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ESTABLISHED
IN 1885
DEDICATED TO MACON
County and the Welfare
of its Good People
j Oldest North Carolina Newspaper
I West of Ashevill
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VOL. XLVI, No. 41
FRANKLIN, N. C, THURSDAY. OCT. 8. lif.il
$1.50 PER YEAR
1
WILL OBSERVE
ARMISTICE DAY
Red Cross Plans To Hold
Program at High
High School
PLAN ROLL CALL
Generous Contributions Of
Clothing, Food
Reported
Plans for an Armistice Day pro
gram in keeping with the charac
ter of the great world event were
outlined at the regular monthly
meeting of the Macon county Red
Cross chapter last Saturday after
noon. This program, which will be giv
en in the high school on the morn
ing of November 11, will mark the
beginning of the annual Red Cross
roll call, the chairman, Miss Eliza
beth Kelly, announced. Teachers
and district chair
man throughout
the county have
been asked to as
sist, as well as all
pastors and con
gregations of the
various churches,
all pastors having
been requested, as
is usual, to preach appropriate ser
monsc on the Sunday preceding
Armistice Day. '
The chairman announced that a
large meeting was desired to com
plete county wide organization on
October 24, this being the day for
the county teachers' meeting. All
teachers have been asked to bring
with the 'ie Red Cross chairmen
of their respective di.Miicls. M.
I). Hillings, county superintendent
of' education, is assisting all plans
of the chapter for a successful
roll call this year. At this meet
ing, which , will take place at . 2
o'clock, tl- chairman of the roll
call will be announced.
Cenerons contributions of feed,
ineludiiKC corn fur meal bv the 4-11
boys canned goods and dried fruits.
for the winter's need were report
ed, also gifts of clothing and ar
ticles for the loan closet. Gifts
of dried apples prepared by the
F.pworth League and Ladies' Mis
sionary society of Union' Metho
dist church prompted the sugges
tion that other church groups make
similar gifts a part of their pro
gram of work. The Nantahala
Creamery will grind all meal free
of charge, it was anni-tinced.
1 he following members of the
county committee attended the
meeting Saturday :
Miss Kelly, Mrs. Carl Slagk
Mrs. John Byrne, Mrs. T. V. C.
'Johnson, R. IV Sisk, Franklin;
Mrs. Miza Crawford, Cartooge
chaye; Joe Beyers Masonl "Nanta
hala; Mrs., l'earl Hunter, Lower
Cartoogechaye ; "Mrs.' Mamie Slac.le
Pat ton, Franklin township; Mr.
Mann, Burningtown.
FRANKLIN BANK
AGAIN TO RECEIVE
COUNTY DEPOSITS
Jhc r.ank ot prankliir has bi'tn
redesignated the official depository
for Macon county funds. Since
the local bank closed its doors
last fall -the- county has ' been
handling, its finances through a
Waynesville bank. Now it will no
longer be necessary for the county
In send its deposits outside the
county. The Bank of Franklin
which reopened in the spring has
given a bond of $10,000 for school
funds' and $5,000' for deposits from
the county's ircneral fund. 1 hesc
bonds- are held by the Wachovia
Bank and Trust 'company .of Ashe
ville. -j-jf-a
f. vnJC. A. OOV aIUA
Sj PAUT SlG-M VI IT HOOT
V I
r i--iL.-?-!;iir.tHM, if. tff-m
iwidi i iMMi i-" irmr
Russellisni Put
As Coweta Baptists Make
Fire of Heretical Books
Just as Savonarolla cast Satan
out of wicked Florence in the days
f the rennaisance, burning the an
athemas and vanities in the public
square,' so have the good people of
Coweta Baptist church, near Frank
lin, driven the devil from their
midst by making a bonfire of he
retical books . distributed among
them.
The heretical literature, it was
stated in a communication to The
Franklin Press, was distributed by
Russellite missionaircs, who were
branded by deacons of the church
as "the devil's agents."
Successful Meeting Held
The bonfire was .held September
14 and after that, according to the
communication to 1 he Press, a
very successful meeting was held
at the Coweta church with the Rev.
M. N. Long, of IJarington, Wash.,
doing the preaching. The meeting
is described in the following letter
from the Sunday school superin
tendent and deacons of the church
to the Rev. C. L. Allen, of Wayn
esville, a copy of which was sub
mitted to The Franklin I'icss for
publication:
Ru3spllism Routed
'On the first Sunday night, Sept.
1931, the pastor began a meet
ing at the above church. After a
few services of. the gospel of
Christ being preached, we found
Asheville Presbytery To
Meet at Highlands Tuesday
BRYSONS HOLD
CLAMEUNIQN
Over 100 Present, Includ
ing Some from Macon
County
One of the oldest and most
prominent pioneer families of Jack
son county and Western North
Carolina the Brysons held their
annual reunion" at Beta, Jackson
county, last Saturday with more
than one hundred relatives' and
friends present, including .several'
from .Macon county" '
the descendants, of this family
are nuiiiDereu Dy tne Hundreds,
many of whom have been active
in public life, several, prominent
ministers, some very capable law
yers, judges, doctors, etc., and
some very prominent in other walks
of life.
William Bryson came to America
from Ireland over a hundred "years
t;o and settled in Pennsylvania.
He married a Miss -Holmes and to
this union were born six sons, all
of whom fought in the Revolution
ary war. Daniel Bryson, one of
the
cree
six boys, settled on Scott's
k in Jack-son county and was
grandfather of the present Pan"
Thlid Bryson, of Sylva.
the
and
Addresses were made by the Rev.
George' Clemmer and the' Rev. W.
C. Reed, of Sylva.
A bounteous dinner was served
on the lawn.
The Macon county . relatives at
tending this reunion were; Mr.
Sam Ramsey and Miss Lola .Ram
sey, of Tellico, Mr. T. C. Brvson,
of" West's Mill, Mrs. Tom C. "Bry
son and daughter, Mildred, of Cul
lasaja, Mr. Sam Bryson, of Culla
saja, Mrs. Lester Conley and
daughter, Audrey.
Town Council Authorizes
Partial Payment Tax Plan
The tovvn council at its regular
monthly mo ting Monday night
nted an ordinance intended to
make it easier' for- 1 ' '29 delinquent
taxpayers to settle their' accounts.
The ordinance authorizes .pay
ments, in 25 per ' cent, installments
over a period of four month's.
Police. Chief Bob Henry vvas in
structed to proceed at the end of
this , period " -with levying, against
alF property oir w hich 1929 taxes
have not been paid.
. The-council also discussed a pro
osal to place a gravel surfacing
on the river road from the depot
to the point where this road joins
with the Bonny Crest road. The
state highway maintenance depart
ment has agreed, tit ii understood,
to Rout
that the deil and his workers had
the way blocked to sonic extent.
After praying for leadership oi
the Holy Spinl, Cod revealed the
trouble. Some little confusion be
tween Sollle of llie folks WUi settled,
"And. the devil's am-nls ha 1 .cat
It-red' ihrmcli this ciinti;,- s e
of his work known as the RhssiI
lile doctrine in book form.
The pastor was impressed to
make this proposition; every home
that had one or nioie of these
books would have the family bring
them to the rhtmh on Monday
morning and they v.mdd have a
bonfire to burn up the de ill's
works. He got a unanimous vole
to bring them in On the follow
ing morning, Sept. 14, at It o'clock,
there were 50 men and women
present, and they brought 22 of
the books.
"The pastor called the people to
gethtr in a solid ring and lifted
his voice in prayer to a living Cod,
thanking Him for men and women
that would stand with him for
Cod's cause. Then-with a burke!
of :r,ii taken from the pastor's car,
the' books were torn up by Severn!
of the nun and ih; fire was 'start
ed, taking about ten minutes to de
stroy this damndable rotten stuff
that" wil'f lead folks to hell. These
agents sold tin sc books for any
(Continued on page six)
Rev. W. F. Creson, Retir
ing Moderator, Sched
uled To Preach
The Highlands Presbyterian
church will be host to the Ashe
ville iireshi lerv. which consists of
. i
30 ministers and the elders repre
senting 33 churches. The presby
tery will open Tu sday, Oct. 13
at 11 o'clock. The Rev. W. F.
Creson, pastor of the West Ashe
ville Presbyterian church and the
retiring moderator of the presby
tery, will preach the opening ser
mon. The afternoon sessions will be
given to the transaction of busi
ness. On Tuesday evening' a popu
lar meeting on home missions will
he held under tile direction of the
Rev. H.- li. Delldy ,of Weave, ville.
On Wednesday morning after the
devotional exercises, conducted by
the Rev. I. W. Caldwell,, a busi
ness session will be held. At 11
o clock' Dr. Donald W. .Richardson,
of' Union Theological - Seminary,
Richmond, Ya., will preach.. Pi
Richardson is one of the outslund
iuu ministers of the Southern Pres
byterian church and is a very abl
and fluent speaker.
A the sessions are onen to. the
public and all who are interestei
are cordially 'invited to attend. Th
entertainment of such a large body
is quite an undertaking for su.rh
a small church but the members
and friends are showing a fine
spirit of coi iteration.
Chattanooga Publisher's
Widow in Hospital Here
Mrs. Abby C iawford M ilh mi," of
Chattanooga, Tcnn,, who lias been
a guest at Trintont . Inn, is in the
l.vje hospital with influenza.
Mrs. Milton, who is the .widow
of a foi nier owner and. editor of
the 'Chattanooga Times, is ah auth
or and new sp.aper woman of dis
tinction. .
to supply' the .town 'with the neces
sary gravel, provided the town
nays for hatilim; it. and the labor
" -.I.
of placim; it. The, highway -depai t-;
hjieii! recently purchased . the, - old
gravel 'and. sand .deposits at. the
abandoned- liuertiey clay nii.nes and
is endeavoring to ' surface every
school bus road in the county . with
jrrav.i I "before December 1 The
highway authorities tiot only a, e-d
to supply the town with the privet
for ''surfacing . 1 1 it- river road, but
also .'offere ,'dto grade the ,should'r
of the road.
Xo definite action vvas takin. by
the council on the highway, com
mission's proposal and the matter
was referred to the street com
mittee for further consideration. ;
. . . .',..-,
HOLD
SCHOOL
FAIR SATURDAY
Students To Display Own
Products of Farm
And Kitchen
PRIZES-OFFERS
Exhibition Under Direc
tion Of Mr. Meacham
and Miss Beam
The vocational agriculture and
home economics students of the
Franklin hu h school will hold their
first annual fair at the s'.l
Saturday morning and afternoon.
Prizes donated by I'l.od.liu merch
ants and the count commission
will be awarded in the, various
classes of exhibits,
.Members of the vocational agri
culture class will display farm pro
duce grown by tLeui and livestock
and poultry of their wu raising,
while tile girls of the home eco
nomics class v. ill have an exhibit
canned goods, 'ms and- p.tMin'-
they have 'made illelnsei.es.
Mr. Laid Meacham, in-iiiirior in
vocational agriculture,, will ha '
charge of the boys' division of tin
fair, while Miss All rta Bum,
teacher of home economics, will
supervise the girls' exhibits;
Classes oi Exhibits
Tin. various classes of farm pro
ducts to be exhibited are as io
lows: 1. Livestock ami poultry; J
1 loi lieulture ; 3. Held crop;,; ' i.
tiai den products; 5. Ldiicalioiral
department; 4. Home economies
display.
A cotninitte of students have
been assigned to supervise i ac h
class. i- list and second prizes
will be awarded to participants in
each class. A complete list ol
iriz.es to be awarded has not vet
been made, but the county com
mission has .donated $25 and the
mi l chants of 'Franklin' have con
tributed' liberally, e.t h giv iir; use
ful articles or tehir eipiiv.deut in
cash.
E. V. Vestal, farm demonstration
agent of Jackson county, will judge
the agriculture exhibits and Mis.
W. W. Sloan of 'Franklin will iudee
the home economics exhibits,.
MASONS HEAR
J.F.MARQUETTE
Assistant Grand Lecturer
N. C. Grand Lodge Is
Visiting Here
.J. I''.' M arquaette,-assistant grand
lecturer of the Kil"d lodre ol
North Carolina, is lieu lectin in.
the Masonic lodge. This is his sec
ond week, Thcfc ' has been a
very fair attendance by the mem
bers and an unusual interest tak
en by those, taking tin work.
It is very unfortunate that even
iiiMiiber has not availed him sell o
the ijpiortlinity to ' at find tin
lnc'elings so far,
It is hoped that the r.t liiainiii:1
part of tli is wook ;ill members will
attend. .
lirrdher Marquette is a hard
worker and is,' seeing that "evervone
does his work correctly, and those
taking the work like his way. of
getting it ' over to them,
Let us all, every member- of
Junaluskee Lodge N'o. 1 I V not f:iil
to .attend every nieetinv tin- n
of this week, and am' brother, visit
itec or sojourn in e in town t otlie
and be at tin ineetiii;.'" i ach "i e n
ing.. .
LOCAL STUDENTS
VERY ACTIVE ON
W.-C. T. C. CAMPUS
(Special to The Franklin Press)'
( TI LOU IIFI"., X. C, 0. ! 7
Miss Jessie Ifigdon and Kos'. .el:
ary, of Franklin, anordin;' to a
recent -check-up on officers in', the
various student organizations of,
the- campus at Western Carolina
Teachers college, are tuition:.'" iln
uiost ijctive in the . varionv ' -,atiiatif.ns.
Miss llii dotr i-. a
council member in the student go. -eminent
association and. assistant
librarian, besides bc'iny active in re.
ligioiis orwaniatioiis on .the ram
pus.: She ib also secretary df tin
sophomore class lr. 7aei;,,v' i
vice president of ' the ela .Chapter
of the Alpha F'bi Siyma, -national
honorary v" olarship fraternity, and
it a mernb r ' t!.c f -tbjdl squad,
Dishict Governor of
Rotary ip3aks Here
I! i col .Si ii.ic lice, of Iliiknry,
N. C, li!;ti il i;ov rnor ol !
I.iry I nti'i I'.iliinnil, w,is the
Run.-.t n;ie.dier of the 1' aidtlin
RotRry !ub at its regular
weekly luncheon Wednesday at
the Scott Ciiiffm hotel.
Mr. Stliaeffr.c addressed the
club the pcryioset, nnH ideals
of Rot.iry and i;vc a brief
hist;ry of the oii;ai)izti(m
firp liiu; .iboiit 25 yc:r .t;o in
CfocPt;''. Since llien, he kahl, it
has ijrown from a '(roup of
three men to a world-wide or
,.iiii...tinn with !5!j,0i1U iiiember,
ohI cle.hs in 70 d I nations.
JUNIORS PLAN
MEETING HERE
District Convention To
Be Held Oct. 22, Not
Oct. 15
'I In I , ipni tei lv district coii
v ention oi I hi ' Junior I )rdT I tilled
ne re :oi .- ll.oiic- w ill be held
on 'I hnrwlrn, ( I. i,.),, LI l.l--o-;..
oi Ihn: ;'.j. ; i ' , ;,s
ai li in:' d tbii v.'t e; Jack
Strililiir , past di-irii-t councilor
lunior, fri in .ill o' er esti i n
N'orlli ('arolij,i are -sp'-cted to
aloud. . '
The Key. S i. Xi, 1, of ' Kox
boio, stale c 'iieilor of the Junior
Orde r, is c ; d to he pi e-,i nl at
tin lie elili;; hi 1 e, as well as I is-
trict Councilor II. N. Mooie, fit'
I laye'-v ille ; Louis I. 1 famliii, -sl.ili
ei lliu ilol, and' some ol . the other
siale o In ials ol the i iider.
It is planned to have two ses
sions, otie. in tin- alleniooii and the
ille r aj nielil. A coinmiltee has
In i n appoinli d b) ( 'ull.isaja couik il
to an aui e loi the i u 1 1 rl
o.f tile V l':,ilol's.
HOLD REUNION
t)U Keiatives and ' iienus'
'Meet. at Home oi John
Cui.'itingham
A picnic v, a . r, i n last' Siiud i
in l: oi. .r of "Aum Sallie" ( un
hiir.'kaiii and M r. ;r. ' s. ( e-ne
t.'u;in;i: h.uu,. !, ', iii llend, Wash.,
al the le inn- oi . 1 1 -and i s. John
'i 1 1 1 1 j i n . liaiii . 1 1 ji .1 1 1 tin ei niili s out
iii.- .VI m ( 1 1 . ..el
The lie . 't in;, wa - tie r. .uglily ell -j.
i y c d I,'., si si v re a t i i , . c i ) . i friends
a i nl a ' on is i hi' in lit i i ul dinner was
. i i e. melt r tin iiuiii 'ii- b.e, oaK
r't on I lie law u
I t w as pm I ' i a vole and passed
upon, that i ach year a similai
nl' etiu will be h.'ld the la-i Sim
''.t'. in .ii"ii-,t.. N'l.xt year tin
III'.'' iilllf V. ill be i I I -i'lt tl.e Sa't IM
li' . -pit able llollie,
. "Aunt Sallit ." u In i is '') year .
old, was tin; life of ihe crowd ami
insisted that I he liiet i hi'j - be held
wi'li 1 1 1 1 1 a a iii 1 1 1 -x 1. - ear.
i Marriage Licenses
Issued in September
I .it etisi . i . to iii.irry -were issued
!nn;i',' lie 1 1 1 ' n 1 1 1 oi S.,tt mber
I., li;.- follov in;-' plf-s ''
W. -'. I'dwanl,; ,,f. ),,ui'las,
W v.i'. to Mi - Min.iio : L.'dwards.
If !,-.. e-f Mi. M. C. Paltti..
.oii, of loi on. '( i: . , io Mis-.;' Sue
I- islter, of S I-. a :: Mi s. l.ennie Til'
"I Shook 'ille, to Ml,, ller,
Ifo, fi ol (,ie-J,,.;. M r. ; R.' H.
.' 'liea-st- to M r-,'-, , Jiilia Warren, botii
.a' an! on.
CUNNINGHAMS
Bounties for Wildcats
And Hawks Are Announced
A al
couniy game
vyanhii, has' !) n tiotifie.d by the
S'aU leji;triii.- ;ii i.f Cioiiservation
;e 1 I ,'i - ; i j 'i.i i i e lii'al; bounties will
be. paid' by 'the- Mate only between
. ( iiibt r 3i etel February t l.r for
li.tvk.s, cio,s ,uid 'wild cats. Mr.
Waldroop has i t e'eiv e'l the ftdloVV-iie.'-'memorandum,
from 'C. H. Etig
l;.nd. , state game warden :
"Hav ii i u . receive! inquiry from
wardens relative to the payment of
bounty money on predatory wild
life, I beg to advise that the fol-
65 Cattle Bring
$3,000 at Co-op
Sale Held Here
PRESBYTERIANS
HOLD MEETINGS
Columbia, S. C, Pastor
Is Conducting
Services
lie .series
Lil-es.s at I
'I
.( i v ices now in
pioeres at tin- l ianlsliu ITcsln-
lt nan chuVi h has been di v clop ng
very lav oiahlv. lieeiuniug Sundav
r'a nine uilh a siiirini' and a dial
I- ti. 'in.. s iiiiDii bv ihe kcv. N'or
v in C. I Mincan, rcdor" oi the St
Agues Lpiseopal church of I raiik
I hi, it has continued to ciaiti in
inteiest under the guidance and
p'-eaebin ", of the I''. Kay Kid
dle, oi ( olnmbia, S. (.'., who at
i iv ed in ) i aid.lin r,n M oiidav -, en-
lie' IO .elli.illl
hioiiidi the week,
on Monday and
; '...'ripped and slir
, its he clialleii'Md
lie. Iili .e. i s
Tii'"d, iv cuiunyi
lid his aildieliceii
tin iii to purer lo in
and a larger
lile f.,,r the Master.
The services are.beinu held each
eveiiin.; at ?:M) o'clockopening
wilh a soli;.; service led by Mr
Koy C. I lady. Special musical
numlieis hav ff.itured the song
serv iees each evenine. Splendid
audii in es, niaiiifesiiiie a warm in
terest in he work of . the King
dom, have been present at each
of the services, which seems to
eive promise of a ymn iiiectimr.
The public is cordially invited to
attend all of the services.
PLAN 'CHURCH
LOYALTY DAY'
Presiding Elder To Preach
Sunday at Methodist
Church
mi
ii i ilea i v t-1 1 as
I ' ill I h Im all
u ' at tin
'Ihe yoal tor
i. ih . in Hmoh
llii Niiii'I.i . . si hool and o lie
iu ii lime si i ii i ls a loll n l ei nl
.iil't ml, mi i ol the i Inn i h un inln t -
ship, I ,v 1 1 iik mber o the cabm cli
t, uiicil to .attctul tlie morning
s rv in s.
Tile . pi e-sidiiig elder of the
Wiiuii , v i ! 1 distiicl, K'ev . C. l.
i'icl.eiiS, wiil preach at the Illum
ine hoiii.. At the close '.if this scr-
K ( he will hold the last ipiat tel ly
conference of the . yeai.
There will be no evening service
on aecoiun o ihe i'ei,d services
heim..' 'held at the I "i a shv terianl
church'. 'I lie I pv.oi lb I a ayiie will
iui ei, howi v er, at 0 :M) p. in.
I ii the absence oi the pastor,
who will return to iinalusk;i oil
Simd.u .'il'ltinoill, the I e V, ill lie ll.o
m i '. it al (. arson's ,( Impel Sumlav
af': i a; ai. . I r. l-'.r.v in, hovvev er,
will pit a,-h there on the third Sun
day afternoon, October IS.
Opening of Bear Season
To Draw Many Hunters
I he' opening of the hunting seas
on 'on big game will attract many
InniliTs to Western North Caro
lina, during the .autumn and early
wmli r month's,
Tin- autumn of I'.'.IO marked an
unusually successful bear hunting
sea'., on in the mountains;' owing to
'the "" "iui i't a of" the-game - in the
moiiniaiii -p'rolecled areas. Nearly
tilt;, of ll;e animals were secured
!e. hunt', is in one .mountain section
in -iii ; , A diev ill.-. The season- this
year, for bear hunting, extends
from October 1 to January 15.
lowing bourrty will be offered, as
m the past,, beginning November
20, and ending F'ebruary 15:
"Cooper's and sharp - shinned
hawks 25c;" -crows 15c; wildcats
$2.00.
"In other words,, no bounty mon
ey can be paid under the rules of
the department, as well as the de
partment's budget', approved by the
budget bureau, as bounty money
on predatdry life except when tak
en between the dates referred to
above."
Price Range Is Wide,
Averaging Only
3.05 Cents
FOUR CARS LOADED
Seven Buyers Present But
Only One Is Very
Active
The cooperative carlo! beef cattle
sale conditcled Wednesday by,
County I'aitu Agent I". S, Sloan
brought approximately $3,IKX) for.
bo liead ol cattle. I 'rices ranged
from 1 1-4 cents to 5 cents and
averaged, .according to Mr. Sloan, ,
about 3.U5.
Seeu buyers were present but
most of the purchases were made
by H. T. McMovvn from the White
I'rov ision' 'company of Atlanta, a
b.aiiili of Sivitt and company,
packi i s.
I our freij'ht car-i were loaded
aud a few cattle were hauled away,
in trucks by iiulependant buyers.
Most of the beef offered were
g.iaded as short horns and here-
lords,
the to
much
Very few head brought
price of 5 cents or even as
is 4 cents, most of them
being classed in the lower grades.
The cattle were weighed, in on
T. W. Angel's scales on lower
Main street and then loaded on
cars at the dc pot. The sale attract
ed a 'large number' of cattle rais
ers. 'Most of theiii were front this
county, but a few came from ad
joining counties. '
FRANKLIN WELL
REPRESENTED AT
WEAVER COLLEGE
I i.uil.liij ami Macon county are
wall represented in student ac
tiviti s at Weaver, college, Weaver
ville, N. C. Besides having four
men on the football squad, Macon
also is represented in other cam
pus activities.
Otis Freeman is a member of
the college council, chairman of the
ways and means e milieu of the
V. M. C. A., and vice president of
the ministerial baud, while Jack
I'.i own is. secretary of the Delphian
Literary society.'
C. C. I'oindexter, former Frank
lin attorney now practicing .in
Asheville, is coaching the Weaver
'football team.
GRAND MATRON
OF EASTERN STAR
COMING MONDAY
Mrs Bessie Mangum, of Rocky
Mount, worthy grand matron' of the
; .rati (I chapter of North Carolina
Fastcin Star, will come to Frank-'
Jin Monday to meet, with the Ne
ipiiis chapter. Other grand officers
also, aie expected to be present.
I'.va ry member of the local chapter
is 'urged to attend.
Will RogrPicb f
A Story For
This Spot
By WILL ROGERS
T DON'T know whether bridea can
cook nowadays or not. Probably
they can. They got so much cook
ing in the. (schools now that you'd
think a girl couldn't hardly get
through the a he's without know
ing how to make a pie. But they
.still tell the stories about the bride's
grub.
One guy' come home without buy-
ing- himself any fortifications at the
lunch counter clown, town, he was in
such a hurry to see how his new
wife was g-ettina; along with her
cooking. Well, he. was sorry he
come so Boon or so late when he
tasted the pork chops. They were
burnt.
"i ciont'. quite understand these
pork chops," he says.
"Wei!," ;he says, "neither do I.
They taste mighty funny. I burned
them a tiny bit, but then I rubbed
some of that ointment on them
that's guaranteed to cure burns if
you put it on right away. It only
took me a minute to do it, but may
be it wasn't Boon cnoufcV