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oTriVolous
Affairs
COmiOHT 1911
SOBBSrMCKKlU COMPANY
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8YNOP3IS.
o Codman and her alstar Ixiulle are
left orphan. Their! t
Thelrl property has been
wept awav hv tha riaath nf their fa
hr and they are compelled to cant about
- aume meana to earn a living, juou
, a anawera an advertisement of an Inva
lid who wants a companion. She decllnea
the poaltlon. Loulle advertlnea for a po
Itlon aa companion, and Mra. Haiard
replies. She offers Loulle a poaltlon aa
her "secretary of frivolous affairs." Her
chief work Is to steer Mrs. Hasard's son
and daughter in the right matrimonial
path. Ioulie talks baseball to Hap Has
ard and 'also gains tha confidence of Lau
ra Haiard. The Duo de Trouvllle Is be
lieved to be interested In Laura Mrs.
Hazard gives a big reception and Loulle
meets many people high in the social
world. Natalie Agassis, to whom Hap
has been paying attention, loses an em
erald bracelet during the reception. Bha
declares thera la not another Ilka It In
tha world.- It develops that Natalie has
lost several plecea of jewelry under sim
ilar circumstances! Hap takes. Loulle to
. the baseball game. He telle her ha ta
not engaged to Natalia and' lias bean
cured of bis Infatuation. Tha acene
... changes to the Haiard country place,
where many notables have been Invited
for tha summer. Loulle and Laura visit
the farm of Wlnthrop Abbott, an author.
In whom Laura takea considerable Inter-
eat. Duo da Trouvllle arrlvea at the Hai
ard place. Loulle hears Wlnthrop's mo
tor boat out late at night. Next morning
the papera announce the robbery of lev
eral nearbv homea. Natalie accuses Lou
He of ataallna- her rubv Dendant. Mrs,
Haiard assures Loulle of ner confidence
In her. Hin declares hla love for Loulla,
She reciprocates, but will not admit it as
she fears what Mrs. Hazard will Bay:
loulle Is excused from dinner on account
of a headache. Bha la bombarded with
nnti from Han tmnlnrtne her to aea him.
Wlnthrop la arrested In the presence of
Map and Loulle, charged with robbing
General Schuyler's home and shooting the
nneral. A box of tewela Is found in Win
throp's safe, among them an emerald
bracelet exactly like the one loat by Na
. tall. Natalia anoloaiaea to Loulle for ac
melng her of theft. Loulla Is awakened
at mldnleht and finds Hap In her room.
Next morning Hap explains that he was
In pursuit of a myaterlous woman he had
seen In tha corridor and who eluded him
by passing through Loulle's room. Na
talie Identifies the emerald bracelet found
In Wlnthrop's safe as her own. Loulle's
sister. Jo, arrives for a week's stay. John
Crowalnahleld pays marked attention to
.To. Loulla watchea all n Eht with Natalia,
She sees Wlnthrop croaa the fawn In tha
early morning, shadowed by Thomas, a
footman. Loulle hears a noise In the gal
lery and goes to Investigate. She slips
Into the card room and stumbles over
bag. She starts to carry it to her room
an la atirnrlaed hv aomeone in the hall
and falls downstair. She breaka her
arm. The bag belongs to John. Loulle
again finds herself under suspicion. Lou
lle overhears Hap tell his mother that he
Intends to marry Loulla even If she Is a
thief, which he doean't believe. Loulla
declares that aha will not marry him, but
Mrs. Hazard saye Hap can have her If he
inii her .Detective Adams la found
hound and a-aa-red. Jo Is missing. Tha
detective says she was carried , off by
three meiv.v ' . .w.. . . ..
CHAPTER XXIV. Continued,
At the end of an hour we knew
that Jo's abductors had crossed the
wire fence to the pasture, a mile
down the shore, for a piece of the
. dark blue dressing-gown that was
missing from her wardrobe was found
on the wire where, evidently, It had
caught. A little farther on, one of
her slippers ; was found. But there
all trace of the thieves and Jo ended,
We telephoned for Wlnthrop and he
came immediately. He knew more
about , that part, of the country In a
minute than any of the rest of us
In a year. But noontime brought
nothing more, and afternoon still
nothing. Then the police were noti
fied and that brought also newspaper
men and photographers. The police
ana the newspapers seemed the end
of our desperate hoping.
Doctor Graham came and barricaded
me In my sitting-room when the re-
porters began to arrive, with Celle as
sentinel. He said it would not do for
me to see them; that I would be ill.
; Then the attempted Jewel robbery
, leaked out reporters Just scent such
things embellished with my having
heard suspicions. noises, dramatically
rushing : out and saving the Jewels,
and plunging . down the steps and
breaking my arm as a fitting climax.
An artist sketched one of the maids
and added a broken arm, as they
couldn't snap me; and the newspapers
that afternoon oame out with extras
that sizzled. 1
But out of that episode Mr. Samuel
Dick, of the Evening Columbian, con
rhetd a. very nlausible story of Jo's
' disappearance. She had heard .. a
noise. Just al had; she had Investi
gated, which accounted for her having
on as much as she had; she had per
haps recognized, the .thieves, which
made it necessary for them to carry
her away until they had made good
their escape. They had left the de
tective behind because he had not
learned who they were. Mr. Dick con
jectured that we would find Jo alive,
because if the thieves had intended to
kill her they would not have taken
the trouble to carry her off. The big
question, of course, If we accepted
this 'theory, was: Whom had sne
recognized? And that was a chance
to display. Mr. pick's ability as a re
porter. He wrote a lot and said noth
ing, but ended with a clever allusion
to the emerald bracelet and Wlnthrop.
The story breathed hope in every
line, but it did not find Jo; and that's
all I wanted to find her! ,
' The thieves had gone away empty
banded, ''Plainly they had come back
for the jewels, not knowing, of course,
the Jewels had been conveyed to
town and locked in good strong
boxes 1t various banks, i But Jo knew
it, Ani she did not follow In the hope
of getting back anything. Just where)
or how they had made her prisoner I
Illustrations tiy
V.L.EARNE5
we could only 'conjecture. After all,
I couldn't see that it made any dif
ference where, for our only Idea was
to get her back, to know she had not
been harmed, but the police and the
reporters gave a great deal of thought
and space to this matter. I told John
of , the pistol when he came once dur
lng the afternoon to say there was
nothing new, but he only groaned. She
had not defended herself.
When the dinner-gong sounded,
Lone Oak, tor once, was demoralized,
John had not comer back; Hap was
disheveled and tired and refused to
dress. He dined on coffee and sand
wiches which Mrs. Hazard directed
Burrows, to serve in the smoking-
room to anybody who wanted to eat
I was in my room, dry-eyed and hope
less, 'with Laura consoling me; and
poor, dear Mrs. ' Hazard was trying
to be everywhere and see everybody,
while an immaculate, muchly-starched
nurse from town only got in every
body's way and added to the con
fusion. No one would let her nurse.
Natalie constituted herself hostess.
l don t think anybody gave a
thought tQ His Grace or cared how
he amused himself. He came upon
the terrace once during the afternoon,
and a photographer snapped him, not
for any particular . reason, but Just
because he was a duke and was lying
around loose. It was an awkward
situation for a house-party. The din.
ner must have been a hideous affair,
The women were left alone after din
ner, for all the men, except His
Grace, changed to rough clothes and
went to see what could be done to
help. Not that they had any partic
ular hope, but they chafed at being
idle in such a crisis. The billiard-
room was deserted, the card-room
dark, and one by one lanterns began
to flit in the direction of the ninth
hole, where Jo's slipper had been
found. '
It was quite dark when John came,
and besides the horror of its being
dark, there was no news. He knocked
softly, came in, spread out his hands
helplessly. He was tired and dusty,
and his clothes were torn where evi
dently he had struggled through gaps
In wire fences. When I met his clear
gray eyes and the look jn them , I
moaned. Then he gave tway, too, 'and
sat down, burying his face in his
hands. I knew the truth; he loved
her! He had waited' a long time to
love, then had tumbled in pell-mell,
and the woman was Jo. I obeyed an
impulse and put my hand on his bowed
head.
"We'll find her," I whispered brok
enly.
Yes, we'll find her!" he repeated
grimly.
"One of the newspapers suggests
that perhaps she was abducted and
Is being held for ransom. In that case
there's a chance "
He came to his feet with an excla
mation and eagerly scanned the paper
I gave him. .
If they are holding her if only
they will demand ' a ranaon," he said
hoarsely. "Great God! ; If only they
will!" .
"You .think they have killed her?"
I cried. . . - .
"No, no!" he denied. "She's alive
She must be alive. Why, she's got
to live, live!"
It was an awful thing to see him
Just Because He Wat a Duke and Was
. Lying Around Loose.
go to pieces, and he had gone com
pletely. The effort, he' made to con
trol himself made it, all the' more
pitiful. His lips were white; he could
not hold the paper steady, and when
he spoke his words, try as he did to
keep them from being so, were tragic.
I didn't know what had happened be
tween him and Jo the evening be
fore, but I knew what was going to
happen If she ever came hack alive;
and no dressmaking nonsense . and
false pride were going to have any
thing to do with It when- a man
waits for nearly forty "years to fall
in love, a tornado and that's the
most strenuous thing I can think of J
couldn't stop htm. He folded the
paper add tut it down gently.
"If the damned scoundrels are after
ransom," be said, "they will take care
of her, It's growing cold" he shlv:
ered, but the breeze that came in waq
hot and sultry "and she has only one
shoe. Loulle, does she know how to
use that revolver?"
"She can plug a dime at fifty
yards," I replied, remembering that
somebody at the club once said be
would like to see her plug a dime at
fifty yards. .
"Then why didn't she shoot?" he
demanded suddenly.
"It's an awful thing to shoot a
man, now, isn't It?" I demanded in
turn. "Even it he is a thief?"
"Great Lord. ' no, when she's in
danger; It's self-defense."
"Well, that's the way I'd feel about
It, and that's the way she would, too,
Perhaps when she realized there was
danger It was too late."
He was exasperated with me. He
couldn't see that a woman's mind
works differently from a man's. He
came close to me after a moment,
drew me Into his arms and placed
very brotherly kiss upon my fore
head. . ...
"Women," be said softly, "women
are angels."
The worst continued tt happen
Just at that particular instant Hap
banged on the door and, without wait
ing, suddenly . opened it. It was an
awfully awkward situation. There
was John with me in his arms John,
who never looked twice at a woman
in his life and I practically engaged
to Hap, and Hap looking as if some
thing had exploded Just under his
nose. I know I went red, and I'm
sure I would have done something
foolish If John's beautiful self-posses
sion had not saved us. He continued
to hold me in his arms.
"Women," he remarked over my
shoulder to Hap, "women are angels
Hap blinked.
."You bet they are!" he said. But
he was trying to readjust himself.
I went to him.
"Don't you see it's Jo, you goose,
not me," I whispered. "Get him
drink; he needs 1t."
"Scotch or rye, John?" Hap asked
from pure force of habit."
. "Neither," John replied.
. "Scotch," I said firmly. "Make It
a long one" I think that's the way
to say it, and I illustrated as the men
do "and'-and put a cherry In it
CHAPTER XXV.
The Man at the Bridge.
It's a strange thing that the first
definite clue we had to Jo after the
slipper and the torn piece of her
dressing-gown, came from Charlie
Ayer. There had been no demand for
ransom on the following morning and
we were In despair. Mr. Partridge
arrived, but he could only bring me
consolation. A rumor that some
strange men had been ' seen at the
railroad station came' to naught, and
finally Charlie had taken the run
about and gone away, no one knew
where and had not bothered. He came
back late that afternoon, grimy, with
two men In the car, one a milk man,
the other a stable boy, and held up
to the shocked gaze of everybody
present Jo's other slipper.
While the detectives John had had
sent down from town, and the local
police, were following up clues that
led nowhere, Charlie had stumbled
upon one that seemed to be good,
through pure unadultered chance, and
a puncture.' He had started -to town,
I don't think he himself knew why,
and he got the puncture on a stretch
of roadway that didn't , boast a tree
for a mile. It's a thirsty job fixing
a puncture, more so when the sun
Isn't particular Just how hot It shines,
and it's the first time the shoe has
been off and has rusted on the rim.
When Charlie finally threw the
pump and the Jack Into the tonneau
the only thing in sight was a milk
wagon. Now, I don't think Charlie
ever took a drink of milk in his life,
but milk is better than nothing and
Charlie hailed 'the? wagon. .While he
was drinking the milk, the milkman
began reading a morning paper.
Charlie gazed at the back page,- know
ing that on the front page, Just under
the milkman's eyes, , was a story,
capped by a two-column head, to the
effect that Miss Codman r was still
missing. He asked a perfectly silly
question, witn startling results:
"You don t happen to have- seen a
young woman, in a dark-blue dressing-
gown, looking lost, strayed or stolen?"
No, sir," the milkman answered,
"but Bill, the stable boy where we
keep the wagons" he Jerked his head
toward the interior or tie ; wagon
'says he thinks he knows about this
here young woman who was stolen
from Lone Oak. Are you a-Iooklng
fo her?"
"Yes," admitted Charlie, "I'm a
looking for her." '
The milkman whistled, then held
up two fingers ana dexterously . ex
pectorated between thera. ..
"Well, Bill says he thinks he picked
up them three men and the young
woman on this here very road about
four o'clock in the morning, and
drove 'em about two miles. He ain't
sure; he don't remember nothing
about the dressing-gown, for it was
dark and he didn't see It, but he
said this morning that it did seem to
him as it it must have been them."
A greenback changed hands, and
the result was that the milkman
agreed to take Charlie to the stable
and Introduce him to) Bill.
Bill's story was that he had driven
a couple, who had missed the last train
up, to a stable that boasted an auto
mobile, and there he had turned back
toward home. It was late then, or
rather, early somewhere ", between
half-past three and tow. At a point I
which be did not exactly remember,
three men accosted him and asked
If they might ride with him. He didn
consider this unusual, because It had
happened , to him before. The men
were supporting a young woman be
tween them. Bill. concluded she had
had too much. He was. paid in ad
vance, a bill which, in the light of
smoky kerosene stable lamp later,
turr.cd out to be ten dollars, but that,
too, had happened to Bill before when
h. had given a lift to a "souse."
They rode what Bill Judged to be
at out two miles, and got out at a path
fcvlUently leading to a house, Just be
fore coming to a small bridge. He
remembered the bridge distinctly
They had called "good-night" to him
One of them, he thought, spoke In
German. He had ceased to think of
the Incident until he saw the row the
newspapers had kicked up about
young woman having been, presuma
bly, abducted from a place in that
vicinity on that very morning. He
had hesitated about Informing the
police, because he didn't want to get
mixed up 'bout nothing when
he
wasn't sure 'bout nothing, and didn'
know nobody; and he couldn't
be
spared from the stable to go to court
'bout nothing.
But when he had been promised full
pay for any time lost and a guarantee
of his Job from the owner of the
stable, he consented to accompany
Charlie to Lone Oak, If the milkman
would go also, and place himself and
his information at the disposal
whoever wanted It. He gave Charlie
a slipper which he had found In the
carriage. It was Jo's.
The terrace became a newspaper
office, and at the rustic tables where
we usually had tea In the late after
noon reporters were frantically writ-
tart. The photographers snapped Bill
and the milkman every time they
looked "up.
It was quite a procession that went
down the driveway to take Bill
the spot near the small bridge where
the men and their victim had alighted
Wlnthrop said he knew the path and
A ' Passing Automobile Party . Had
Found an Unconscious Man Beside
the Road.
the. bridge it was perhaps four miles
or more below Lone Oak and if Jo's
abductors had left the carriage there
he was certain It was not to follow
the path. He knew It led to a little
house and a celery farm, owned by
an old German couple named Hingel
muller, simple, honest folk who cer
tainly had no hand in an abduction
or in concealing any one who- had.
But everybody went, Just the same,
and rather eagerly wnen it was re
membered that Bill said he thought
one of the men spoke In German.' .
The little old couple were aston
lshed at the intrusion, but answered
questions straightforwardly, and be
cause Wlnthrop, who knew them well,
requested- It, allowed a search of their
house and premises. Absolutely no
trace of any person was found. The
detectives and more to the point
the newspaper men were finally con
vinced that the Hlngelmullers knew
nothing." If It had not been for the
slipper, it is probable Bill's story
would have been entirely discredited.
The bridge spanned a' small brook
that ran through the Hlngelmullers'
celery farm on one side of the road,
coming through an estate on the other
belonging to a family who had been
abroad for three years. This estate
was vacant. The house was some
distance from the stream, and stood
on a knoll that gave a view of the
ocean, It was surrounded by weeds
and overgrowth.
The detectives decided to inspect
this house. A careful search, how
ever, "proved conclusively that no one
had been near the place. The house
was securely shuttered, its shutters
and porches thick with dust. There
was no Indication anywhere of the
weeds having been trampled. It was
reasonably certain that : the house
neither was nor had been occupied
for some time. But the police took
the responsibility of tearing off a shut
ter ' and searching. Inside was the
same , coating of dust, no footprints
tnywhere, no signs of anything hav
ing been disturbed.
The search ; from that time on
seemed to stand still. BUI and the
milkman were sent back to the stable
handsomely rewarded, but the story
came to naught, Just as everything
else had. We were no nearer finding
Jo than we had been the morning of
her disappearance.
John still expected a demand for
ransom, so did Mr. Partridge, who
broke two pairs of glasses the morn
ing he came, rubbing them. I had
ceased to hope. I nursed my broken
arm and cried every time I looked
and I looked often at Jo's long, slim
gowns hanging on their pegs. Just
now r k Happened the newspapers
hadn't dfscovered Jo's Connection
with Mmo. Gautler, Robes et Man
teaux. r do not know, ; It's a tact that
all the stories referred to her as
Mrs. Hazard's guest,: the beautiful
Miss Codman. Perhaps it made a bet
ter story r ; " - ...5 s, 0 -, t 5
; We dragged through , Sunday. , Win
throp had taken the reporters into
his home, for there was no such thing
as a hotel near us. We discovered
that Sam Dick was an '07, and Sun
day evening Mrs. Hazard brought him
in to see me she's soft-hearted about
reporters anyhow. He told me he
wouldn't print anything I said if
didn't wish it, but he simply had to
be able to tell hla city editor that he
bad seen me; that he would like to
take a message to the other boys,
told him I'd stand for what he chose
to tell them. He's a dandy chap.
Monday morning Mrs. Hazard au
thorized me newspaper men to say
that twenty-five thousand dollars
would be paid for Jo returned alive,
I didn't have to be told who had
offered to pay it.
Monday noon something happened
that we could not see had any bearing
on Jo s disappearance, but which took
the newspaper men and photographers
to tne rustic bridge on the run
passing automobile party had found
an unconscious man beside the road
Just at the rustic bridge. He had
been shot in the throat. How he
came there no one knew. He could
not speak and no one could Identify
him. Afterward a trail of blood was
found leading Into the woods along
tne stream, but before It had been
followed many things had happened.
The wounded man was taken toDr,
Graham's, where It was not thought
he could live, as he was terribly ex
hausted from loss of blood, and he
evidently bad dragged himself from
the place where he had been shot, to
tne road for assistance.
While we were digesting this new
horror, John, who was pacing up and
down Mrs. Hazard s sitting room, sud
denly gave a short, sharp cry, and
the next instant he was tearing madly
tearing madly is exactly what he
was doing down the steps and across
the lawn. Coming from the direction
of the beach, stumbling, waary, ex-
naustea, was Jo!
, (TO BE CONTINUED.)
THOUGHT 'HE GAVE THE SIGN
But Old Gentleman Naturally Was In-
dignant at Mistake of
Drug Clerk.
A well-dressed old man walked into
a corner drug store the other day,
mopped his brow with a handkerchief
and took a seat at the soda fountain
The clerk faced him expectantly.
I am' very thirsty." he remarked as
he drummed on the counter. "I don't
know what I want Well, I believe I
will take a phosphate," he concluded,
still drumming on the marble with his
fingers. The clerk smiled, picked up
a stein and went to the rear of the
store. He came back, set It in front
of the old man . and rang up 15 cents
out of the half dollar which was given
him. The old man, without looking in
tne stein, thirstily raised it to his
lips and took a long draught. Then
he quickly set the stein down, sput
tered a moment and then exploded
between his coughs. .
What do you mean? I never took
a drop of liquor, sir, in my life. But I
know it, sir, the rotten stuff, when I
smell it Til not stand for it, sir. I
called for a cherry phosphate. What
do you mean, sir, by giving me
whisky?" And the old man stopped
for breath as he glared at the amazed
clerk.
"Well, I I eiv-I guess I made a
mistake. I thought you wanted It for
medicine," stammered the clerk.
Sir, I am a teetotaler. I wouldn't
touch the stuff for love nor money."
And the old man marched out Indig
nantly. 1 ,
"Well, for the love of Mike!" ex
claimed the clerk to a man at the
counter who had been served a stein
In the same way, but who made no
kick. "That old duffer came in here
and certainly gave me the correct
high sign. And he drank nearly half
of It, too." The clerk laughed .as he
looked into the stein. Kansas City
Journal.
Care of Your Umbrella.
A soft silk wears the best In an um
brella. A ; steel frame Is lighter to
carry and admits or a closer roll.
When carrying your umbrella on the
street not in use, keep it furled; if
hanging in your Closet keep its case
on. In fact, It presents a very neat
appearance if the case Is on when it
canted. To furl, grasp the stick
in the right hand, shake out the folds,
wrap them closely around the stick,
beginning at the ' lower end, and
smooth as they are wrapped around
the stick, then fasten with the silk
band on the silk cover.
When coming in with a wet um
brella, wipe off the handle and fer
rule, and furl the silk sections. If the
silk gets a spot on It, remove it with
silk cloth, warm water and soap,
Clean a gold or silver handle in
warm soapsuds, rub up a wooden han
dle with a very slightly oily cloth.
Up In Chemistry.
'Thomas," said the professor to a
pupil in the Junior class in chemistry,
mention an oxide."
"Leather," replied Thomas. -"What
Is leather an oxide of r
asked the professor.
An ox'lde of beef," answered tte
bright youngster.
What Happened.
II went to ask her dear old dad
To let hla daughter marry him;
He got home later, but ha had .
An ambulanca to aarry him.
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Stop having a bowel waeh-day. Let
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Miyions of men and women take a
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Most Any Time.
The scene is set.
A country road, trees, sky, summer
homes, a lake In the distance. A
steam railway line crosses the road
at right angles.
Enter, up the road, an automobile,
well loaded and running at high
speed.
Enter at the far right an express
train.
Both automobile and train are rush
ing toward the crossing.
Owner of automobile to chauffeur:
"Can you make It?"
The chauffeur, speeding up: "Sure
I can make it!"
He doesn't. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
HAIR CAME OUT IN BUNCHES
Route No. 3, Box 20A, Broken Ar
row, Okla. "My trouble began with
an itching bf the scalp of my head.
My scalp at first became covered with
flakes of dandruff which caused me to
scratch and this caused a breaking
out here and there on the scalp. It
became so irritated until I could not
rest at night and my hair would come
out, in bunches and became short and
rough.
"Rvervthlnir I used would cause it
to grow worse and it continued that
way for about three or tout years.
While reading the paper I saw the
advertisement of Cuticura Soap and
Ointment and sent for a sample. It
proved so good that I decided to get
some more. -1 used them as directed
and In two weeks I saw a good ef
fect. Now my hair Is longer and
looks better than I have ever known
It to be. I give all the credit of my
cure of scalp trouble to the Cuticura
Soap and Ointment." (Signed) Mrs.
Ella Sheffield, Nov. 30, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
tree, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston." Adv. '
8adri3r Still.
Discussing a recent political scan
dal, In which an official was accused
of dishonesty, Richard Harding Da
vis, lunching with a number of theat
rical stars at a fashionable roof gar
den In New York, sold, with a sigh:
"He is a man I would have thought
incapable of baseness. It is sad to
think that every man has his price."
'Yes," said a comedian, "but a sad
der fact still is that half the time he
can't get it."
THINK OF THE MILLIONS -
that have been relieved in the past 75
years by Weight's Indian Vegetable
Pills and decide whether they are not
worth a trial. They regulate the
bowels, stimulate the liver and purify
the blood. Adv.
Their First Tiff.
I'm sorry I ever married you!"
shrieked the bride, on the occasion of
their first quarrel.
You ought to be!" retorted the
groom, really angry and bitter for the
first time. "You beat some nice girl
out of a good husband."
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and Bee that it
Bears the
Signature of I
In Use For Over 30 Yean.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
' Easily Seen.
"Have the Jinxes a family skele
ton?" "Yes, and she's wearing one of these
silhouette gowns, . too." Liverpool
Mercury. .- -
Against a Stone Wall.
"My poor man, you are the picture
of dejection," sympathetically declar
ed the prison visitor.
"And a framed picture, at that,"
added the convict Buffalo Express..
, The world production of tin last
year was 114,196 tons, as compared
with 166.S2S tons the year before.
For the treatment of eolda, lore throat,
etc., Dean's Mentholated Cough Drops give
sure relief 5o at all good Druggiata.
Politeness opens man? doors, but
they are usually Belt-closing. V