKK.) threads of the web
of a fuH-urown spider are not larger
thai, a single hair of a man's beard.
A Mediterranean niollusk is lorally
called the silk worm of the sea, as It
Fp'ms a liber from which clothing and
liosierv can be made. New York Sua.
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CHUNKS OF VVISD0W
A crowd is not company.
A boaster and a liar are cousins.
A brave retreat is a brave expMt.
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A cracked bell can never ' sound
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A ci ctontcd mind Is a continual
for you to have your car completel
overhauled and put in first class condi
tion for Spring and Summer. We Re
bore Cylinders, fit new Pistons and
Rings, and can make your engine run as
good as new. We can stop that noisy
Piston Slap and increase the power of
your car, and also decrease your Gas
and Oil consumption.
Ask us for an estimate on your car.
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Nothinsr imoroves the locks
of your home more than a
rice new rug. Considering
the prices at which we are
now offering rugs ycu can
not afford to wait any
longer.
We have an elegant line
of Chairs, including wide,
rccmy rockers, which are
not only nice to have when
you entertain friends, but
they are also a blessing to
all your family.
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