. -- . . : ' ; : , - '. :.oi.:., - 1 " . - ....... ,. ... " - . v-- ;yt A" V,..'-?? voLUMEXvinv r fhak lin. n,"c,' Wednesday. qCiQBEr i;;. :' '"" .7 '". :. r - numbeiuo THE FRIENDS THAT ARE TRUE.- If attain im to twirl (or a spsee amiss, , If something or other goes wrong; 11 there's falsity In a sweetheart's kiss Or a discord lu a sonx; -"4 It the nU Is taau.1'84, the win U stale, And the etniophrt''s full of run, TiiXaaa.4ii.-Ht'..nlj "Id" to the tale .Th Null of iho lnmch-ialre tru! Oh, lhi world In wide Dud the world la (air, Aa wa worry lu max through. Cut them's nothing ao sweot eaoounterod - mere r. ' As t S fallb of the friends that are true. It the iwlrl of events proceeds too fust . For a eouraire lliat'a nooe too strong. And the cras.l of the wheel and bum of the marts Deeps the discord la the anng; If the pitiless profit lor which men atrtr Daa Uxaled In share to yus -. Why, (fH up and tuauk the Lord yoa'r ailv . i And hare some friends that are true. Ob, the world la wide and the world la dear, - And wo have to worry It ihrouh, ; Bat tbtw'a nothing no awvvt eneountered bore ' " Aa the (al b of Re frlenda that aro true. tVAAAAAAAAAA.AJLAJL.AAAAAAAAAj j The Grecian . ' and That Mickey the Greek, wbo was Kltag of Persia, ones bumped Unto It when he turned down that Dr. Dou ban or Reuben I gueas it was Reuben, from the job he put up on himself who did, him. so much good when he had the leprosy. ', The Greek king had leprosy so bad that they wouldn't have him at the pest house. , lie doctored at Carlsbad and everywhere, and bad all kinds of doctors, andthey all gave him up. The taith cure' pusi l and everybody eke took a wbii at him; but they couldn't touch htm, and they all quit him cold and pulled their freight for home. Then they fetched a Dr. Dugaa no, Dou bau Just to ease hi mind, and make Ului die easy. "" ; ... " ' ljIittin"was5aIr. fStAt fort a doctor; he'd Btudlod medlrtue In Qreek, Per sian, Turkish, Choctaw, Arabian, Por tngueae, Latin, Syrlac, Hebrew, and oh. yea,"IrlBh, and he had a new sys tem. '.S'eet'VtV'f v--.Y..ft v- :' s Well, when ho floated In, the grand vizier AnUl: "Reuben, Reuben, I've been WUIlrax' ZlFmOTua. Whafa the tfi Dotiban says. Then1 tbey sicked hint on to his Greek noblets, and he said he could 0 the lepro3y easy. He chased a cro quet ouU let with a hollow bardie out of , hi trip, and he filled the hollow with medicine.; Then, he said to the king:- , " : . "Here. Tako this and go play cro quet t 'When you get heat on, quit nd take a bath, it will do you goou. Get rubbed down then and go to bed. Tomorrow you'll be O. K." 1 His Greek kinglets played the. tip, and tie next day thora was no lep rosy, in that county. He had a skin like a 1-year-old, and - his toes be gan to grow out again, and he leit Well, he wanted to do enough for Dugan. - So he made him a favorite gave him tour thousand plunks every day and a seat, at his own table, and gave hlmfa fine silk robe every night and helped him put It on; and patted him on the back before the whole push, and said he was the hottest doctor Vt was nice for Dugan. i But there ' v9 JaiQalous slob of a grand vizier i xound tlnn anij. every time he saw 1 ti.rrn.. mA 1.1a In.ia iMStenil .llha fmM tlbft navina teller It nearly made hlnH sick." So h gets the king oh the quiet, nd tells him he's wasting his money on pugarw, , . ''"llliftt d rix aHvlno uat" thA klna sal eVLJIn giving you this," the 0. said. "That skate Is a bad oyster. He never left Ireland and came here for his health, nor to pick up a tew plunks. He's here to get you.1 "Say, what's the matter with yotiT I think you're full of prunes," the king said, 'If be wanted to do me, why didn't he leave me with the leprosy when I had It? I had plenty of it; and It nearly had me fixed; I'd have been dead by July. If he wanted to get me, he wouldn't have cured me up, would ber .:- - v "But you'll break out again," the main skate said. 'That cure doesn't last"-..: ;-.y- i.'flTH ' -v: "Oh, 1 don't know. You're down ou this guy, and you're trying to get him fixed like the married woman did tha parrot" said the king. A "How is that?" the 0. V. asked. 1 "Well, 'there was a traveling man who left a parrot to watch his wife's curves, and the parrot told him about her going to dances while be was gone and he called her down. The dame thought one of the servants had sprung aleak. But she tumbled It was .the parrot So one night when the drum mes, was out of- town,T she had the coachman work a coffee-mill under the parrot's cage and the chambermaid sprinkled him with water and the cook turn flashlights on him with a mirror and a candle, and they kept that cir cus up about half the night That was to fool bis birdleU a little. "The next day the drummer asked the parrot, "Well, what happened last night r and the parrot, said. There was just a peach of a storm. It rained and thundered for further orders, and the lightning kept me awake till morn ing.'. "Well, the drummer knew that was a shine, and he concluded the parrot was a big llnr from the beginning; so ' " hje jeck and threw him Into "nt he found out after iii'Iglibiirs that the par I don't propone to H way," the king 1 -W ... kjaVv It the IrraVa of Folly bare "t ihilr annron, AuiLthe way aeema all too Ion ti ll you've aowu jour whe.it. and garnered bnt tare ? And there' e'er a fnlre note In the aonKi If the ua la clouded and aalea loom gray. , And there'a noililuK led to do f Why, that la the tune ly ateal away ' Jo the bearl of a frit nd tbat'a true. Ob, the world la wide and tha world la Krand. And tbere'a little or nothing aaw. But ita aweet at thing bt the grip of tba band Of the blend tbat'a tried and true. . If the atreaa of flualltlee etrlkea too tore, And eveate are awry and wrong And there ever arrlrea oaa cudgeling . more , J- ' One abore false note In Llfe'a aongi If the brain la steady, the heart all ston . And ready to dare aed do s Why, that la the time to haaten oat ' . :: - And oonfer with a friend that's true. " Ob, the world la fair and tba world la broad, And frlenda are all loo few, . ' Bnt the awraieet bieaMqg earth fan afford ' la the faltb of a filend tbat'a true. : , Cbloago Jnter-Ooeaa. King the Physician Dbubanl used to know out In Kansas did to ' J grand vlxier," What did the Kansas main skate dof ' the king asked. : "Well, this, king turned the young prince over to (he grand vixler 'and told the G. V. to stay with tb kid all the time and keep bunks oft of him, and so forth; and the G. V, promised to do It But one day when the prince was hunting, the 0. V. squatted down in A shady place and let him go lose himself. And while the prince was bumming up and down the woods yell ing for the main skate he bumped into a good looking dame wbo was doing a cry. The girl said she was the daughter of an Indian king. , 'Chickasaw, Choctaw or Sioux T" the prince said. 'Sioux,' the dame said, and then she told him she'd been taking a horseback ride and had' gone ttt sleep and fallen off, and the horse bad moved on, and it aa long.. ways home. .Well, bis princelets-took ber up behind him and started forahack, and when they reached f ken- tt house she eTakrfSV,,rv ,Jn- side, JlWlJls-Tleard her say, 'Conn kids, be happy. I've a nice young guy for your dinner a fat one;' and then a lot of kids said, 'Goody, mamma," ' "Then it struck bis royal nobs that tha dame was no Pocahontas at all, but one of these ogresses, and be rolled' ht hoop out of there quick; and when he got home be told the Kansas king about the G. V.H letting him get lost, and the chances be'd been taking with tha ogress.. Bo the king bad the main skate bunted up and smothered right off. ; "Now, what I want to say Is tnat I'm watching this game for yon closer than that I This mark Dugan'a - medicine may strike in next week, and then It'll be all off with you." . Well, that Greek king was shy on sense, naturally; most kings are, ex cept those in the euchre deck; and he said:; "Well, I guess you're right I don't need Dugan any longer, anyway, and ItH be just as well to kilt him." So he sent tor Dugan, and when. Dugan walked up to tbe desk, be said, "Reu ben, do you know why I hit the bell for youT" ' v "Nit" said Dugan. - J . "Well, Dugan, t sent for you to take your life," the king said. . - , Dugan was paralyzed, and ho yelled, 'What fori What did I do?" - "Well," the king said, "I got It on good authority" (and that was a grand stand bluff, because that grand vizier was the biggest liar on earth) "that you came here to get me, and I've con-, eluded to stop you right now". Then tbe king said to the squeexe who worked the chopper, "Hit blm with the axe."-.; ; '..;'". Dugan made a great talk then to get away. But that Greek king was stub born as a mule.- He kept saying, "Nit. Nit" I can't have you around any longer. A mark who can cure leprosy like you can Is dangerous." That king was a bird. W- ':: So they blindfolded Dugan and tied his hands and put him on his knees, and the man with tbe axe got ready, Then Dugan stopped them; and be said to the king, "Hold on a minute; I got something to tell you;" and he told tbe king that he had a book that was a wonder, and ashed him If ho couldn't go boms and make bis will and leave It to blm. ' t - "What's the book good tor;" the king wanted to know; and Dugan told him It was good for a whole lot of things, but that there was one thing that ought to hit the king where he lived. He said that If, after they'd chopped his head off, the king would turn to page'steen and read line seven, tbe bead would answer any question he could ask. "Great smoke! Well, I'm for that book, then," the king said; and he sent Dugan home to make his will, and fetched him back with the book the next day. . Well, the push had got on that some thing good was coming, and ail . the emirs and grand ' vlxlers and " rice grands and floor walkers were there when Dugan arrived. ' - Dugan walked up with the book, -and said: "After my bead's off, put It in a basin and open the book. The bloodil stop, and then you con fire away with. your questions. But before you give the order to carve me I want to say for the last time that I never Intended to do a thing to you. On the level, that's straight; snd I think you ought to drop this thing." ; - "Oh, you're too late with thai chin now," tbe king said. "I'd have to take your head off now, Just to hear it talk, If there wasn't any other reason. You dnn't suppose I'd ihIbs this thing, do Ml?" hpn his Jolilots gave the order, and ooaked Dugan with the ane, and 1 fell Into the basin. They nt ' up. and the kin? picked up 'i Ti e bleeding stopped, and 1 (m eye mid fve tbe I I e oilier eye "W$5, whatH you bavef , BeeLtcnla and onions, veal cutlet breaded, live? and bacon ' : '; "Hold on! Hold on! " the king said "Walt till I get the page." - The pages were stuck together, ar J the king moistened hb Angers with his tongue, and begin turning them over one by one; and there's where he took tbe trolley for the bad lands. . ' That book was fried la strychnine, or rough on rats or something, and every time his royal knocks put bis finger to bis mouth he got little. SeeT '", ; . .,, ,, ' :'..,.. "'. : The bead watched him With one of these oh-you'll-be-sorry grins, and when he got over to page 'steen there wasn't anything there. ; ' ' ,t , "Move on, a little; I must have missed the page." the bead said, !'! 4 Sothe king went on till be came to page S3, and then he went Into con vulsions and pitched out of the throne on hi nut ' At that Dugan's bead said: - v i-"Hahah1 baba! Now will you be fcoodf v get what happen to i these flubdubs of kings who think they can bump everybody off tha road whenever they feet like ,ltt J Xt put ..tha boss leprosy doctor out 9t business, all tight, bid man, but that's your last play, t guess, r Thin will do for you, I think." . ' ' "' 'x. Well, tbo king bad IS spasms;, tried to makr-the iflthr missed his reach and croaked. Then Dugan's head gave t)ie push a glue and went out of bust nttft, That was great, eh, Charllet- From "Jack Hardin's Arabian Nights," by 3. W. Scott. Copyright, 190 by Horbert B. Turner & Co., Publisher, Boston, a ftJO' AN ODD FISHl THIS. " r It Bests the Famous Fake of Frnh - tin Inatitut. . 'fi A fkh'bf the strahgest aspect rest on a shelft In the Franklin Institute, says the Pblladelphl? Record. It I J feet long and almost t feet wide, and quills like those on tbe porcupine pro trude from It. This is a fake fish on that certain South American natives prepared and duped a Philadelphia traveller with. ' Examining ino iaite nsn yrSTday, fcloudst took J ,old haftlt from bit joeketf'I bve berejh, said, "an todintf Of j leJKb that must bav been strahge(aD this fake one. l.ltv schoten, afutchman, canght the flsh In 1732 hfioa. I'll read you here his te "aiion of . tt.'V . The, sclenUst the) "It was ID btgnes as great as a tnld-e-slzod dog, with a snout like a bog. small , eyos, no ears, .put two notes where, his ears should bee; It bad fours feete lke an elephant, the tayle being somewhat npon the backe, broad and tnon BatXknd at tba vary end roomie and somewhat abfeptvItJ'anne along tne hnlle upon tie floore, and In ' place of the house, snorting like a , the whole bodio, heed, layle and i being covered with scales of a thu .e breadlli', border than Itod or Steele:; Wt bewed and laid upon them with weap ons, as If men should beat upo an anvill, and when we strook him he rouled blmselt In a heap so that he lay like a ronnde ball, we not being able to judge where bo closed blmselt to gether, neyUier could we with any In strument or strength of band open him agalne, but letting blm alone and not touching blm, he opened blmselt and rani away, as I sold before." . If - "OUAJNT AND CURIOUS. The first life Insurance company was started In London In 1698 and another In 1700. Neither was successful; , i' In Slant some of the women Intrust their children to the care of elephant nurses. The babies play about; the huge feet of tho elephants, .who are very careful never to hurt their little charges J" ; - It Is supposed that the snake,' bur rowing owl and prairie dog, beldg so frequently found in tbe same .burrow, live together by mutual agreement The snake and owl ar intruders, and can not be routed. - , 1 M. S . "".V'V:. The descendants of the aborigines of Australia art very fond of jewelry, but tbey do not pay mucn ror tu l uey use telegraph wire to make bracelets, earrings and rose-rings, and tear down the telegraph lines for tnat purpose.,, Death front sleeplessness Is the pun Ishment for murder in some parts of China. The culprit Is kspt awaks by beating the soles of bis feet snd this treatment continues nntll he dies. At the end of nine or ten days the vic tim breathes bis last" - According to the Atkinson Globe, Henry Roloff, aged twenty-four, who lives eleven miles northeast of Atchl son, Kan., has never been on a railroad train; has never seen a circua, nor a circus parade; has never been Inside a theatre; has never been more than twelve miles from home; has never tasted liquor except as a medicine, and has been on a street car only twice in his life. When Roloff comes to town be makes the trip In and back In the morning, getting bom tn time to get bis father's dinner. The older Roloff and his son have no women folks, and the young man noes tbe cooking, wash ing. Ironing and housework generally. Among certain African tribes hus bands are not permitted to look upon their wives. They live In huts apart and only during the night are they al lowed to visit their brides. Tbla cus tom, which prevail in the neighbor hood of Tlnilmetoo, is equalled in sing ularity by that In vogue at Futa, where wives never permit their husbands to see them unveiled until three years have elapsed sluco their marriage. In Sparta as Is well known, thn hus band was only able to seek the e le ty o his wife by stealth and under cover of ilixrknosB, aw twins to be the case among the Turkomans of tie present day, on whom, Sometimes for the bjibco of two yearn after marriage a similar taboo Is laid. When He Amounts to Something, A young nmn ht'Kria to aiiuuint to sttmet bins; by the time ho lrnrns taut he old men really l now a littlo, but yfjy that time ho Isn't y:...u s y iffte; 4 SERMON FOB StJNDAI AN ELOQUENT DISCOURSE ENTITLE 0 ffDUAL MINDEDNESS OF CHRIST." the ttev, C. ti Oreenwood Make a Dees Iinpreealoa With a UeaaMre " led by tha Klahtu Chapter of Uounuie j Mind of Fleah and Mlnrt of Spirit, WKSTFiri.n. V. .T. The Rev. C. 1. 6meri Wood, pastor ef the First baptist Church here, who recently came from Ateriden, Coon.i and is making a deep impression, (readied Sunday morning on "Tho Dual Alindedneaa of Man," The text Was chosen from Humans, viii'Si "For the mind Of the fleah ia death) but the mind of the apirit is life and peace." Mr. Greenwood enid: The eighth chapter of Hoinana is full of startling atatementa and convincing cli maxes. It at the great assurance chapter, beginning with "Ao condemnation" and endina with "No aciunition." It la a re liable tharniouieUr with .which to take one s spiritual temperature. It la a ap.en did excitant and tonic for spirituul heart failure. If taken in sufficient dunes at frc- ?iuent intervale, it will relieve that tired eelittg which cornea over wS many of na daring the snintner months, when the hear for the Sunday amice arrives. We espe cially recommend It as vad mecuta tor tba Christian on his annual outing. It is S wholesale message to proclaim in these days when so tuucu being said about tin atrophy of the spiritual nerve and the de cline of religious conviction. ' itonert iiouii Ktevenaon a areas atarr of Dr, .let ill k Ml Mr. llvil.'r i. after all. 1 oat an emuoraie woming out oi tne siauc ment made by Paul in the text. A strange book la this story of Stevenson's, and stranger still tbe two miads tlmt straggle lor the control oi the man. Air. ilenry Hyde represent the mind of tho fleali. He is a alniator, aellish, senauoua, mardei oua character, inure demon than hnoian. Dr Henry .Ickvll represents the mind of wm apirit, urn im a aenvrooa, gentlemanly. kind, considerate man. The two minds of . l : J . 1 , 1. one inoiviaual nars nothing tn common. A bitter hatred exist between them, and s Sere war that wages hotter and hotter to the end goes on in the battlefield of the soul. Gradually Dr. Jekyll becomes de spondent, sickens, and tbe inhuman Hyde, that "ineunent horror raced in flesh" prvTBii vrcr nim auu crusaes out niacin la the ''Redemption of -David Cori we have the earn contest between the cladiators the mind of tha flesh andfthe nunq oi ine spirit, witu tne result revei In tils hereon bf tha hero. fJoraon, f.v. Snd Jelyll find field fortvutfltcliaaaf this story the mind oi tliBjffWtnumpha ever the mind of the jmfTT. li.t k vunni t. not deciaiveJifrjLyi j, Ljfelv wounded, but set alainlvom the crimson field, with UnifiNffr aoilMt and tattenrfj ha rises, like ub from wreatUne -with the anoek to find Hyde mortally wounded and himself the chastened and changed victor. - Tha same truth has been illustrated in the scientific world by grafting the papa of s snider upon the puna of a fly. The result el tbe vivneetor's sail) is a monster within Whose violated organism straggle two ir reconcilable impulses. The on ia a ear age of the jungle with an abnormal appe tite for blood; the other ia an innocent creature with- a passion for tbe sunshine. To the ordinary mortal death ia repuls ive and life ia pleasmf We adopt the grim skull and cross boV-. the symbol of our loathing for the fi.mer, and show our love for the latter by filling tha nirhea of onr srt temple with Venu de Milos and Apollo Belvideres. Titer I nothing particularly fascinating about ' the dead stump of a tree or the vordureles sands oi a desert. No one but the grave robber or medical student is supposed to be in terested in corpse. A morgue ia the last place you would visit Unless compeltahby necessity. On th other hand there is nothing that will awaken greater interest than lite. To the Alpin traveler, the bine gentian ia a welcome sight, a it open it tatakt ia th realm of perpetual eoowa. weet ia the oaa is with ita ihady palm and solitary fountain to tbe caravan creep ing acres the hot wastes of sand. Beau tiful to the eye of the child is the butterfly aa it spreads ita wing of gauze and voy age through th empyrean blue. The flahermtn delight to watch th -speckled trout a he rushes for cover, or the gray ling as he leap from th twirling pool. On cannot watch the s .tiered deer bound through the forest glades and climb the rocky ateep; or follow the flight of th eagle aa be circle toward the sun. without feeling hi nerve tingle and the blood rush through the arteries. While reading "Tbe wvise oi tne uacnaioi. l necame aa in terested that I wanted to join in the ex citing chase of th great iperm whale a he charged through the water in his rapid flight. Life ia th thing that fascinatea ua. Stir, anap, speech are the things that catch th eye,. That is why the cry i for speedier auto and swifter Shamrocks. - But the common conception of life ia false, tlb vaat majority of people are laboring under a delusion. You stand where tne tide of humanity roll awift and strong you see men aecunmlatinj colossal fortune at a bound and living in daulina splendor j yon notice tbe sleek, fat and pleasure-loving epicureane at tna club houses: tha con rue amnrnua FitlatafTa at the social functions; tli Cieopatraa, the oaiomea ana society mieen whoa atuUied grace and wine flushed cheeks entrance but to destroy and, and you say "This i life life at high noon and high midnignt vt wie twenuvm ceoiury Christianity cornea to ns and says: "This 1 not life. This ia death." And a recent utterance of Dr. Hillia furnishe a aplen did ritual for th committal service of the modern preacher: "Here we commit hia body to th dust, his stomach to stalled ox, hia palate to spiced wines, dost tn dust, tongue to terrapin, while th spirit returns to the. animal and the beasts that fed with it." Because a thing k dressed in a tailor-mad euit and move about, it is not necessarily aliv. Thunder and moke ar not alway indication of life. Th meteor that come plunging down th ky with a roar and a trail of light is dead. Ih heavenly bodies use it for a footbau and toe it through apace. Because s man walk tbout on two legs, wink with two eyes, listen with two ears and wag hi tongue, he may int b aliv according tha Paul' theoloit. let me illustrate. Her I a man whoa occupation ia uch that the world derive no benelit from it. Rather, hi business exerts a baleful atid blighting influence upon hie fellows. The business smirches character, destroy body and Mill, and the outcome is s wreck coat upon th sanda of life's great ocean to bleach and rot. lie conducts- a physical, intellectual and moral daughter house for a monetary consideration. He knows that his business is damnabl in the sight -of God and demoralizing to society, lie is fattening swine or flooding the social or ganiam with lepers. There are no extenu ating circumatanoas ' " ere are no beneli ial eompenair' e result nf hi business sre e ril only. Yet he continue to curse men.- I say such a being, whatever his occupation or social standing, however great his.wcclth, ia dead -just sa dead in th sight of beaven as inongn nis ooay were rotting in the shrouds. He is dead to God, dead to all tnofhl oDIigatlons, dead to all tbe higher promptings and pleadings of tin soul that M within him. Ilia moral nature la atro phied. All bia tboughla, bia impulses, his acts are carnal. He lives to the flesh, and of the flesh reaps corruption. Kvery sheaf that he binds for time or eternity is bundle of corruption. The smiles and smirk of an. evil peraon are not si (ins of life, but' danger signals that warn us Sf 'Onst fulling into an ojien sepulchre. You-remember Valieau in Victor Hu;o'e "I -ea Miaerables." lie sleeps, and in his sleep he Im'IiuIiIs the death of sin. As he comes to t he house of revelrv. tup ftuwera. the tree and the very cky are all the color of allies. Valjcnn wun lcrs on tlirom-li Vacant rooms, courts ani v-iirdens. Jlv (lie f,mntjim. bv tne Tifiviiimu. evcrvwhera. vnik mi.nt men wlm luve no aowwi-r Ina "Hons. t-uiln Mly be Onus ad t lliiia.iiMitit of tlie HH'iiaS ton il CiUMitlH t iiiiuiit him, and t iK-w cry, "i'o you know li t yon huvu h " u ' '"1 for a ) in...?" Vnn a eiv. Vli-b ill au-ii n 1 fii-m hi am. I'd Y'.u not know toil ad 11 V'.u not Ifoow t- t-:i 1 pi'iiiit? 1 eoioi aiiout ua wink v li'ive no of ' n- -t m 1 i-hh nixl ie'l ar ( i i it tn , e hut to amo-ie I li.lHIl Imm a- (OOllt 111 l";roiia (i -vi il in ii I l, no II i r.f fie t tu .t c. tu !1 A ItrettO Itl Which crone Was wadinjt about aeekiug snailsi For a few moment the Cran viewed the swan in stupid won and then inquired, "Where do you eome fromt" "I came from heaven,' ref plied the swan. "Aod where ia heaveill ''Heaven." said the swan, "have yon neverf heard of heaven f"- And then the benatiful bird went on to describe tin- uratiileur oi the eternal city, tthe.told l streets of gold, of gates of wart and walls jif jasper and the river of life, "clear? n crystal. , Id eloquent language the awau aouglit ta portray the host wlio live in the heavenly world, but Without arousing the slightest Interest, Finally the crane asked. "Arw there n snails 4lierer' "Snailsi" ref pea ted the swan) "no! of course not.": TI,, " mxA tli. nmn. AS it rttntimicd Its search along, tba (limy margin oi the pool. 70U eon nave four ocbtid a snails." There are tiiouaauds of veople toi day who are meeting the appeal. of tli church of Jeaua Christ, if not with th snail's answer, at least with the snail attitude. "You can av your heaven. I want wail." And whyf Uecause they have yielded to the mind of the flesh and allowed th lust of th flea to atrophica the apiritual nature, "Be not deceived God is not mocked; for. whatsoever a man aoweth that ahall he also reaD. Hat he thai ewoth to hi fleah shall of the (leak r?au corruption." "rancy may ngure tn wica. ed a born aloft in chariots of tbe aun," lay tli Kcv.,W. h. Wtkiaeon, "but a ray of daylight seduce the pretcntiou thin to the monstrous fork of th police man' atretcher. th workhouse ambulance. th prison van, th hearse that bear men to the arav ere they have lived out half their day." On tb Other hand, "tha blind of th Spirit k life and peace,'' Christianity Come Id men telling then ot a oirine Saviosf i whom i Iii and Wbo earn that w mitrht hive it and nave it mora abundantly. Th Bibl tell ns of "th among men. Jehovah is apoken of aa "tho living Uod, ana th noty optrit as jus living gent. "By thy apirit God hath Krnlahed the heaven." I hou sendeet rth thy apirit; they are ercated.. In so 'ar aa teatimonv and obsen-aiion so life anrinaa from life. The oirit sf God ia manifest in ill Hia mutbode end work. Thit aam apirit,- who activity 4a exerted in ereation-and the sustaining of life, ia at... .m .J.:. Af . .U nS ltrtlinAaa nf IIIVi'HII BJ.illl VI Mll.ll, U. V L wisdom and graca. The Spirit or God renew in laoa oi tne earin.- turning winter into wring, calling lortk Jiff!, beautVjJjMjaueWtwd song. The some l"JrT transform th TruWOn". i" pint of God touahct our hearnUa. rest .tranaaction ia don. BehoM a new creature in Christ Jean. ' W paaa from aemtn onto lit, we ar anve unto una throngU Jesu Christ Our Lord, and th thike which ar all in all to th ensuou wosfding are of value to Ua only aa they are conoected with and4minlter to tb kior dom tot Jesus Christ, of which ws sra citizeu.' i-,'ut '.'. If van have naaaed from death onto life yon are not a piece ol moral tinkering and ethical cobbling. Regeneration is a live wire, It is at permanent miracle. Yon are hot only a new man, but a live man. Th dictionary defines a top as a "gyroscope." A gyroscope may b made to spin. But it 1 a dad thing, nevertheless. It won't go without a String a spring attached so il and maninulatcd by tb band of the spin ner. If you. liAV been regenerated yofl ar more tbaa a gytdacope. Yu will not "run clown" like a top. Y will not b subject to mood ind mode. Yon will run without having a apnng or string at tached to yon. Th love of the Chriet wilt "constrain vou" and "restrain von."T" In the workshop, in the (tore, behind the counter Ind In th office your 'associate wiu Know that you nsvs Deeu wita Jesus and received life. "The mind of th flesh" ha been buried, and a flower wire laid on hi casket. "Th mind of th apirit" five and apeak through th kindling eye. the quivering lip and the softened and sanctified heart. Th grazing grounds of tbe fleshly-minded ar tb lotu meadow of pleasure and ease. The grazing ground of th spiritually Blinded are the "green pasture" beside th (till waters, led snd ted and satisfied by the Shepherd of life. Tb difference between, the carnally minded and the spiritually minded ia the difference betweeu the stall fed ox com placently chewing hia cud and the creat or created in the image of God agonising to be worthy of wearing the white stone and bearing the new name. ' With life com sis th gift of peace. Tear b onto you," said the Saviour to the disciple. "By peace I kav with you; My peace I giv unto you; not aa the work giveth, give 1 unto you." What is it you are kinging for this morning! Home? You have that. Business? You have more than you can attend to. Al-i ready you are worried nearly to death over business. - To-morrow morninff'a mail will bring you a large bundle of letter. ' Eu C H2fA0,Ji!f0L" tfj'i.!!lll2?.': Pleasure? Aren't yon wrfriud with pleas ure! Aren't you at it every afternoon and i evening, by the seashore, in tli tnoun taina, at the club? One continuous round of pleasure. Society? Don't you go in for I it? Don't yon have your tons, your card . partiea, your game and chit chats? What you want ia peeoe peace of mind and I peace ot conscience. Ami yon will never ! get it nntil you get life th bf that throttles and bind and seta it heel npon this rrrfseroble carnal creator that whine i and (rets and burn with an fbnormal . thirst that nothing can satisfy? . And why , do you get peaoa when you get eternal ' life? Because you have anchored to do something withia tbe vale, nd wind snd ' wave and tempest shock cannot disturb to cairn ana constant neac ot tna on ma and heart that wait upon th Lord. You get peace because under th strenuous up lift of this new life you live a simple life nobly, which is the- grandee thin any of na can tie. Me who follows "tha mind ol th apirit" will -and th deswest satisfac tion, for he ha "in him a well of water springing Bp into ever lust iug life." an omer -mgnt ueorge rimrosr, ma minstrel, waa amiiaine an audience, nt tha Masonic Temple Roof Garden in Chicago. la response to an encore he eatue out and aang ' My Watermelon Queen." Whew ho came to the lib in th chorus, "She's sll the world to me," he on k down, turned and walked into the wings, to tb surprise of the audience. Just before he walked to th foollght he received a telegram aay- ina mat uis wue was ueau in tueir mime in Buffalo. And when he came to that lid which touched the deepest chord in hi soul, footlight and fuces, all save one, were forgotten. Lav yearned to clasp love. The supreme grace that waa born in heaven and which finds "it wavering image her," swayed the heart of 'he great comedian. The sorrow in the soul stifled the song on th lips. So it ia when the mind ot the spirit o'ermastcr th mind of the flesh. The stagey mannerism of so ciety, th baubles, the trinket, the Bac chanalian banquets, are forgotten, or they cease to allure. The soul turns awny from the hollow handclapping and the vi'ktar throng into tbe wings to live with Him who Il all th world to mc." 4 . r The Geological Sumy has lately prganlzed a new division to be known as the division of hydrology. N. H. parton will bo In charge of the opera tions conducted by this division ' In the West, the chief center of tho work pf this new arm of the survey's serv ice. Of late yenrs tbe selection and determination of localities suitable for the sinking of artesian wells and ' of determining frorn surface Indica tions whether o not water exists be low the surface, and, If so, at what depths, have bimw so va.it eg to ra- j quire the tlmo aril encnilin of nmre ' than one member of 1'ie survey, and fur tills rcitHuu tbo new dlvmlon will tiavo this phase of work as Ita Fpoi.lal 0! Jolt. ' Ohio hiving rn'-d ,!ie of 1- t v ! 1 a tiwie e rmi.iiii'idii i 1 ) i now r'x ot l i t i i I c LOVE OF MAN FOR SPEED NOT A MANIA DEVELOPED BY i; i THE AUTOMOBILE, r i ' t;. An Innate Quality In Human Beings Closely Allied to Desire of Wealth, Love and Power Philosophical ' View of the Question Takn by an ... EnoMh Writer.:'? "';.?-. v ' Since the automobile' has become common and Its speed has been de veloped In races on road and. track there has been considerable said about "speed mania," and by some it has been assepted that there la A species of madness engendered by fast trav eling that' constantly demands more speed and 'grows-with what it feeds upon. There Is another, more philo sophical view of tbe question taken In England. .According to tbe London Car:" . '.' ' - '!(' ! i ' "There are tn tha minds of most human being three great Incentives to energy. There Is the desire of wealth, the desire ot power and the desire of love, and every action can be traced to one or other ot these main springs. Nowadays some people talk Of another desire, the love of speed, as a new and modern-born ambition. But is not this Instinct, which is almost universal, in reality very old? v "Are not speed competitions on foot or borso racing as old u Uw world ItscUT i The very toddling child bates being passed by another infant The cabman, the Tjus driver. Jlke also to keep in front, and -evea the man la the street, that sometimes imaginary but always present individual, doea not like being passed. Why was tha horse orlglnaly trained for tbe service of mankind? - If tha pulling of weights at a slow speed bad been the only consideration the bullot Would bare served eoually well. 1 ,"Aad tbe higher ctvlliaaitlon Jhe greater tlp'dosire foi speed. Tbe workmauTfi th?rtTBci boasts about the train or trLlloy servlcTO-WsUown, not on tbe ground that it Is mora venient, but because it Is faster than some rival city possesses. The fastest Atlantic liners are tbe best Oiled wrU passengers, though tboy may be less comfortable than tbe slower boats, "Motor cars, therefore, are the out come of a perfectly natural desire to move faster on the road. and. tha In stinct of. speed is not a modern develop ment or new desire ss some writers seem to think, but one ot the strongest Inherited instincts in tbe human race. The man slow of foot or the man wbo rode tho slew horse In the primeval history of mankind was caught and killed. Nowadays the slow nations are dying out, and men die not singly, but In thousands crushed by competition. "Did any one ever yet habitually gd by a flower train because It was slower! ;--c v.;;;,;' (T,;t,;.v; :v;4 "The feeling of tbe JOth century Is Xet us get our work done well done today done quickly.! Th use of roads for speeds higher , than the horse can achieve Is only the modern echo of the Roman 'age ot good Toads and fast chariots. The swift galley of those days ploased ita owner, and the fast prancing pair of steeds delighted tbe young Roman, but neither of them pleased their owner : more tbaa the workman priding himself on bis bicy cle. , To bim bicycling la a vast Im provement over ' walking.' ' A '"motor car delights tbe quondam bicyclist, and In tbe higher degree tbla man is also enthused "Tbe strenuous man, whatever bia calling In life is always saying: ."Let me get on!" This feeling expresses the maybe unconscious effort of . all t to annihilate time and space. We cannot Marconi with our bodies; we must therefore be content to uso a motor ckr. The mysteries of thought transference have not yet been re vealed so the telegraph, the telephone must serve. 4 . "If communication with tbe. planets were possible, the etherlc- telepathic office would be crowded with would-be senders of messages: . for there Is no victory tbe human race more earnestly strives for than tbe conquering of time and space." The battle against delay Is ever being waged, and costs more victims tbaa the campaigns of rifle and sword. "There are then, again, the three great and original- desires, and the love ot speed Is really not a fourth de sire, but a part of the love of power- power over time and space an influ ence in politics! economics and human life generally, hardly less potent than any one of them, "There are some men- who love the rowel of tha spur In their backs. There are those wbo detest it. There are others who need it not and do the work of the world, for in tbe human race there are many strenuous men always combating delay, divinely pos sessed by tbe consuming, dominating, driving desire, of action, of getting to the front. The nation possessing such citizens will conquer be world, ,, Soldiers Ar W ill shod. In the German armv tbe soldier on the march wears high shoes or boots and never a stocking, but In Its place the "foot-rag of linen In. which tbe toot is wrapped. Great care Is taken to fit the fcot perfectly -with a com fortoble boot, and I am told by an offi cer of tbe German army that trouble with the feet Is almost" unknown among their soldiers. In our own army during the civil war there was much giving out ot the troops on ac count of the men' becoming footsore. Since then, attention has been given the foot and the shoes by tiie surgeon general and the quartormaster gnner al of the United Slates army. Now, man must have sound foot to enter the service, and then thoy are required to tnko good care of them. After an la- spertlon of the latent pattern of the marching shoo, one la cattily con vinced that Uie men of our army are the meat comfortably shod of any clH8 of American citizens. SiihIo Koot lthodes, lu Cood housekeeping. Cold Analysii you think that pi litli'S Is dete- r ulr," en - a rv.M-y o' ' i-it SOME CURI0U8 CLUBS. Freak Organization Bxlated in Lom ; 3i,' (ton In Otdsit Tbnea, -'t In tbe hist years of the 17th century there were to be found flourishing in London certain clubs which professed to bsve no other reason for existence than the gratification of whim and peculiarities on the part ef members, says the London Globe. A work pub lished in 1709 and entitled 'The Secret History of Clubs In London," sheds some curious sidelights on tbla eccen tric gregartousness. Coming first to the Vlrtuosos's club, we learn that thai Institution was established by cer tain members of the Royal Society with tbe object ot promoting useless. as well as useful experiments. "Some, by those hermetlcal bellows card an Aeoplle, would be trying with an empty bottle whether . nature would admit ot a vacuum. Others, like busie chandlers, would be handling their scales to discover the difference be twixt wine and water. A third tort ot phylosophers would be condensing the smoak ot tbelr tobacco Into oyl upon their pipes, and then assert the same. in spite f her nine lives, to be rank poison to. a caL", j, . i. t: ,:i .-, The Virtuosos drew together as mot ley a company' of men as ever filled dnbroom. On a full night there might have been seen sitting side by side tbe peer and tie tradesman, the . doctor and tbe mechanic, each one bent on some fatuous experiment ' FW years tie chib enjoyed is large patronage, but we are told that, latterly Its mem bership fell away, owing, it appears, to the affronts of the town and the general ridicule, levelled against its adherents..., . Another of these eccentric Institu tions was the order of tbe Golden Fleece. X This clue was composed of tradesmen, hn!-BKit-tPBBtfftT , "t concliisiopfthe day's work to drink themservea Into forKetfulness of any sbarV practloe of which they might hav been auiltr during the day, so In the words of the chronicler, they might sleep without repentenee, But, like the Virtuosos elub,' this Ilt nstrious society fell :upon ertl days. The first blow to 4f prestige une when Its leading member committee sulfide, and then mombers seem til have "fallen r Into tne f melancholy dura pa", to such aa extent that tbey neglected both their appearance and health, became the butt of tbe appren tices, and tnally migrated trow the Fleece tavern to the less appropriate ly named . Three Tun. 00 the otner side of the river.- A third crab' of somewhat - curlews character was the. Surly. That soma such society Is , In existence some where today .will , probably be : tne opinion ot most readers when' we say that the Surly club brought together carmen, lightermen and Billingsgate porters, for tbe practice of strong language for use during the perform ance of their professional duties. The more .contrary the, d Is position of member, happened to be, the, more was be respected. "'He that could put on a countenance like a boatswain ia bant weather and growl and snarl like a cursed mastiff over a Bullocks liver. was member fit for the thwarting so ciety, and tbe more Indirect answers or surly, impertinent returns he could make to a question, the more be vss respected for bis contradictory bttmbrTyou that your huBband is and cross-grained abilities.'" u.- Another club which -was baaed -en the whimsical idea, ot w bringing . to gether a company of men to whom na ture bad not been kind, was the Club of Ugly races.' The title ot this as sembly sufficiently indicates what waa the chief qualification. tor membership. Had photography bben In vogue at tho time Vipf thl worthy Institution'' existence, -,, group snapshot would have made a moRt interesting plctnrcl The Ugly . club's end was brought about In a curious manner'.'' k person of most repulsive appearance bad been put up tor membership, when tbe club blackballed him. This so Incensed the president,' having 'regard to 'tbo tin- doubted qualifications of the can.-i.iaie, that be resigned. But, alas! bis resig nation had the effect of so greatly In Jurlng the prestige of the club that shortly afterward it decided on disso lution. , .,!, , 1 ,-,, ( Use of Pistols on tho Stage, " For some' reason-or Another mana gers ot circuses and those theatres in London whose programs are prepared especially for the young, always ar- range for a pretty liberal discharge of gun powder In the course ef tbelr en tertainments... A clown with a fly on bis nose asks the ringmaster to get rid of the annoyance, and a pistol Is Bred mtj tbe fly. "Another "grotesque' tits down to rest himself on a chair, and it goes off with a reverberating bang. Worse tbaa this, the sensation al spectacle which now plays so large a part in these entertainments inevit ably ends with a perfect fusillade, ia which men and horses are supposed to perish In a good deal of unnecessary agony. All through the entertainment pistols are fired In some way or anoth er, sometimes unexpectedly and some times which is a far greater trial for tbe nerve after prolonged and ag gravating comic aiming. We are in clined to think this matter of the stage nlstol Is overdone.: By far the larger portion ot the audience cover their ears, bend down their nraas, or con tort their features in painful suspense, directly a pistol makes Its appearance on the stage or in the ring. They do not like It, and so far as we can Judge from tbe agitated faces of the cbll dren, they do not like It either. It may be a sad commentary on modern decadence that the present generation "cannot abldu" pltol firing In a the atre, but the fact remains. London Clobe. v. - ' ' V1 Such Undignified Cows. John Koch, a fatmor at W o.tevlllo, lias cows of a.-rc.luttlc tendencies. Lntit n'Kht tbey pu' hi'd open the barn door and cl'mb- d to the hayloft, Tln-ro one fell tbrour.h the ft'fir Into U-, f'-i frill-,.- ii tt'id t'io t r fi ll i ii hi , ,.! , ; wen the biMtnta. Tlio t-Hftor r-fvit.l-d until p-or-f- r. win iii, wim r- w 1 liv p-.....i ,.f R mi a tai !.;. ri,;"; n i i.ni. 1 Peter larageorgevttcb,' " " 1 - Hnlo mmA saMt ntn M Don your purple roots and rlott - Those are thing yos ought to do .: Kep a knlf Muck in yor koot And a rsxor up youraleevei . "Practice till you leara lo shoot) e ' To your home surroundings eleavei Always look for boaiu and things , .. f I mleroeath the royal seat, Wh o among earth's spleaUld kl w ft t assume your plaoe, 0 Fat . . fetor Xaragorgvltek, t r'-,. bailed to glory and renown, Bnrosr pointer for you wblh ' You should paste within your crowni Do not ran to Urea, May '- - 1 " Far away frosa plaoe where. i-'i t 'I tiinnMnl IliIbiuIiim ma 1 ' Stop such Ibluga as wliht la atrj ti f ii JlnU. a thousand miles or more . rm your subject, ome retreat,' ' . - .1 L I , I . U .. J sum wuen you nave uarreu tun uwi Kelgj and rule from there, King Pete, T i. , t - Chicago Beeord-Heaald. .- 1 t HUMOROUS. 'That fellow makes mighty good!. money. "Indeed 1" ."Yes, be work), , In. the talnL" Vf,-. . ,4, - Nell She's such an ,: old-fashioned. girl. Belle-r-In what wayT NeU-OhT she" to effeminate.' , :, ' ! i " Boy with the curly Hair Don't yon - know you can't say 'ain't got nuraiun Boy with the dirty face I know I kin. I say It ev'ry day o' my life.-";" i Georgle Pop, what is the meaning; at reciprocity t His Pop Buying yoorr kid a bass drum, when your next-door, neighbor, buys bis kid a bugle." ' Scribbler Phil Space takes Joke- wrltlng Very' seriously; aoesn't her Scrawler Yes, he has even acquired a-mother-in-law to study at close range. Tommy Was that your mother I saw with you j; yesterday t . Willie-! guess soj 't any rate, she's the one who,, carries tnai'Vav to the jam rloatrfnr rt.. v,-ii ril. The Bck-kepeT--hey i' Wli O Swlpgleby suffers dreadfully trom ,tmt omnia. The Boss That is probably why h oversleeps himself and Is n -. hour late every mornlns,,U, , ."My dear, , didn't , you . teli me you wanted everything Turkish for 'your" "itrrklsb cwnerT "Tes,1ndeed;"Weas I've bought you something."! "What ir . ttr- Turkish toweL", ,:fK., See here!" cried the dyspeptic pat- i ron, this coffee's cold." "Sure," re plied the waiter. ""This is a quick; lunch Joint - It de coffee .was hot you. wouldn't have time to drink IL" v .-v I took great paink with that pud- ding we 'had for dinner," remarked the' , ytrung wife. : ''And so did I, my deatV't ; rejoined the husband as he poured ,ou a double t.ose oi cholera mixture. '" Fuddy Kunnr that ;.' a " , carpenter ' should go to the barber's to have bin hair shingled. Duddy Not tunnies thai that the barber should send his boy 4o the carpenter tor shavings. I After all,!" remarked the man who- was given to moralizing, "experience, Is the greatest of all schools."- "That . may be," replied the grumbler;" "but very few of u Uv long t enough to greduato-'iu.-.iy-t-.if.t i,t-'iJM ;f "Yes.!? said the inanagiug'edltor "we want a good, snappy book reviewer." Wen. If you want sr. really sharp,' exacting critic, he's the man for you.'V VWhy do you think so?" Beeause he'g an unsfasstni author." .. , , DVrave Ma'lSgret'to telt ry viol? man and may not sarvlva, PdVr WUe Oh, doctor, this ia terrlblel Do think I had better send to the city tor samples or black dress goods V "He chssed the car tot it block and- ) , half, whistling as loud as he could nts the time,",,!' And, did' he;. catch ltr imo; you see, nis woimung aiirauieu the motorman, wh6 looked around and . discovered what he waa trying to do.? "What shade do you wish nowf said the medium, reaching behind the black f cabinet- "Can 1 really have any I call , forj" asked tbe woman wbo bad never f been to a eance before." "Most assur-! . redly." "Then if lt' all the turns to yutt ' ji'U Uk a patrof window shades." 4 Polly So you've met that handsome westerner? Dolly Yes. He took me to dinner at the Van Gilders last even ing. And, by the way, be was pleased to remark that I have aa appetite like a bird,. Polly Well, be' a good judge. He runs an oaO-lcb-farm, you know. 'Some Refnarituble ' brains. 1 Dr. Matlegka of Prague, in a memoir on tbe brain, states that the heaviest brain be has found Is that of a' young man of 22 years, and 1.80 meters In height, which weighed jl82Q grammes. , TI.e female brain does not seem to rise over 1500 grammes, and the lightest be '. . knows about (excluding the very aged) was 1020 grammes,, that of woman of, 23 years, ISO meters la height There is one ot 1000 grammes belong ing to a woman of 89 years, ., The av erage male brain weighs 1400 grammes and the female 1200 grammes, between 20 and S year. Of remarkable brains, that ot'Konstantlnoff,. .a StiKl garlan novelist, weighed 1595 gramm-ts and that oT Smetana, a Composer, only 1250 grammes;" The average' weight of the brain for different occupations be gives ss from 1410 to 1440 for work men, 1468 for business men, profes sional musicians and photographers, and 15004r medical men and pei-sohs whose calling supposes a university education. Persons connected with tba production and sale of' alcoholic li quors, have, as a rule", light brains.--London Globe. . ' ' r ' Acapulco end Manila. One of tie Onest 61 the world's har bors Is St Acapulcho, or'Aralpulc,oi Uie Paeinc coast of Mexico. Ouo i f these days we shall have need of it Is so deep and so well shell r-d t; 600 large vessela can rl.lo wish Close to the granite rodiH. 1! ro h n. city tliat we know Utile about, tlmt In l"t bl',1'8 It coiitrnU. d t,,o tiro trade between the ;- aosslons ill'' America a" ! i! dies. V nulla, nenrly en t: e - allot of lutltud city, ami 1 -:ii ' o tetl a t 'i n i-r i.' -t y n it ;cw York Ir"'