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Olmroe buck the dear old daya all the
boy i In lln
-Boy etnod ob the barnln' deck." an' "Bin-
fen on the Khlne I"
"Twas mlrtnlchl: la hit rnarded Sent"
w apoke it hlah and low,
Wlille Mary trotted out that lamb "wboaa
t fleece wae white aa enow I"
Gimme bark the dear aid dan that Mem'ry
loves to keep.
With "I'llot, 'lit a fearful night there
danger on the deep!"
The old-lime, awkward getures--the Jerk,
want ler a bow:
W'a ta'rt that "Curfew ahould not ring,"
but. Lord I it ringiB- now i
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Trus Tale of an
Dogs constantly are surprising their
best friends. The true tale of Bob ta
shining Illustration of this fact
Bob li an unarlstocratic but Intelli
gent animal, whose ancestry is several
parts ox terrier, the other being un
known. He Is sturdy, brave, quick
witted and efficient, well equipped in
every way to play a good part In the
canine struggle for the survival of
the fittest. Keen as a fox, and game
as a pebble that is Bob.'
Ho has, also, two contradictory char
acteristicsthe love of his home and
the lust for travel, and thereby hangs
this veridical tale, which Is, in the an
nals of dogdom, what the saga of Lief,
the son of Eric, is in the chronicles ot
human adventure. For without the
aid of chart or compass, without even
the sense of smell to guide him. Bob
has Journeyed through an unknown
land more than 100 miles back to a
spot he had not seen for five years.
From South Haven, Mich., to Austin,
111., by the overland route, is the feat
of the wonderful Bob.
Bob acknowledges as masters two
little boys William Henry, Jr.. aged
10 years, and Rudolph Henry, aged
12. Their father, William Henry, Sr.,
an employe in the filing room ot the
Circuit Court of Cook county. Is rec
ognised by Bob and his own owners
as the final court of appeal in all dis
putes -over rights of proprietorship.
Bob came Into this world some nine
or ten years ago, being born within
the confines of Austin before that sub
urb was annexed to the city. He
promptly was adopted by the Henry
family, then resident in Austin, and
Interested In the management of a
bakery at 201 North Park avenue.
Amid the fragrant exhalations of the
bakeshop, with the aromas of cream
puffs, coffee cake and fresh bread ed
ucating his nostrils to a delicate sense
of the good things in life. Bob passed
from the days of puphood to canine
molarity. Me iroiicKea wnn winy
Rudy on the lawns of the town
ss the street, and proved
fy fttB IUSSS"!
: wff ftf aJi
its which attempted to gnaw ara-
sques in the crosta of Mme. Henry a
lee. His warfare on the rodents
as so pitiless that Grocer Louis Nis
san, halt-way down the block, attempt
ed' to seduce him into a change ot
habitat with choice blta from the chop
' ping block, but Bob proved faithful
' to his old friends. Altogether, he
found Austin a very pleasant place In
" which to live.
Five years ago the bakery changed
i hands and the Henrys moved away.
William Henry, Sr., entered Into the
- employment of the county and located
In Chicago at 91 Hill street, but the
grandmother Immigrated to South
Haven, where she owned a small plot
of ground Just outside the limits of
the town. Bob was sentenced to live
' with hor, and was taken across the
lake In a steamer, enjoying the trip
' hugely, for he is a dog ot an extreme
ly nautical turn of mind.
-Then Willy and Rudy and William,
Sr., and the rest of the family came
over to risk him quite often. But af
ter all country life lacked the intoxi
cating, cosmopolitan charm of urban
AuBttn, and there was many a time
when he longed for the smell of cream
puffs and the squeal of a frightened
rat
And now the history of Bob's ad
venture begins. Sunday, July 16,
Henry, Sr., and his family ran ovei
- to South Haven for the usual week
end outing. Bob had been suffering
, from an unusually severe attack of
home-sickness the week before, and
the arrival of his lords and masters
was a welcome balm to his nostalgic
pangs. The time for parting came at last,
however, and Bob's heart was sad, in
deed.' Rudy was left behind, but
Willy and his father sailed away on
the Eastland that evening, leaving
their faithful friend behind them on
tha wharf. ; The newly married cou
plea were klBslng on the decks, hand-
- kerchiefs were fluttering over the bul
warks and the famous homeward
bound chorus, "Are you married T Are
you married f was violating the chas-
t tlty ot the summer twilight as the
excursion liner left the docks.
- Occasionally the classic retort of
the venerable quid "No, we're di
vorced!" floated across the waters,
and It admirably expressed the feel
ings of poor Bob, perched disconsolate
ly on the en'd ot the pier,
Willy and Pop leaned across the
railing to have one last look at tha
lonely dog, which broke into a long
"Ow-ow-ow-ow!" of grief at the sight
of them, and was only restrained from
- a suicidal attempt to follow In their
wake by a kind-hearted dockwalloper
. ' who clutched htm by the scruff ot the
neck at the crucial moment and with
a friendly kick snnt him scampering
toward home.
Three days after the dull routine of
filing briefs in the dingy archives of
the Circuit Court waa broken tor Hen
n pere by a letter from 12-year-old
Willy, visiting with grandma at South
Haven. It contained this pathetic
. line: . .
"Bob has runned away." :
Tes, the gypsy strain In Bob's mou
. grel blood had asserted Itsolf at last.
Without ceremony or leave-taking he
had wandered down the road and over
the hill out Into the great world. His
recent emotional disturbances had
proved to be, too much for him; his
first motive In running away merely
was a blind consciousness that the
times were out ot joint and that some
Gimme bark tba dear old daja tha. patfc-
jray through tha delle .
To the choolhuuee In the blossom; tba
aound of far-of bella
Tlnklla' 'croet the aieadowai the song at
the bird an' brook j
Tha old-time dluttouarj, an' tba blna-baek
pellla' book 1
Gone, like a dream forever I A-cltr's hid
the place . ,. ,
Where Hood the old log achoolhonae ; as
no familiar face .
la smiling there In welcome beneath a
mornln' aky
There ! a brMge acroat the river ; an' we'vs
eroeaea, an aam unw-uj i
Frank U Stanton, ta Atlanta Constitution.
Intelligent Dog.
thing must be done to put them right:
But as he settled down to long,
steady dog lope he began to think ot
the happy days of long ago Jn Austin.
He seemed to smell the cream puffs
again and to hear the rat gnawing
at the flour barrels in the cellar. Then
he knew that he waa going back to
the land of his nativity, and that noth
ing but sudden death would stop him.
Let the clever animal psychologists
who experiment on white mice at the
universities tell, if they can, what in
stinct guided him over this route,
which he never had traveled before.
It is sufficient tor the purposes of the
present narrative to say that he never
faltered or hesitated, but pushed stead
ily on, keeping the lake on hie right
paw and following the sun. And his
advantures were many.
Near Watervllet, Mich., he met a
farmer's wagon, and was given a lift
of many miles, which gave his aching
pads a grateful rest He supped at
Benton Harbor in the rear of a butch
er shop, defeating three other scaveng
ing dogs in fair fight, for hunger had
made him fierce aa a wolf.
Then he crossed over to 8t. Joseph,
enjoying a refreshing swim across the
St. Joe river. The next day was Wed
nesday, during which he ' passed
through the town of Stevensvllle,
where he almost caused a German
hausfrau to suffer sn attack of apo
plexy by leaving a trail of dirty paw
prints across the newly washed streets
which were drying on her lawn. Near
Bridgman he fraternised with a group
of tramps who were dining off a pur
loined pullet, scorched over a camp
fire, and at Sawyer, the village black
smith "sicked" a mastiff on him.
Having escaped the mastiff without
much honor, but with a whole skin.
Bob fared on to New Buffalo, where
he spent the night In the railroad sta
tion, through the kindness of the Irish
flagman.
Then Bob entered the domain of
the Hooslers. He almost was tempted
to dig a grave for himself and die
fi den In
e fifflfl to MlR-sand dunes, but
Michigan City proved an oaslaThthel
or sen. Mere ne was observed by the
faithful few at the station who watch
the trains come in, and one kindly
soul fed him a doughnut from the
railroad eating house.
Bob devoured it In stole resigna
tion, even as the man lost In the wil
derness will eat his own shoes. But
when one of the village cut-ups re
marked, "That there dawg will eat
ennything," and made him "speak" for
a discarded "chaw" of tobacco, Bob s
city-bred pride arose, and he shook
the sand of Michigan City out of his
fur. He made good time by keeping
close to the shore line limping along
the shingle and eating an occasional
dead fish. f
Although the Tolleston marshes con
fused him for a time, be soon found
his bearings and began to forge north
ward, toward the smoky hase on the
horizon, where he knew he would find
the cream pulls and the rata. The
dugout of the boy bandits and the
scene of Nledemeler's last stand, near
the powder mills of Aetna, had no
charms tor him; his strength began
to return with the sense that he was
nearlng the goal, and he' soon bolted
through Hammond and -across the
stste line Into Chisago. --
How Bob rode in a eaboose from
Pullman to Randolph street that is
a minor detail In this true tale of a
dog. He made a gallant finish at t
o'clock on Thursday afternoon, going
straight as a homing pigeon to 201
North Park avenue, Austin. There,
as of old, was the bakeshop, and there
his nostrlle were made glad with the
scent of newly baked bread and de
licious cream puffs.
Mrs. J. W. Boyle, now the proprie
tress of the bakery, was startled out
of a atudy of the advertisements In
the morning newspaper by a long and
Jubilant "Ow-ow-ow-ow!" '
, It was Bob, his nose in the air,
every rib visible, covered with dirt,
but cheerfully giving voice like ' a
hound in at the death. She charitably
opened the door for the tramp, Bob
darted in, and in another moment was
curled up In his favorite seat on the
window-sill, fast asleep., Shortly after
ward Mrs. J. J. Owens, who lives In
the tab. above,' came in to buy sup
plies for supper. , She took one glance
at thf sleeping dog, and then ex
claimed: "Why, where in the world
did you get Bobr
' Meanwhile Henry, Sr., whose mind
has been trained by a long study of
legal documents, bad been thinking
over Bob's disappearance. Last Sat
urday morning he remarked to Mrs.
Henry, "I'll bet that blamed dog has
gone back to Aultln," and, although
this acute remark was greeted with
wifely contempt, he went out to the
Old homestead that afternoon. Chi
cago Record-Herald.
Ftele His Oats.
A musical composition of the Span
ish dance order made the hit ot the
evening at an open air concert given
at Fresno last night by the tth. regi
ment band. It waa composed by a
waiter In a local chophouse. F. C.
Franzonl la bis name and between or
ders he haa succeeded In grinding out
a very creditable piece of music It
la entitled "Zena." Since hla success,
the waiter has adopted the title of Sig
ner Frazlnl and haa taken to wearing
a top hat He announces that he will
devote himself to a musical career.-'
San Francisco Call,
New Orcharde. .
Where such a thing Is feasible farm
era ahould plant nut-trees and thus
utilize the hillsides where nothing
else will grow for nut orchards.
Milking Up.
It la easy to milk a cow down in
two senses In one. A poor milker is
pretty sure to get her down in her
quantity of milk. Milking up again is
harder, but it la possible. I heard
lately of a cow that had got down in
two months, .from 24 to six pounds a
day, without any apparent cause, aa
far as she was herself concerned.
The master milker took her In hand,
handling and petting her; he filled ber
up on a mixed diet salted, and wash
ed down with Clear water. In a little
over two weeks she had gone tip again
to seventeen pounds.
This man believes in the Scandina
vian plan of treating the udder witli
a kind of massage after the milking Is
supposed to be over! , This is done
for three or four minutes when some
very rich milk Is produced. It seems
that there Is always some hiding away
in the cavities of the udder. ;
Instinct as well as experience mnkos
the calf go through with Its "hunch
ing," and no wonder the cow kicks the
calf in a not very motherly fashion, it
her udder happens to be tender. L. A.
Nash in Indiana Farmer.
1 Grooming Horses.
The process ot grooming requires
great practice and experience In or
der to remove all the deep-seated dirt
and loose scales, Cleaning the legs Is
also an Important point In grooming.
In dry weather simple brushing out
Is sufficient, followed by hand rubbing
In wet or wintry weather when then
la mud, washing of the legs Is general
ly resorted to. This practice, aa it li
commonly performed; should be coni
demned. It is not so much the actus
washing that should be objected t
aa the fact that the legs are almosj
invariably left damp. This Is a pro
llfic source of Inflammation sometime.
of a portion ot the akin,' as In cutanc
ous qulttor, erythema, etc. The mul
commonly gets the blame, but exper
ence shows it is not tne mud, but tlj
washing aggravated by bad weathv
which produces these evils. It
legs must be washed they shoult
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rubbed untl
oughljrjrfjr, but warm. After this tbv
shojrid be bandaged. Washing ' the
whole body ot the horse is a practice
that should be wholly condemned. The
practice of washing destroys the Bossy
appearance of a well groomed animal
besides removing the protective oily
material and subjecting the horse to
more danger from chill.
Study the Hay Crop.
Some fields are ready to cut before
others; and it is well to attend to
these first as it should be the aim to
get all of the crop possible when at
the most profitable stsge of growth.
The wild or water grasses, where
there are any, should be cut early and
so should any fields Infested with
weeds that should not be allowed to
ripen their seeds.
There Is likely to be a considerable
amount of the white daisy- this sea
son for some reason, and these should
be cut when in bloom when they , will
make a fair quality of hay, but It left
until ripe are nearly worthless, and so
of all weeds, with a proper rotatloa
and suitable cultivation there should
be fewer weeds in the mowing fields.
- To cut the grasses early, or aa nearly
as may be when In full bloom, ts gen
erally considered best by all farmers.
In some cases it may be necessary In
order to do this to commence a little
early, so that all of the crop posslbto
may be cured before it haa passed the
most profitable stage of growth. Were
it not tor having the best of machinery
for the work and smooth meadows
this could hardly be done, but with
these aids there is a great saving In
time and labor.
To get the hay at the right time and
In the best condition should be the ob
ject, then put the different grades by
themselves where they can be had as
wanted for use another winter. E. R.
T., In American Cultivator.
Holding Back Milk.
According to Professor Stewart, the
following is the explanation why cowa
sometimes hold up or keep back their
milk. The production of milk Is dun
!o a nervous action by which the gland
ular substance ot-the udder is broken
down Into milk whenever the cow is
influenced by sufficient excitement of
the ticht kind. 'It depends upon the
structure and function of the udder
Just as much as the sections ot other
glands do, which we know are wholly
subject to a aet ot nerves controlling
this distinct function. ' The udder is
not a mere vessel for holding milk that
is supposed to be secreted continually
and gathers In the udder, as one may
suppose e constant dripping of sny
fluid would fill any other receptacle.
On the contrary. It is a gland, made up
jf cellular substance, which grows by
separation (from the . blood) of the
matter required. When it haa attained
maturity, or when tha necessary ner
vous action occurs, it breaks down
Into a special product milk.
Several experiments have been made
with the udders of cows In mllklug
condition that have been slaughtered,
and an examination haa been record
ed of the udder of a cow accidentally
killed, on the railroad when . going
home to be milked, when she would
have given the usual ten quarts. The
microscope showed the minute globu
ules ot the tissue swollen and distend
ed, but the udder contained practical
ly no milk, except a very small quan
tity that drained from the divided tis
sue when cut serosa
We perceive that this function of the
cow is wholly nervous In Its action, as
indeed, every other function of the ani
ls, and If the dut aervous exclte-
sent, there Is no functional
action.
la wholly dde to. the right
Influenoi
in the nerves that tne mux
Is prod
and fldws from every ultl-
mate gl
through
to the tc
the cow
cited, nc
milker
cow leti
does bo
lile ot the . udder down
the ducts, small and great,
Then, if all goes well, and
In her natural, easily ex-
us condition, as soon as the
ins to touch the teats thn
own the milk that is, sh
xert herself to oppose the
action it
he nerves of the mammary
assacbusetta Ploughman.
(lands.
Growing Calves. '
rule, among all good dalry-
k the calves from the cows
w daya old at most. , It has
that the adder Is Injured
ow damaged by any other
ailing attention to thta fact
Jin Live Stock Journal says
ljury Is more or lest perma-
the calf Is allowed to suck
lerable length of time, that
of the young cow loses ra-
iold a large quantity ot milk
it had It and older cows,
accustomed to the steady
y drafts of the calf, fall off
their yield after the calf
sent to market. It Is truo
k fatten well on the cow, but
e fattened very nearly if not
11 on the pall. New milk Is
pensive a luxury tor a calf,
er the first week ot Its life,
t on a ration of sweet skim
loss of cream being made up
k of scalded linseed meal.
milk ts the principal thing.
icondary, and It is well to
ome of the excellence ot the
the good of the dam. A hett-
allowed to rear her own
fierally ruined as a dairy cow.
, never, becoming distended,
acity to carry the milk from
ng to another; and when the
last taken away, not only do
leak, but the distension of
causing discomfort, results
ease In the yield. .
other hand, had the dtsten-
rred when the whole system
the plastic condition in which
after calving, when the udder
lly swollen s and more or
Kul, it would have becoingyir.
h aaaptcdtottHjjljSwmBtances.
mi awllli1 illllillll i' IIiiiiiiIiiiii ot
ful, It would have becomo4)(if.
promptly removing the calf from the
cow is apparent, and it is, In tact, de
manded by every motive ot economy.
Many farmers who do not desire to
rear their calves sell them when a few
days old for a trifling sum, yet they
all hare the means at hand to make a
good profit out of the skim milk by
feeding It to the male calves and turn
ing thera out as veal. Excellent veal
can be made mainly out of skim milk,
and many calves reach the butcher
which have never been fed a quart of
whole milk, after the first day or
two of their lives. If properly looked
after these calves look quite as well as
those raised on new milk.
Butcher-Baron's Trouble.
A 50 necklace has just been the
cause of .considerable excttcjnent in a
theatre At Montmartre. It had been
stolen by a young butcher from a
woman who was hla customer, and
later it was recognized by the loser
on the neck ot a girl who set near
her at the performance. Accused of
wearing things that did not belong
to her, the girl stated before the com
missary of police that the aecklace
was a present from her friend, the
Baron de Montegalllna. The noble
man In question was at once sent for
and turned out to be the butcher,
whose thieving proclivities had got
the better of his honesty. The com
missary, after a rigorous cross-examination,
learned from the butcher's lips
that he had stolen the necklace and
assumed the title of Baron In order
to win the affection of a young lady
who otherwise would have had noth
ing to do with him. He is now In the
lockup awaiting bis trial. Parts cor
respondence in London Globe.
Land Was Out of Sight
"Tes," said one ot the traveling men
who were telling stories in front of
the hotel, "I waa once out of sight of
land on the Atlantic ocean twenty-one
daya.".. ..
"On the Pacific one . time" I didn't
see land for 29 days,'.' said another. A
little bald-headed man tilted his ohalr
against a post and knocked the ashes
from his cigar.
"I started across the Kaw river near
Lawrence in a skiff once when I waa
kid," be said, "and was out of tight
of land before I reached the other
aide." - . " '
"Aw, come off." camo from' one of
the crowd, "The Kaw river isn't more
than 300 yards wide anywhere along
near Lawrence." ,
"I didn't say It' was." aald the little
man, quietly. "The skiff - turned over
and I sank ' twice." Kansas City
Times. : . , ' ..' -
' Bathers Who 8 leap Floating.
"To fall asleep floating on the wavea
Is not an Impossibility," said an At
lantic City life-guard. "On the sun
warmed billows on an August after
noon I once floated off to sleep, and
when I awoke I was noarly half a
mile out, at sea. I know a Camden
man who often takes a floating nap
off Chelsea,
"A good many people can't float
even though they can swim. They
can't float because tbey keep the line
ot the body, from head to heels, stiff
and straight The line should be kept
curved a little It should resemble a
very broad V and all the muscles
should be loose, relaxed. It is easy
to float I have taught many children
of six or seven years to do It."
Philadelphia Bulletin.
1,000,000 fqrelgners came over to
this country last ear,
ment is
Getting it Into Bottles Is the Optra,
' tlon Requiring Quickneaa.
' There Is a soda water man In this
town who believes that if the cooling
but harmless drinks of modern days
had been knwn and brought to their
present state of tempting perfection
(0 or 100 yeara earlier the thirst for
intoxicating beverages would never
have got such a grip as It now en
joys on civilized mankind. Thla Is a
question for the historians and meta
physicians to thrash out, but It is a
view that la pretty hard on our grand
mothers, whose sassafras and other
aromatic home-brewed beers were, ac
cording to the testimony of our fath
ers, good enough to put the W. C. T.
U. out of business if anything could.
Theivj is, however, much in the con
tention that the "soft" drinks manu
factured today out of various charged
waters and fruit flavors are as near
perfection aa science can make them.
Scientists, Indeed, . are constantly
working at .the problem of making
them better, and the need of secrecy
In certain cases, to protect new pro
cesses not yet patented, does not In
terfere much with the progress of
the etudy.i'.s-...:,i..:;V...1,,; y.-:r V
The notion that soda water has any
sulphuric acid in it is entirely erron
eous, accordlrg to the authority quot
ed above. The carbonic acid gas with
which plain water is charged, Is, In
deed, made by treating marble dust, or
other ' substance containing . carbon,
with sulphuric acid, but after the gas
Is made it is neither marble dust nor
sulphuric acid, but something very
different, and before It is forced into
the water by pressure it ia passed
through an apparatus which thorough
ly cleanses It
The name soda water comes from
the fact that carbonic acid gas may be
generated by treating bl-carbonate of
soda with acid. It was often made in
that way in the early days in small
quantities and could be so made now,
a glassful at a time, but there is a
sediment In such water, resulting from
the chemical combination of sulphur
In the sulphuric acid and the soda in
the bl-carbonate of soda, which may or
may not be harmful to health. Ths
modern soda water, however, as made
by the factories, Is nothing but water
and gas. It is the "fruit" flavoring,
If made of chemicals, that Is likely to
be harmful. For manufacturing In
quantity the gas Is accumulated In a
gasometer, where It is stored.' For
putting soda water, sarsaparllla or
other carbonated waters In bottles the
flavoring syrup is put in first and then
the gas is conducted to the bottl from
the gasometer by a stout rubber hose.
TfrlaVjflPecessarlly a rapid operation
and ladoneTJTSBJhlnery. There are
stops and cocks TforHSUlJbaods and
feet of the operator, so thatTrtr4he
time the water and gas are In on top
of the syrup the cock Is at once forced
into the bottle's mouth and the fas
tening apparatus is applied, all In the
apace of a few seconds. There Is more
than one style of machine for this
work, but with one of an up-to-date
pattern an expert can fill from 200 to
250 dozen bottles a day.
For putting up seltzer and similar
waters in siphons a special machine
Is used. The siphon has to withstand
an Interior pressure of from 175 to 200
pounds to the square Inch, and In addi
tion to being thick and strong must
be as tight In the neck against leak
age as a steam valve which often sus
tains no greater pressure. There is
a good deal of risk to the operator in
bottling, siphon goods. The siphons
are made In Bohemia, because the
glass needs to be finely tempered, an
art that reaches Its highest perfection
in that country. Philadelphia Record,
QUAINT AND CURIOU8.
Three brothers were wedded to
three sisters at Durren, England, re
cently. . . , ; r
A correspondent of Nature says he
had his portrait painted by two well
known d calculated that in
each case about -.,000 strokes of the
brush were made. . 4
A lineman at Reno, Nev., came In
contact with a heavily-charged wire at
the top of a 60-foot electric light pole
and fell to tne ground. When he re
covered ' consciousness he wished
return to work at once, but waa per
suaded to call It a day.
Chinese newspapers, owing to the
cheap quality of paper used and to the
low price ot labor, both literary and
mechanical, are Issued at an extreme
ly small figure. The price ot the or
dinary Shanghai Journal la four cash,
or about one-flfth ot a cent.
The following notice was recently
conspicuously displayed in the engine
dlspatcner's office at the roundhouse
In a town within 50 miles of Albany;
"Trainmen on passenger traits must
not go through the coaches with over
alls on, without Drat taking them off."
A bird which can talk In two lan
guages and whose repertory consists
of IT phrases Is the latest addition
to the London zoological gardens. The
bird belangs to a species which flour
lshes In northern India. Three of its
phrases are in an Indian dialect and
the iJt In English. , The bird's name
Is Tommy, and It asks all visitors.
"Who are yout" -
Disconcerting. , .
I "Now, boys," said the schoolmaster,
during an examination In geography,
"what Is the axis of the earth?" ,
Johnny raised bis hand promptly.-
"Well, Johnny, how would you de
scribe Itt"
"The axis of the earth," aald Jokn
ny, proudly, "is an imaginary line
which passea from one pole to the oth
er and on which the earth revolves.'
"Very good," exclaimed the teacher.
"Now, could you hang clothes on that
line, Johnny T"
"Yes, sir," was the reply.
"Indeed?" said the examiner, disap
pointed; "and what sort of clothes?"
i "Imaginary clothes, sir." Harper's
Weekly. -
The bicycle boom 's so big in Eng
land that the factories can not. keep
pace with the demands.
' i
A BRILLIANT SUNDAY SERMON BY
DEAN a MARTYN HART.
iahjee'l Tllhlai-Tke Social Problem,
Denver, Col. Dean H. Martyn Hnrt,
of tbg St. John's Cathedral, recently
.preached a sermon on "Tithing the
Dlrlne Solution of the Social Prob
lem." The text was from Matthew
xxll:21: .- "Render, ; therefore, unto
Cnesnr the things which are Caesar's
and unto God the things which arc
Cod's." Deau Hart said:
. "It surely was no Just argument tbnt
because the bead of Caesar was upon
the coin It therefore belonged to lilm
and ought to be returned to the im
perial treasury, any . more than be
cause the effigy of the king Is struck
upon the English sovereign that there
fore nil sovereigns are his property.
"You will notice that the Lord bad
said. 'Show me the tribute money.' A
bystander offered the coin, which lay
In tba extended palm ot the Lord's
hand. The Jewt have ever been the
most precocious of money dealers.
Had the Romans permitted tbein to
pay their taxes In all manner of coins,
great would have been the loss to the
exchequer; therefore a coin was
struck, and there are still some of
f.em to be seen, in which alone it was
la- '-I to pay the tax. This coin had
to be purchased from the publican ot
the district who looked after hla own
Interests. The 'tribute mouey' went to
Rome, to the Imperial treasury.
"The man who bad. produced the
coin ' bad already acknowledged his
liability and had provided himself with
the means of liquidating It The coin
was only of use for the one purpose;
that one thing was the payment of the
tribute. The questioner had answered
himself. 'Fulfill your obligation, said
the Lord, 'and render unto Caesar the
things that be Caesar's, and do not
forget that the power ot Caesar is only
tb'e representative of the higher power
rr whom kings reign, and if you admit
the authority ot the servant by so
much more should you recognize the
authority of the Master; render, there
fore, unto Cod the things that are
God's. What, there, are 'the things
of God' which we are required to ren
der unto Htm?
' "If the context requires that tbe
parallel shall be continued, and it is in
a sum ot money that tbe answer must
be given, then the only reply ran be
that one-tenth ot every man's income
is 'a thing of God.' Now what evi
dence have we that tbis is so and what
la the purpose ot the law?
'"The ultimate appeal as to what Is
truth must be tbe opinion Of the race.
If the opinion of all men could be
taken as to the truth or falsity of any
proposition, that wonld be a final de
termination. When anybody is In
doubt of a legal or medical question,
the only solution of the doubt Is an ap
peal to men of tbe legal or medical
professions. 'Counsel's opinion' Is
taken, or the sufferer goes to a doctor.
If It were possible to extend this
natural Instinct ta the limits of hu-
nlty and anon any" question of
BTave rfBDorc tue opinion oi an men
could be fyH"'", fhon, tht frpre
slon would be as nearly truth as It Is
possible for us men to arrive at.
"The Llncolnlan canon la as sure a
rule as the most firmly established
axiom. 'You cannot fool all the peo
ple all the time.' There are, at least
doub'le the number of Bibles in the
world as there are all other books put
together. If the list of the libraries
In the world be taken out of an en
cyclopedia and the number ot their
volumes added. It will be found that
In all the libraries which possess over
100,000 volumes there are 60,000,000
books, and If .we allow that there are
aa many books In household libraries
as in these great public collections,
which is making a liberal estimate, we
may safely conclude that there are
not more than 100,000,000 secular
books In the world. But during the
last century the leading Bible societies
of Europe end America put out more
than 200,000,000 Bibles, in 860 differ
ent languages. The British end For
eign Bible Society turns out ot Its
presses seven Bibles, or parts of tbe
Bible, every minute, day and night.
It is, therefore, the opinion of the race
that thji Book is 'the most valuable
tiling, in the world,' n tbe Archbishop
of Canterbury describes it, as he band
ed a copy to the new-crowned king,
"The opinion of the race Is that the
Bible Is a book of truth; that it is
what it professes to be the revelation
of the heavenly Father to the children
of men. Now if this be tbe case. It
would be strange Indeed If thla com
munication from outside our life did
not Instruct us as to tbe great desider
ata ot every Individual, Let any one
ask himself what would make him
perfectly happy and content la, this
present state of existence.
"The reply would be: First, to have
conscience void ot offense; next, to
have no fear of death, but a looking
forward to a glory to be revealed;
and finally, to be removed from any
anxiety as to the necessities of living.
As we should expect, the answers to
these essential requirements of life
are given on the very first page of
human history.
"la the dramatic story of Cain and
Abel tbe three provisions for satisfy
ing these three fundamental wants
are plainly ststed, ! These two broth
ers came together on tbe same day, at
tbe same time, to the same place, for
the same purpose; there were two
altars and each brought material for
tacrine. ' '
"Tbe essential truth of sacrifice, de
spite the immense ingenuity which
hat been employed to explain It away,
remains stamped upon It. Millions of
Intelligent men have brought an Inno
cent victim to an altar erected to the
unseen but recognised God. Putting
their hands on the head of the victim,
taey confessed the sins which lay a
burden on their conscience; tbey thus
killed the sacrificial animal; they
burnt part of It and ate tbe rest ot it.
It weuld be an insult to the intelli
gence of itnanklnd to admit that all tbe
generations of men should, one after
another, perform sacrifice In praotleal
ly the same way, and mean nothing
by it. Tbe meaning of Its ritual is
written large upon its surface. No
sensible man could for a moment be
lieve that tbe wrongs he had done,
and which he regretted and would
undo It he could, and wat prepared to
make what atonement for ht .wat able,
Just think of It! Noma, whose out
put ot gold for the season of 1905 It
estimated at tlO.000,000, was practi
cally unknown a few yeaiw ago, the
Boston Transcript recalls, Its recent
history probably surpasses the mad
dest dream of the adventurers who
long ago froze and starved on its
then Inhospitable shores. It Btriket
ua that Jack London mhsed a rare
chat en he hurried away from
the romant'c Northweft to go to Lon,
!o:i to study firosnle socialism.- t
be could transfer t a dumb animal by
rutting bis bands on Its head and con
fessiug hla ains. That Innocent anl
mat represented some other Being,
who 'could bear the sins of the world.'
Tbe only nation of tbeologiana the
world hat ever produced kept dear tht
original revelation. They knew there
waa 'a Lamb of God tnac taketn away
the sin of the world. -
"That God requires of men a tenth
of their Income, as a tsx for the gen
eral purposes of the commonweal, and
issued thla law as one of the funda
mental rules for the guidance of hu
man society, is evident from the fact
of Its wide observance by ancient na
tions. One Instance must suffice. n
Plutarch's life of the Dictator Camll
lut, it Is recorded that after the taking
ot the Etruscan City of Veil, the
augurs reported from their Inspection
of tbe sacrifices, that the gods were
outraged. An inquiry was instituted
and it was ascertained that the sol
diers who bad been concerned in tbe
sacking of the city bad neglected to
dedicate the accustomed tenth to tbe
gods. The senate decreed that the
victorious legions should make restitu
tion and that a cup of gold of eight
talents weight should be sent as a
trespass offering to the Temple of
Apollo at Delphi.
"The Roman ladles brought, of their
own free will, such liberal gifts of
Jewels and gold that the Senate, to
honor them, decreed that funeral ora
tions might be- made at tbe obsequies
of women, which hitherto had only
been permitted over eminent public
men. This extraordinary episode
proves how rarely it happened that
tithes were not paid and bow grievous
was tbe tin of omitting their payment.
The further history of this incident
also proves that the payment of tlthea
was a world wide Institution and car
ried with it a sacredness which can
only be accounted for by admitting
that it was a primitive ana universally
recognized law of God.
"Three senators of high rank were
appointed to carry tbe lestored tithe.
with the trespass offering, to Delphos.
On its way the embassy was taken by
tbe Llparlaoa, who were then at war
with Rome. But when tbe governor
of the city understood that the rich
booty was tithe on Its way to Delphos,
he not only liberated the Romans, but
sent a squadron of his own fleet to
convoy them safely on tholr way.
"This dedication at a tenth, for the
common purposes of the community,
could only have been devised by a
mind which thoroughly understood the
whole problem of tbe needs of human
society. If it were honestly practiced
it would be found just enough to alle
viate all social pressure and It Is not
a little to be wondered at, that the
nubile eye should be blinded to such
an exceedingly simple and easily ex
ecuted law, which could readily be
enacted and as readily executed. Sup-
pose that every citizen comprehended
the effectiveness of the law of tithe
and voted that it should be constituted
a national Income tax, what would be
the result?
"Consider the absolute impossibility
of legislating against trusts or cora-
blnatnms of capital. Legislation
against tbe natural processes of trade
can never be a success. Tbe money
getting proclivity is an element in the
character ot men, which, like other
'acterlstlcs, varies in different peo
ple. T80e to whom it is largely de
veloped wMl accumulate monetlSf-'
ally. If ht)i'0m' 3Bi-the com
munity were evw tftriDutea among
Its individuals ltXuld, In the course
of a few years, go back again into the
hands of those who possessed tbe apti
tude of making money. The law ot
God would tax this capability for the
benefit of those who da not possess It
and for those who by various disabil
ities gravitate below the line of com
fortable living.
"The taxation of a tenth will be
found to be that exact fraction which
evervbodv can subscribe without dis
tress, and exactly that sum which will
maintain those who from various
causes are nnable to maintain them
selves. AH communities have about
tbe same proportionate composition,
and the example afforded by this city
of Denver will be applicable to any
other city mutatis mutandis.
This city is composed or about tnir-
ty thousand houses. It will be readily
conceded that for living purposes each
house must represent a yearly income
ot 11000. So that tbe minimum income
of this city Is $30,000,000. Tbe actual
Income Is probably twice that amount.
But see the effect or tifing tnis mini
mum $30,000,000. Tub tithe would be
$3,000,000. Now, by actual reckoning,
it is found that the Income of tbe 125
churches, that Is, ali moneys gathered
for all purposes from the people wor
sblDlne in them, amounts to less than
$300,000. Last year tbe Incomes of tbe
five largest denominations were: xne
Presbyterians, $56,000; tbe Episcopa
lians. $48,000: the Congregationallsts,
$34,000; tbe Baptists, $31,000, and the
Methodists, $21,000. bo tnai azou.uuu
will represent tbe religious Income ot
this community. The County Commis
sioners expended on relief $86,000.
The four hospitals did not spend in
charitable work $50,000. The other so
cieties which exist for eleemosynary
purposes, together with all the private
charity of tbe city, will have their ex
penditures well covered ny u,uw.
So that $500,000 represents the relig
ious and charitable cost to a city of
106.000 people, of maintaining ltt
churches, hospitals and charitable so
cieties. The public school system,
which is remarkably efficient cost
$486,000. Thus, for all sorts ot charit
able relief, all aorta or. reugioua enori
and for public education the city of
Denver spent $1,000,000. . ;
It tithing were in force thf tithe
commissioners would have, at the
least, $3,000,000 at their dispotal-that
means to say that the churches might
all be free, the hospitals wide open
and well equipped; public laundries
might -relieve tbe women of tbe work
ing elasses; their food might be cooked
at the public kitchens; every man too
old to work might be pensioned; the
streets might be gardens, where all
such pensionera might have easy labor,
and every reasonable cause for discon
tent might be removed. - . , ,
Let the people demand that an in
come tax of a tenth shall be a national
levy, The English pay income tax,
why should not Amerlcsns? The Mor
mons pay tithe, and they have no poor
and no discontent, to tar as the matter
of living is concerned. It Is the law of
God wonderful, simple and completely
effectlK, whereby all social disabilities
may bwremoved. . t
A SUGGESTION.
Mr. Sloman Now,- you're Jokln
again, aren't you?
Miss Walte Judge for yourself;
you should know me pretty well by
this time.
Mr. Sloman But you puxile me
sometimes. I don't know what to
make of you. '
MWs W.iltie No? By the way, did
you heal' about Jack Brown and May
Long? He made her his wife jreHer
day. fhlladelphi I-ener, - . ,
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FIERCE HORNED CATTLE.
THE PHILIPPINE TIMARAU HAS
NEVER BEEN TAMED.
Natlvas Afraid to Hunt It Although It
la the Smallest of ths Ox Family
Prof. Worcester's Hard Task In Get
ting a Shot at One Can't Be Drop
ped. Unpatriotic though it may sound,
the American bison was great only In
appearance. His shaggy frontlet, bis
wild eye and hla mighty coronet con- '
cealed as cowardly a ton of flesh as
ever stirred, saya the Washington
Star. - -. --- ::M::yi
But even it we have to admit that
the big Bos Amurlcanus of the United
States la not worthy of honor except
as i marvel of the animal world, the
Spanish-American war saved our face,
for when we acquired the Philippines
we acquired with them a buffalo that
Is the wickedest thing that ever moved
on four legs. The Philippine carabao
or water buffalo Is wicked enough
when wild, and even In a tamed state
is prone to attack human beings sud
denly. But the tlmarau, although much
smaller than the carabao, ts so mean
and savage that he wilt search out
carabao and kill them tor the mere
love of killing. ,
Nobody ever has tamed a tlmarau
Nobody In tbe Philippines wants to
try; indeed, few natives ot the Philip
pines ever want to see one. The fear
of the tiger and lion in India and
Africa Is as nothing compared with
the fear of the tlmarau In the Island
of Mindoro.
So deeply rooted Is the fear of the
furtive, belligerent, relentless little ox
that Profs. Worcester and Steere were
unable even to find out what kind of
beast It was when they visited the
Philippines In 1888 on an exploring
expedition.
Everybody warned them against the
creature, biit no two descriptions
agreed. Prof. Worcester says that
one man solemnly assirred them tbatr
It had only one horn, which grew -straight
rrom (he top of Its head. An
other declared that he had never seen :
any horns on It, but it certainly had
only ono eye, which was set right In
the middle of Its forehead. '
These tales spurred them on, and .
they visited Mindoro, only to search
In vain for several months until tbey
found a tribe called the Mangyans,
who knew it well. They said that It
waa like a small buffalo, with straight
horns running upward and backward
like those ot a goat. They expressed
great fear of it, and told him (t at
tacked and killed the big water buf
falo every time It got a chance, and
how It would charge a man when
ever It was approached. t
Finding out about tlmarau and find
ing tlmarau were two different things.
The creatures were, 'so marvellously
shy and cunnjngta&ti although the
party foJJewed trails day" alter" faf '
showed where whole herds had
congregated, they never even caught
a glimpse of the animal Itself.
At last, after more weeks of hunt
ing, a native tracker led them to a
hiding place of tlmarau; but he did
so only after he had forced an agree
ment that he be permitted to run as
soon as he had located the game tor
the hunters. He pointed into the
bushes, whispered "Tlmarau, senor!"
and raced madly away, his face gray
with fear. -; :.
Prof. Worcester worked bla way
carefully through the bushes, : but
could not see the buffalo for a long
time, so perfectly was the animal con
cealed. At last he saw his head and
fired, but just as he did so the bull
tossed his head and the shot, missed
him.
"As I fired a second tfcie," says
the professor, "there came crashes in '
the jungle on every side of me. - I
bad walked Into a whole herd of tlm
arau without knowing It. One ' old
bull stood his ground and I gave him '
a bullet In the shoulder. Furiously
he whirled around on me. As ! push- '
ed the sliding block of my rifle to
throw another cartridge Into the mag-,
azlne the mechanism jammed and left
me to face a wounded tlmarau with a
useless gun. Why that brute did not
charge has always been a mystery to
me. I never afterward knew one to
tall to do It under similar circum
stances. What he did do was to rush -madly
Into the brush after the herd."
Prof. Worcester found bis tracker
up a tree and had so hard a time coax
ing him to come down that they lost
the trail. : ,
Despite careful hunting and despite
the fact that uiey were In tlmarau
country, they got no other shot that
trip; and it was not until the next trip
that Prof. Worcestej got one ot these
buffaloes, and then only by firing half
on guess Into the bushes where he
could see one Indistinctly, It is rare
ly that these little buffaloes are found
In any except cover so dense that the
hunter must cut. his wss4hr6u'gh-lt
with Knue, loot uy-root. xnis ana
the fact that if he happena to got
within scent of a lurking buffalo tbe
animal will charge him as quick as
lightning and gore and trample him
to pieces combines to assure the lit
tle forest buffalo of Mindoro a long
season ot Immunity. v-y
The natives like the meat of tho
tlmarau, and aa other food often falls
them they are eager enough for it;
but they are far too much afraid of
these cattle to hunt them, even wh ,i
they are starving.
1 Attempts have been made to catrh
them alive, but the tlmarau usually
kills Itself by Its wild struggles ns
soon as trapped, and even If It does
not struggle to the death It refuse;,
to eat In captivity. The nattvea say
that even the youngest calves It
caught and put to suck with a tame
carabao will not only refuse to eat,
but will try desperately to kill t!i
foster mother.
Tbe tlmarau and its cousin, tin:
pretty little aaoa of Celebes, are tt. !
smallest of the ox family. The bi :
gelt, standing higher at the shoui.' .
than even our bison, is the gaur m
leladang.
Not Likely to Ee Sing'e.
Maiden Aunt I wouhlu't n any t
best man living.
Niece Well, anntto. I si'
must be married nlrw ,'.
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