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MELISSA WOULD NOT TOLERATE
- ' A TIGHTWAD. ,
' Mrs. Merrlwld picked bar pearl ear
Btuda from hr draaalnar inhla and non-
lay In bar roay palm. "I wonder If
they would really dissolve In vinegar."
he murmured, "and what effect
they would have on a person's tummy
In that form. I've a great mind to
W if " "
' Her maternal maiden aunt Jane,
who was buttoning ber down the back,
asked her what In the land she was
talking about. "You are getting real
fleshy, Melissa," she added, as she
. ncH?nea me giraie who some sugni on
Acuity.' "Do you know It?"
No. dearie." replied Mrs. Merrlwld.
.and I don't want to know It, It you
don't mind. They say vinegar emaci
ates one," she continued reflectively,
"but I wasn't thinking, of that. . I was
wondering If Mr. Btlntwell wouldn't
rail dead If I took that sort of a
Cleopatra cocktail In bis presence. If
' he knew they were worth two hun
dred and Any dollars, I'm pretty cer
tain he would. But then, I'd have to
. bother with the coroner and I haven't
.got a decent picture -of myself that I
could give the newspaper reporters, so
I'll compromise by telling him, that
he's wasting his breath. He doesn't
like to waste anything, so that ought
to stop him." , '. -;,:
Aunt Jane made a elucktng sound
Indicative of Impatience. 'If you re-
rase nr. truncweu, you re a very iooi-
ish woman. That's all I've got to
""I.
"If e Ate a. Light Breakfast, He'd Expect a Rebate."
say." she remarked... "He must be"
. worth over a million dollars." ' -
"Have you ever noticed how short
he keeps his finger nails. auntie?"
Mrs. Merrlwld asked. "That's to pre
vent them running Into the palms of
his hands. He's so close fisted he has
to. What would It profit me to marry
a ease of chronic grip like that, sweet
heart? If he Is worth a million, which
I don't doubt In the least, you can rest
assured that he'll never be rated at
nine' hundred and ninety-nine thous
and, nine hundred and ninety-nine 'on
account of bis wife's extravagance.
When be repeats that little clause In
the marriage service about endowing
the blushing bride with all his world
ly goods, bell have his fingers cross
ed. No, beloved, If I were to marry
lor mercenary considerations, I'd pick
a horny-headed structural Iron work
er, with a good-elsed life and accident
policy, who'd turn over bis weekly
pay check to me every Saturday night,
and leave the question of beer money
to my sense of Justice. Mr. Stintwell
has been looking out for the main
chance so long and hard that he's suf
fering' severely from eye strain. I Did
you know be bad Invited, me to go
with blm to see the sub-treasury?"
' "1 should think that would be very
Interesting," said Aunt Jane.
"Extremely so," agreed Mrs. Merrl
wld, sarcastically. "I suppose they let
you feast your delighted eyes on bars
of gold bullion and let you hola million-dollar
bill In each, hand. That
would be almost as satisfactory as
gloating over your husband's rating In
Brad street just after he's emitted a
stentorian roar because somebody has
left the light switched on In the bath
room. But he means kindly, and I
think he Intends to pay my carfare
both ways. Only I'm not going.",
"You will have your own way of
course, my dear," said Aunt Jane, "but.
It seems to me that if a gentleman
pays a lady marked attention with
the obvious design of matrimony, and
Is so wealthy as to be above suspicion
of any mercenary motive, the object
of his admiration mltht be reasonably
aA:nired of liberal treatment."
"It derends on the gentleman who Is
paying the marked attention, doarie,"
reMled Mrs. Merrlwld.- "If tl.e gntle
rw-.n is not a liberal gentleumn end
Hi 'f has to emj'Ioy a pwumut'c
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tracted by your money, Melissa?"
asked Aunt Jane. .'
"He Isn't repelled," Mrs. Merrlwld
answered. "I think he Imagines my
bonds might be a bond of sympathy
between us, but he Intends to be fair,
His Idea Is a partnership. He'd be
willing to take me In on the ground
floor, as It were, and when we drew
up our chairs to go over our accounts
In the evening, he wouldn't charge me
up with anything that wasn't right. If
be at a light breaKtast, he'd prob
ably expect a rebate, and he'd want
me to debit myself with the sugar I
nscd for making fudge, which wouldn't
be more than just; ' but he'd be
willing to bear a proper proportion of
the household expenses, If .you left it
to him what a proper proportlou was.
Well, that Isn't what I want, exactly,
dearie, I want to feel at liberty to
sign up with the. agent of a patent
washing machine, If I need one, with
out having to dispose f my electric
brougham to meet the Installments.
There's a current Impression that Mr.
Stintwell has feathered his nest, but I
don't take any stock In that. He'd
take his feathers to the nearest pillow
factory and get the highest market
price for them every time, dearie. But
I know there's much In me personally
that he admires." .
"WbaV for Instance?" Inquired Aunt
Jane. . . -.
Mrs, Merrlwld thought for a mo
ment "Well, there's my golden hair,"
she replied, "and my silvery laughter
and my sterling sense, not to speak
of my pearly teeth and ruby Hps. My
cf
- . i .t ..... ... 1 . SHI Wn rrfii
vole has rich tones, you know, and I
have a large fund of humor and cap
ital spirits, and you were Just saying
that ,1 bad an affluent figure," ' '
"You're quite a treasure," said Aunt
Jane. ;-v,v."
"All of that," replied her niece, se
renely. "But I can tell you I'm not go
ing to be burled by a man who Is
congenially unable to dig up." :.
(Copyright, 1(11, by W. O. Chapman.)'
On the Value of Rare Old Coins.
. "Around practically every battered
old coin treasured In the pocket of a
baggy pair of pants," philosophically
remarked the Erratic Thinker, "there
hangs a hallucinatory halo in the
form of a tradition that there Is a
large premium on It and that It will
fetch a considerable sum over and
above its face value. Nobody knows
the slse of the premium, who makes
the offer or how It, is to be collected,
but the faith, as unswerving as the
Justly - celebrated laws of the late
Medea and Persians and as beautiful
as It Is pathetic, exists, that somehow,
somewhere, some sweet when, that
faithful old coll will bring its owner
a considerable fortune. This markedly
resembles the faith of the average old
fashioned party man that at some
time his favorite congressman, for
whom he has rooted and voted and
rent his raiment, will do something for
him.
Fulfilled His Contract.
When the village decided that it
could afford to have Its streets
sprinkled old Frits Pfahkuchen was
put In charge of tie wagon.
. One day, , while on his rounds, he
stopped to gossip with a crony. And
suddenly he looked up at the sky,
"Meln Oott!" was his exclamation,
as he started his horses. "It lss going
to rain'!"-' .':,:-':; ' . :. ' ' ;-
He turned In farewell and discov
ered an amaied expression upon his
friend's face."; (.
"I must hurry up," he called back,
"and vater dse streets. Odervlse It
lss no. use." Harper's Magazine.
. . - " - Her Natural Protector." ;
"O Clara, we had a dreadful scar
this morning; a bur; 'ar scare!" said
Mrs. Fink. "There was a frightful
noise about 2 o'clock, and I got up.
I turned on the light and looked down,
to see a man's leg sticking out from
um'.;r t:te bed." ; -
'T' y, bow dreadful! The burg-
6 i'T, my'
Vi mute
husband's. He
too." Youth's
GRAND MARSHAL OF THE SUFFRAGIST .PAGEANT
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Mrs Richard Coke Burleson Is to be grand marshal of the suffragist pageant that will be held In Washing
ton on March 3. She la seen here standing by the horse she will ride, and In evening costume.
CUPID IS
Miss Winthrop Will Build $15,-
000 Trysting Place.
Woman Sees Woss of Street Corner,
Cafe and Dance Hall Courtships
In Gotham and Bscomes
a Philanthropist
New York. There's no use in deny
ing the tact that young lovers ofNew
York ,City have a pretty hard time in
getting away with It - Anyhow, ten
derhearted Miss Oordenla Winthrop
of Washington, after five years of
lorgnetted Investigation of some of
the rather distressing social condi
tions of the town, says It is so. Forth
with she decided something really
ought to be done hence a rather In
teresting announcement from' Mlsa
Winthrop. , 1
But before launching into Miss Win
throp's solution, let's see Just what la
this problem of the young Rovers of
New York. The answer Is: "Where
are they going to do their courting?"
Or, rather, that leads up to the an
swer, and In the meantime proposes a
few questional
. With, a few million people trying to
occupy the narrow, confines of Man
hattan Island. It goeslNthout further
elaboration that every family cannot
place at the disposal of Sal and Jane
a parlor each for the entertainment of
their young man friends over an eve
ning's call. Moreover, a large percent
age of ' the other hair In New York
City cannot afford single parlor for
the whole family, r .;
So when Freddie makes a "date"
with Sal, Sal must make answer to
Freddie something to this effect: "All
right. Freddie; meetcha at the corner
of Hundred and Twenty-fifth and
Eighth." Freddie arrives, duly, we
will say; likewise Sal. Presently the
popular street corner under the glar
ing arc lamps and In full sight of the
passing throng becomes as Inviting for
a continuance of the tryat as Broad
way for a rest cure.
, There's little in the way of a choice
for Freddie and Sal They might walk
a while, yes; but more than love's
young dream Is necessary to make
lovers lane out of a New York street.
There's the Cafe de Something around
the corner. The lights are dim there;
nobody Is his brother's, keeper across
that threshold. So we can't approve
of Sal and Freddie going there.
.- They have another choice, and only
about one mdre. It's the noisy dance
hall down the avenue. The brassy
muslo mimics sadly the sighing of the
evening's breeie of the country lane,
which is nature's own trysting place
for the village lad and lass; the thick,
smoky atmosphere of the dance hall
la a poor substitute, surely, for the
open sky that falls to the lot of young
lovers away from a great city's con
gestion. No; the dance hall will not
io. : -;:" ': - V-'v.a. .,..
, For the solution of the problem of
the courting couples of New York we
may turn gladly to Miss Wlnthrop's
announcement The fair philanthro
pist has viewed the problem viewed
from afar, perhaps, . but still close
enough to see the temptations which
mock the lot of the young lovers of
the city; to see that love's young
dream unfolding In a dance hall or
cafe may result in something very
different from a storybook ending;
to see. finally, that the city ts adly
deficient In proper courting places for
the" young whose homes offer no such
accommodations.
Miss Wlnthrop's proposition !s this:
She will establish at her own expense
of $15,000 a house, conveniently
located for the working class, where
the young people may meet under
VICLIN V.
$1, CC0. CHECK
Admirer of
Girl Also Promisee to De
All Coat of Her
Education. ' '
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GIVEN AID
the supervision of experienced chaper
ons, y .
"I have been over every section of
this country studying Its social evils,"
Miss Winthrop said, "and I think I
have found now what will be a great
remedy for the young in this great
city.".
lost u. s Woman found
Taken to Hospital In Italy She Ex
plains 8he Wss Overcome by III
- ness and Hsd Fsinted.
Rome. Mrs. William Mansfield, the
American woman, whose disappear
ance has caused much anxiety to her
friends and occasioned an Investiga
tion by the Italian authorities, has
been found In Venice, according to a
dispatch to the Oiornale d'ltalla.
Mrs. Mansfield arrived in Venice a
fortnight ago and took a room at a
boarding house, which she left The
police came upon her lying uncon
scious in the street and removed her
to a hospltaL- On regaining conscious
ness the woman said that she . had
been overcome by Illness and bad
tainted. She remained In the hospital
all night and left in the morning.
The police say she told them she
belonged to a wealthy New York fam
ily, and that the name of her hus
band, from whom she was1 separated,
was William Mansfield. -
Mrs. Mansfield . left Salo, on Lake
Oarda, about two weeks . ago after
cashing an American check tor )60 at
a bank. She said she was going to
Verona to buy paint brushes, but there
Is no trace of ber having stayed at
any hotel in Verona. Apparently she
went direct to Venice. - ; ; '"
NAME IS LOST 51 YEARS
Minister's Search for Identity Is Re-
wsrdeo? Through Publication
. '. of 8mall Item.
8pringdale, Ark. Rev. David L.
Leonard, erstwhile Rev, David John
eon. "Little Davy" to the few who r
member the , frightened. . bedraggled
youngster they sheltered when, one
day In 1861 federal artillery capslied
a houseboat at Ozard Landing, on the
Arkansas, has come Into his own. For
the first time In fifty-one years he
greeted relatives and . learned what
he never knew before hie name. V
- With telegrams In his hand from
the famlllea of three brothers and sis
ters in the south urging him to meet
them, the minister sat at the borne of
his sister, Mrs. J. C. - Johnson In
Sprtngdale. told bis part of the dis
connected story, matched data with
some of the pioneers and ended by leg
ally renouncing the name David John
son. . ' :.'- -.-v' '-
David's parents moved from ' his
birthplace, Knox county. Tenn., two
years before the war. to Coop Rldce.
near Fort Smith. Ark When mother
and father died, neighbors placed
David and four brothers and sisters
aboard a houseboat In charge of a
slave, .and started them for their old
home in Tennessee. '
Following the capsizing ot the boat
David disappeared. The other chil
dren were taken aboard of a passen
ger boat at the landing and on to their
found by a fanner a few miles from
Ozark, sobbing on the river bank. He
was 3 years eld and bis name, ne saia.
waa "Davy." 8ome months later.
James Johnson and his family ot
Greenville. Tex., came through Ozark
and adopted the homeless boy.
The Johnsons Journeyed to Kansas
City, lived there tour years, and then
The girl violinist is a member of a
society, the purpose of which is to
procure musical education for talent
ed youngsters who have not means of
their own sufficient to develop their
talent '
A frej n an mho re "Uy inherit-
i a f-!i 9 ovv. heard : ..,s I3ands
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THIEF LEAVES FAKE WHISKY
Burglar Breaks Class In Saloon to Get
,; Colored Water and Throws
Loot Away.
St Louis. The crash of breaking
glass attracted patrolmen to the sa
loon of Charles Croslck early In the
morning. A plate glass In front of the
place had been broken. But there was
no sign of a burglar.
, The police found a bottle In the hall
way. It was a quart bottle such as
Is used to contain wrisky. The cork
was out and lay nearby. Part of the
contents had been' spilled. The rest
reflected a nice, ruddy glow. Taking
it to the saloon, the police asked Cro
slck If it was his.
"Yep; that's all the fellow took,
too," was the reply. "It's colored
water."
The police Imagined the look of dis
gust -on the face of the burglar when
be sampled the whisky.
NEW PAPER IN NEW YORK
Gotham Writers en 8trlke Get It
Out Say It Has Circulation
of 100,000,
New York. A newspaper made its
appearance on the streets of this city,
and, according to its publishers, en
Joyed a first Issue circulation of 100,
000 copies. It was written and edited
by the Jewish newspaper men who are
on strike and Is four pages, seven
columns to a page. Most of Its In
formation' was about Its maker strike
against the Jewish dallies. The strik
ers themselves became newsboys In
the streets.
A second issue was promised for
later and. the writers who walked out
demanding more money and shorter
hours say It will be published at Inter
vals until the strike ends. They
named It the Jewish Press.
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went east In the wagon to Tennessee.
At Jasper, Marion county, Tenn., Dav
id grew up and in 1891 was ordained
a Primitive Baptist minister. From
the moment he learned to read and
write he devoted bis spare time in the
search of relatives and a name. The
Johnsons told him all they knew of
his history, but he found names and
dates at Osark forgotten when he
sought to learn of his stay there. Two
months ago he received a letter from
the family of Thomas Leonard of
Kroppel, Tet., saying they bad recog
nized In his story, told In an Arkan
sas paper, the connection with their
own family history.
The letter directed him to Mrs. John
son and when he came to 8pringdale
the Identification was made complete.
: ; Mr. Leonard now lives at Elkmont
Ala., Is married and has eleven grown
children. ,
BANDITS' FALSE COW FEET
Imitation Hoofs Worn by California
- Robbers to Delude Pursuers Are
Found In Cache. '
Long Beach. Cal. What Is believed
to have been a sale blowers' cache,
discovered at the edge of a swamp
near here, yielded several Ingenious
contrivances apparently , intended to
divert pursuit after the commission
of, a crime. They were a pair of Imi
tation horse hoofs carved out ot pine
and fitted with straps so that they
could be adjusted to a pair ot aboes;
an Imitation cow's hoof fastened to a
cane evidently was Intended to be
used In conjunction with the others
to give the Impression of a man oa
horseback driving a cow. . ,"
the finest musical education obtain
able. i Saw Comet, Never Returned.
Atchison, Kan. Clinton Smith, who
waa granted a divorce from his wife,
Elisabeth, testified that on the night
of May It, 1910, she went out "to look
at a comet" and never returned.
The Plea of
the Penitent
Br REV. PARLEY C. ZARTMANN. .
Surmry W EiumIw Dniinnr. .
Mniii nihil ilium, riiinn t
TEXT "My sin la evsr before ms. .
Hide thy taoe from my sins. Psalm
U:t, a
This la one of
the seven peniten
tial psalms ot the
Bible and the
chief of the sev
en. John Mae
Nell says that If
David did not
"write the psalm
be must have
written It himself,
so true ts It to his
own experience;
and that Is the
testimony of
many a converted
man or woman.
' The psalm is
the outcome of a dark page In the his
tory of David, king of Israel. First
there Was the adultery with Bath
sheba, then the murder of Uriah, then
concealment and hardness of heart
for a year. Psalm 81 tells us bow
David felt while refusing to confess:
"When I kept silence my bbnes
waxed old through my roaring all the
day long. For day and night thy
hand was heavy upon me: my mois
ture Is turned Into the drought of
summer." Then came Nathan the
prophet and stirred David's heart to
anger with the story of the pet ewe
lamb. Nathan's stern words, "Thou
art the man," were like a lightning
flash In a dark night, David saw him
self as he waa before Ood, and con
fession and forgiveness followed. Aft
er all these events sin, conceal
ment, mnrder, threatening, penitence,
pardon, punishment he cries, "Have
mercy, blot out my transgressions,
cleanse me from ray sin, wash me
and I shall be whiter than snow. The
entire psalm Is a perfect path for a
penitent sinner, and yon and I do
well to walk In Its steps.
Confession.
David recognises the Inherent evil
of sin. He saw it as transgression,
as rebellion. Iniquity, a twisted thing,
as sin missing the mark set for the
souL David knew It was no light
thing.
Sin In relation to God is transgres
sion, failure, denial, turning away,
blasphemy, hatred. In relation to
man It Is shame and Isolation, tire
some and dreary monotony, degener
acy, bondage, death. . There are sins
of thought, of word, of deed; secret
sins, family sins, business elns, social
sins. An awful catalogue: Adultery,
fornication, nncleanness, lasctvtons
ness. Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred,
variance, emulations, wrath, strife,
seditions, heresies, envylngs. mur
ders, drunkenness, reveling, and such
like. (Gal. B:lt-Sl). Fools make a
mock of sin. Society goes to the
theater, sees a . story of sinful hus
bands and wives, and laughs; It
speaks of a drunkard, or libertine, or
unbeliever, and calls him a pretty
name. But Christ went to the cross
for sin your sin and mine and so
long as we have small Ideaa of sin
we shall place slight value on re
demption. Let ns recognise sin as It
is enduring, personal and against
God.
David did not excuse himself, nor
plead the force of circumstances,
bodily organization, conventionalities
of the times, royal prerogatives, pecu
liar temptation,, maxims of society,
not even the woman in the case. But
"my sin Is ever before me." "So
then, every one of us shall give an
account of himself unto Ood."
W- Prayer,
Have mercy, blot out, waah, cleans.
We see how deep was David's realisa
tion of the enormity of his sin, and
how real the need he felt for cleans
ing. He wants a change of state
"blot out my transgressions;" and a
change of nature "cleanse me from
my sin." up amid the snows of the
Arctic circle region Is the grave of an
explorer who -went out with Sir
George Nares. At the head of the
grave Is a single Inscription: "Wash
wa, and 1 shall be whiter than snow."
Yes, your paat may have been black
as midnight and foul as this sin of
David, but Christ can wipe It clean
off the page. "What can wash away
my stn? Nothing but the blood ol
Jesus." And when by faith , you ac
cept this cleansing yon will know the
truth of what the girl meant when
she said. In answer to the question
"Ts anything .whiter than snow?"
"Yes. a pardoned soul." v
Waah me thoroughly from mine
Iniquity." "Though your sins be as
scarlet they ahal be - as white as
snow." "Cleanse me, frou my sin."
"I will, be thou clean." Look at Da
vid's basis of confidence for such a
prayer "according unto the ' multi
tude of thy tender mercies." The
greatest wonder of God la the mercy
of God; and It la the sinner's only
plea.
Stn Is the worst word In any lan
guage ana roe worst wing in any
soul. - At the cross you can see God's
hatred ot sin. his love for the sinner,
his fidelity to his promises, and your
opportunity. "My stn Is greater than
can bear?" You do not need to
bear It- "Who his own self bare our
sins In his own body on the tree."
Take your stand by the side of Da
vid, and the publican, "Be merciful to
me a sinner." ' Ask God. for Christ's
sake, to forgive, to pardon, to cleanse,
and to renew. The answer Is yours
already "The blood of Jesus Chrisl
bis soa cleanseth us from all sin."
Come now, and by faith walk the path
from' sin .through penitence, confu
slon and faith, to pardon, peace and
purity. Let the new year in yvt
calendar be a new year In your
acter, your conduct and your er r -c
a life hid with Christ In Go t
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WW J
BEFORE Ai;D
AFTER r.IARRIAG2
Advice Gvtn Tuoilier in Reftr J t J
Young Daughter Prove! Val
uable to Daughter Efea
. After Marriage.
Pollock, Tex. "When I was a girt,
about 14 years of age," writes Mrs.
Winnie Delaney, of this town, "I was
In awfully bad health. I tried differ
ent treatments, but they did me no
good.
A friend advised my mother to give
me Cardul, the woman's tonle. She
gave me one bottle, and it straighten
ed me out all right
I did not have any more trouble un.
til after I was married. 1 had several
bad spells then, but I began taking
14IUUI fi,U, muM Ml J UC.I.U IMUtSJ
to Improving right away.
I can safely recommend Cardul to
all women sufferers, as I think It Is,
the greatest woman's medicine on
earth.
you may pumisn mis letter it you
wish."
Cardul Is good for young girls, aa
well as older women, because it con
tains pure, harmless, vegetable Ingre
dients, which act gently, yet surely,
on the delicate womanly organs. It Is
a tonlo prepared exclusively for wom
en. - -
For more than 60 years, Cardul baa
been In widely extended use, by wom
en of all ages, and has given entire
satisfaction, as a remedy for rebuild
ing womanly health and strength.
You can rely on Cardul. It will do
for you, what it has done for thou- '
sands of others. It will help you.
Begin to take Cardul, today. -. ,
N. B Wrttt to, Chattanooea Medicine Co.,
Ladles Advieorjr Dept., Chattanooga, Tennfof
''Home Treatment for Women," aent u plain
wrapper. Adv.
THOUGHTFUL RUTH.
Ruth Yes; I got papa to buy a
Vacuum cleaner for mother.
Maud How thoughtful! ,
Ruth Yea. Mother Is a little stif
fened up with rheumatism,, you "know,
and I used to feel so sorry to see her .
trying to use the broom that I alwaya
left home on sweeping day. .
, , .
A Confession. .
Startled by convincing evidence that
they were the victims ot serious kid
ney and bladder trouble, numbers of
prominent people confess they have
found relief by using KURIN Kidney
and Bladder Pills. For aale by all
medical dealers' at S5c. Burwell A
Dunn Co., Mfrs, Charlotte, N. C Adv.
More Deadly Than the Gun. '
A small country boy was carrying a
dead cottontail by the ears..
'Hello, son, did you shoot that rab
bit?" Inquired a city man who bad
hunted all day with no success.
So," sarcastically replied the ur
chin, "I scolded it and and It died of
mortification." ;: ,
Important to anotnar
Examine carefully every bottle) bl
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infanta and children, and see that It
Bears the
Signature of (
In TTse For Over 30 Years.
Children Crj for Fletcher's Caatoriat
Just to Prove It.
"Pa, what ts undying love?"
"That'a the kind the gink has who
shoots himself dead when he is re- '
Jected."
Result
"111 hurl Uw insult back In that
fellow's, teeth."
"Then he U have to eat his words.
Dr.
Pleroel Pleaasat Pellet 11 ret put up '
i ago. They regulate ana invigum
rlin
stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-ooataa
Ua granules. Adv. .
Platonic love Is a good deal like
a gun that you didn't know was load
ed. 'vV.;' -v.-.. ;;V ' -'''i ;.. , "
rnn ennui m e to i days
Yonrdruunial
Will
refund tnomtr If PA.0 D'WT.
HUNT (alia to cure an,
BlMdiDaori'rutrudlnc PllwlaSloUd&jft. tun.
n en rn in, ftli
one oi iioning, jtituu.
As a sticker a porous plaster hasn't
anything on a bad habit .
GOf
OTIPA"
Manyon's Paw-r aw
Pills are unlike all oth
er laxatives or cad ir
tics. Tbey coax t a
liver into activity ly
gentle methods, t'. -v
do not scour; thry c
not gripe; they do mt
weaken; but t'try d
start all the seen-;;. .n -j
of the liver and stoi i
ach in a way that s i
puts these or - ns i.i a
pr
healthy condition .
1
corrects constipation. Munyon's F'aw-i
Pills are a tonic to the stomach, liver ;
nerves. They invigorate instead of wo
they enrich the blood instead of i
ithing it; they enable the stomacu t '
the nourishment from food that is ; t
it Price as cents. All IT"
"T can, t will, 1 l)o, t 'v
That J - mam me now."
t F'in must fo
f ' -n, but V.
rt 1 .' e- 3 -
out and
rkb nmr
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