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THE ONl4Y! NEWSPAPER PUEL1CHED IN LIADISON COUNTY
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WIDEST ?AND BEST, IN STATE
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WEAVJ&VILL3
HbWAPF
SPLENDID CELtHATI0N
LLE-j P, CO PnL E Little Sandr and warf weitipr whool
-r-nt ATirtM-iV I and -hurch.- Th houw: wa- boul
iCIAIUN,BY J 28x50 fet ndro:tori ;Lrt ii
Thursday thi ptopW' tVlwnif
le and Ashevilla rejoiced tojrether,
lebratlnf - the opening of . ib 24
ot concrete road connecting wear
vUlej aad -AslieyUleTlM' ay- was
lihtful.alid;roite a large igathejj.
ir I DeoDie eniovea tne occasion.
bout twelVa OTclock.the cars,' jnary
' them decoratkd far weira colors and
ind proceeded toWeawviUeMriiep
e atreeta througn wucn tney passed
was' changed toane story and usel
for a church only. A.aew church no4
stands on the property ner,y,'tii
eaUed J'LitUe Sandy'LThe territor
involved no wnstituteiACross jRoc
and Middle fiandy Musy school die
mTh'H5.eWii4epier highyay pn
Aflheville.,1 the , Smokv -JHountaij
ark andcMBn 'to' Kirtxville-wiUipaH
1 laced'TXi thmi pa ain, for we art
au roovinB icetr r i na are not go mi
H. BEEVES
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'f we Jlftwjn;jColor;i The y-peakiiw
And dinner werf on Jfti,e.)frfiujidsj.ol ,
v ea ver iuueK
tAa it was
e speaking
jt .lit- -V .i
itock. an attomem o4iAshevilJeiiwaa 1 tl!,fr ,, ., ..;...',) u m fiTf":...v
faaater of ceremonies and in the oat The fifth Lee Uarker for the Di
fet, whetted tne-appBttte'ioI'inla m ;ir Htehmy 'thtonghU Western fOT
:fefwaftoo
fitting remarks he introduced "Mrjr.Jltjhaa jbeen announeed by Mrs. J. 1
. Stikeleather,-who spoke of ihisGadger, Jr' state chaimiui of.tte
iece of road, aa, the widest .stretch in ! comittee..on Lee Markers, of the C
forth Carolina) aiid at Jt ,Ka link Jn i JDai- hters Jf the tyhfederacf.
b th iteJ&PMMtimUk '&W,M3ttfW-. ? just
from Maine to jaextconjy air jt.
ombe .County Commissionert, said l,the,.wnd. for which now stands
iimonBihetalnKStha'lMafi
had tamimraOT-mfli wad eon
the avervffle'roali' witirtha
Xiw River road at Alexander. Mr. ; the Tennessee line, and at Calvay
Holmes -, Bryson, i lehairtoan , olr-ttte ' Epiacopal, churchy Fletchanv A sinfl
(Aaheville hanher.otXommprclUfce lana teia4o be Jedicatedt "Hen-
toextspeaker, said thatjAsKeville, e . dertonvUlh bnlATinii(.Day, and
'V l,'r;'.:ii-
. A. UtM number of-the Madison
Couhtv teachers attended the'meet-mg-oCtheiWesternt
District of the.N
C. E. A. which was held in'AshevillS
list- week.' f la' fact' th largesti nuntc
her that has ever attended from this
county was there. The teachers of
the .county this year hare manifested
a greater spirit of Jbyalty and 'coop
eration taanijWjeiij )W-, are
proud of the fine record that is being
made br thenV'V'r -j , n"..i::; mi
CHAMBER COMMERCE
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!rcJie
flleTttie
inetronolia' of Wettterrf North "taroH-
ipa, would soon unite , wtth Weaver-
n westerns wortB'auroiuuu'jttr.
scoe Marvel, chairman of the Ap-
ng-tht WsaYeviHefca sboiL tospendnj
80.000"a ' sT-Water System anrisr
ooking.towt paved street in the
tear Jut --, r.!viac:er,--or P'e'
Jiridr-!.' aa t tastor'of" the Ca-
-' li..E. Chur h. at Asheville. the
' next sp ker, said that, Asheyil,tjt,iei
1 't!-; the old street car line fiv.a
' iverville , " t o AshevUle, - v '
lint 2- .
h
: bededjcated
mdve to -plate tthets at Btttfeore and
at Tuxedo on the South CarolUa
line iaVbeinpuahed-by the efimmjt
ta.v'v., i.i.-Ai-.,-
i.r.w.MA$:iA' . u
k followed by a.: dehUulidUuieIf
cnidcesi nni osnearn meataj;reads.
:eggi; salads,'rpiae, pkkleataks and
-many other good thmga,;iwaarisprad
'mi thfltitahle cloths spread on-ltoe
'troan U& llirat tto. thek hearts'
ontento It was ai.delightfut occasion.
1 .Ji.'il'V mti ' i n;-t.
" f TRANSMONTAINE) .V
j jstMor WMiRnMiwa conce
WAW Mi!
.TransmQitaJni,
ibis building bearing that.,appel
ationwas fBpectedU (ew years.agoi
, pripr to tl)Civa.7(Won.4ttl9
VHyuen, ift,of -wnsnij;,,,
if
ul
to i..uis .scnooi,.waa.,auii aucce
the first lew -years jl Ji t existence
tav9 z ewwere attracted to it -from
wainr JlMon- JanyHaytoied' coun
ties. Rev. W. -P-.- Parker aided by his
iwitw, rwhor' ihef ore hr marriage; was
iMiaa Martfaret WeareB and who i dust
recently died at Weaverville, andihy
wtheva, taught school itheMT" -,jf .
i-'! i Amoag-. those liOf u note -fromy Hay
wood, were David and Frank Boyd,
. EbM;iFeson(JUdgrJarlandtFer
v suaonemdi Attorney iBurder, Ferguson.
; nrfathevitof Homer.; Ferguson vf. ship'
building fame. Somerpapils fromiBun
' combe were a CaULi W.f E. Weaver.
athslr ,efcCongri)8amattgeh).Weayery
auEBivuaav weaver mm. mameflLir.
rDiiH.Teagaaiw)Weaarvilleit and,
j)iMisa;;Kjttie Weaver, srho, became the,
wife of Dr. I. A.t Harris of. Jupiter.
t Vaars afTer.'Jthe," writer want to thiai
school when amall bov "waUdne twa.
t.and'athall mites. Jt was then eaUeduwes wjy, aeft
l?Rrva fiun 'the waroetlj
I've imitten your cities a . t home.1
I've e ncl j the walla of our sta
'Voiirt ihtrHmd
I've spoiled yeur garddOs mh W
-wihardstv 7'4a- ;o.ijrx-' "t. ..ft.).
i'vecamea youronageaAway
The loss is told in mUUlSns of geld;'
The indemnity you must pajl .-. t -'
But had I not cause for'aamrt i : ....
Sas tfctoot time to rebeltjMd
ask "it th springs' that eed sue J
rnen- rocK-nooed neigbts can teikr :
Go to my: mountain cradle, 'm i v
Go" to my home anl see, vi .(f; r
Lfek on myruined fortstar ' if,
And note' what ye dido
These wearemiyivanibowert, , i v '
my oeas or oracxen and rern,-;i, ;
The spels where If lie and rfest me
E'er to your !weKarl tnm. .--.oi.
These' y ou havef plundered anti wast-
il . ed, I'CToion v- irtiti 1 iv-A;'
You'v.hpped and JBOENE&i And.
'C:-;;scared. ort; fc Jswiaiwi r s
Till my home tailef ofivardaratbe-:
re ii " i .." v
reft.-.
So I have goao-on- the warpa''th;
ma,yopr iapo1wiaj ri .
Restore with care my.woodands fair
...A-West .Vfcglnis, darkey i .b'la'ck-'
Smith, recentlv Announced a Vhhnirfl'
te hift.nesa aaj.ws.Nej
opartoiipTretoore'jw
between.moand.Wosaklnnertt
by reeolypd. Dem whatj)wed;.oei firm
u tUP Wrnatand,.whafrdCinn
aWld
The Dr&rram rendered at. the. Dis
trict meeting was very-good1. Miss
Lucy Gage of Peabody. College, rec
ognised' "'ne -'$f the leading pri
mary teachers ill' the United States,
gaye0severar , splendid addre'sses' to
various groups pf s thi'J AssociatioiK
On nf thri"t4hi vataaricad JrtiAt
hef addresW it the' first general meet'
ingrwaa the best educational; address1
b 'naa neara m twenvynva years.
Sunt.' A. "T.1 Allen made a masterful
address to' th cbtmty and city super
intendents. ;- His subject i'waa ithe
Need ''of "tttt l Bight Mhnths School
Term!' 'T'hOpe"that this address can
be .published in thi'NewskRecord
within the "ttert" two ; weeks iso' - that
ill the'Wple Of the1 county may real
ise tnat in a greatest1 'neecr 'in exiucai
uonu une wwf w a longer scnooi
term. -.i- -v':mi,f- yhu.ii .ii
) i "Di i . 1 : i' 1 . i hi' 1 i '. i .i ir i . u'
ceuntyt If avt are spending ,too much
money, who will be the first one to
suggest that the Beard goback tQ UieH
Old,, dilapidated nuuding on the bill
top r criticize1 ttd- Boaid fdinvesto
tag, W9und t9,P0O 00 ,of the county',
money in the children of Ubpei1 iu-
rei at;JObs .pradiiiSchopl7 , our,
teachers are too. well qualified who
will be 'thsfCirst te JBuggest :that, we
turn down those who have made pre
paration' for 'teaching" tend ' Secure X
I understand' that VrelitT deal of
ojjtical 1proManda"'ls "being spread
ugnou? xne cQunty on tne cost oi
guilty to thef ict that We are spetad-
ing lote or money lor, schools. ,we
ten fit tHa Bountv. ' Wh Oleart
to tWchartha
the best teachers'
'guilty
have employed
it was Dossible
secure with the mune'kvaflable:
Wf ple,UtrtoJtt tharge'at
fbf theFfirst tie ih' thi.hlstoi' of
the .eountv'ae there h'teachers;em
ployed in the system wno'do" not (mea
sure" up t6'the'S1t.'mndard.'t.W6
plekd ftfttty 'tt'aOrb haV( one b the
geat rural high schOloWlin lhe wesi-
cheaper class of unprepared second
grade teachersT f , J Ttl- 0
.We further boast of the fact that
the ne buUdihgs- that " have bee
Duutunder, the, present Board's man
agement has beetf the most ecbhomi
al,Jta m history.Eyerypna who sees
the jaew building at Marshall admits
that 1 we "tttw 'ttetttng at.Uaat
?00.OQ cheaper than such a building
has been built? elsewhere.Ohe promt
sent guilder , who visited Htbis
ing Tecently told me that he-could
hot 'Awvexbuiltif syeh, almUdiug for
lea; than $85,0p.00. The building
at -Beech !! iat beingiibuiltt ifdr a
fWW.yv less. Man any other of iu
typo; in tnecounty. nmn
rXes, tt.ia true that we are spend
ini' lots5 tff -money." We hhve toVThe
beys, and girls. of rthja county are just
as much entitled to a good feducatioh
as. uuncombeiiyeti jwe rhaye,! been
spending only a small part as much
per cnud as'mncomM nas: we: are
not criticizing any rpast , boards . or
commissioner.' biit1if thtfxounty hrid
en putting, something, more into.
schools in the past: itwbuld hot be
. JX -it t A 1
mm nn ncesenviume:-)
Dr. Edgar W. Knight, one of th
tijl,my. 1 truBt iat lome PLAN TO MAKE COUNTX-
oniWillbe goodtenoutehto thechilo .,' '
ren,p.th? county.kick me. out-,,,,, .'-WJDE . ORGANIZATION , ,
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fWf!fl what tne .Mcpmpllsh ;'-:-wVi- .rETJlHW- KJWfa.V.
mients of the present
DeenujM
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board
men of .Marshall was called Thursday
It erected a ''VuailyJ t0"i
ir Elbveiand feartied ia SBeiafi boi? ' rgahsed a -.Chamber f.r of
ocnopinjeion there. Zv It ordere.0
ahd carried a Special SchVol 'Election
4urdep8omiit . tl
ur, darar w.
reS uCwtoM not .only of North
VBronna.p.ut.oi the .entire south
ceatly haath te'sav hbout the i
of , education,: , ,,! An , f festive , .school
system costs mcreasinsrlV' more moh-
jeyj generally much.jnpre. money than
an ineffective school system. Every
aaainon w enudren, term, curriculum
improved pnysicai , equipment,
outer moaem equipment W
tares educational eXficiency
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t p pfjte stats' W Mars'-Hai
V. bt t M ige tVcfthlt nexfcW
we s alasMlendid bigfr'scittbl
bni' ? 'it.' BeM.Glefe fb? all: the
chi. . i of Nttmber 'Four' 'townshM
e that the!chiTdre m that
isrtf'justlhmteh'LenttUed
1 'thl''advaiftges''ks
of .XuifvT hob aa4& Scjiodl U
numoer .
to
Eleven uTi
mm
addiOonal fun
,r I hoi
.and rvo-aMywitn any oi cm other western t4OjQ0 vcPes.,pff;thi j
bicn-iea-i counties, iu. " has worked out and iwill be distributed.
.caUa lpr f adopted' a 1 county wide plan of schboUir; fhisf is:, irare u
l :','.?. Kill;
sup nuenaeot'is to provia asj econo
mically as possible the best school fa
culties possible roraj oiechiiajfen' of
m i county And any, bwM ;qf aduca
tionjor supermten,denrwho idbes ot
uxot ".ioiasijfftiisinn
me MVAna wnea my vision gets set
poor as a looseisignf oi iis J50JC(C-
Till?
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fFOR LAW ENFORCEMENT' J FOR-' -"ff 5
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MCDETO-BA(M
Calvin B. Ednev. Republican
1 . . -. IT .... i...n).Hir . hi
IIMB AU& WUWM. HIT. ...
week's Record on account of a letter
written by. Mr. N. B. McDevittJre-
fleeinr u on Mr. Edney's '. bUity .
challei ; Mr. McDevitt to a Joint
disouas)uB-in each township Olj tnef
Conntv. uoon Mr. jsdnevs persenai
enauirv last nurht. Mr. McDevitt
tailed to accept tne cnauenge. jrrne,.
topics suggested oy Mr. tdneyi lor
(1) The disgraceful attack Khat
had been made up on Mr. Ednef by
untruthful rumors, Which have been
circulsed tha he had eompronfisett
himself .M& down his henos
to a, ri. ; a. the Boat of Edjuca-
tion ' - W o . . 3 i
(2) How the money is to beyais-
red
i ia the' diftereHt fcommuriitiennn rf ir
. IS) .The alleged rumor tnat sev
eral commissioners were i toibo'iap.
nointed.by Mr McDiwitt electeuV
whether they should be Republicans
or Democratsi.nd:)Whs: Jthey-ara to
be appointed. , ; n
iU Vi.Thehf records; "and. fifthUcal
affiliations. It was alleged that ro
remote section A ' report i was ' being
cjrenfated, ehat Mr, cDgvtt ,fjjok
a immocmi. -
Ednev'a abilitv as a Representative
tat ttSttt this time that thin went to!
ipress.he. had shied of( this challenge 1
1 like 5 burnt TthUd ftomHhofnre. ", .'J
.'.Tbo.peoplejure. wondering why. he
in afraid. ' Is he OODOSed to discuss
lithe topics mentioned W Does, be, byay
some Hidden tricK tnat ne tears wu.
Aeexposed heomesttC in theroc
pen?t? Qr is he,sfanply fearful of that
abUrfv thatf heUried-to - belittlet Ii
MroMcDevit i, afraid olthese thgal
at aume, v. nut, wuuiu uuppvu w mui
ini' thsj Ler-siaturtt- ? h(ni .y
Mr. JticDevitt should come out i
the epeny face the fActa'Uy his 'card
on tve t-H so the ppobI my kno
; n hit W sU-ds t orXdrJ ' 1 1 :
embracing a large, par of., Number
One township, and secured funds
.'thereby.'itai ecect oner of the most
godern school buUdmgg in the west
n Jpart of the state. :9UHi rd4red
aM .carried a special School election
embracing an bf NumbW Four Townt
ship,, and theneby secured fnnda, to
erect - for that township a modern
high -school building. 4i It ordered
and carried a. Special School Election
embracing a sumber'offdtctricts'iiear
Walnut thus giving that district bet
ter facilities to carefor its children
and providing for a;ll the children of
that section ah eight month's 'te rm.
6.; Jt has. 'built at public epensfls, rft
nice large building in Number Four
teen 'Township; f. and has plaarca
ipot.fthe furtherance of this pro
Jecf so'that tne childreh 6f that tbw
shjp, wip recieve just as good Momen
tary training there as Qiey can "re
ceive inr-the schools at-Marshall, i9T
Mars Hill. 6. After a generation of
waiting it ha iven c. Number Ton
township a nice two. room building at
Rice Church 7.- It has added teethe
Mars Hill High School' buijding so
that the school has been hble toT be
come the.largest High Sehool and, one
ok tne nest in tne county, v. it has
put on m large toumber of i trucks thss
putting within reach of a great num
hber'bf ooys and girls bot& standard
sSibfaciljfe. !frtaseraS2dt(Se
standard :for teachers ia the eountv
so that pur county now compares fa-
Commerce, Mr. Guy V. Roberts was
elected president ana mr. a. ' w.
Whitehurst, , secretary treasure. . The
dues will be $1.00 a month o'er 'mem
ber and it is planned (to .make the or
ganization county-wide, to make it a
live1bTganlzaidn.'"i'''(.U Ul n -in'?
r .The,, president , kft this , . (Frdiay)
morning for Chicago for k conference
with some prominent bankers, who are
interested in the'' development ' in
MfidiBonn Connty.;i Mr. ..Whitehurst
and others also went to Asheville to
day -mtereet of the newtorgsodss
tipn.. !yIt is planned to have a .book?
let prttel setting forth some W the
Savties,, attractions, an-advantsgea
Madison County? "
J?');i.'i '..r""1 i i ' ' mi 'n
THEWQRLD.TQ
'r NokhfCardliha wUK 'soon feave' the
derful resources, her history, pro
gress in culture, art, literature and
education. She-will tell something
about her Udustries. her; commercial
advantages and emphasise the rich
field to he fodifd 'here, for safd aild
, profitable, .myettmenta, Tfte , story
of North CaroHna urWhe set forth
ia a ipeoial Supplement which will
be issued bv the Christian "'Science
f Monitor on November ftth. ).The cir
culation is about 105.000, but so
much interest' has 1 tmen manifested
IVPPifiment
S!lU3 of"?woer
buildings to the. county Just as soon
as funds can be secured for their,
consnmation.. ;;i;( ui i s : i i ii
; J ' Teel ' It takes ' monev : tb Uol lha
tnings. ii any man can offer a way to
do this "without PuttlasruB" some mmi.
y, we'shalTbr glsd to"nWrliWIaV
nw. wv nave ooae wrong m try
in t provide xheao frt ill ties iar the
ehilorea, .we saall be glad to iiavct.
oners as to what ones should bej
better to do lt.Z t.-, -5H
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AMERICA'S FHtST, ?
MILLIONAIRE A MASON
'PorlunJnv indeed
tor our state to spread before the
world such a vivid picture of its ' ad
vantages for most of the news ar
ticles will be written by the most
prominent, we and wpmeaf i North
Carolina. Thev realize that this ia
ndtlkOprbpoaiUOftioi The Christian
Science Monitor, but it is a North
TcaTroiMar-Tnwject--lir-which - every
Fredericksburg, Va. A monument
to the memory of Brazil Gordon.
said to be America's f irst millionaire,
may be seen in the Masonic cemeterv
here. He lived in Portsmouth, Va..
and his home and place of business
are still in good repair.
-.-A lew days before the War of
1812, Gordon shipped an immense
quantity of Vircinia tobacco to Eng
land. It arrived after the declaration
of war and sold so hltth.' due to the
shortage, that with his already ac
cumulated wealth, he found after the
war that he had in cash $l,ooo,ooo.
'BLOODY MADISON'
YIELDS MURDER
RECORD TO
COUNTY
ttttt
Madison County must yield the
crown to Buncombe. Mi..;fltf
That fact became knewdi'HfficUUvi
eateraay arternoon m '"HUerior
ourt when Judsre Pender 'At' McEl.
roy, himself a native'iOf'Madison,
made a remark after the aTand: ifnfcv.
1 J Jli a i . JT w
naa iiieq into tne room and the lore-
man had approached the bench.
C3Mtmberf6mmerarev4fly
body and every loyal citizen should
take- active-interest and to which he.
should WfOr his Support,.
This iaaTare opportunity for us
alt to take a part In this work to help
TfE COLDijN CHANCE
(By EDGAR A GUEST)
There is in life this, golden chance
For every valiant soul.
The unpenned poem or romance
The undiscovered goal.
Beyond the sum of all we know
And all that man has done,
Life holds a never-ending row
Of glories to be won.
Still waits' the canvas for the paint,
The paper for tjje pen ;
Still searches Faith to find a saint
. Among- the. ranks of men.
Though man,' it-seems, has traveled
far . (j -,,t,-
Along achievement's way.
His conquest and his triumphs are
But splendors for a day.
.. v 'wraits
In all that .is of paint and print,
And: marvels1 which we see,
Life gives- us but she faintest hint
... Qf : splendors yefr. to be.
On still unfaraveied! roads of fame
The feet 6f meh shall climb
Far nobler goals than ours to claim
from tUB-rachiap of .time.
Unreekoned- genius ;ybt unborn
- Undreamed of deeis shall do.
Night ends the old.l!With every morn .
-Life bids'ws'jtart4new.
iiiiiniiii -in)
Vl Vlate.neri'Everything I say,
murder indictments." the idd2 morning and say Ford.' "
fiVe murder indictments." the itidrfe
declared. "Such a thing has never
occurred in all my experience on the
bench. It appears that 'Bloody Mad
ison must jteidta(
combe 3ujjyi?'T3
- Asneviiie uiiizen.
Stranger here, aufl 1rott1"tba
parson admitted it
'"i-ravelmg man7" said the barber.
"No," said the parson. "suoDlvina-
l , a .... - - " - -
line pumre."-
Patient
cart"
POrVuio; .the fenteftP aehoa-U
the barberK who had never heactha
phrase before. "With whatT" '
A real 2setate cxItuimanfT-Uv tk
sell a house to U xtCtacVlywda.
Said the wife: "Why bay a hornet
I. was bprn.Jn hospital ward, rear
ed 1ft m boarding" schooV:educ&ted'm
a: eoilogev'ietourted 'i-JanMutomobiJe,
atod; married ajchirehiiKfget!irajr
meals at a, cafeteria, Uv in aa apart
ment, spend ' mv" morhuurs lvin-
rol,rmyfsrnqons playing bridge-in
ni eveomg w oance or go to the
movies; when I'm sick I go to the
hospital and when I die f shall be
buried frmo4 an -undrtakr's:. lAKI
1 1. . ... ... . , - ...
uc m m gm-g- W11U B pscrODTB.
Tom TkiAESl: siyiibrdiiidt arai.Tka etcn f
j not aica so noco eiace ue new oroa-
; arJ .t i&iZsKSnKrll'h: H. ......
Does your wife drive the
By thTrwtt? diihaf newthu.
tfumtcm tun ont all riahtl"
JF M 'why he's in the hos
pital."
Husband (to wife "driving a nail) :
oweverdovpu expect tojhjje a
nail in the wall with a clohesbrushT '
I:
or
eat,
1 MrstWusnjf at RA Chauttaabua:
"There's the Jprofessbr. I'm iaM hi
& going to say something wonderililly
intellectual. Let's listen." - . -T,
T'iTOfSjssrt,toi4f friend: "tint
it about time wsj were rettizur ou ide
foromj ho dogjMudwichea.an4j:of-
made dii
.;rtij.iiii
der cow peas on, the v, jib
Lowe 'of'lineoln Cc ity
difference ;ih yield 'of as. .
The difference was in favor of - the
lime was easily seen throu;' out
the growing season. ' , -
pigs, a cow, eoe .
garcVa wiil ht - 1
i who Tt
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