1 r BREVARD NEWS. BREVARD, N. C. Three Men By P. G. WODEHOUSE Copyright by George H. Doran Co. "PINCHED MY TROUSERS!" Mrs. Horace Ilig-nett. world famous writer on theosophy, au thor of "The Spreading LiRht," etc., etc arrives In New York on a lecturing tour. Eustace, her son. Is with her. Wlndles, ances tral home of the Hlpnetts, Is his, so her life is largely devoted to keeping him unmarried. Enter hr nephew, Sam, son of Sir Mal laby Marlowe, the eminent lxn don lawyer. It is arranged that Sam and Eustace shall sail to gether on the Atlantic the next day. Enter Bream Mortimer. American, son of a friend of an Insufferable American jnimeii Bennett, who has been pestering Mrs. llignett to lease Windles. .CHAPTER I. Continued. Bream Mortimer looked embar rassed. He wriggled a little :md moved his arms as if he were trying to Hap them. "You know," he said, "I'm not a man who butts into other people's affairs." He stopped. "No?" said Mrs. Hignett. "I'm not a man who . . ." Mrs. Hignett was never a very pa trent woman. "Let us take all jour negative quali ties for granted," she said curtly. "What is it. if you have no objection to concentrating your attention on that for a moment, that you wish to see me about ?" 'This marriage " "What marriage?" "Your son's marriage." "My son is not married." "No, but he's going to be. At eleven o'clock this morning at the Little Church Hound the Corner!" Mrs. llignett stared. "Will you piease tell me who is the jrirl my misguided sn wishes to marry ?" "I don't know that I'd call him mis guided." said Mr. Mortimer, as one de siring to be fair. "1 think lie's a right email picker! She's such a corking girl, vou know', gether. ami I've Ten vears at h how it is siunv to get in iine for We were children to- i io", ed her for year-:. ' iist. But j ou k:iou i low ,,!ie no, or set n - i OpOSal. I tllOUL'Ilt 1 saw an opi'ii.ng in the sum io-r of ninet i-i !'i t w ei e. but it hieW oe,'. I'm E'.t one of tlp.-e -;:. -ill. d.-.-h.ng gu.. s. you see, with a I'l-;:! lire of '::M.. I'm not . . ." "If you wiU kindly,-' i:a!i Mr. Mil: Eftt impat.ctiily, "postpone this smi.v in psv el.o a mi i; sis to some future or emuan I shall be greatly c-hbged. 1 am waiting to hear t'o.- name of the girl mv son wi.-.hes to marry." "Haven't 1 to'd you-'" sail! Mr Mor timer surprised. "That's odd. I haven't! it's tunny how one doesn't do the things one thinks one does. I'm the sort of man "What is her name?" "Be. melt." "Bennett? Wi'hehtdna Bennett? The daughter of Mr. Kufus Bennett? The red-birred girl I met at lun h one day at vo.ti father's linll-i-:'' "'!"..!!' it. You're a great guesser. I t! V ( : '. . ,1(1 to stop the thin. r me . "The marriage v, In every way M port do not vibrate I am much obliged s hour.'-: t and my on the sane- plane to you for i oming and tol'.'.ns: me of this. I shrill take Immediate steps." "That's good' But what's the pro cedure? It's getCng late. She'll be waiting at the . l,i:r.- h at eleven. With beJls on." said Mr. Mortimer. "Eustace will noj he there." "You think you can fix it?" "Eustace will not be there," repeat ed Mis. !pLr"eM Bream Mortimer hopped down from his chair. "Well, you've taken a weight off i ,y tv'ing. Haven't had She Tiptoed Softly to Her Son's Room. breakfast yet. Too worried to eat breakfast. Believed now. This is where three eggs and a rasher of ham get cut off in their prime. I feel I can rely on you." "You can!" "Then I'll say goodby." "Goodby." "I mesn rsally goodby. I'm sailing for England Ml Saturday on the Atlantic." mind I'll he m m 1 i M !fJ'U Mil i I If and a Maid "Indeed? My sou will be your fellow traveler." Bream Mortimer looked somewhat apprehensive. "You won't tell him that I was the one who spilled the beans?" "I beg your pardon." "Y'ou won't wise him up that 1 threw a spanner Into the machinery?" "I do not understand you." "You won't tell him that I crabbed his act gave the thing away gummed the game?'' "I shall not mention your chivalrous intervention." "Chivalrous?" said Bream Mortimer doubtfully. "I don't know that I'd call it absolutely chivalrous. Of course, all's fair in love and war. Well, I'm glad you're going to keep my share in the b,..-iiiess under your hat. It might have been awkward meeting him on board." "You are not likely to meet Kustai-e on board. He is a very indiffereut sailor and spends most of his time in his cabin." "Thai's good! Saves a lot of awk wardness. Well, goodby." "Coodhy. When you reach Kngland remember me to your father." "He won't have forgotten you." said Bream Mortimer confidently. He did not see how it was humanly possible for anyone to forgot Lids woman. She was like a celebrated chewing gum. The taste lingered. Mrs. llignett was a woman of in stant and decisive action. Fven while her lute visitor was speaking, schemes had begun to form in her min1 like bubbles rising to the surface of a rushing river. By the time the door had closed behind Bream Mortimer she had at her disposal no fewer thnn seven, all good. It took her but a moment to select the best and sim plest. She tiptoed softly to her son's room. Rhythmic snores greeted hvr listening ears. She opened the door and went noiselessly in. CHAPTER II The V-r.--r wit ii steam Atlantic up and lay at her pier gangway down rvadv for her trip to Southampton. The hour of depart ire was near and tlint'i, ii ! t ! I'm 1 1 1 (' deal or niixeu iici" . :t ' o.ng on ropes. .hit ailors riddled about with otliee.-s flitted t( .YiMi fro Wiiite jam-etod stewards wrestled with 1 1 inks Probably the captain, though not visible, was also emploved on soma us.-; hi work of a nauti"il nature ami rot wasting his time. Men. women l"es I'..::-, dogs, (lower- (. 1 baskets of fi u:t vv ere tlowing on board in :t steady stream. The cavernous customs .-hod wsi congi h I friends and relatives, and Sam Mar io we, heading for the gangplank, was only able to nn.ko progress by em ploying ail the muscle and energy which Nature had bestowed upon him, ami which during the twenty-tive years of his life he had developed by ath letic exercise. However, after swe minutes of silent endeavor, now driv ing his .-houhier into the midriff of same obstructing male, now courte ously lifting some stout female off his feet, he had succeeded In struggling to within a few yards of Ids goal, when suddenly a sharp pain shot throrrgii ar a an v? spun rotud with a t.v. It sr,--iod to Sam that he had been Ic'tef. ar. 1 tms aizled him, for New York or o .ds, though thev may shove and j"st!e, rarely hi'o. J He found h'raself fare to fare with an extraordinarily v"tty girl. j She was a rt .'.-haired girl w i'r.1 beautiful ivory skin wnok goi.-s with red hnir. Her eyes, though they were under the shadow of her hat, and he eor.ld not be certain, he diagnosed as grn, or maybe blue, or possibly gray. Not i'f.t 't mattered, for he had a catholic tasiY in Judnine eyes. So long as they were large rtuii '.right, as were the specimens under his im mediate notice, he was not the man to quibble about a point of color. Her nose was small, and on the very tip of it there was a tiny freckle. Her mouth was nice and wide, her chin soft and round. Nature abhors a vacuum. Samuel Marlowe was a susceptible voting man. and for many a long month his heart hud been lying empty, all swept and garnished, with '"Welcome" on the mat. This girl seemed to rush in and fill it. She was not the prettiest girl he had ever seen. She was the third prettiest He had an orderly mind, one capable of classifying and docketing girls. He swallowed convulsively. His well developed chest swelled beneath its covering of blue llannei and Invisible stripe. At last, he told himself, he was in love, really in love, and at first sight, too, which made it all the more impressive. He doubted whether in the whole course of history anything like this hud ever happened before to anybody. Oh, to clasp this girl to him and-- But she had bitten him in the arm. That was hardly the right spirit. That, he felt, constituted an obstacle. "h, I'm sorry!" she cried. Well, of course, if she regretted her rash act. . . . After all. an Impul sive girl might bite a man in the arm in the excitement of the moment and still have a sweet, womanly nature. "The crowd seems to make IMnky Boodles so nervous." Sam might have remained mystified, but at this juncture there proceeded from a bundle of rugs in the neigh borhood of the girl's lower ribs p sharp yapping sound. "I hope he didn't hurt you much. Y'ou're the third person he's bitten to duy." She kissed the animal la a loving and congratulatory way on the tip of his black nose. "Not counting bellboys, of course," she added. And then she was swept frw. i.in. In crowd and he was left thinking of all the things he might huve said all those graceful, witty, Ingratiating things which Just make a bit of dif ference on these occasions. Sain reached the gang-plang, showed his ticket, and made his way throngh the crowd of passengers, passengers' friends, stewards, junior oflicers and sailors who Infested the deck. He proceeded down the main eompanlon way, through a rich smell of India rubber and mixed pickles, as far as the dinlng-saloon : then turned to his stateroom. A footstep sounded In the passage outside. The d.or opened. "Hullo, Eustace!" said Sam. Eustace llignett nodded listlessly, sat down on his hag and emitted a deep sigh. He twas a small, fragile looking young man with a pale, intel lectual face. Hark hair fell in a sweep over his forehead. He looked like a man who would write vers libre, as indeed he did. "Hullo!" he said, in a hollow voice. "What on earth's the matter?" said Sam. "The matter?" Eustace llignett laughed mirthlessly. "Oh, nothing. Nothing much. Nothing to signify. "Oh, Nothing, Nothing Much Nothing , to Signify Only My Heart's j Mil my hea rt 's broken ." I It with con-ideraiiie malignity tie of wa'er in the rack above his h harmless object provided 1 eed eail, the si re age. t he company lor bent- who might to clean their teeth during tho vo "If von would care to heai story?" he said. j "Co ahead." j "It is quite short." ! "That's good." j "Soon after I arrived tn America 1 met a girl ..." "Talking of girls." said Marlowe with enthusiasm. "I've just seen the only one in the world that really amounts to anything. It was like this. 1 was shoving m way through the mob on the dock, when suddenly . . ." "S'hall I tell yoti iv, story, or will you teil me yours?" "( h. sorry ! hi ahead." t'Jtlstace llignett scowled at the pruned notice on the wall informing oc,",:iari' s of the stateroom that the name of their steward was J. B. Midgeley. "she was an extraordinarily prettv i gLU . " ! "What 'vjs her name?" i '''i!hol m.na Bennett. She was an extraordinarily pretty girl and highly intelligent, i reau nor an my poems and she appreciated them immensely. She enjoyed my singing. My conver sation appeared to interest her. She cdmired 'ny "I see. You made a hit. Now go on with the rest of the story." "I asked her to he my wife, and she consented. We both agreed That a quiet wedding was what we wanted she thought her father might stop the thing if he knew, and 1 was dashed sure my mother would -so we decided to get married without telling anybody. By now," said Eustace, with a morose glance at the porthole, "I ought to have been on my honeymoon. Every thing was settled. I had The license and the parson's f tx . I had been breaking in a new tie for t'. e wed ding." ''And then you quarreled?" "Nothing of the kind. I wish you would stop trying to tell me . story. I'm telling you. What happened is this: somehow I can't make out how mother found out. And then, of course, it was all over. She stopped the thing." Sam was indignant. He thoroughly disliked his Aunt Adeline, and his cousin's meek subservience to her re volted him. "Stopped it? I suppose she said. Now, Eustace, you mustn't!' and you said, 'Very well, mother." and scratched the fixture?" "She didn't say a word. She never has said a word. As far as that goes she might never have heard -jay thing about the marriage." "Then how do you mean she stopped it?" "She pinched my trousers !" "Pinched your trousear3?" Eustace groaned. "All of them ! The whole bally lot ! She gets up long before I do, and she must have come into my room and cleaned It out while I was asleep. When I woke up and started to dress I couldn't find a oll Ury pair anywhere in the whole place. I looked every whese. Finally, I went Into the sitting-room where she was writing letters and asked If she bad happened to see any anywhere. She .she had sent them all to be pressed. She said she knew I never went out In the mornings I don't as a rule and they would be back at lunch time. A fat lot of use that was! I had to be at the church at eleven. Veil, I told her I had a most Impor tant engagement with a man at eleven, and she wanted to knqw what it was and I tried to think of something. but it sounded pretty feeble and she said I had better telephone to the man and put It off. I did it, too. Bang up the first number in the book and told some fellow I had never seen In my life that I couldn't meet him! He was pretty peeved, judging from what he said about my being on the wrong line. And mother listening all the time, and I knowing that she knew something told me that she "knew -and she knowing that I knew she knew I tell you it was awf til !" "And the girl?" "She broke off the engagement. Ap parently she waited ai the church from eleven till one-thiity and then began to get impatient. She wouldn't see me when I called in the after noon, but I got a letter from her say ing that what bad happened was all for ihe best and she had been think ing it over and had eome to the conclu sion that she had made a mistake. She said something about my not being as dynamic as she had thought I was. She said that what site wanted was something more like Lancelot or Sir Galahad, and would I sode as closed." look on (he ep! "I 'id sers?" "Yes. worse, give a you explain about the trou- It seemed to make She said that she eoi man anything except tbings d for 1km ng ridiculous." "I think you're well out of It," Sam judicially. "She can't have much of a girl." "I feel that now. But it d said teen -lit alter the fact that my life is ruined. I have become a woman-hater. Wom en! When I think how mother be haved and how Wilhelmina treated mo I wonder there isn't a law against them. "What might done by Woman ! twiyed the ( 'apitol "In Washington ? He had heard not ills have no! 1 Who was It " en he s; :m. mm 'd !.f thing of this, confined his rea lie sporting pag then he generally of the papers to t "I was quoting from Tho, S OT- v. ay's '( o-phan. I !i I ooahl wri i- what he w 1 1 w a ng a mm He I tai "We!!, of , way. A ca'i. I' ay be me '.' met r..mt ': -a d !:- ..- Hignett. "If e an.v thing bitter ami deroga say about women, say it and I t'li eageriv. But if vou merelv you ii Tory t w i ii i i w ;s'i to gibber about the ornamerrai exterior of some flashed girl you have been fool enough to get attracted by. go and tell it to the captain or the ship's cat or .1. B. Midgeley. Io try to realize that I am a soul in torment." I am a ruin a spent force, a man with out a future! What does life hold for me? hove? I shall never love again. My work? I haven't any. I think T shall take to drink." "Talking of that," said Sam, "I sup- pose thev open the ar directly we II ovv about pass the three-mile a small one?" Eustace shook hi- uinit head gloomilv. "ho Vol! suppose I pass my time on hoard ship in gadding about and feast ing? Pireetly the vessel begins to move I go to bed and stav there. As a matter of fact I think it would be wisest to go to bed now. Imn't let me keep yon if yog want to go on deck." "It looks to UK'." said Sam, "as If I had been mistaken In thinking that you were going to be a ray of sunshine on the voyage." "Bay of sunshin-' !" said Eustace Hignett, pulling a pair of mauve pa jamas out of the kit-bag. "I'm going to he a volcano !" Sam left the stateroom and headed for the companion. He. wanted to get on deck and ascertain if that girl was still on board. About now the sheep would le separating from the goats: the passengers would be on deck and their friends returning to the shore A slight tremor on the boards on whlc he trod told him that this separatio must have already taken place. Tht ship was moving. He ran lightly up the conimanion. Was she on board or was she not? The next few minutes would decide. He reached the top of the stairs and passed out onto the crowded deck. And, as he did so, a scream, followed by confused shouting, came from the rail nearest the shore. He perceived that the rail was black with people hanging over it. They were all looking into the w iter. "I seen wet guys, but I never seen anyone so wet as you." (TO BE CONTINUED.) Iris the Poor Man's Orchid. It was the iris of which Ruskln wrote that it "has a sword for Its teaf and a lily for its heart." It is the iris that is known as the fleur-de-tis of France. In Greek, from whence it cuiwe, he name means rainbow. In the United States It is dften spoken of as the poor man's orchid. There are fully 100 species in cultivation, with varieties almost without number. The floweret of different classes do not all bloom at the same time, however; by choosing different kinds it Is possibl to have a long season. IMPROVED UNIFORM INTERNATIONAL 1 3d 1 Lesson (By REV. P. B. FITZWATER. D. D., Teacher of English Bible In th Moody Bible Institute of Chicago.) i. 123. Waitern Ntwipaptr ttnln.) LESSON FOR OCTOBER 28 60ME MISSIONARY TEACHINGS OF THE PROPHETS LESSON TEXT Isa. 60:1-3; Jonah 4:10-11; Mirali 4:1-3; Zeph. 3:9. fiOhDEN TEXT "The Gentiles fhall come to thy light, and kintjs to the brig-lit ni'fs of thy rising-." Isa 60:3. PRIMARY TOPIC The Story of Jinn ii. JI'NIOR TOPIC GoJ's Love for All N;i 1 ions. INTERMEDIATE AND SENIOR TOP IC The I'lifliUs as Missionaries. VOI'Ml PEOREE AND ADl'ET TOPIC -Thi' Miss, unary Message of tl, Proph.-U'. I't-rhaps ll.c bos! way to teach this lesson v. ill be to note Hie message ,.t i he iloiiviiiu.il propji.-: s. I. The Message of Isaiah (ha. '":1 '',). I. Its 'Mitral Fact (v. 1). Israel ;, light, her i: dci iaer, has come. The primary morning uf thi.-, not the in caniath.i ,,t tho Redeemer, but His ma nil'es; a i r i in glorv and power as He entiies back to litis earth to reign as Israel's King. This glorious f;K.t is prevented under the figure of a bright siinrising. It will be a glorious mern.ng without clouds dawn.ag upon i dark world. I'ov? Kinging Summons (v. 1). Messiah ii.mself calls Israel to arouse lier.-el;' iroin her long sleep of in dii'iVn m.-e and shine forth in the glorv 'd her glorious king, '. The Darkened Karth (v. 2). In spite of ail the pi ogres.', of the arts and scieines spiritual darkness--blitrhievs touching spiritual things lias settled novvn upon the earth. It Alii be pe.uharly gross in the last mns. It can ordv be dispelled by the -!orb. ;s appearing or the Lord. 4. The I'.levsed Result (v. ii). The 'h-n;:'e raiiou shall come into the '',- o be.ng altl'Heiod to ioti , :!.. i ;i, :g of ti e Lord. In the luiiN: :' vl. !i d;;rU the ,;.,le!J ;.;.i.,.;ir t'.e t.ht sii.t.l afrj.-t ii,.. na "! as .-io. draw riir-m to .1, : .. ,.,(, II. The Message of Jonah (.Jotiaii I . !'. 1 i ) ' - '. ' as o.ie i . : i .. d i y the I or . ' u" to tie- v n.i'ved oj;, Niiit-v-li arid pro ... .., ,;, - in.; .: ;;, i'. .ft d 'i'. ier t,. ape lie ut;p!e.,a n; i - n A -o.r:.! iij, ;,n j j it. sapors; itbn.v s...o..v thsvw him o erboard. He va a Loved i.v .( great ri-h ami aft or three da v :.m! nights n a. Mist up-m t .e shore. I ing ieat'!.! t!,e liev.Ie i le..h ho v. ciu to N.iieveh ami pre: : . i ; c. i with such no-si ness that the w iioie '.! repented. The mercy siioAn ,y tin- I.uid in sparing this wicked city so angered Jonah that he v4-nt oat of the city and improvised h shoit'-r where tie could see whether (ioil would really destroy Nineveh. Xo protect the prophet, iod made a gourd to quh-Kly spring up and throw a v;e,de over him. When the gourd died and left Jonah exposed to the burning yun he j.raved :'--r death. The pan ica'ar mes-age of .luiiaii is tint ton! is gre.u in mercy to ail the na tions when they penitent :v turn unto Him from their sins. III. The Massage of Micah (Micali 4; 1 ?,l. In this mess,;0e ;i,e prophet portrays the blessings of the .Messiah's king dom in the last das. Three thing are predicted : 1. The Sllpretmi' y of IPs Kingdom (v. 1). 1: shali be exalted ahc.e all the kingdoms of the earth. Its glory shall attract the people from afar. The Iixtent of It, (v. 2). Many nations shall come w.th the urgent re quest that others accompany them. The kingdom of Messiah shall be uni versal, it shall extend from sea to sea and from the river to die ends of the eanh. i!. It Shall Lring Peace (t. 3). En mity will then be taken from men's hearts and they will love each other. When their hearts are hanged they will no longer wage war against each other, they will even destroy their implements of warfare. War will con tinue till men"s hearts are regener ated. The way to get wars to ceass is- to get men to love Jesus Christ. IV. The Message of Zephaniah (Xeph. M:!t). 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