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paper stays the longest.
Super Sport: Dave Cowens
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At first, some experts thought Dave Cowens was
too small to play center in the National Basketball
Association.
But they soon realized they were wrong as Dave
won the Rookie of the Year honors the first season,
the Most Valuable Player award his second season.
Today, the hustling, 6-foot, 8-inch Boston Celtic
pivotman is recognized as one of the best players in
pro basketball.
Dave usually ranks among the league's top re
bounders and scorers. In five seasons with the Cel
tics, he has f -eareer -scoring- average of 19.1 per
game.
Before joining the mighty Celtics, Dave was an
All-American at Florida State University. Success
came to Dave largely because of his tremendous
dedication and willingness to work.
Dave plans to farm when he retires from pro ball.
He already owns a 30-acre farm near Newport,
Kentucky, where he grows Christmas trees and
raises livestock.
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Colonel Times
Meet Crispus Attacks (17237-1770)
The American colonists did not
like British taxes. On March 5,
1770, they yelled and threw snow
balls at the British troops. The sol
diers shot and killed several people
and wounded others. Sam Adams
called it a "massacre."
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One of the leaders of the patriots was a man called
Crispus Attucks. He was killed by one of the British
soldiers.
Not much is known about him. Some history writ
ers say he was a black. Others say he was an Indian.
There was a statue erected in his memory in Boston
in 1888.
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