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THE WAYXESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
THURSDAY. JANUARY .
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THE H A YNESYIU.H I'KIMIM. CO.
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Ill I.SDAY. JANUARY 25.
H WWOOI) IS (iKTTINC RETTER
It wa, ii.ur months ye-' onlay (.lamia,--2
If tjuit the last nuinltT i'i Imywood 'mimy
wa- i-ommitU'il. From the records, during th"
pa-t I'l'iir months, there have heeii fewer major
ci'imt'- committed than in a like period for
x iiii'l inif. Tin iv have U'en. however, plenty of
iiiiin r erinies committed, but most of them
caught by officers' and waiting for trial.
W'e have heard from every side that the
mi. is M ixiiiK on the last term of criminal
court h.Te had much U do towards stoppint;
crime in that very few eases were acquitted.
Then loo. the sentences imposed uMn those
found quilly also tended to serve not ice on those
win. had intentions ,,' committing crimes to go
iow.
';tu an cdiicat ioual program among thos--wii.i
arc inclined to commit. crimes, and with
t he backing that the .jurors, ollicers and tour's
haw l . ni ly demonstrated that will be given,
tile average criminal' th inks twice before mak
ing hi ii.i -r! i' liable to come before these group
for .in -lice. The program, however,.' has just
begun, and The Moiintainee"- has been told re.
prated! 'by otlieer.- that they are willing and
anxious ii co-opera'a' at any and all times.
EDUCATIONAL I' ACTS
.!K0 'l!i;li tile r.umbe, .of -i lloc! children
in America Las increased ..by more I him a ii!lior
I'll (d1.-. y. !:de the clHTclil expenses of I'ducatinii
ha" ,!'-.( eaed a'o,,m S:'CiS .( II lit. Ill H , acconlinr
"to .lr- I.'. .:; . ;,l . -i'lel't ,, f ll e X a I '. 1! a I l',l I II -
ca;;o;, A - iaac,a;..
Tar. !!- a;.v,. according io United State..
ooMiii.-' r ..if Uduce.rien (ic rge Zook.
t:le I. ..id. -'.d S'.ale- -pen" S 1 o.til II II I per school
'day. ; a-h 2-", cuomoo diihlren. In 1 the
m S.ooii.doi) per school daytif teach
!,hi ,' ;' children.
edilea' ;oiia! faci - disclosed bv ( 'one
ion. ; Zook at e ;
V ' -''indie, i; thou- and' more children are
.'-' d. eia- b.-'-ncpt ..f iin'atiijf-th;. tea,
.' ' " ' '-'" -, Pools
Ar-' ' .1 I 'ilhoi: children' ha e l-r-'ll put' "Ii
J .'!. 'n.ier-:.a'l ' :ir"a' kui" hecau-e T siier?
i '! !.' !l!s.
'' ; '':- ,di of ! .,,;Aita ricau cita-s have .irop.
viper'tal!" school ser"iee.
C!:.:.?hhxl df tile teachers receive less tha;:
miniiVium wage pio-jde:il in liie 'd.ianke
" for imsk'Hed labor.
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a la i gvr u t
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a' barrel
.child f t ii
the cri-'
nd!l:oii la u pupil.
ileU'e !ca(dlel's (,
' "-;.; VI- : v . . .A ; ,'.;
e are aiieiaidov'e
ei ia '!!".;. c-c, er
a. r.:.-v.-:a,-'.'
ti.it ivari
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m. ar.
a'egua!
i out or u.w
I "1-' N-Ji-ih ( arohniaiis u no -iiave r.f.-.u-.
"ii' ' i " im d 't n iki i m ,
worn- o-uether to make stones or i,ook- -.vr:
1! t ( (I 1 tK i t s t' i i s ' et 1 -1
k 1 1 t I I th Hi I! t Ul" .U- ) b
: U-vested in uie tact that m at le;ist on. o;i-e
North C arohiuar. siirveved the lonjr odds.
Coward-Mc-taim. the publishers. h-iVe e.
flounced that a total of :;) imsoliciteil marr--tiipt-
tie 4hni't ui to t" I , t
One was accejited. It was "Just l'i:t'p L-iH1''-" "
bv James M. Shitlas. H'.sto?i.S:,!vrs: j,; ;ci,,v.;
teacher. Iial?igi New- and Oi'-env
WHY HAVE PROLONGED AND SOD-RID.
DEN FUNERALS?
A minister, branching out into eulogy at a
funeral, once remarked :
"W'e have hele only the shell, the nut i
gone." In many instances, that eomicai con.
fusion of metaphor would have come nearer
hitting the nail on the head than the thousand
and i ne nice but nonsensical epitaphs common';
employed to embarrass and bury the corpse of
tlie average man.
It has evi r been difficult to comprehend
why funeials for us ordinary folks are prolong
ed and sob-ridden messes; mourners crowded
; into a back bedroom and the corpse in the par..
lor, where the odor of (lowers and of freshl"
washed, curious bodies mingle into a nauseaus
death perfume; a prolonged prayer followed bv
an extemporaneous male quartet in which tin
brunt of the burden is borne bv a sour tenor and
and untutored bass ; and then the procession '
the cemetery (vheie the corpse will be ceremon
iously deposited on "the lone couch of his ever
lasting sleep."
I wonder, is it all necessary or comfort in.:
to dear ones'.' Death has left them dazed and
sorrowful and our funeral formalities help mere
ly to intensify their confusion.
There should be as little delay as possible
between the death bed an the tfrave, as little
fuss as possible made over that lifeless form
that once was man. I believe our popular -obsequies
throw our sense of. values all topsy
turvy. Xo manner of rituals over a corpse can
magnify the man and his deeds. There are tin
assets for which we grieve. The lifeless face,
the stale air of the death parlor' serve onlv to
befuddle the picture of the living man whose
memory will ever be in our minds.
In the event of 'death, wouldn't it be wiser
to treat the deceased "like one that wraps tin
drape). v of his couch about him, and lies down
to pleasant (ireenis." than to apply' the com
mon l it ual of interment, which is both gruesome
and st useless?-J Ly Coorge P.easeiy. Jr.. in
AIoiimv Journal.
NEW FARMING' DE VI
v The: farmers ,,f South Carolina, along wir
. o'-rier t ill-i-- c,r th,. s,,j throughout the eoimtrv.
ie' e new problems in connection with changing
eonditions and eH'oHs to bring order out of .''
agiifultural chaos, federal lelief amount in;: ..
d' uiany , millions is and: nuist be of tcmporarv
nature and when t hat help is no longer a vaiia - '
ble -the farmvrs not then prepared to: "go. I: '
ah ll"'- will be left in a tough sp..;. u ;jla- ....
v.-h.,' Dr. Y. W. .,,...:. . ;.- of ag-i-eul-ural
, Xieiisjon work at Cleinson ( 'ollege ha . :
to s:i,- is ,;.seeiall.v -iKiiilicaiit.
The "new ,eai;' in farming, he savs ha '
IV ur eaistandnig factors; "First. more fee.!
;!ll'lJ!';"ds; seeeid. sod improvement for high. '
r1' ;""'l- niore economic yields; thirdgreater at
! '! i;i'i'N "f preducts; fourth, more at- l.
'vntion to iiv many phases of sustenance farm
ing and h-eiie building."
Tliose feat ures will mean t h,. dill erencc. be.
1vv,'"n Mlm'- aml -''Allure in futuie farming
I hc grou er who giv es heed t,, i hem and makes
J'1'' m'";! , "r viianLTed situation will the V
"n;ii,u'i- ii,',l,'r llV1"!' and a greater deenv e' ;
--nntv and prosperity. Those who refuse t. , ' '
cons;,-!,.!-- ;hem and continue aloin- ti)e s-,,'.r . :
that ,.d ,,,'s,, nui(.1- disin.ss in-,,,-,;,.
'il! SVt irowher-e and wdl haVe eid.v'the!,"
!' idame.--Aiiderson j S. (.'. i Ahfil: ''
ODD THINGS AND NEW-By Lame Bode if
r'p,LE Ar p;
! DRIVER- W X
I I lE- GIRAFFE, H-L.
I ! wmtOUT CLAWS OR. BOTTLE Vj"' -""XYJ
j SHARP TEETH, USES & TEST-
HIS LONG POWERFUL l BOTTLES CAST IN LAKE '
I NECK TO FALL UPON W H,? T STUDV CURRENTS;
1 HIS FOE LIKE A RESULTED IN ONE TRAVELING j
i ! H'b F0E LIKE A W VjEN WILES A DAY
; SLEDoE HAMMER feVvOR 2 PAYS -f
The average Jk
J fJrl - PRS0N wnks mZJCff J
16 -fir ONCE EvERY H
3y six- seconds. va'tj-gO
W.NCS.-.-
22 Years Afto
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GLAN.CES
u. (Tims urss
Ivi-vei l a'..-:-,'! aii,( I li;ul an
:n: ; .: c: ;e in tK. Ha w. ml Tcii,-
, V ,.f .;.i--: - 1..,!..,n:. Sv Finchc,-.
.j liii.i-A, the -lrk-!':iilvi-i.r in C'ly.Je.
Iiar'y. .'.,' . i: -.i-r i car nan -hv -sn, Hc'l
: a, , : : oiau "r t:;w you in
''"'') -oi ... : ;!":.ie,:y bul himself".
W;; : :K..- . - ., !. -LjijA;,-; han for
. . ' ; !::..' .v :iy.
'". '!':. ' o -a- !.. ace I ha.M'1
. ' Fi'i m the riii- .if January ..
i '1 inn c was an importai-: m. -I
:ht. S aynesv;!!-.- iJoaol
I liifsday i-vcninu in unl.-v o
I with ( oni; ri-.-snian (iu.lm r ...
j Jiv! oi !.'H V ',. vriusvaii- I',,.
j iJuildinj;-.
I in-siiay fn,m At. antic Citv w
lias been siiemlmyr st-vcia! ur,
rer s,,i., .Judge rrank Snia:!,
Mi. l'om I'avis, t,ht. nana
rector of U'ayncsviU, iiaaiae
has prepared very clalH,:a'
Ktam Ii.r the musical .
coniinK show.
I he avne- nlc Higii Sci, -ary
Society enteitained th-- (
train Society with a rt-cipt:,.-i'aiish
House Fiiilay .velar.-'
Ix'tty Hvatt w-rv Ki'acef ul!-. h
over the punch bowl. The c-,
were .Mr. and Mrs. J. y,
ami Mr-. J. I' Knox. M ,' ...
',' r oi, ii... i -ii . '.
i . i - . s , o, , i , 1 1 e, l .vr l . I . , ..ii..
Mr. Jert'ers,,,! Reeves,
-New olticeis wei'e electa-,! t.
Light Hearers Missionary S. .-
th(1 Metho.list church 'J'huisd e ' ,
lio-.n as t'odows; J'residen; Mae,,,,
Atkinson; 1st vice presidcri,
I.ce; 2nd vice president, Khx.., ''V'."
( la-ken; secretary. Isabella M ii',-,,
el;; treasure!- Nora Turliyti!: : ..."
out eomniitt, e. Joeelyn Mci.).,-.. ,
Anna Mav liramlett.
Mis- Jessie Herren ha- in t-n . . -..,(
teacher of the fourth rad,- -a...
Cathey's resi;-natioii.
evs ,-,mes from Norfolk Va
in of the ar rival of anuth.-r u.
to Kishop Atkins
The tii st of a series of a -a - ;
Kiven by the directors uf th,. i-1-.,
was held Fr iday afternoon and ,
most eninvable. Thv nrTa-ir v. ...
M-
I i 1-
-, ny
i' i:
if
a:,- . ! oi. e
K-:i.-x to la-
1 ii-;. Wofi,h-i.e i
a lu'eai-iu- r. any u ii y.
eiifri ..lis act i i;y that
'.v. a hour t'nal is-'foi.uy
an tr-h e v n-i l.hc i n
Maiioii,' :h
i:c to-ld at:
M.i . Cilk.a
-en -1. 0''.
(i:ilve
- -t ::.
T:. Mounaiiiie,
M.: (elk y. ..- v. .a a!
. ; ante. : ai tia- p'ar'L
a i:Va and i- w ,a',livj
I--:', i . !t.
c:ai ie;a-!.s b.-iucen tie.
it a- found ; hat l ia-v
:a't-a Tile C'alifornia tiil
icr.'ct I Su rl.i irk : in- -c-.vici.'
A DISCOVERY OF I'l.AI.N FACTS"
In watching- the procedure during
the November-December l!l,'j:i term of
.iirninal Court heie, one must, though
letrictfuHv. admit thm ,-,im.. a nn
' - '- .... ; .. - . . ..,.(.. ni.ii . i in- aiuia
tia- i i in pa nT -stealthily but surely in. 'ducted by Miss .Surah Strin
An unpleasant th.ue!: so far. but
not. tin1 whole story. I also watched
with, deep .interest and with admira
tion, the i-nui! pio.-ediii'e unde,- his
:u!e and lisciction. The Honorable
-T li tis, Felix F. Allev. nresidiru.- ,,f
the twentieth North ( arolina judicial
li- riL-;. aiii,. and discreet in his duties.
Ailey shouid he, and i hailed
In t!ie aiidnl inns'-younjr men atld fu
tu'o ieadei- of oil.- citix.enship as an
i M.nii.le a- thev iour-liev thi-,nit-h this
I. "i a! I if,, and iii tin- laddei- ol
lain,- t.i tlie 'aoai of . their sfpcra'e
.-t it '.in- in .life. -
Let aa- ehjei i :)( inn. counnj, ,,ur
a. - .1, iwuntiy for the people., arid b
tlie b!essinis ,,f (;,1 may that country
it.s,.lf become a vast- an, splendi'd
it'onunii'n;. not: of oppression- and ter
i. i, hut of wisdom, of peace, and of
! hci'.y, ut, on which the whole World
may ,;aze v.it.h admiration t'oieveia
To this ,-et jroal ::- appiireiitlv
.I- , ,. VM, Ii.ii ..,.,-is ,.-ia,.i, aii
-I-'; ,-,,-' ;,;',;.. a;,-i .' :'..' i;' . "
" ' '"- a "i, .. i hi,. ,i, , ,,e i.ll.l, to: a
t i- act in t: f-.SI-N.
We know, indeed thai the rcc.ird
hi- illu-trious -a, -lions of Judgeship
will ff'-st -afcly .lie., deposited, in the
alii er-ai a ,'in,-!n'or..,nc,' of .Mankind.
T. J, l'a'i.e
A.-.l
Tourist, anested in I'ari-;
you I'm in American citizen!- V ,,,
ean't do that to me!
Officer : Sine "The Star S - - .i
Banner."
Tourist : 1 can't.
Otficer: You're released. I - ...
at'e an A merican.
I rtv l',v: "Sav. Dad h -v.
kin,!.-- .f milk are there?"
Father: "Well, there's cvaa :.v.'
milk, buttermilk, malted mi'i. ":.
hut why do you wish to know?''
"Oh I'm drawing: a piit s-, :f ,i
eov and 1 want to knuw !'....-. my.
spigots, to put on her "
Job
tinting
."M'l:
his iiv
odr Ii
"Ye-
Ci
" 1 1 ie,l Mr. Smith to
or- ."have you .-poker, h
.haul intmicki r,i;: me?"
have-'.': replied Mrs. I'.rowrk
I'd tii' no; ta. .,.(;. like' a t'oo!.''
EXPERT WORK
The
Mountaineer
PHONE I37
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fill!
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I II E PRESS P
at cite .pearly
i n aa:i',)!,l -
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You .Never Realize
VUiar a in .a dillerenie a little thins Can make until vou .. replace .
a leeb!,. M. ill-cut radio tulle with a new ITNti SOI, ltDin
I I CI..
I, iK - Mor.d, i-i u I programs are spoiled for vou by lii-sinc
.,nd ladiim. more i li:in likel all nu need is one or more tifi radio
.iihi-s. ,it least, ; -u can liml out bv brinin.; our tubes to n
for free lest in::. ' ' " .
i' l .ive pa t pa rchased a n. w rnedern set and tubtf test r.
H l. del, I-, w hen prices are ,i low on tiualitv Tl V. si
K MHO I I lil'S
MARTIN ELECTRIC CO.
i'n.tiH' il Electric S-'fvic?
I.atliii er
,'.' ".':;:' aanass:-htre ''" ' - a
' '' .'-' ' ;:' !'i,: ;; ' '-;-"iy ,'j.i ;-!' :;- aitua , at" a"
' '!. atany a yvar."'- 'v .-''
I ae aratv -mmk . ti si.ai'plv as T'eVer-oach, ;
:: . til,- l)t!!.. ,
' ' ' 'I t,lk. i 1 IP v
:;. -ia,: t'lioujrh .,)f--l--tnuble.-' '
. ,l ne ai..o was i'.,niai in ;,n ..-ha,.. K:.
a:;; ::::-':t '' the truth in every resteer'; but
n t:at v.- can't lir.ticastan.j is -hou; an editor
M, r 1il Ui tbt Nh t ds rtttir. i.tle
oCt-n e.tenut-d bv this time, but to mention r
ugam won't hurt. Dr. L. K. Hayes telN the
following: ' There w-a. a Scotchman who 'ert
a friena a-Xew .Year's greeting card with the
years 1931. 1935 and 19?.6 writt or th' bo-,
isirn." S-yn:- greetirg
UKTWLEN THE EMI
' iui ig0 human Ih1 is m i, up
i .- -..a-te: oi-tne following- -;
11 -'-rh ioi a tin pennv nail
' ' n' -tui bai, oi s p
1 - -l. ,0 fi! ulM aKu
i-.J.- t-i:ough to wlutewash a hen coop
' 1 i ough to make 2,200 mrtt n
l- - n n t nough toi i tm.cenf
fH'.i.er u - -
m enough to explock a to cinfTTn
' J i.f.ugh to rid A small dog of his
I Iftls.
v alue therefore dot's r.ot depend on
urwe-gir , or height!., nor girth EventhiV
o-iv-i, i a hit goes on be een voor ear- -I
t."rra;i. -r.:e :a.-,
i to help out o ''ell.nvrra:'
' 1 i c ir i1
i u lK
a-orce e;i c- c:-.u.rc-
aa;.;., lesjit. :.-.cf
-r:.-e
i.i!-. una--sa...
'a ),
outh , Cai.-
was try inch.-,
ha.i bear
I c i 1
ii Siet yo'
yo'-'iiwi rriatre
cf her fi.thea
I have often woiuiertii hew t'le
absent minded professcr felt when hy
mijf h;s son' in: school, one me.mir.fr ar.-l
s.ii.1: .-(rood morij J v ft
vou- fat.r.er?'
The Morjanw. N-ws-He" ' a -" -one
on a mountiiineer. who, whe.a k'iiy
mil his home for r.iiu-r. ii-ni! ....a.i
,by his wile who told him then?'- wa
, n.i - . . si
.iv .snr uva rui. i r.e niountairoer
repli-ed: 'T air. t ..tak-.ne the -io win
me.
Financiers Son "Mot-r j rave
n "
Mother: "Well
Son: '-Lenr! m. t..n v-iia.,-..
, -- v- -v.. . . ..iiium. uu,
J onlj give- me hye. ar.d then I shall
J owe you he and you will me f ve
ar..! s we shall be quits."
'ereV Nothins Perunctor About
Alexander's Seriee
V hen the main vhjevuve t;l :inv ' business or profession;!!
in;. n t (.lume, with ;i standard of merelv ucceptab.'e val-.
ui-. it is impossible to nrtidtive the hisrh qualitv that re
suits trom painstaking, thorough eilort. We believe tMt
.n .isomers conlidenoe merits the most careful work.
With us that is a treed, reflected in every bottle or box
't medicine bearing: the. ALEXANDER label
ASK Ot II DOCTOR
ALEXANDER'S
DRUG STO R E
Phonei- 51 & 54
Opposite Post Office