THURSDAY, SEPTEMhkr 2l Page 4 Qabby (jERTIE To ius was it a i he remarked i.j Ajggah, it says ; a man can buv a LOCAL NEWS BRIEFS (go to (Elturrli mtdaij lhree dollars." friend- whose wit,. "effen a niggah ha doan need no wife ' PHONE 137 THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER Mrs. J. K.' McCracken, who under went an operation in the Mission Hospital. Ashcville, last week, return ed to her home Saturday and is im proving rapidly. Miss Kathryn Queen left yesterday to resume her studies at Duke Uni versity after spending the summer vacation with her parents. Mr. and Mrs. John Queen. - Among those attending the circus in Asheville Monday evening were Messrs. Sam Calie, Jim t'oman. Ken neth Ferguson; Jim Boyd. Henry Cox, and C lyde Fisher. Mr, Gould de Neergaard and Krnest Zentgraf returned to their home in New York City last week-end after a visit to the former's mother, Mrs. ('. S. de Neerg-iard. v Mr. illiam New left last week for Raleigh to lesume his2 studies at State College after spending the sum. mer vacation with his parents.. Kev. and Mrs. Albeit New. Miss Margaret Terry, who has been spending the summer vacation at (amp Dellwood, will leave to morrow for We-tern Carolina Teach ers College at ('ullowhee. Miss Allene Scurry, of George town. South Carolina, is spending this week visiting friends at The Geor gian before going to Cullowhee where -he is a student at W. C. T. C. Mr. and Mis. W C Kus-- had as their guests on Sunday Mrs. Kuss' parents, and her sister. .Miss Myrtle Bennett. Mr. and Mrs. Foster Ben- ice Skipper- of llendersonville. Mr. and Mrs. O. Y. Kirkpatrick of Charlotte spent last week-end in the city to be with the former's mother, Mrs. . ..Kirkpatrick. who is ill at the Haywood County Hospital. ' Judge Will Smathers, of Atlantic Ci'.y. New Jersey, arrived Thursday for a visit to his parents. Dr. and Mrs. B F. Smathers. He has as his guest Mr. Luther Thomas, of Atlantic City. Mrs. Fred Boone Medford 'and lit tle son have returned to their home in Baltimore after a visit to Mrs. Medford's parents. Mr. and Mrs. Horace Ferguson, and other relatives. Plaids for Sports I j &Wtx'' r 1 t wnwiiilMiiiiii inryfi i" b wli'i nil dn'h Mi Vm" if iw mwww hmm Use This Laxative made from plants Thedford's Bt,ack-Dr aught Is made from plant3 that grow in the ground, like the garden vegetables you cat at evry meal. NATUKl nas put into ttiesu plants an active mcillelno that stimulates tlie liowrH to net Just as Nature put the ma terials that sustain your body Into the vetfetalilo funds you pat. In DIock-DrauKlit you have a natn rnl laxative, free from syntheil.v drusrs Its use does not make you hnve to depenil on cathartic -chemical ilnajs to Bet the liowels to net dally. Now iou can net Mack-Draupht in the form of a SFfir.P, for CmiMEN. Sports .suits go in lioavilv lor plaids The garnel-rei! suede jacket is lined With the same reiband beige plnid ol the frock. Matching plaid ii.it ane carved wood bracelet complete the costume. Job Printing EXPERT; WORK The " if ; PHONE 137 I Mrs. K.T. Turner and two children who have spent the summer with Mrs. Turnei's parents. Mr. and Mrs. J. D. Ilyitt. at the Piedmont Hotel, left last Fridav for their home in Dayton, Ohio. Miss Helen Scay. who has been visiting her aunt. Mrs. Lee Fisher, in Ha.elwood. left recently for New ark, New Jersey where she has a po sition as superintendent of the Es sex County Hospital. A muni" ,'ho Wnvnesville visitors at ihe afternoon nert'ormance of the Hagenbeck-Wallace Circus in Ashe ville Monday were Mrs. Fannie Bark, er. Miss Susie Fisher. Miss "Ginger" Roberts, and Miss Marie Plott. Mis. Asliury Barneett, of Asheville. district secretary of the Daughters of the American Revolution, spent Tuesday iii the city in the interest of the 'district D. A. K meeting to be held in Asheville October 18. Rev. L, 1!. Hayes and son Kiffin. and Oti.s Massie returned Sunday from Chicago where they attended the Century of Progress Exposition. Rev. Hayes left Sunday afternoon for Bryson City where he is holding a revival this week. Mr. and Mrs. Alton Kirkpatrick returned Saturday from a wedding trip to Chicago, New York, and Can ada and spent the week-end with Mrs. Kirkpatrick's parents. Mr. and Mrs. J.M. Mock. They left Monday for their home in Shelby. Mr-1. Talmadge Lueas and M)rs. Horace Cogburn. of Jacksonville. Florida, who have been visking their sisters. Mrs. N. M. Medford and Mrs. Alvin Ward, left Monday to spend sometime in Canton with their par ents, Mr. and Mrs. Owen by. Messrs. Albert New and James Eileen. Who spent a week in Chicago attending the World V Fair and two weeks in Philadelphia visiting friends, left Philadelphia Monday to; return io Chapel Hill and resume their stud ies at the University of North Car olina. : Bargain Fare Round Trip Tickets ON E CENT PE R MI LE For Each Mile Traveled Oil. (! and 7th. lit.n Final Limit Reliirnins October 1 Ith Round trip fares from Asheville Jacksonville, Fla. . $ 9.53 Washington. I). C. .$ 9.53 Louisville, Ky. . ... . . 8.13 Cincinnati, O. . . . ... . .8.60 St. Louis, Mo. ...... 13. 10 New Orleans, La. .. 11.80 Miami, Fla. lfi.S5 Memphis, Tenn 11.10 And Numerous Ot.her Destinations ALSO BARGAINS TO; ..$11.00 Philadelphia, Pa. ..L$11.15 ... 19.15 New York, N. Y. ... 17.70 ... 18.80 Cleveland, O. . .. .. . 18.63 .. 21.00 Toledo, O. .... . .. .. 17.63 Baltimore, Bid. Chicago, 111. Detroit, Mich. Kansas City . . , REDUCED ROUND TRIP PULLMAN FARES Purchase Your Tickets in Advance II. H. DeButts, AG PA. SOUTHERN RAILWAY SYSTEM FIRST BAPTip j Rev. H. W. Baucom, pastor Sunday school, 9:45. W. C. Allen superintendent. Morning Worship 11:00 by J. P. Beam. 6:30 all B. Y. P. U.'s of-church meet. Evening Worship with Methodist at 7:.'10. Mid-week prayer service 7:30 Wed nesday with Methodist- FRST I'RESBYTERIAK CHURCH Dr. R. P. Walker. Minister Bible School 9:45 a. m. Sermon 11 a. m. Christian Kndeavor, 7 p. m. This church extends a cordial invi tation to all. HAZELWOOD PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Rev. O. C- Lundrum, Pastor. Sunday School, 10 o'clock. Morning service, 10:40 'j'clock. Junior, Intermediate and Senior vespers, 7:15. Evening Service, 8:00. FIRST METHODIST CHURCH Rev. W:i,de John-on, Pastor. Sunday School. 9:45. Revival service hv Tlr I utv n Bridge both services 11 a. m. and . : 10 p. m. Kpwoith League 6:45.' "GRACE CHURCH IX THE MOUN TAINS.' WAYNESVILLE, N.C Revd Albert New, M. A., Rector Sunday September 10th. 1933. S A. M. Holy Communion. 10 A. M. Church Schooi. 11 A. M. Morning Prayer, and ser mon by Rector Southerland, of Black Mountain. Everybody cordially invited- HAZELWOOD BAPTIST CHURCH Rev. B. B. Caldwefi, Pastor. Sunday School 9:45. 11:00. Sermon by Pastor. 7:00, Meeting of all B. Y. P. U.! of the church. 8:00, Each Wednesday mid-week Prayer meeting. ST. JOHN'S CATHOLIC CHURCH Rev. Michael A. Carey. Mass at 11 Sunday. Mass, week days at 7:30 A. M. HAZEL WOOD NE WS HONORS RECENT BRIDE AND GROOM Mr.-, ('ail Jiischon" and Mrs. Bill Winchester were joint hostesses at a miscellaneous shower atthe hotne of the latter on Monday evening. Sep tember IK. honoring Mr. and Mrs. Carroll White ner.. At the conclu sion of the games punch and cake were served. The honorees received many beautiful and useful gifts. Those present wero: Mr. and Mrs. Carrol! Whiiener. Mr. and Mrs. Bill Chambers. Mr. and Mrs. Clinton Me haffcy Mr. and Mrs. James Kuyken dall, Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Whitener, Mrs. John Blalock. Mrs- Tom Blalock. Mrs. Bill Blalock, Mrs. Bob Anderson. Mrs. Lawrence- Davis. Mrs. Vaughn Plott. Mrs. George Bischoff. Mrs. Bill Harris Mrs. Roy Robinson, Mrs. Julius Hoyle, Mrs. Naylor, Mrs. S. L. McKay. Mrs. T V. Davis. Mrs. Hugh Hall, Mrs. Rufu.s Clark, Mrs. L. E. Green, Mrs. B. W.Bryson. Mrs. F. E. Kuykendall, Mrs. Sam Knight Mrs. M. A. Poteat. Miss Jessie Duncan of Charlotte, Miss Kloise Davis. Miss Edna Mae Kuykendall. Miss Virginia Whitener, Miss Mary Poteat. Miss Kathleen Hyatt. Miss Letha Knight, Miss Mary Palmer, Mr. and Mrs. Carl Bischoff, and Mr. and Mrs. Bill Winchester. (:) ATTENDS EAST TENN ESSE FAIR Mr. and Mrs. (.'. N. Allen motored to Knoxville Sunday to attend the East Tennessee - Fair, (:) - '. REV. STANSBERRY FILLS PUL PIT Rev. J. Harve .Stan sherry preached Sunday at the morning service at it he Hazelwood -Baptist church. Mr. Hen Atkins left yesterday for i few days visit in Raleigh and Chap. '1 Hill. lie will attend the Debutante iall and all -uitbcndants debutant estivities in Raleiirh this week-end. irvimi :l iii:ir;hnl unit I'SPort for Miss Babbie Way. who is one of the debutants to be presented to State society. Hoarder Discovers $65 On Old Coat A hoarder has been discovered in nterville. Pa. by the hoarder himself And old clothes man stopped at the honv f T. L. Topley; and Topley Went to the attic to get an old coat that he had hung there for 11 years. As he picked up the garment, a wallet con taining $65 including a ?5.00 gold piece, fell to the floor. FARLEY SAYS POST OFFICE WILL SAVE Admiral Byrd To Sail For Antartic Sept. 23th Rear-Admiral Richard Byrd. polar explorer, announced last week that he would sail September 25 from Boston for a two-year exploration voyage of the Anartic. This is Admiral Byi'd's second trip to the Antarctic. He flew over the South Poles several years ago. $119,000 In Notes And Securities Bring $80 Notes ami securities once valued at $449,000 sold by the liquidating agent of the Central - Bank and Trust Company at Asheville only brought $80. Several -''million more notes are to be sold. Osborne's Cows Make New Official Record Two cows in the herd of H. Arthur Osborne of this county have just tin shed their new official records for pro duction which entitles them to entry in the Advanced Register of the American Guernsey Cattle Club. These animals include four year old Gazelle of Garden Creek 252953 with a pro duction of 11019.2 pounds of milk and 637.4 pounds of fat in class B and three year old Desire of Garden Creek 268216 with a production of 13672.0 pounds of milk and 623.8 pounds of fat in class D. WE DO OUR PART O, do UG how N R A Has made us 1 big N T T, & U & I R on full pav? R U, 2. full of N R. A? B4 U U's the A B C's A make your name look so B Z R B sure U know your Q's and P's Or 111 be hired HI U R. Don't sign your name 2 C. O. D.'s; . Don't S O S & P D Q Stand pa't-r-say- "40 hours, please," & your full pay wiM'come 2 U. If V should buy some B. V. D.'i, B4 you pay your $, say: "I'm patronizing U B-cause : I C I" 2 R N R A. Annette M'orse Smith. Two colored brethren, who had married on the same day met. for the first tinip after an interval of twelve months. "Well Mosej' said Sam. "what so't of a wife did yo'-all marry?" "Dat woman." answered Mose- roll ing his eyes upward cstatically, ''Dat woman is an angel!'" "Does you say so?" exclaimed Sam. 'Colored boy. you is lucky! My wife is livin' yet!" James A. Farley. Postniastei'-Gener. al, said it is his intention to effect a saving in expenditures of the Post Office Department for the current fiscal year of approximately $75,000 -000 in comparison with the fiscal year 1933. This saving, he said, combined with the anticipated increase in revenue, will 'permit the department substan tially to balance its budget without call upon the treasury and the. tax ayers for aid- The music of the band and the flags of the school children floated in the air together during the line of. march down Main street. The flying machine will skim the air like a bird tomorrow and the next day. There'll be no rainv days for the winner of the big $1.000-a-year Life Pfize offered for a slogan by the t voL-l- tlio mavannn which .'llliri IIUII "Vvnil, . 1 r. v comes each Sunday w ith the Baltimore American. Buy your copy irom jour favorite newsboy or newsdealer. WE ARE NOT PREACHERS VK SAVE SOLES THE CHAMPION SHOE SHOP MAIN ST. E. T. Duckett, Prop. NEXT WESTERN UNION ' The firmer wa ye coming homf empty fer? Di anyThinr?" "Yes." replied th ciuu uue kick. h i:.i;.v - - f ::'t :'- C tiu- ,., I ''Ephraim, doe- kick vou?" "Well. bos-, he a:: me but he kicks qui'.,, place whar Ah's ju-' A guaranteed inconn ,,f i J year for life, S.KtO a u.-lt ',1 8 other big cash a,ur,..' Z fascinating contest in th, Hal, Sunday American. ordt.r .from your favorite m-bm' r "A hungry actress doesn't mind whether her roles are light or heavy." Believes Sales Tax Will Help Farmers Adoption of , the 'Henerul sales tax lias lifen fortunate for North Caro lina's farm population. "Tin.- general objection to the Ken eriil sales tax "is that a greater pro portion of the ineonie of the jioorer classes must be absorbed in the tax lb. ill is true for the more wealthy class even though Ihe wealthy class buys more as individuals,'' said Joe K. Hull, -North 'Carolina- State 1'ollege assist ant in 'form management research. "However, Ibis objection is taken care of in the exemption of the basic food commodities as these articles compose the greater bulk of pur chases made by the poorer classes and today the agricultural population miffht. be so classed," he asserted. llasic comniodieies exempted are, wheat Hour, corn meal, fresh meat, lard, sorghum (molasses, .salt, sugar and coffee. The sales tax docs not apply to the sale of products from farms, forests, or mines when such sales are made by those who helped in the production of such products in their original state or conditioning their preparation for sale, but the tax doe.s apply to the resale of such products. Commercial fertilizer is also exempt - an inspection tax is al ready paid. "The expense of a general sales tax in this State, agriculturally, is much less than if the ad Valorem fax had been increased," Hull said. "North ':. Carolina's population is about 70 per .cent rural, therfore our general salos tax favors the agricul tural class not only as farmers, hut as a whole.. This enactment was spon sored as a means of providing more revenue for the public schools, and with the large percentage of rural population, it is readily seen that the agricultural children will receive greater benefit from the tax." Iohce Sergeant (to chauffeur who has been in a collision:) "Will your employer bail you out?" .Chauffeur: "He might if he sees me before he sees the car!"--Ex. "I heard you stayed in a haunted house last night. What happened?" "About twelve o'clock a ghost came through thp wall just :is if there were no wall there." "And what did you do?" "I went through the otuiosit,, .wall the same way." Think what a guaranteed income of $1,000 a year for life would mean to you. This is the big first prize in the Slogan Contest announced in the American Weekly .Magazine of the lialfimore Sunday American. 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