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JOKES
Scientist Thinks
Earth May Go Into
Because he had crawled out on thin
ionr,fcen through, Irtue Wi:I:e m the
center of a ztovt. of admiring men
;and women.
ISice i. tkf n-i. , i! . ' i r-o UJ
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Old Mother Eart..
THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEEE
eSV?e '"mt FISCAL vs. SOCIAL
-I jrot it, I jrot it, sprite up Sei
with a wr-.jrJingr hand.
"AI: r;?nt, Ned, let as have it.
"A vsave is a b:g leap in the water
raj-ej by the wind."
THURSDAY, MARCH 23, 193S
:o n-i: jour ;:e to ave
j
ioy ana conje .r. the m dd'
another ice aze.
An eminent astronomer, Dr. Ha-'a-T.
Statvon, forrr.eriy professor of av
iroiKmy at iar
1 "I rai to," was the breathless an-
wf-r. fie r.aj rnv at or.
e autr
Of I'erJcir. v Oow-. .-- ,r ti1. '
this itate stent.
rt-er.'h'ore, ,r.
delpr.la, ,Vr. otet
imerr'.t:r.2 :ata '
lOXires- :n I'i.la
o.r.ted to -err. e
vo;ar.- ir.i,'.'.-.
"i:7.-. to.c: rr.e tsat ;.o to.-i
-:r : I 'ok yoj not to tell
.. -.Sr.- -. a rr.ea- th I
A .t j.T.fcr sen: tr.e following note
to hi- ?ro-:er: "fease send six dozen
e;rsr-; :i good, I w-.J send cr.eiic." The
however, was not doir.sr any
bu-.r.e-! on such risky term, -o he
rep..e3: "Send check: if jrcci. I
M-ni ..x o.zer. e?j?.s."
r'a .-.v. . : "No, I wouidr.'t tr..r,
c.'.&'p.r.' ;,e for te cider. That'
bootiezg.r. an". I &:r."t cor t'
y:t. 1r,e p: o' p-otft-oe'": oe
on. to pro-: h.-. tr.'-orv
t:ta.! fov rr.ay ceve.'p.
At J'e.-k:.'..; Ovver.-at--.-vn
.. ao.'; to play v..tr
Higeit teie'o;: .r he i;
a !r.:?hty an--: w.-.h a
'or
''-0-V'r. tfc.-. .a
ooo-f-rei that the rr
'-ar r. ! r i r rrl 'r -
the ea.-
F'r.:a ::;.
' a vo .
-it a e . e :
. .'a-, -itet
tr.e
ted h'tat'--rr.th
-'
We must mt fal defieits bit we ; wojld pUy
matt : kep piling up social deficits, v.v - -
in tr.e comaca Ji5 of the people. Wei cJ'id:"g u? 3roJ"h
fare makers of the State. This re-1 YOUR FEEDS need not be exp-.
quested budget, cut 22u per centj sive get oar prices before boyiti
; frtm the amour. acraally received in I Hyatt and Co., at the Depot.
its part in the
oday and of North
rr.us: balance badgets in a depression ; Cre,!ir-a txorrow. President Frank
by .o.tjr-ruii inancicg of the gigantic I Graham.
oarcer.s of a eollacsed s'-Kwr-i!
e must tii.ar.ee rxcs bat we must:
OUR FULL lines of garden see-as
fill your needs easily. Hyatt
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r.ot -jr.-Jalar.ce the life of the people ?
and tr.t k.pts of youth for a 'better .
.n a :a:rer wor.d.
Our p.'OOiecs are s-o conr.p'.ex.
pres-sicn. are .o stupendous that -xt i
car.r.ot r.ic-k our way out. We must ,
hold cr. to the value of 'rc j'w-
- - e - -
rr.en.s we nave rr.ace a.-.: r.otij.
.ower tr.e cja.:tv of f
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ex-..'.ar.?e to.- ante '. our.
v. a- reter.tly '..'?ar..zd at
oy -tojr.ty ajrer.t J. W.
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:. ;-roer
t.-.t arr.ojnt
:f. t . ..i .
.T...eage o
:ar.e r.a-. !ee-
se,-: system
r. ,rta- frorr
tse ..-.vestrr.er.ti were zrAlt.'T
wr.at a tragi: human' waste is there!
We rr. ust preser.-e the value of -;urii
tLZKa,. ;t. .fctrr.er.ts :n tr.e reiur.es
o. -youth ar.d tr.e equal chance.
.i...v. oar way out. e
.T,u-:t create our way out. We rrist
pay or? tr.e Ir.r.g-runr.iRg ieot ;v t.te
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- -r.e pe-op.e ar.i' the J.-
-P-' - tr.e.r children for char.re J.
j'ua. t tr.e cr.ar.ee of arv -' -. !
tr.e wor.c.
Tre purpose the Ur.i'.-. --;-v - J.
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ar.d leadership or.
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! A( numf Aljt-noii-i (Jardens. ii ,,.,. ,.,.., ,,,, i
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vd o (iiny, in a manner ol speaking
remind- u f)f "April Showers." ()n first
Uiouyhl, we think it's "all wet" because
it cost-s money. Hut when we see the
.profitable, results that "row from the
mali initial investment. . . , well, we're
all lor "more rain."
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Mar. il-j:, fJmif Mar. 27
Mar. ,!1 Apr. 1 Limit Apr. II
Kylonin I'riv .ile.e Stopovers l!ajrtr:ie Checked
HMDI C III) KOI .M) I KM IM'LLMAN FAKKS
The Above I are Applies f roin i
waynfsvillf-;n. v.
See on r Nearest Aent or,
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Asheville, N. (.
SOUTHERN RAILWAY SYSTEM
H'llni-r, hoi tlo-fitd or lirc.'ist-fod,
wit Ji .'iiiy tendency to be constipated,
vw.itlil l!)M-.-r if Ihfv r.f(Mefl f!:ntv
): 'f a k;.Moonfiit 1'f tliis old family ' '3
d. to.-'.s iii'cscription for the bowels. f y
"J'lint is. one sure way to train tiny
!.,)-..( is to healtliv repliant v. 'I O
avoid the frctfulness, vomiting,
rryirp. failure, to-S:m, and other ills
of constipated bi'bics.. .
Dr. Ciildwcil's Svrup Pepsin is
ti'iod for any bahv. l-ur this, ynu have
tlfvunl of a famous doctor. Forty-,
seven veais fif practice tauylit him
just what babies need to keep their
little bowels active, recilar; ''(?
little bodies -plump and healthy. For
Dr. (.aldwell .specialized in the trcat
irient of women rind little, ones. He
attended over i births without
loss of one mother or baby.
Oh W. Ii. Cai our li's
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