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THE PEEVISH CHILD " "r NEEDS TREATMENT Whaa a child sulks drowsily, or Is fretful. It Is usually do to somo illfht disorder of tha digestive orgsns, and Mid laxative ! Tory often all that la necessary to restore choarfulncaa and buoyancy of aplrlta. In cimi where th ui of a gentle, effective laxative atlmulant la Indi cated, many of tha best physicians aro now prescribing Dr. Caldwell's Byrup Papain. . Thla preparation la admitted ly th perfect laxative, being mild, yet positive In II a action on th bowels, and far preferable to violent cathart ics and purgstivo waters. It Is very pleasant to th taste and la an Ideal remedy to regulate and strengthen th stomach, liver and bowela. Ita easy, natural action Snakes It especially do alrabl In tha case of children, a dose at bed-time being sure to have the de sired result next morning, with no at tendant unpleasantness or discomfort Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin la sold by druggist everywhere In 50c and $1.00 bottlea. If you have never tried tbla splendid remedy, writ to Dr. W. B. Caldwell, 201 Washington St., Mon Ucello, 111., for a sample. He will bo very glad to aend a trial bottle with out any expense to you whatever. Demand for New Alloy. Although the early expectations of th wholesale substitution of alum inum for steel and Iron have not ma terialized, the demand for the new al loy haa grown enormoualy. From a production In the United States ot lesa than 100,000 pounds In 1883, in 1903 tha output had grown to 350,000 pounds, 1903, to 7,600,000 pounds and today it la in exceas ot 60,000,000 pounda. ' THIS DREADFUL DISK ARK MALARIA quickly cured by that wonderful remedy Kllmlr Bakek. "Tha result ha been an absolute cur to me. and It afford! ma the greatest pleasure to recommend "Babek to all who ara suffering from that dreadful disease known aa malaria." Clarence Elmo Eraood. Don't suffer from chilla fever, af ua or grippe when you can get prompt re lief: Kllslv Babek, St cents, all druarlsta, or Klocaewakl A Co, Washington, D. C, Corner In Wealth. "I am opposed to the concentration of wealth." "I am with you. These parlor car porters ought to be made to give up some of their money." Burduco Liver Powder Nature's Remedy: la purely vegetable. Aa a cathartic, ita action la easy, mild and effectual. No griping, no nausea, makes a sweet breath and pretty com plexlon.Jeacbes th liver to act. Bold by all medicine dealers, 25c. . Alimony la the cement that la some times used to mend a broken heart As wa stow mora sensible we refuse drus cathartics and take instead Nature's herb ' care, Garfield Tea. The more a trust magnate wants the lesa the other fellow gets. KV. ...... For SPRAINED -ANKLE. Cfcaa. B. Wheeler. Heiaae Cltjr. Ffcv, eayst "Sereral days ago my hone spralaed his aaelc and Tour Mexican Mustang Liai aarat aetata him very much. 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It will pay you to write us. j.$.s:::r;Lns:::sc3.,i::::ii,ei. tzK K7 f. Tr.ii St., Czklt, 1. 1 C D. LOAKB. Eaoaaer. The Fruit of Faith By Rev. James M. day, D. D. Daw el Meed, Bill Isaaam, Cekase TEXT Therefore belna Justlded by faith, wa have peace with God through our lArd, Jeaua Christ. By whom also wa hava screes by faith Into this arace wherein we stand, and re joice In hope of tha alory of Qod. And not only so, but wa alory In tribu lations also: knowing that tribulation worketh patience. And patience, experience; and experi ence, hope: And hope maketh not ashamed: be cause the love of God la shed abroad In our hearts By the Holy Ghost which Is given unto us. Romans 1:1-11. I. The first fruit of faith is justifi cation, which means not only that the ' believer la forgiven of his sins, but that ha Is regarded In Ood'a sight aa though he bad never sinned. Captain Dreyfua, the French officer, waa pardoned by tha president ot the French repub lic, and aet at lib erty, but ha sought another trial In oraer to secure Justifica tion in the eyea of France and the whole world. He demanded it, however, on the ground of his Innocence, while tho Christian believer receives It aa an act of free grace' on the ground of Christ's work in his behalf. Peace With God and the Peace of Qod. II. "Being justified by faith, there fore, we have peace with God." Tbla Is the second fruit ot faith. The apos tle doea not aay we have the peace "of" Ood. The one la condition, the other an experience of that condition. The moment a man accepta Jeaua Christ aa Ma Saviour, he comes into a state of peace with God, where all enmity is put away, and be is no long er abiding under wrath or condemna tion for his sin. It may take him some time to realise or apprehend thla through the wes.kness of his faith, but It Is a fact nevertheless, and the sooner be graspa It by faith, the soon er will he come to experience it, and know the peace of God which passetb all understanding. III. But as the remit of being justl ded, the believed not only has peace with God, but "access" unto God, as the apoetle says. Sometimes when we "make up" with a man after being at variance with him, wo try neverthe less to keep him at arm's length. Not so in the case of God's reconciliation to ua. Ho permits ua to come Into the closest friendship and fellowship with him In Christ. Reasons for Rejoicing. IV. And not only have we acceas, but "rejoicing." There are three thtnga for the believer to rejoice In. In the first place, be rejoices "in the hope of glory."1 That la, In the hope of seeing God'a glory In the face ot Jesus Christ when he shall be re vealed again, and the hope of enter ing Into that glory and partaking of It as one of the redeeiped ones. In the second place, be rejoices "In tribulations also," because a the apos tle teaches, the tribulation through which a Christian passes enlarges his experience of God . aa hia comforter and deliverer; This experience assures him ot God'a love for him and contrlbutea to the quickening and atrengthening of his hope concerning the greater com fort and deliverance that Is to come, t am a millionaire and promise you a hundred thousand dollars at a certain time, and also promise to help you out of every financial crista which may overtake you In the meantime. Now such financial crises come to be re garded by you aa blessings In dis guise If I keep my promise every time. In other words, the fulfillment of the minor promise on each occa sion furnishes an additional evidence of the ultimate fulfillment of the ma jor one.. This is the meaning here. V. Finally, the true believer comes to rejoice In God himself, for to the verses of onr text we may add the thought of verse 11, which teaches that truth. Thla Is the acme of the ex perience of the justified state, when we ara no longer occupied with the gifts, but the giver. Tho love of God (or us is so shed abroad In our hearts aa more and more we trust In him, that we ara no longer absorbed In the blessings he bestowa so much aa w are absorbed In him. We come to love him at laat not for what he gives hut for what he Is. These are some of the blessed fruits ot our faith In Jesus Christ Who would not covet them If they are realT Who would not dealre to be right with God, to be at peace with him, to have conscious access unto him, to rejoice in relationship with him every dayf But why not try If they are real? Why not "taste and see that the Lord la good?" Why not In the quiet of your heart just now, ! receive Jesus Christ aa your Saviour, and aak God to 'give you his Holy Spirit to make these things real t Cod will hear this prayer aa you keep asking him, for ho lovea and wants to bless you in his Son. , Love for the Brethren. Our real spiritual attitude toward our brethren - always pre-arrangea God's attitude toward us. "Whatso. ever ye do to the least of these, ye do It unto me," said Jaeua. Onr vol, untary relationship to our brother la our relationship to Jesus Christ; and our relationship to Christ Is God's re lationship to us. We have no divine license to harm our earthly broths:, or add one sorrow to bis Ufa, or throw one shadow on bla path unnecessarily If men are mean enough to Impart unnecessary pain, and feel . pleasurs at beholding the pain or another, that fact ia proof ot their depravity la nature and extent ALCOHOL CAUSE OF DISEASE Doea Mora Than Anything Else to Render People Incapable of With standing Many Ilia. One of the many prominent physi cians and chemists who ara now wont to take opportunity to frequently pronounce against the use ot alcoholic drink la Dr. O. Sims Woodhead. pro fessor of . pathology at Cambridge university, England. Dr. Woodhead's latest summing up la clear and strik ing, and Is set forth aa follows: "Alcohol Is perhapa tbe most Im portant factor In the production ot disease. It does more than anything else to render people Incapable ot withstanding disease. Alcohol pre pares tbe human body for the attacks ot disease, Just as did the extreme heat of tbe past season, tbe strsw for the engine spark to aet on lire. It can be proved that alcohol taken In comparatively small quantltlea Inter feres with the blood. It alters the Holds very slightly Indeed, but certsln substances become lesa active and are unable to do their work so well aa usual. Tbe fight between disease and these substances becomes unfair, the germs make use or their opportuni ties. Invade the body and aet up dis ease. Take, for Instance, tbe scoursgs of tuberculosis. During tbe last ten yeara tho death rate from consump tion haa been declining. In London the decline was 19 per cent; In Paris S per cent It Is significant In regard to these figures thst In this country (Great Britain) the drink bill has during the same period dropped from 122.30 per head of the population to $16.65 per bead, whereas In Frsnce It is very different In this country with the decline of the consumption of al cohol has come a lower death rate from tuberculosis. We do not say this waa tbe aole cause, but we do remark that the two things have gone on to gether. Better bousing, clothing, education, feeding, and conditions of life generally have had a great deal to do with tbe fall In the death rate. At the bottom of all, however, we have the gradual diminution In tbe amount of money spent on drink. This la a tremendous gain to the nation. "We, aa medical men, have to do all we can to point out to the people that there la a very direct connection between tuberculosis and the amount of alcohol consumed. To get rid of tuberculosis, we must of course, get rid of the tubercle bacillus. The ba cillus can only do Ita work when placed In favorable conditions, and al cohol baa the faculty of tilling and preparing the ground for Its growth. Were no alcohol in tbe soil, the bacil lus would fall on very atony ground. By taking alcohol tbe human being renders himself more open to attack by diseases of varloua kinds, and Im pairs bla faculties often to a slight de gree, but sufficient to Interfere with his powers of doing good work. Alco hol we are satisfied Is tbe doctor's worst friend because tbe doctor wants to get his patients well. The total ab stainer will get well more quickly than If he takes alcohol, and a great many doctora believe It now. Mora are coming to believe It every day." GREATEST CURSE OF THE AGE Rev, Father McCory Makea Strong Arraignment of Rum Traffic Standa With Majority. "I arraign tbe rum traffic aa the greatest curse the age baa known. Its pallor la on our nation and Ita blight Is everywhere...': "Too may ask where do I stand. Tou have a right to know. "Creep up close to tbe heart of God, who hatea every evil thing. . Ask him where be standa, and put me down on that aide. "Or If that la too much trouble, go to the poor, pale-faced woman, tbe ragged and half-starved children, the Innocent victims of the accursed traf fic , Ask them wbere they stand, and put me down there. : : "Or If that Is too much trouble, go out to your cemetery, and, creeping in among the gravea of tbe victims of the demon drink, ask yourself aa you contemplate their, ruin, where In the name of all that la holy, a man should stand. When you have your answer, put mo down there, "I stand here , tonight giving no quarter and aaklng none, conaclous that I am sustained by Heaven, . en dorsed by every good woman and ev ery honeat man. But if 1 ahould stand alone here, I aball atand, conscious that one with Ood la a majority." Rev. Father McCory. Alcohol la Injurious. Prof. G. Slma Woodhead, M. A., M. D., Cambridge, says: "I believe that every man and every woman, no matter whether he or she be healthy or unhealthy, is better of abstinence from tbe use of alcohol aa a beverage. A man who haa tb do. brain work pt any, kind cannot do hia best If he takes alcohol. It waa my experience, and I believe it la the experience of others, that a man who doea not take alcohol -la alwaya In better training for athletlca, other things being equal, tin the man who takes alcohol." Sclentlflo Conclusions. Prof. 81ms Woodhead, In "Scientific Conclusions." speaks of alcohol's "power of repelling the leucocytes, the white cells ot the blood, the police men and acavengera of the blood, and so helping to drive them away from pua-formlng organisms that may make their way Into tbe body;" and, more over, tella na that "the child of an al coholic mother must come Into tho world with an enormously diminished Immunity to disease." Remove Direful Evlla. "Philanthropists can have no higher mission than that of seeking to re move the direful evils Inseparable rom intemperance." Lord Brougham, iMAneNAL SUMfSaiOOL Lesson (By E. O. SKIJ.Erta. Director of Even ln Department, The Moody Bible In stitute of Chleago.) LESSON FOR APRIL 14. .... i THE Una OF THE SABBATH. MCBRON TEXT Mark l:M to t:a (lOLl)KN TEXT "The Batibath was made for man and not man (or tho Bab- bath,"-Mark 1X1. That the Christian Sabbath la to be a Boon and not to be a Burden la tbe gist of the teaching of Jesua upon that subject. For what Is tbe Sabbath aet aalde and to what use shall we put the time thus set aside, are and have been through the years very live questions. That God had so ciological, physical reasons for setting aside one day In seven as a day of rest and recreation has led some to advocate what we know aa a "Con tinental Sunday" one grven over to pleasure, games, . sports, auto rldea, drives, etc., and an over emphasla upon tbe fact that God meant us not. only to test but also that he "hal lowed it," has given us the Puritani cal observance that Is akin to a wor ship of thla aeventh day. Which la right T - As we study these two Incidents in the life of our Lord, the plucking of the gralrl and tbe healing of the with ered band, both of which occurred upon the Sabbath, we can surely find guidance as to what shall be our ob servance of thla day. These two events, and the principles that un derlie are ot sufficient Importance as to be recorded In all three of the synoptic gospels. Let us look at the first . Passing through tho Held the hungry disci ples plucked some of tbe ripened grain, and sifting it In their bands, tbey ate it to supply their hunger. Mind, there waa no reaping and gath ering into bams for tha profit of the owner, but simply the gathering of sufficient to relieve the needs of tbe moment The ancient Jew waa cum bered with a- ceremonial observance that was oppressive, yet their own priests In tbe temple performed the necessary daily duties and were held guiltless; and the great David had once entered that holy place and taken of the ahew bread from off the altar and not only ate himself but gave to tboae who were with him. So it is that the life ot a manw la of greater Importance than the punctili ous observance of tbe Sabbath day. How Jesua Spent Sabbath. Passing on, Jaaus enters the syna gague and there found a man having a withered hand. Again the ever watchful PhaHsees observed him "that they might accuse htm." Jesus, knowing their growing antag onism, their attitude of distrust takes advantage of the helplessness of the man to teach these Pharisees the les son of obedience yes for once in scorn he rebukes tbem; snger and grief struggled in the heart of Jesus aa he commands the sick man to stretch forth his hand, and with the command went power so that the man stretched forth his hand reatored to its full strength and usefulness. Is It lawful to do good or to do harm, to save a life or to kill on the Sab bath? Once again Jesus takes the law from ita outward application and reveala the spirit the heart motive that must apply it wa are to truly love and serve Ood. Is It not sufficient that aln makea strange bed fellows, as for Instance, the Pharlseea consorting with the Herodlans, two parties aa opposite as possible and bitter in their antagon ism, taking counsel how they may destroy- thia young Galilean. The fact waa the disciples had violated no law of God, but an ordinance of man, and it has always been that we are more jealous of such than to really know tbe spirit of God's commands, and thereby to govern our actions. What irony of Jesus' tones as he asked them "did ye never. read?" The complaint of a Puritanical Sabbath was never raised, by one who has a loving familiarity with the Word of God God. gave us the Sabbath, It did not come by accident The heart hun gers to know him and ita demand Is for time to worship and to serve him. It is only those whose hearts are blinded by the God of this world who swing to the opposite extreme. God will surely reckon with those corporations and individuals who de mand, aa ahown by the social surveys of some of the steel towns, for Illus tration, aeven days labor each week, or who In their Individual Uvea are so engrossed in business and In pleasure as to deaden and starve their aoula, which are all the time crying out for God..- - : V'....; Jesus' anger waa at the hardness, and hia compassion for this hardness bf the hearts of tha Pharisees. Let us avoid the wrath and be Subject to the compassionate pity of God. Last Sunday we studied the resurrection of our Lord. Let us remember thst tho Christian Sabbath is a weekly remind er of that great fact . . : Prlnclplea Make Christiana. Rules make Pharlseea, principles make Christiana. It la not "thus aalth the priest or the council,", that Is to govern our actions, for that method haa alwaya aerved to deaden our con science, hence It is that Jeaus aald, I desire . not sacrifice but mercy. My kingdom is not to become a burden) I came to free men from the burfeo ot ceremonial observance, t desire mercy, therefore, if whenever tbe op portunity cornea for you to exercise the principles of true religion, to visit tho sick, to relieve the widows and the fatherless, to relieve human need, to direct men'a tboughta to mo In wor ship, if It be Sunday or not, ydu ought to do It In glad recognition that tho Son ot Man came not to be mTnla tered unto but to minister. Church members will have a good deal to an swer for In lending support to open thops, and extra labor . upon trans--wrtatinn facilities on tbe Sabatb lay. - ;'''. WONDERFUL KEALIX3 INFLUENCE IN K1DXEY TROUBLES. a .., .nt a half sen T was taken with a severe attack of kidney trouble that pained me to such an extent that .Mnhin. mA a ha elvafi ma Waa at tended by a doctor who pronounced It as stone In the blsdder and prescribed . ... . ... . - V l.kl. tlfa.M Lritnia water, i too a uiuis ni mnA hi.ia fnr enma tlma and received no relief from them. I atopped taking medicines ior some lime ana nanus, some of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root in the bouse, I decided to try it and felt much relieved; while Uking the aeo ond bottle commenced to pass grsvel, in all at leaat a halt dosen or more and have not Buffered the slightest since ana in an oaveiBKen one uums and a half and feel very grateful to Swamp-Root. Youra very truly, H. W. SPINKS, Camp Hill, Ala. Personally appeared before me tbla 16th of August 1909, H. W. Splnks. who subscribed the above statement and made oath that aame Is true In substsnce and in fact. A. B. I KK, Kotary Publle, Prove What Swsmp-Root Will Do For Yon Send to Dr. Kilmer k Co., Bingham on. N. Y.. for a aamnle bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also re ceive a booklet of valuable informs tinn. taiiina all about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be aura and mention thla paper. Regular fifty-cent and one-dollar site bottles for sale at all drug stores. ' PROor. Tom Do you think your father dis likes me? Tess Well, he gave the dog's chain and muzzle away yesterday. His Number. He gazed tenderly Into her eyes as she spoke. "Life," she murmured dreamily, "Is after all, nothing but a romance in which we are characters, moving hlth er and yon as the supreme author of our being directs. "And In the novel of your life,1 said he, tenderly, "where do I come In?" "You?" she answered with a smile. "Oh, you are let me see one, two, three you are Chap Seventeen." Harper'a Weekly. Filipinos Dislike Autoa. The reckless and Insolent automo- blllst is hated the world over. In the Philippines, where most of the auto moblllsts are foreigners, and where the natives have been used to loiter comfortably in the roads after the fashion of easj going southern coun tries, tbe automobiles have long been a grievance, and, failing to aecure ef fective regulation, tbe Filipinos have adopted the practice of rolling big boulders Into the roadway aa a faint not to turn corners at a breakneck speed. . Saving Hia Money. Owens Say, lend me a fiver, old man. Bowens If you'd save your own money you wouldn't have to borrow from your friends. Owens But it's because I want to save my own money that I borrow from my friends. Defined. Freddie Say, dad, what's morbid curiosity? , . Cobwigger That's what the fellow has who butts In ahead of you and keeps you from seeing anything. Why Should a Chicken Lay a Soft-Shelled Egg? Because, Willie, the chicken don't know how to create a hard-shelled egg unless it has some food with lime in it So chicken-raisers often provide limestone gravel, broken oyster shells or some other form of lime. Let the chicken wander free and it finds its own food and behaves sensibly. Shut it up and feed stuff lacking lime and the eggs are soft-shelled. Let's step from chickens to human beings. Why is a child "backward" and why does a man or woman have nervous pros tration or brain-fag? There may be a variety of reasons but one thing is certain. If the food is deficient in Phosphate of Potash the gray matter in the nerve cen tres and brain cannot be rebuilt each day to make good the cells broken down by the activities of yesterday. Phosphate of Potash is the most important element Nature ' demands to ; unite albumin and water to make gray matter. Grape-NuU food is heavy in Phosphate of Potash in a digestible form. 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His name and price stamped on the bottom protects the wearer against high prices and inferior shoes. Insist upon having the genuine W.L. Douglas shoes. Take no Substitute. If mr diler mmr W.I-t)onelM hoM. writ. W.I.DoarlwIirrwkton. !-'"ir"lTe " H nerrwlMreaeUTerrcliarselpniiala. Mm CUr M wttUm4. Two Smiles. Ezra Pound, tbo poet, was talking at the Authors' club, In New York, about Shelley's cremation. "Cremation, although beautiful," be said, "lends Itself to ribald Jest in a way that sepulture doesn't. "Who can forbear a smilo at the thought of that devoted young ma tron, who, her front ateps being cov ered with sleet, sprinkled her first husband's ashes over them in order that her second husband might de scend in safety?" Smiling himself, Mr. Pound re sumed: "And who could forbear anotber smile at tbe thought of tha young widow on tha blustery March morning who entered her drawing room to And that tbe wind had overturned the vase which contained her husband's re mains? " 'Pshaw,' she said, 'now isn't it Just like George to throw his sshes all over my new Klrmanshah rug!'" Method With Disadvantages. "Will you make any rear platform speechea next summer?" "I don't know," replied tho candi date. "It's kind of embarrassing to have an' engineer blow the whistle, ring the bell and pull out Just as you get to the grand climax on which you relied for applause." Midnight Scare. ; Knlcker Did your wife hear a bur glar In the cellar? Bocker No, she heard a burglar ette In the cellarette. Company, Limited, Cattle Creek, Michijaa For Infants tfifl CMlJren. Tho Kind Yea Have Always Bought Bears Signature nX Use J' For Over 1 Thirty Years Something the Matter. Anyhow. Little Harold lives in Broad Hippie. His mother got him ready for bed one cold night, and to be sura bo would be warm enough during the night she took extra precautions, re lates the Indianapolis News. After she had put on bis little fuzzy paja mas she tucked him carefully In be tween the wool blankets. Then, to make doubly sure, she got a hot water bottle for him and the youngster was apparently aa anug aa could be, with only his iittlo nose sticking out from beneath the covera. When bis mother bad finished tha tucking-ln Job she turned down tho light Soon the entire family was in bed. But Hsrold Is like most young sters. He loves his mother, and wishes lots of attention. So in his child mind he figured out a way to get her to his bed. "Mamma," he wailed, "I'm cold!" "Nonsense, son!" replied his moth er, and she never made a move to go to his rescue. The little boy tried the opposite. "Well, I'm too hot, then!" be yelled. Supply Cleaned Up. "Goln' flshln' next eummer?" asked the man who tells tall stories. "No," replied Mr. Growcher. "If you caught all the fiBh you said you caught last summer, there won't be any use of going fishing next summer." She Knew. Miss Gusher Oh, please tell me! Do you think poeta have to be born? The Poet's Wife Yes, borne with, the Z,-- SffiTiiiiilii MSJMNV, M am