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,23inraa Curod by MILAM Oldest and Most Sovoro Casos Yield Readily Factory Mgr. Am. lob. Co. Sayei H bar been suffer Ins very much from Eomu In mr head, causing Itching o( the cup lor several rearm. I wai often wsked up at night scratching my bead, and was pre vented irom sleep. After taking (our bot Uaa ot MILAM, I (eel ntiralv rallav,!. Bumgh I am continuing to uie It to aa to be ura the trouble la eradicated from mr system.' Signed R. H. SHACKLEFORD. DaarlUa, Va, March 90, mo. Eczema of 26 Years Standing Cured. Huntington, W. Vs., July 16, ISIS. The Milam Medicine Co., DanrlUa. Va. Pear Sin In January 1 a t I wrote you re garding MILAM. You said you would cure ma or refund the money. Well, you can keep it alL My face la entirely well. I feel better than I hare in yean In any way. Am flniahing up my 61 h bottle now, and think after M yeara of Eczema aua cured. With beat wishes, . Youra respectfully, Signed C. H. WILLIAMS. PaeiUaia A Vilolent Form of Eczema. Blanche, N. C, July la, laio, Milam Medicine Co., Danville, Va, Oentlemen I bar been afflicted with t tor turing akin diaease pronounced by the phyal ciana to be "Psoriasis," and have had it (or ten yeara. No treatment of the pbyalciana ever re lieved me, and 1 continued to grow worse and waa unable to do my work. By the advice of my S hyalcian I commenced to take Milam on Marcs th laat I am now far on the road to recovery, and feel that I will be entirely cured. I am now at work and feel no inconvenience from it. "I take great pleaaure In giving this certificate and think Milam It a great medicine. Youra truly, J. W. PINCHBACK. Ask Your Druggist or Wrlto a Mlam Medlcbia Co., Danville, Ya Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief Permanent Cure CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS never fail. Purely vegeta bie act surely out gently the fiver. Stop after dinner distress-cure indieestion. improve the complexion, brighten the eyes. SHALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. 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Stieff fttani')wtnrar of she Artlstla Siieif S 1 i ' yer and the Siurw I i ..-:yr I jinot , n - Tf N T - I MILAM I MOO, ION I mi m ft SSl bSfefo Sv I II n lfBiJk W m ya I E MUST never complain ot our lot: trials Introduce heroism and strength: Ignorance the joy of learn ing, and aln Itself the glory ot aalvatlon. WINTER BREAKFASTS. There am those who will thj that they want an egg, a piece of toast or two, slice of bacon and a cup of cof fee, without variation, throughout the cold months. The breakfast table should never be so fixed In Idea that one may not look for a little change. In some families the buckwheat cake Is In constant demand from December until April. The buckwheat cake Is a perfectly good cake, but we all know when we have enough. To most eooka and housekeepers the breakfast. If any variety and study Is put Into Its menus. Is the most difficult of the day. for appetites are at the lowest ebb and need to be coaxed by appetltlng and dainty food. Fortunately for those who are not blessed with a large amount of world ly goods to expend upon the table, fruits and foods that are cheap and good are easily prepared. Oranges are now reasonable and will be cheap er: grape fruit Is never very cheap fruit but It Is so agreeable for the breakfast table that It should be used as often as possible. When three can be bought for a quarter, they may not be called too much ot a luxury. An orange, an apple or half a grape fruit is a most gratifying be ginning to a breakfast There Is such a variety of ways of cooking breakfast eggs that the poached, fried and "cooked In the hell' should be varied, often. There are any number of omelets. which may be served plain or with sauoes, then a very nice egg dish, is one in which the eggs are baked with a tablespoonfnl of cream in small ramekins. Griddle cakes may be served In any number of ways. In combination with cooked rice, or cereals.- Gems and muffins are improved by the addition of cooked cereal. The coffee cake and the doughnut are special breakfast cakes. The follow ing recipe Is the Queen of Doughnuts. Beat together two eggs, add one and two-thirds cups of sugar and beat until the sugar Is Dearly dissolved; add a half teaspoon of salt, one and a fourth cupfuls of soar mflk, a fourth of a cup of sour cream, a teaspoonful each of soda and nutmeg, and as little flour as pos sible to handle. Set on. ice to chill and roll out as soft as possible. The secret of a good doughnut Is frying them very soft, using very little flour. When cold shake in a paper bag with few tablespoonfuls of powdered sugar. a WHO recelVBS friends without himself bestowing some pains upon the repast prepared for them, does not deserve to have friends. Brlllat-Savaria. SEASONABLE DISHES. The time-honored dish of roast pig la served during the cold weather, as pork is best served In the winter months. Roast Pig. A pig for this purpose should not be over four weeks old, and should not be kept more than two or three days after it Is killed. The skin of a larger pig will not de velop that desirable crackle which is one of the charms of the roast. The pig Is usually stuffed with a poultry stuffing, though some like rice and cheese. The fore legs are skew ered forward and the hind legs back. The mouth Is fastened open with a piece of wood or a cob, and when It Is served the traditional apple is used In Its place. The ears are protected with buttered paper while it Is roast ing. The oven should be moderately hot and basting often Improves the roast The time for roasting is about three hours. 1 Roast Goose. A young or green goose is recognized by Its pliable yel low feet and Its tender windpipe. As It grows older the down on its legs disappears and the feet become dark er in color. The skin is so fat and greasy that a warm soda bath and a good scrubbing Is necessary to pre pare It before It Is drawn. When the goose Is drawn, wash qnickly In clear water and wipe dry. Roast like a turkey, pouring off the fat from be pan. . Serve with giblet sauce, made by adding to a brown gravy the liver, heart and gizzard chopped fine after boiling tender. ' Stuffing for Goose. Use hot masbed potato highly seasoned with salt pep per and, parboiled onions or onion Juice Moisten with one tablespoonfnl of butter and . the yolk of an egg to each cup of potato. Sprinkle a little sage over the potato. If liked. 1 Steamed Apple Pudding. Slice tart apples Into deep dish. Cover with a light bread dough into which has been worked a large spoonful of but ter. ;, Set In a warm place for an hour, then lift the edge and add one-half pint of boiling water, according to the Good-by, Jonesy. ' Donald is live years old. and with his parents lives over the Jones fam ily) -who sleep very late in the morn ing. Donald's mother spends a great deal of her time urging him to be quiet mornings so aa to permit the Jons? to sleep in peace. This ha evidently made a very unfavorable Inv rres-ion on the Infant mind of Donald. ! "rrrt'y he met Mrs. Jones In the ! i '1 and lnfonrr4 bf that be had seen . - , r'-!-- li - ef t'-e b'g -. Y V j i IB" v nil msmt size of the pudding. , Cut an opening In the middle and cover with an In verted basin. Set on the back part ot the stove and cook steadily on hour, without lifting the cover. Serve on a hot platter with the apples on top. Use thick cream and maple sirup for sauce. F THINGS don't go .o suit ua, Let's never fume and fret. For finding fault with fortune Ne'er mended matters yet. Make beat of whate'er happens; Bear failure like a man; In good or evil fortune Do Just the beat you can. Eben K. Rexford SOME SIMPLE DESSERTS. Often the word simple does not Im ply Inexpensive, aa a simple gown may be one of much cost; a simple dish may be of few ingredients yet quite expensive. The following Is both cheap and simple when eggs are plenty: Sponge Pudding. Stir a third of a cup of flour Into a cup of milk until smooth. Set in boiling water and cook. When cool add a half teaspoon of melted butter and the yolks of three eggs well beaten, with a fourth of a cup of sugar. Cut and fold In the whites of the eggs beaten stiff, and after flavoring to taste set In a pan of water and bake twenty minutes. Serve with hard sauce. Prepare the sauce by creaming four tablespoonfuls of butter and add a half cup of sugar and a teaspoonful of boiling water; flavor with grated nutmeg and chill before serving. Powdered sugar makes the sauce more smooth and creamy Cavendish Pudding. Put a cup of stale bread crumbs to soak In a pint of cold milk, let stand for half an hour. Beat two eggs slightly, put In a layer of bread crumbs In a greased mold, then some fried fruit and bits of butter; mix a half cup of sugar and some of the milk and the epgs with a little flavoring and pour over, steam one and a half hours. Serve with any desired liquid sauce. Lemon la par ticularly good. Fig Cups. This is a most delicious dessert and sounds extravagant, but will not prove so. Take a half a pound of pulled figs, steam them until tender In a sieve over water: cut a small opening In the side and fill with chopped salted almonds. Prepare a sauce of a half cup of orange Juice, a tablespoonfnl of lemon juice and a half cup of sugar; when hot drop in the figs and simmer until thoroughly cooked. Serve cold with unsweetened whipped cream. When serving hot ginger bread for dessert, apple sauce is a fine accom paniment, or seasoned cream cheese mixed with a little grated rich Ameri can cheese and molded In green pep pers, then when well chilled slice In small slices and serve with the gin ger bread or with crackers and coffee as dessert. . nmi nMATin-A farmer out n..rl tn keen himself SUD- ith coal bv making faces at the engineer as the train went by. USING UP LEFT-OVERS. Left-overs are like the poor, "always with us." and the problem how to convert them into appetizing and wholesome dishes is a constant one. Especially at this season, after the holiday dinners and entertainments, there is always much left that la too good to be thrown away. The ques tionable economy of some housekeep ers, who are most careful to save every particle of food and convert it with great pains and expense Into dishes which cost more than the orig inal, cannot be too strongly, con demned. Common sense and brains must be used In mixing food. Turkey Soup. The carcas of the turkey makes a finely flavored soup. Break the bones and cover with cold water, adding any bits of meat that may be left Bring slowly to the boil ing point and simmer two hours. Strain, remove fat and season with salt and pepper. A few pieces of cel ery may be added to the soup while cooking, or a slice of onion, for flavor. The ways of using stale bread and cake are legion. The crumbs may make stuffing for fowl or for breading chops or crumbing croquettes, for pud dings and griddle cakes, such a num ber of things that never a crumb should be thrown away unless It is to fed the hungry birds. , Buckwheat Cak-Pour a pint of scalded milk over a third of a cup of bread crumbs and let stand thirty minutes; add a half teaspoonful ot salt and a yeast cake which has been softened In lukewarm water, then add enough buckwheat to make a thin bat ter to pour. Let rise over night; in the morning beat well and add a ta blespoonful of molasses and a fourth of a teaspoon of soda dissolved In two tablespoonfuls of water. give yon for Christmas. Donald 7" ask ed Mrs. Jones. "Three big guns!" re plied Donald. "And what are yon go lnng to do with themf asked th lady. "I'm ' going N to shoot yon and Mr. Jones, to I can play mornings 1" replied the boy. Small Sins Only th Beginning. It la astonishing bow soon th whol tonscleoce begins to nnravel. If a ato f ' stitch drops: en l!ttl s'a ta du:d la makes fc-' you cmi'J f n lovr bead throc'J. CLar';. f, , li ra WELSH DOCTORS BAR LIQUOR Pltdg Themselves Not to Sanction - Its Us In Ci of Disease Un necessary for Good Health. At a meeting of the North Wales Tumperance federation It was an nounced that the federation had ob tained the signatures of 100 doctors practicing In North Wales to the fed eration's temperance manifesto. Among those who indorse the mani festo are 34 medical officers ot health and 11 have th diploma of Inspector 5f public health. Th fact, said the president, that 100 mjedlcal men In North Wales had signed the manifesto was an indica tion of the great advance of public opinion on the question, and it was bound to make a deep Impression upon ihe sentiment of th country In the near future. Th evidence which they now had as temperance reform era of the direct relation between th cost of spirits and the amount con sumed, and th effect of the financial provisions of the budget upon the consumption of spirits In th country was very important, as was th proof of the relation between the consump tion of liquor and the moral conduct of the people and public order. He hoped the federation would in the near future be able to do a great deal more for the uplifting of the people in North Wales through the means of temperance In the best and widest sense of that word, not merel) con fining themselves to total abstinence, but taking advantage of every Influ ence which made for the sobriety of the nation. The following Is the text of the manifesto: "Recognizing the very serious Injury to the national health caused by the present-day extensive over-Indulgence n the various forms of alcoholic Irlnks; recognizing also the habit of sver-lndulgence la seldom, if ever. suddenly acquired, but grows gradu ally out of what la considered to be a moderate use, and generally tn the belief that auch moderate use pro motes health, increases the power of work, and prolongs life; convinced, moreover, that this belief Is a danger ous delusion, and one which tho pro longed observation and exact experi ments of scientific men have con clusively proved to be so; we, the undersigned, appeal to all our medi cal brethren in North Wales to Join with us In an endeavor to discounte nance the various popular errors that still largely prevail upon the subject. We appeal to them especially not to give, or even seem to give, the sanc tion of their professional authority to any general employment of alcoholic drinks In case of disease. We believe that theBe drinks are not necessary for the promotion of health; they do not increase, but, on the contrary, Im pair physical and mental efficiency; that they do not prolong life." ALCOHOL HURTS THE MEMORY Degree of Deterioration Varies Great ly in Individuals All Show Dimi nution in Their JudgmenC Every person who drinks alcohol to excess, says Dr. Alexander Lambert In an article in Success Magazine, will not show every form of mental dete rioration that may be produced by ex cessive Indulgence, and the degree of deterioration In Intelligence which goes to make up the sum total of mentality varies greatly In different Individuals. All who drink alcohol to excess, however, show some diminu tion In their Judgment Judgment means the power of recalling various memories of perceptions through the senses, which have come in from the outside world, , memories of ideas, memories of emotions, and all the complicated association of ideas that these bring up, and in the recalling of them weigh each one with the other and Judge of the value between them. This also means reasoning and deci sion for action. This power of rea soning and Judging is weakened in the alcoholic, and In any brain long poisoned by alcohol It is an impossi bility to exercise it Memory Itself is also weakened. There is excessive forgetfulness of 'the recent past and in some cases of advanced alcoholism there is absolute forgetfulness of wide gaps of years; a man may be unable to remember anything from the last five minutes back for twenty years, and then remember back to childhood. The memories of childhood are more easily stamped on the brain than are those of adult life, both because It takes less to Impress a child, and be cause there is not the complexity of ideas crowding into the brain, nor the complexity of association of Idea to be recorded. - Therefore memories of childhood make a deeper impress and last longer, and so the complex memories ot the adult are the lint to be forgotten in the alcoholic, and those of childhood remain. GREAT DAMAGE BY ALCOHOL Visiting Physician1 to Brooklyn Prison Points Out Need ef More Active - ntrn By Public. - The need of more active public In terest; in the prime-producing influ ence ot alcohol Is thus clearly brought out by Dr. Moses Keschner. visiting physician to the city prison of the borough of Brooklyn . (New York Medical Journal): ."Millions are spent annually to eradicate infectious diseases; : great stress is laid, on th prevention and treatment of bubonic plague and pel lagra; most sumptuous sanatoria are constructed 'to harbor persons afflict ed wtth the "white plague; yet the damage Inflicted physically and ' eco nomically by alcohol Is far greater than Inflicted by all the Infectious dlst ease put together. , - "Jails, workhouses and peniten tiaries tn this state cost millions to maintain, and these harbor criminals, D r,f cert, of whi nj ow their origin It) crime 10 alcohol," Close Fellowship Is Christian Life By Rev. WeJungton Gladden Columbus, Ohio TEXT Behold I stand at the door and nock. If any man near My voir and pen the door I will come In to him and with Me.-Revslatlone 1:10. The companionship here suggested etween the divine and the human is Btimate and familiar. Th figure is bat of a social meal together. And he great friend represents himself as aking the initiative. He does not orce his companionship upon us. Th :lvlne reverence tor the human per onallty Is one of the great truth rblch It has taken the world a long Ime to learn, but we are beginning o understand it "We force no doors n friendship," says, Dr. King, "but Ike the Christ In Revelation, we tand reverently at the door without, o knock. And only If the door be tpened from within may we come In o sup with our friend, and he with is." But It is only the most tntl oate of our friends who venture to In 1te themselves to supper. Is it not a beautiful relation be- ween the divine and the human that ( thus advocated? But what we have earned of God from Jesus Christ oakea It easy to accept this sugges lon. We are sure that If Jesus should :ome to Columbus the people who oved him might expect to have htm Irop In any evening to supper, and hey would not be at all embarrassed t hearing bta familiar knock at the loor. No formalities would be called or In his case. He would know how 0 make himself at home. "And he hat hath seen me." be said, "bath leen the father." That Is tbe kind ot rtendshlp that the great friend wish is to maintain with all of us. "But the text Is a parable, as is the mpper of which we are soon to par :ake. What is tbe deeper fact to vhlch these symbols bear wltnessT t is a communion, a sharing of th llvlne life by the human life. We are partakers, Paul says, of the divine lature. In some way he lives In us, ind we In him. Let us not conceive that this Is a nere mystical Impressionism. But hat Is clear? When tbe great friend :omes in to sup with us how we shall se aware of bis presence? It will be iomething more than a pleasurable :brtll of spiritual excitement. The ruests that be brings with him will e good thoughts, generous wishes, leflnite direction of life toward defi nite objects. Now all these move ments of mind are realities. A thought is Just as real as a stone or a tree )r a breeze. So Is a wish or a pur jose. These are all realities. We are sore sure of them than of anythlpg lse. Tbe fact that you cannot weigh :hera In scales or measure them with 1 yard stick Is no proof that they are lot real. It Is In these realities that 3od comes Into our lives. He desires lo share our thoughts, to enoble our wishes, to guide our purposes. And he can do this for us. , The human mind Is made to be irradiated with the divine thought, as the diamond Is nade for the light The central forces Df our lives are these thoughts and wlphes and purposes of ours. What we habitually think about what we habitually wish for, what we habitual ly choose and prefer, that are we. And :he man who wants to have the truth it Qod In bis mind and the purity ind love of God in his purpose can nave the inspiration that will make bis life dilvne. This, I suppose, is tbe kind of com munion that tbe text offers us, and it Is tbe substance of this that we ought to be thinking of as we sit here be fore this table. It was to bring men Into this relation with the great friend that Jesus lived and taught and died. When any man has learned to realize this great friendship it Is well for him. All things are his life, death, things present, things to come. ILC0H0L IS NOT NUTRIMENT Jepresslng Agent Cannot Logically Be Regarded a Food, Declares Dr. : Charle E. deM. 8ajou. On the long debated question ol classing alcohol as a food substance, ye. Charles E. deM. Sajous, protes tor of therapeutics In Temple univer ilty, delivers the following opinion Monthly Cyclopedia and Medical Bui- etin, July, 1910): t. ; , i "If alcohol were a food, large dosei vould prove , more profitable to th irganlam than small ones, tut the re rerse is the case; large doses in libit all activities that would be en lanced by a liberal use of food. The lebllltating action of alcohol on the lervous system, for example, has been lemonstrated by Bunge, Schmleder terg, Ach, Kraepelln and ' others, vhile Dogiel found that it markedly epressed both- motor and : sensory ierve centers. It does this not only ' rlth nervous tissue but wtth all. Wa nes. A depressing agent cannot log eally be regarded as a food." -'-"'a . ' " ' ' V 'C . . . Drink and Poverty. Many excellent but rather confused ersons are constantly asserting that :he poor are driven .to drink through heir poverty. The spirit in which hey announce this Is the indication hat they believe It' But how can it e? People who have money to spend, n drink are not poor drink Is one of te costliest mixtures in the world's narket, and many well-to-do people annot afford to buy It Surely those ho are able to purchase it have no muse for their poverty. If they can upend their means on the dearest ind 'worst article, they have evident- y ability to buy the best things. It s a marvel bdw people of average wpacity do not realize this apparent act. Few people grurlse to deal kind- y with the poor, and to assist them in lielr povertr; but tM Srl'H'-u syra--v rr' to does " v'n, but .A. "it. rcy of Despair. j Two women were leaving the thea ter after a performance ot "Th Doll's Kouse." "Ob, don't you love Ibsen V asked one CBtatlcally. "Doesn't be) Just take all of the hope out of llfT" Success Magazine. V The RsoKonlng. 1 Bridegroom (on the wedding trip) How stupid! We oucht to have got out at tbe last station. Porter Yes, sir, you traveled a few kisses tool far. Fllegende Blaetter. Serious Complication. "I know how to sympathise with you, Mrs. Polhemus," said Mrs. La p sllngi "My left eye was affected once Just as yours Is, and I had an awful time with It Th doctor said th troubl was that th subjunctive was granulated." ' ( Surel Kidder Sandy, what Is this "Car negie Foundation" I've heard so much about? Sandy DInna ye ken? Tis oat meal. The Occasion. They had been having a 'little tiff. "Oh, of course," said be, wratbfully. "I am always In th j wrong." "Not always" said she, calmly. "Last week you admitted that yon were In the wrong" "Well, what's that go to do with Itr he demanded. ''Nothing except that you were per fectly right when you admitted- it," she replied. Harper's Weekly. Put Out Truxton Hare, the football veteran, deprecated, at a dinner at the Mark ham club In Philadelphia, that type of football player who always falls In his examinations. "Such men do more harm than good to a university," said Mr. Hare, "yet even tbe fathers and mothers ot such men are proud of them. "One broker said to another the other day: "'How Is your son doing at col lege?' " 'Oh, rotten,' was the reply. 'He' put his knee out. and has to confine himself to his studies.' " Says th Earth Is Flat It Is something of a reproach upon cultured Boston that a man living next door to it, Charles W. Morse of Brookllne, believes that the world is flat as a pancake. Moreover he backs up his conviction with the offer to give a thousand dollars to the man who can prove tbe world is round. It is not surprising that there are men In this day and generation who be lieve in the flat theory, but It Is re markable that one of them should have been able to make a fortune. Weary Feet. I wonder bow many people who suf fer torture with their feet In hot weath er, agonies of aching, burning, swell ing and extreme tenderness, know that a raw potato, peeled and cut In half and well rubbed over them every night and morning, will cure the trou ble? Or, failing that, a good daily soaking in strong cold tea?- Or that the worst soft corns will yield to a treatment of salt ordinary salt ap plied night and morning? The New Fatality. The player seized tbe ball as it rolled away from '.he half back and started down the field with It Just as be crossed the goal line be stumbled and fell and broke hla neck. "What was the cause ot death?" they asked the coroner. "An acci dent?" "A fluke," replied the official as he made a note of It Tribute to Washington. "More than to any other individual, and as much as to one Individual was possible, has Washington contributed to founding this, our wide spreading empire."- John Marshall. . ; ( Much Eaaler. "My wife decided to do some pre serving today and I left her perform ing the feat of a daring swimmer." "What might that ber' "Stemming the currant." And 8ol Nan Jack asked me for a kiss. Fan Well? Nan Well, there wasn't time to write and ask Laura Jean LIbbey if it ype aA . ' . Critical Condition - Women who suffer from womanly ailments, often give way to despair. After trying different medicines In vain, they lose heart and hope. No friend in need could be more welcome to a sick, delicate woman, than a remedy which will relieve her pains and distress, build up her strength, and restore her failing health. Mrs. Bessie York, of Huntington, W. Va., says. "1 was sick for two years, and tried all the medicines and doctors I . could hear of, that 1 thought might cure me. They all failed to relieve me. I was so bad, that every month I thought 1 would die. Finally, 1 decided to TAKE I? P f2 '-H V The Woman's Tonic ; and It relieved me. I am still Improving. ' I can't praise this wonderful woman's t remedy enough, for what it has done for me." . 1 ' , , CanM Is composed of purely vegetable Ingredients, which act on the cause of .the trouble, and thus bring re lief in a natural manner. ; r- a. L If 2u J5uff.er from anv symptoms of womanly trouble, better try Cardul, for it has helped thousands of weak, sick women,- during the past 50 years, and should surely do the same for you. Try it today. Your drt'r:':t has It on fc.-ri - Dangereu. ' "Mother." said little Elsie, "Mrs. Tart Is 'the first lady In the land,' isnt she?" "Yes, dear," whispered ber mother, "but for goodness sake don't let th cook hear you say It" Catholic Standard and Times. Escape From Self-injury. "Charley," said young Mrs. Torklns, "our cook wants more wages." "Well. I should think she would. I don't see how the can expect to keep her health unless she can afford to eat at a restaurant" A Vigorous Performer. . "Does your boy Josh play on the football team?" ' "No," replied Farmer Comtossel, "losh wouldn't stand for no moll coddle Job like that He's the feller that leads the mob and wrecks opry bouses after the game Is over." In the Limelight. Agent I want your name, please, for th new directory. Tragedian t shall be pleased to give It to you on condition that It heads the list In large type. Harper's Weekly. Tragedl Told In Headlines. "She Had Married Him to Reform Him." . "Motorcycle Collides With Street Car Car Uninjured." "Happened to Catch His Fiance Smoking." "Tries His New Teeth on a Restau rant Steak." 4fTA A m h era, Ing Elevated Station Stairway." hii.,... , i. .t i n tie of Bisulphide of Carbon." Her Horrid Friend. Her dearest friend bad dropped In for a call, and she put out a five-pound box of expensive candy. "Oh!" squeals friend, "have yon been squandering your money again?" "Of course not; that's a present" . "A present? Have any of your re lattves been here to visit you?" "No." "Some old schoolgirl friend?" "Of course not," "That business friend of your hus band, who" "Don't be so silly." "Oh, I know! You won It on a bet" Important Business. Congressman Murray of Massachu setts In the closing days of the last session of congress. In August made , preparations to go to Wyoming on a camping and hunting trip. He was enthusiastic about It and took shoot ing lessons at a rifle gallery. The day bis party was to leave for the west he received a telegram at the capltol from his law partner In Boston, it saia: "Come to Boston at once; important business; don't delay." ' , Sadly Mr. Murray abandoned his trip,, surrendered his sleeping-car res ervations and hurried to Boston. Ar riving there he took a taxlcab for the office. He dashed In, and. there sat his partner. The partner said: , "Hello. Bill! Come on, let's go fish ing." Anatomical 8tudles. Miss Mary Garden, at a dinner In Chicago, said of a beautiful Callot Gown: Tbe Callot sisters probably make the prettiest, evening gowns that are turned out In Paris. But, their gowns are sometimes a little" bit too decollette.4 Still, everybody wears them everybody. Consequently a so ciety ball or dinner this season Is rather startling. 'I beard a woman say tbe other aft ernoon: "I took the children to the zoo today to teach them zoology. To night I think I'll take them to tbe Van Gelders' Christmas ball to teach them anatomy.'" : Advocates Right Kind of Pride. Miss Muriel Becheler, editor of the Wellesley college paper, advises the college to be a "sport." Pride has 'been denounced so often, she says. that It Is hard to realize that there is the right kind or pride the kind that bolsters up a limp back and helps one to smile at the little bothers to which it is so easy to give way. When girls first began to learn how to be "sports," she says, they felt that they were cribbing, this glory having been left so long to the masculine sex.' ; Naughty. Without wlBhlng to Insinuate any thing it may be said that a good many bashful men get married. Atchison n (TH P
The News-Record (Marshall, N.C.)
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