THE FRANKLIN PRESS, vOUIMKXXL FRANKLIN. N. C. WEDNESDAY. AUGUST, 8.-1906. NUMBER 32. LITTLE I know he's harum-scarum like. An' makes a Ifeiip o' noise. No matter whether hern at home, Or out among th' boys. An yet, It little Tom wa'n't her 'Twould be almighty slow, Becui he thinks a pile o' me, An' that ! a heap, you know. 'Twould be to sort o' lunesome-flke Without him 'round th' place; I know I'd mlsa th' smiles that play About his rogutsn are; I'd mlsa th' questions he kin aak, That ofttlmrs puxsle ho. Besides, 1 love th' little chap, ; An' that's a heap, you know. He 'minds me of his mother, too, Her plcter, so folks say; He's growln' more to look like her, I see It ev'ry dux: What if he's kind o' bolst'rous llk I laugh an' let It go: He's such a cunn'n' little chap. An' that's a heap, you know. l U)e Tribulation of Tommy. ? Dy W. Aunt Sophronia Tuttle called to Tom Ed son as he was passing her front fate. "Thomas," the Fold in her shrill Voice, "a word with you." The young man paused and opened Ae gate. "As many you like. Aunt Soph Vonla." "Which means you consider me one of them that's known for their much peaktn'," said Aunt Sophronia with a little sniff. ; "Does it?" tald Tom Edson. "I wasn't aware of It." He looked at her with a smile on his rather handsome fare. Tom Edson," tald Aunt Sophron nla, "you are as big a tease as your father." "Ib that what you called mc in here to tell me?" "No, It isn't. But It's the truth." "Then what you first meant to tell me Isn't the truth?" "See here, Tom Edson, you are a very saucy young man and that's where you don't resemble your father." "Aunt Sophronia," said the young man, "why don't you relieve me of my Uxtety? Is the happy man lo be the grocer or the postmaster?" "Now you're treading on delicate ground," said Aunt Sophronia. "My matrimonial prospects are not to be lightly alluded to by presuming young men. I have something more serl- ols to discuss with you." "Is It as serious as that?" ' "Yes, It Ib. It's about my niece, Minnie Gale." "Minnie? Is Minnie the one with the snappy black eyes and the short Curls?" "Yes, that's the one. She's grown ome since you saw her." "So that's what you called me in to tell me? Minnie has grown some. Good for Minnie." "Tom Edson," said Aunt Sophronia In her deepest voice, "this Is no laugh ing matter. Minnie has run away." 'Ye8r--SBfcw nTjrhraruTiyTt worried. I had a letter from her this morning. It's real pitiful." And hasn't elie any idea where Minnie Is?" 'She's In the city somewhere. Her mother had two letters from her, both tying she was well and happy. .But they didn't give any address. And now, Tom Edson." Well, Aunt Sophronia?" I want you to go to the city and took for that girl." "You want me to go?" 4,Yes. I can trust you, and I'll pay all your expenses." But I'm a country boy, Aunt Soph ronia. I don't know anything about the city." You're a pretty sharp youngster, Tom Edson. I don't believe you'd need any. bell on you to keep you from getting lost. I feel awful sorry for later Phoebe. She Is Just grlevln' herself thin over this trouble." "But hasn't she any clew?" "Not much of any. Minnie has wanted to be an actress for a long time. Seems when she was away to school last year she took part In some plays, an' she says they said she did real well. Of course, her mother, a sister in the church,' couldn't hear to any euch arrangement. An' maybe that's just what made the girl run away." --. I guess some 'em will bear wwtch- tin' all right Yes, her mother thinks khe theatre is the place to look. Some lot them may have hired her." "And what am I do do?" "You'll know her when you see her?" "I think so. Same eyes and curls?" Te. Well, you must get a chance o tell her how unhappy her mother and tell her It's her duty to come home and that there won't be any buestlons asked. Tell her that." The woman s voice faltered a Ut ile.'-- TH tell her," said Tom Edson. rWhon do you want me to start?" "Right away, If you can." "That means this afternoon. "Good. Do you need any money?" "It's going to depend on how long stay, I'll write you when I want kny." "Very well, Tom. Folks may call jne ,I'iua7 wig i uvu i inruw my money round, out youu nnd I'm a uyiare dealer." "All right, Aunt Sophronia, I'll stop n on my way to the depot." Tom Edson felt sorry for the lone y woman. He waa glad to do some- hkig for her. Besides, he had been hlnklng of making a visit to the city. Ie could get away from the factory or g few dayi as well as not It a'sht be like looking for a needle in t haystack to And this wayward girl, nd thon again it might not. .He re nemftered being in thetlty several ears before and . tuddenly running gaimt Ezra Crane whom be hadn't een for a half dozen years and yet ere in the midst of this city of a half million people Ezra was one of the rst men he met. He hoped It would e the same way wits the girl Minnie, i When be stepped from the train ha iid bis eyes wide open, but no Minnie et his gaze. Nor did any one else 9 might bare recognized. No, the rongs on the sidewalks were made TOM. He'll climb up In my tan, an' whm . auiHiu 1110 ii.bu. X Kit to wonderln' what I'd do HU. lr little Tom wui aead. An' when his little dimpled han't Cruep soft-Ilka 'round me so, I like to have him keep 'em there It moans a heap, you know. The nelRhhora they complain 0' him. An' often 1 hev tried To bring myself to punish him Instill 0' )est "to chide, But when I'd see hla sober face, I couldn't strike a blow. Her face Is plctered there In hit, An' that't a heap, you know. He a'lnt' no bother, not a bit That Is, I mean to me. Becus In ev'ry act an' word. His mother's face I see. Folks say he'a Jeat a little scamp Well, that may all be so. But I I love th' little chap. An' that's enough, you know! E. A. Brlnlnstool In tiood laltrature. 1 1 R. ROSt. I up of strangers who were quite ob livious to his existence. He sought out the boarding house Judson Hunt had recommended to him, and engaged a room and put away his valise and started forth again. And almost the second step he took he met Arnold Bailey. He knew Ar nold at the nrtt glance, and Arnold knew him. "Arnold!" "Tom!" Their hands met in a firm grasp. "You old" Reuben," cried Arnold as he held Tom at a distance, "what are you doing here?" "You old swindler," tried Tom, "who are you doing here?" Then they shook hands again. "It's good to see you, Tom, cried Arnold; "how arc all the folks and the old town and the old maids?" "The old maids are nil asMng after you," laughed Tom. "Still living by your wits?" "Largely," Arnold responded. "When are you coming back to Grlnston, Arnold?" "Never, my boy. At least not until I come back in my private oar and have enough money to buy up the old Kenosha house and give the town a library or something else with my full name on it. But you haven't told me why you are here?" "Been thinking about coming up for a long time," Tom replied. "Can't stay but a day or two. That's as long as the factory wants to spare me. You are pretty well dressed, Arnold. Still in the show business?" "After a fashion," .Arnold replied. "Clothes are all paid for, too. I sup pose GrlnBton thinks I'm down in the gutter somewhere?" "Guess not, Arnold. We all know you've got wits enough to keep your head above water." "Light headed, eh?" "Of course there are a few Grln ston people who Btlll think, that You will come to noga,"end." was told that a good many times." "Yes, and that's why nobody waa surprised when you ran away with the circus." "Well, I didn't regret It, Tom. I'm doing pretty well for a good-for-nothing. I'm out of debt, 1 don't drink, i don't gamble, and I've got good pros pects and a tidy sum in the bank. You tell them that when you go back to Grlnston." "That's what I'll do, Arnold. You can count on that. I've always stood up for you." Arnold laughed. "Do you remember the light we had after the game with the Owego nine?" "Sure. They left their umpire at home the next time they came." "Wasn't he the robber? Say, and do you remember the day old Bagster treed us In his apple cr hard?" "YeB, yes." "Of course you do. What a mouth that dog of his had! And Tom, I don't suppose you recall -the afternoon you pushed me Into the mill pond?" "Yes, I do. And you chased me half a mile." "And didn't catch you. But I swore I'd get even with you and I mean to." "You ought to belong to the Mafia, Arnold. You'd run a delightful ven detta. What are you going to do to me?" "I haven't thought it out. The sight of youf surprised me so. But It will be something dark and terrible." "Well, don't hurry." "I'll hurry fast enough when I get the inspiration. But here, I've got an Important engagement." He pulled out his watch. "I've only three min utes in which to catch a man. Do you see that building across there? That's a postofflce sub-station. Meet me there at 7.30 this evening if you are not afraid. Coodby." And with a sudden hand clasp he was swallowed up In the throng of spectators and dis appeared o round the nearest corner. Tom Edpon entertained himself as best he could during the remainder of the afternoon and It .was all enter taining, this big town and at 7.30 he was waiting on the steps of the sub-station. Presently Arnold came swinging around the corner. "Hullo, country!" "Hullo, bunko!" "Waiting for somebody?" "Waiting for an expert confidence man." - "He's here. Come on. I'm going to take you to a good show." They walked along, chaffing In a lively manner, and presently found themselves In front of a brilliantly lighted playhouse. "Here we are," said Arnold, "will you walk Into my stage parlor?" said the city spider to the cottnttry fly.. "Sure I will," replied Tom. "But I want you to understand that if any thing happens to me my name and probable whereabouts are both in the hands of the police." "Oh, the police all belong to our lodge," laughed Arnold. "Come on," Tom noticed that Arnold had the free entree of the house and that be seemed to be known to the attaches f the place. - "It looks like another 4 capacity crowd," the latter replied- ' - "Good, tm way, Tom." He took the latter up a gorgeous stairway and presently they entered a balcony box. It was the bos nearest the stage on the right hand side of the house and it gave Tom a chance to survey tha beautiful auditorium a bis leisure. For a moment he felt al together too conspicuous to be com fortable, but after a little while this feeling wore away. There was noth ing about him to attract attention. Why should these finely dressed peo ple be Interested in him? Arnold made him take the seat in the front of the box and be himself sat just behjnd him. "Pretty scrumptious bouse, eh, Tom?" "Exquisite, Arnold. It's like a white and gold fairyland." Then the orchestra came In through the little doors under the stage, and the leader emerged last of all and took his high seat In the middle, an Impos ing personality in bis evening dress and with bis wildly tumbled hair. Tom loved music and this muale sounded very good, lie was so ab sorbed in It tha. be failed to bear the whispered sallies that Arnold made from time to time. And when the curtain arose on the brilliant new mu sical extravaganza, "The Opal and the Onion." It was a delightfully absurd concoc tion. The settings were exquisite, the music tuneful, the singing delightful and the dances wonderful bleedings of agility and color. There were some very clever people In the oast, and some of them great favorites with ths big audience. One in particular, a childish lisp and an Infectious laugh, was quite overwhelmed with applause. When the curtain dropped on the rollicking chorus of the first act Tom drew a long breath. "That's fine, Arnold," he said. "I'm under obligations to you." "Wait until you see the second act It's much better than the first." "I'm willing to wait any reasonable length of time," Tom laughingly an swered. "This sort of thing Just suits me." The second act opened up in a live ly manner and the fun waxed faster and warmer. Presently the pretty girl with the lisp came to the footlights and flanked by a score of Uiorus girls, began a song. As she started In on the first Use Tom felt Arnold draw bis chair us close behind him. "I'm sorry I Jilted Tommy, He took It eo to 'eart; I guess that I was too hasty He toid me I was tart. I fear that he may 'ave dronded Hisself he acted queer; Oh. why did I act so 'eartless Come back, my Tommy dear." These were the absurd words the pretty girl sang and the chorus took up the last four lines and repeated them and danced about it) i&s-JrvrjfTest sort of manner. And then the pretty girl suddenly looked up at the box in which Tom and Arnold sat and hy sterically shrieked: "Why, there's Tom now!" And she pointed an accusing finger directly at the astonished youth from Grlnston. "Why, Tommy, how could you! I thought you'd drowned yourself." For a moment Tom was too sur prised to stir. Then when he fully comprehended the fact that she meant him, he made a sudden movement with the Intention of drawing back his chair, but Arnold had closed up on him and held him firmly In the corner. "Gimme one of your old bright smiles, Tommy," the girl cried to him with her arms extended in a pleading farfh ton. and all the chorus girls looked up at him reproachfully. He felt his face burn like fire, his ears were blazing coals. He heard the great audience laughing down be low, he heard a low chuckle from the wicked youth behind him, and he wish ed himself in the wilds of Tartary. Then the pretty girl sang another verse and the chorus repeated the chorus and danced again, and the pret ty girl once more personally besought him to relent and "be his old self again," and the "audience roared and Tom's face burned and Arnold softly chuckled. They called the pretty girl back eight times and Tom went through the or deal at every encore. But presently he braced up and took the dose like a man, and actually when the pretty girl called him "Tommy dear" the seventh time he nodded and waved his hand to her Just a little, whereat the audience grew quite hysterical and insisted on a repetition. When the curtaip finally fell, and rose and fell again, Tom turned to Arnold. "How did you like my revenge?" The latter asked with a sudden grin. "It's a good song," Tom calmly re plied. "She usually sings It to me," Arnold explained. "But 1 thought the change would do you good. It's my song you know." "That's all right," said Tom. "I'll see you in reference to it a little later, there's something else more import ant I want to talk to you about. Do you know that pretty girl with the nice voice, the one who acted as oompaa Ion to the princess?" "Yes." "Isn't that Minnie Gale?" Arnold laughed. "It waa." "What do you mean." "I mean that she is my wife now, Mrs. Arnold Bailey, and this is to be her last season on the stage. And I am going to take you round and let you renew your acquaintance, and then we'll go to our rooms and have a little supper." "And yon are really mci7ledr" ; "Sure." ' Tom put out his hand with a quick smile, 'Then that's all right," he MlL Cloveland1 Plain Dealer. . A Sure Sign. - ' Teas Hare you seen May's fiance? Jess No, but I'm sure he's as home ly ma a mud fence. :. .. " ,-.... Tese Why, how do you know? Jess She's got Into the habit late ly of forever quoting: "Handsome Is as : handsome does." Philadelphia To Kill Cabbage Worms. Common salt sprinkled on cabbage leaves will kill off worms, and destroy their eggs as well. The salt application will have to bo renewed after every rain. This is a simple and effective remedy and It does not Injure the plants either. Bitter Turnips. The early summer turnip Is quite liable to be of poor quality and flavor. This vegetable thrives best In cool weather, either very early In spring or late in the fall; and it wants fairly good soli that is not deficient In phoa pbortc acid nor in organic matter. Grow the turnips quickly and free from worms, etc., and you will most likely have them brittle and free from bitterness. Recipe for Grafting Wax. One of the best grafting waxes Is made by melting together four parts (by weight) of resin, one part bees wax, one part tallow. When thor oughly melted, pour Into cold water; when cool enough, take out and work by molding and pulling until it be comes quite stiff. It Is necessary o have the hands well greased with tal low while handling this wax. From the Yearbook of the United Stales De partment of Agriculture. How Are the Teeth? Many fanners make the mistake of feeding stock food or other similar mixtures to horses when they seem to have difficulty in eating, when what the animal needs is to have his teeth cared for by a competent veterinary. A horse whose teeth are out of order, bolts much of his food because he can not masticate It, hence the food taken does little or no good and the animal loses both flesh and energy. If the horse Is trying to cat and Is not keep ing up Its vigor better look to Its teoth, for In nine cases out of ten here la where the trouble lies. Chicks Thrive When Crops are Clean. Whether the chicks are hatched in the Incubator or by the mother hen, cleanliness of coop and surrounding ground is absolutely essential in order Ltn rnj.o tlma. TJm aaaStu shnuldhn-tL inorougniy clean ncrore me emeus are placed in them at first, and during the period thoy are occupied they ought to be cleaned dally. ThlB can be done readily if there Is no hen about, and If thcro is, arrange a little run into which she can be turned while the coop Is being cleaned. Fine lime is a good thing to use, es pecially on the ground, and it can be raked in so that it will purify the soil for some considerable dopth. A little of it can be used In the coops, but the best way to use It is to clean the coop thoroughly, then mix a lot of dry sand or soli with the lime, about one-third lime, sprinkle a little Insect powder through tt, and spread It on the floor an Inch or more thick. All drinking vessels must be cleaned daily, and the water In them should be changed several times daily. Hew to Keep Your Lawns. Rake the dead leaves from the lawn as soon as you can get onto it without leaving a footmark In the damp soil. Do this carefully, to avoid tearing the sward, which is easily Injured at this season. Apply a good fertilizer. Use It liberally, in order to secure a rich, velvety sward. Tat Is something you cannot have unlesb you use good food, and plenty of it. I would advise a commercial fertil izer, as barnyard manure will bring in weeds, and they are the last things one cares Into introduce to hla lawn. There will be enough of these In spite of all your efforts to prevent them from coming to keep you busy In try ing to get rid of them. Dandelions should be cut oh below the crown with a thin-bladed knife of a pointed hoe. Simply clipping their tops will do no good whatever. Plantain, so far as my experience goes, cannot be erad icated from any lawn. It Is there to stay. But It can be kept down by close mowing. A lawn without weedB calls for the services of a gardener who can devote his entire time to It. Most of us cannot afford this expense, but we can have pretty lawns, even though there are somo weeds in them, If we keep the grass growing luxuriantly, and give them the regular attention they demand. In the way of mowing and raking. Eben E. Rex ford In Out ing. Working Horses. Feeding the horses and care of the horses, like people, are fond of a variety of feeds and the kind and char acter of feed that will be all right for one animal will be a losing game with another, Oats and timothy have from time immemorial In this country been Considered the ideal horse feed but because it Is so believed Is not posi tive evidence, that all others are by any means worthless, is It? It some of the corn-growing districts this cereal ii the horse feed almost to the exclusion of all others, and yet the horses perform a great deal from a great deal of hard work. There la a general prejudice against the feeding of clover hay on account of leaves, but we must remember that It Is not so much on account of the food elements In clover as the condition in which we too often find It, and other varieties Of Aay s well, which is more in the making and ripeness when cut Dusty, mouldy, musty hay is poor feed for horses, working or idle. A little good hay Is preferable to any amount of poor roughage. Horses are, as a rule, fed far too much ' hay every day. Farmer generally, absolutely waste more hay than their horses eat and digest We should never forget that It Is not so much what the horse gets away with at the feed box and nanger as what he digests and assimilate Indiana Farmer. Ewes Fail to Give Milk. "Why don't "my ewes give milk?" is often asked. This may be due to any one of three or four reasons. A ewe that has once had a touch of gar get is very likely to have her milk glands so Injured that the milk giving function Is destroyed. This Is often brought on at weaning If ewes sre not properly milked when the lambs have been removed. All ewes do not give large flows of milk. They are like dairy cows In this respect. Some are good, persistent mllknrs, while others are dry most of the time. The good milker snd mother is the one to stick to In sheep raising. They grow the good lambs, though they may be the ones to give trouble at weaning time. Ewes that fail to give milk Just be cause they are not capable should be disposed of. They have little value. Probably the greatest and most common reason why ewes do not milk is becauso they are .not fed enough, or the ration Is of a highly carbonaceous character, so that In flammation sets In and Interferes with the free working of the milk glands. The necessity of feeding stimulative rations, as oats and bran previous to lambing is evident. The ewes must be properly nourished In order that they may milk well. Young ewes thiit are giving birth to lambs for the first time are troubled more than old sheep. Nltrogcneoua rations and plenty of them will usu ally relieve one from tho Inconvenience of having ewes that cannot furnlsk milk for their lambs. The Farm Salesman. Farmersf who' have observed closely know that people who live In towns and cities'are prone to be more or less impressed by the appearance of the man wtttfervlewB them, no matter on wh' fleet. Let a cleanly man at a houso to sell farm, and the wares by his e with a fT""!?' tractively packed, and one h a ready way to good markets. If you don't believe this try It. As an example, on a broader scale, the writer sells potatoes to the stew ards of some of the largest hotels in a large city. These tubers arc selected for this special trade and a good price Is obtained for them. When the thought of this field first occurred to me, 'he question was how to get at tho men I wantod. I made several Rttempts dressed In my "second best" suit, going vo tho hotel and asking to ste the steward. 1 rarely saw him. I then put on the best clothes I had, had Bome neat cards printed, giving my business as a grower of .potatoes for hotel trade, nnd set out to ask for tho manager. In a small hand bag I carried a few specimens of potatoes wrapped singly in tissue paper. I had lees difficulty In seeing managers than formerly I had in getting at the stewards. I gen erally saw one or the other, and though I did not always make a cus tomer, I was treated with courtesy, which would not have been the case under other conditions. Indianapolis News. Farm Notes. A cheap hotbed Bash can be made by covering an old hotbed frame with cloth. To make the strawberry crop later, keep the milch on the rows until after the plants bloom. The bottom of the wood box should contain a drawer to hold kindlings, nnd should have a slanting top with a hinged Ud. As no cure has yet been found for the peach "yellows" It Is best to de stroy the trees as soon as the disease is discovered. Cherry trees, after the first few years and when the head is formed, need practlcaly no pruning. Simply cut out dead or crossed limbs. The advantages of raising pure bred hogs are. It is a handsomer ani mal, matures earlier, requires less feed, sells for more money and la a real "mortgage lifter." Let no one suppose that the process' of poultry raising la over when he has brought the chicks safely through babyhood. They need not a little of apecial care to bring them to quick layers of for the market It is a waste of time to attempt to cross pure bred fowls, for there are enough 'varieties to , 1)11 the require ments of any poultry fancier, and the time can be more profitably spent try ing to develop (pedal character. . ;: It li surprising how many people are not aware that loose, bolts on plows may be kept tight by. using an iron washer with a leather washer Just be neath it If there Is room on the bolt another Iron may be added, which will make the leather more siecure. ' . -'. i New Penal Colony, There is to be a new penal settle ment in the far Pacific. - It Is to be es tablished by France, and will replace that of Guiana. At first It was report ed that Tahiti had been chosen, but this was promptly contradicted. Com missioners have been sent to Nukav Hlva, Dr. Psul 0. Wooly, director of the serum laboratory of the bureau of science In the Philippines, has accepted the directorship of the . pathological laboratory Slam proposes to start. nea Htop 3 "V r v THE "WORSTED CHURCH" NEW HAMPSHIRE'S UNIQUE EDI FICE DECORATED BY WO MAri PA8TOR. the Rev. Mrs. Monmouth Found the Church Bare of All Ornament and Without an Organ Use She Made of Worttod and Paper Mecca for Sightseers. Probably the most unique church to be found anywhere In New Hampshire and probably in the New England states Is the little union house of wor ship In Eact Canterbury, some six miles from Canterbury Centre and 10 miles from the nearest railroad, writes the Canterbury correspondent of the Bo3ton Herald. The little church, which is known throughout lew Hampshire as the "Worsted" church has been the home of the Congrega tional and Methodist societies since 1839, the year in which the building was erected. Tho unique feature of this meeting house is its interior, which is deco rated wholly with worsted and paper, but considerably more worsted than paper, and it was on this account that the edlllce received its name, the "Worsted" church. While this place of worship is In a secluded part of the town, to which access Is gained only by walking or driving over 10 miles of country roads from the Canterbury sta tion of the Boston & Maine railroad, the church register shows that hun dreds of visitors are shown through the church every year and especially during the summer season by Frank Brown of East Canterbury, who Is cus todian of the little edifice. The resi dents of the town frequently visit the place, and are regular attendants at every 8unday service which Is held during the summer season, when It is possible to secure a clergyman to Mil the pulpit. To the natives and more especially to those who are members of the church, Methodists or Congre gatlonalists, the place is the pride of the town. The people of Canterbury swore by the decorator, who was also the preacher, and she was Mrs. Sarah Elizabeth Monmouth. To all Canterbury and the surround ing country Mrs. Monmouth was a re deemer. She was always sought in case of trouble and' her advice was final. When any of the good Christian people were 111 and feared they wore going to die they had to see Mrs. Mon mouth and a few comforting words from her had a better effect than much of the medicine prescribed by the vil lage doctor or by his wifo in his ab sence. The preacher held the esteem of every man, woman and child in the vlllago and she respected thm. Mrs. Monmouth, who was pastor of the church, died nearly 20 years ago, after administering to the spiritual ry for ,eath was ork in striving to do what was almost Impossible In the lit tle church, where she preached, lived, Blept, cooked and ate. While she had a comfortable little home In Canter bury Centre, slmc six miles away, she was too anxious to be near her people, and on that account she made her home as near to them as possible, and found that the church was the best place she could be found day or night. Her principal services were on the Sabbath, when she held one in the morning and another In the evening, with Sunday school at the noon hour. During the week, too, she had prayer services, and although many of her congregation lived miles away, they never found it inconvenient to attend and listen to her advice to men and women. Mrs. Monmouth was not an ordained preacher, nor did she have a license; but she toflt the place of the regular pastor one Sunday during bis ab sence and made such an impression upon the congregation that a commit tee of the churchmen waited upon her and asked her to fill the pulpit regu larly. She consented to do so, and In less than a month she was the regular preacher. When Mrs. Mon mouth assumed charge the Interior of the church was without decorations of any Irlnd. There was not a picture on the walls, and, In fact there was nothing but the pulpit and pews. The Sunday services consisted of a Her man by the pastor,, and occasionally the members would attempt to sing a psalm without the aid of an organ or piano. While the preacher was a good pastor, he had a small congregation nd saw no prospects for enlarging It When the new preacher assumed charge she purchased an organ and Installed It in the choir gallery, and In the choir loft she placed a little mot to, "Give thanks and sing," which she worked out In worsted In bracken burg. This was the first of a series of worsted needlework, and from that day for nearly 10 yean, or almost dur ing the entire time of her pastorate, he worked dally upon something or other of worsted which she used to decorate the Interior of the little meet- L Ing house. Several of the quotations which she worked out In worsted and framed In the same material before hanging on the walls were very appro priate, the members of the church ay, and among them were, "Get wis dom. God loveth a cheerful giver," which was hung over the poor-box; "Enter betimes the open door," which was in a conspicuous place In the ves tibule, and another, "Work while the lay lasts. The night cometh wherein Bone can work," hangs on the wall, where no one can fail to see It Over the pulpit is probably the most elab orate which she worked out In a frame. ' This reads: "Ye are come un to Mt. Zlon and to the city of the liv ing God, the heavenly Jerusalem and to an Innumerable company of angels, to the general assembly and church of the first born which are written In heaven and to God, the Judge oi all, and to the spirits of Just men made perfect, and -to Jesus, the meditator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling which speaketh better things than that of Abel." The decoration Include draperies, streamers of worsted and paper nw pended from the walls tad celling with festoons of the same material where the streamers meet Window shades, table covers and a thousand ail one i illi m if" other things about the interior of th little edlfioa are of wonted, and A ose who were vry intimate with' the preacher say that sne Used thousands of yards of the material to do the work, and what was more, she pur chased It out of her salary, expending every cent in that direction. The work throughout is artistic and the many colored shades of worsted are blended together with the -greatest accuracy. Tho best of material was used, and much of the work Is of such an excellent design that the pastor was acknowledged as an artist after she completed it. Worsted flowera, white caila lilies, roses, Mayflowers, and almost every flower in worsted adorn tho pulpit and a circular arch which extends over it. While these decorations have been In the church for more than a quarter of a century they are In almost the same condition today as they were when they were first put up. While the pastor was alive, she personally took care of the decorations and kept them clean, and her example was followed by the mem bers of the church after her death. During the whole time Mrs. Mon mouth was engaged in the decorating, and that was almost the whole time she was pastor, she made her home In the choir loft and she would give It up Sunday to the choir slngen. Al though she was recognized as a good preacher and a most attractive pastor; she was also considered very eccentric and the idea of decorating a church with worsted was one of her greatest eccentricities. As a preacher she fol lowed the style of Henry Ward Beech er and very frequently memorized his sermons and delivered them to her congrerntion. While her regular con gregation never numbered more than 50 she was always favored with a large audience of townspeople, and In tho summer by vacationists. The seating capacity, which is 200, was very fre quently taxed to Its utmost capacity. After her death the Union Society of Methodists and Congregntlonalists was unable to secure a pastor, and only during the summer months services are held. At all times during the year the church is open to the public, and If there is anything that Sexton Brown likes it is to show visitors through the old edifice. Another eccentricity the pastor pos sessed was her fad upon economy, and while she was worth thousands of dol lars, she boasted that she lived on 10 cents a day and had all she wanted to eat for that money. Sho was so anxious to have hor friends fi-t'i.w her example that she wrote a book upon the question and distributed them among her friends; but they took such little interest in that part of her preaching that thero Is not one of tho books to be found today in Canter bury. She died January 16, 1887, at the ago of C9. at the home of a relative in London. QUAINT AND CURIOU8. Bombay is the most crow in the world. In the Amazon there are known to exist at least L'000 species of fish. Two-thirds of tho hay and grain in Germany is still harvested by hand. Carpets were In use In Nineveh and Babylon, as shown in paintings, In B. C. 1700. A family not long ago gave a party in celebration of the 100th anniver sary of tho family clock. The Russian state scepter is of solid gold, is 3 feet long, and contains among Its ornaments 260 rubles and 15 emeralds. France holds the record for the amount of coin In circulation $40 a head. England has only half that amount, while Russia has but one dol lar a head. In Slam the number of rooms In a house, of windows or doors In a room, even of rungs on a ladder, must be always be odd. Even numbers are considered unlucky. One of the descendants of the Ridds of "Lorna Doone" fame, has Just died In Somersetshire, England, at the age of 90. Like bis ancestor, John, he was a man of great physical strength. The goose that laid the golden- egg waa recently outdone by a duck pur chased by Tom Jenkins, a mail car rier of Decker. When the fowl was prepared for the table a pearl which readily sold for $400, was found In Its gizard. Last year 2,000,000,000 small fishes of the herring family were packed awaj In sardine boxes at the Maine canneries. The value of the output was considerably over $2,000,000, more than twice as much as the im portation of French sardines in to the United States. Women In China have the privilege of fighting In the wan. In the rebel lion of 1850 the women did as much fighting as the men. At Nankin, in 1153, 600,000 women from various parti of the country were formed in to brigades of 13,000 each, under fe male officers. Of these soldiers 10, 000 were picked women, drilled and garrisoned In the city. Silk stockings originally came from Spain, and it is said that Henry VIII considered a pair of silk Spanish 'stockings a great luxury and wore them on state occasions. In 1S70 Queen Elizabeth was presented with a pair of silk tockings by her tire woman, and afterward never wore any other kind. The stocking-frame was Invented by William Lee In the reign J of yueen jsiizanetn, aooui it8. Delegate Rodney of New Mexico tells of the amazement of a ranchman when he first saw a Unotjpe machine at work. After staring, at It. for a while the ranchman said: "Great Scott! Ain't that the most Intelligent machine yon ever saw? - Why, It's plumb human." Finally, overcome by his admiration, he took off his, hat made a t w bow to the complicated mechanism and said: "I surely would admire, Mr. Machine, If you all would some out and take a drink with me." MULING PASSION. The father of tha family was reading Henry UeorKe, While Henry James engrossed mama's attention; Swoct Bister Ann rend Bertha Clay, Ths Duchess, Laura Jean, And other scribes too numerous t mention. The junior cherub of tire house aat o'er ttie pnper bent. And as he read some exclamations ut tered. Said pa, "My son. what masterpiece are you penintng there?" And the south held up tho sporting PRKO and muttered, "Youtm Torhett Is prnctleallv out Of tha runnlnK on account of Ills domo-shaped bread-basket. O'llootlKim wlna the game by roplni In n dulav-cuiter Mini doubling nt second. Mud Dm k looks like the can dy at 1 to 3." The family looked astonishment and held their breath In awe; They thought perhaps their son was reeling 111. Mamma paid be waa crazy, and antiquat ed paw Was for calling In the doctor with a pill; And 8bter Ann In wonderment lay down "The Karl's Revenue-' To heiir wimt further Jimmy would ex pose. But, rnnt In ecstasy, the youth kept con nliiK o'er the page And bunding ou these ex-post-facto woes: "Dooley lost the Rnme l,v making ft Bvenjrull pass before Jones h lumps and cut three nicks In the weather. Jimmy Brltt denb-a Indlicnnntlv that It was a case of pcdcB frltrtdl with him at Colma. He yer,t In to win. but mi unlooked for WHllop tn the liver made Mm cough up the spoiiKe. Truesdnle let four wide ones no ny nu wslkeil. fllMnR the cornerj mil unrreii, at the bat. hiKt-ffchance to Kft a stranKdc-hoToT-Ti glory but he didn't." "It doesn't sound like James's later work, I'm sure." said mn. "Nor the .single Tax." sold father, "I'll be durned:" Then Jimmy took the illustrated pink sheet in his band. And snbl In words that Ella Wheeler burned. "You people keep yer classl h . t;' yer po etry an' Bucb: That kind o' dope I don't find In my line. I don't go long on Waldo Emerson nor Hbake But the anortln' editor's the man for mine: "finrdner possesses what most nghters luck -a gimp punch. The nlfty-llttle light weight certainly owns a whippy crack. m dope Klip Flap, bv Handspring Alva retta. looks like n winner for true. The first round whs tnme. and there was nothing doing in the t:illy-fhop. but Hraillev prim) open the second spasm with a swat torlghl." Judge. Dignity of style is a device for mak ing thomas-putrcfnctlon out of tommy-rot. I'uclt. With the erring bank ttller double entry compounds the double life. New York World. "How did you and your wife first meet?" "We didn't meet," replied the geek little man; "She overtop JncTT Him4rirymtt9tefii so much affection on those dumb brutes? Edna Kor want of something better. Judge. "I say, kid, wake mo when I'm thirsty." "When will you be thirsty, stupid?" "When you wako me!" Sporting Times. "Things have come to a pretty pass," remarked tho guide, as he led Alger :on and Percy into the Yosemite valley. Lampoon. "Miss Syllye, what do you think or this autombile scorching us sport?" "I think It Is Just perfectly killing." Baltimore American. "I notice you never wear a watch with your evening clothes." "No; I never have both out at the same tlmo." Cornell Widow. "I want to Introduce you to a young lady a very nice girl and she's worth her weight In gold." "Stout girl, I hope." New York Mall. "Did you have a Jolly time?" "Jol ly? Say, my wife took tho prize for the biggest fish and I got the prize for the biggest yarn." Cincinnati Trib une. " "How dare you laugh at our Inves tigation?" Bald the irate statesman. "Thought it was the proper thing to do," answered the financier. "Was told It would be a farce." Washington Star. "Rimer takes himself very serious ly, doesn't he?" "Yes, indeed." "Most of his poetry is pathetic, isn't It?" "That's what he calls It, but the edi tors say It's pitiful." Boston Adver- User. Many a man who gets In on the ground floor of a new business. scheme flntta Irrlho courB of a few mon tlis that he has been dropped with a dull thud Into the sub-basement , Somerville Journal. Across the Garden Fence "No, Mr. Wilkes, I ain't goln' to- keep fowls no more. Don't pay. Why, countln' the maize I give 'em this winter, the eggs well, I don't git any, but if I did 'A , . . n V , 1 1 ' iuc u wob uro bii a uuwu oauai t Punch. Parson Bagster (solemnly) Doe you, Claud Klnsabby, take this yuh lady, Miss Gladys Foots, to be yo' lawful wedded wife-, , for bettah and for wuta The Groom (uneasily and hazily) Uncou'se I does, if I has to, ah: but an't dar some way of takln' her klndah on an av'rage?" Puck. Teas It's really true, then, that Martha Strongmlnd is to be married ' to Mr. Tlmrnld? . Jess Not exaeMv Martha says he Is to be married to her. Tess Oh, yes, of course; she has asked you to be her .bridesmaid, hasn't she? Jess No; ska asked me to be her "best woman. ''Chicago Tribune. ::,;::::r . ,v. , Deacon Hardesty IJh sorry to hear that you are dissatisfied rwith - your u. ..ha, . U, la Aflat A.i.'l Brother McOlnnls (of ngTe- gatlon) Oh, yes, and he's a preacher, but he doesn't draw well. We have a chance now to get a, man who has Just been tried for heresy.-" Chicago Tribune. . . . Sure) "Do you think it's easier to preach than to practiced , "That depends on what - you are practicing. . If It's something agree able that you ought not to be doing, It's a good deal easier than preach ing." Detroit Free Press gooT