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THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER Nobody's Business By (iEE Mi(;e;:. -.1 was invited out tht. other even-. inK, not out ui' the house, but null to dinner. The lady who invited nil' ' itiun t know that 1 wasn't trained to covort m nihil society ; she possibly had heard that 1 could sine;, and that encouraged her to have ino to dinner. (It wa.- stajr, but th,. "boss" did all of the invilinir: I a .rived ahead of time. That's pos sibly one of my f.iult. ; always in a hurry. (1 bet I'll beat my own corpse to the cemetery by .'10 minutes.) 1 didn't see any lie.ht in the sittinn ruoni, so 1 parked '' houses down the street and wailed for some of tilt.' other famous i;ue-l to enter lirst. They .-non entered, and so did 1. ..1 jrave the front-dour chaull'eur my hat and coat. 11c toted them oil'--there wasn't any place to hann them in that room. 1 took a seat by a prominent lawyer; he was so prom, incut he represented all of the "cooper-ation.s" in our state. lie tulked a rijrht smart and 1 listened very well for him not to Iv a woman; I have been trained (at home) to listen attentively to woman. . .The chaull'eur came P. in., and annouiu served." There were " oroil), and 1 think 1 1 servant- in the kihhe a stat; dinner, thank iri" I didn't touch a drop. promptly, and the oil' lowed suit. Then I about hoinj; asked to a but they were so lii:h they didn't have auv bl in ab. d -n w.a'.'o luar.i at '.a: nncr i: 'is (col oihcr l"n:s was ass. NopC ok niv scat . soon fol- 11 to WO. TV he blessing m society , -UK'. tab!e-vaie that 1 had t:..t t'-uisd an Used for at all. At noiue, 1 u.-e only :; imploiiients, v uv.iy : l"tk and my hands. 1 didn't lin.i any. mi;, .n tit' i.ovvd knew any ah 'U'.- table manners than 1 ;'! not even tlie host. He was a r.-cular v.iiitioM !" my opinion. IT T Km K IS (iKTTlNC l!Ai K on Tin-; i;oi.i s r a n i a i; i !!a: !. k. -. r.. apull 1- I'1- 1- deel mr. eddltor: on: !:i:!e :: .- ec'ted nner : timt n.d.t a...- been -truck in ,,u.- iii-.j-t I id .tith by a in .i. (..,. j,,,.k m. 'in. '.am-. la- ha brim Uw.i.x Iwi- '-' mith- and we tlieli-li: be a b"bo. Lilt i! -eellls that he J- a pi'o-s -pectt.r pre-.-bu.s liu la!- ansofoi th. hi kept ,i vet thing a -evict till lie iioiittht .1.' opMor, on the hickory spr.nn's t.ait land for f.S and he commenced t" di here and there w .:! a -paid and -hovel, and every body : lioutfiit he Ha- o,,km tor li-lniii: wirm.-, but hi. numl w-.- n ni.'ic valluable in-ects. viz: .. cold. ..I took the napkin and -pread it out on my lap, like the judtre lil It was as largo as our tabK'-cloth. There was a .stniiLT of .silvrruiirc at my riK'ht a- lone; as my arm .and ' one at my left nearly a- loinr. 1 knew thai etiipiettc demon. led that I u.. thrill as they were la d on:, but my elbow ITot iii the wr.'im pi.,,., and mixed them lip '111., a ...idu.'.-d dcsirni. 1 watched the judce, but be didn't know very inn I'll either about anything ex cept law-. . .A fl:.' iee-cieani and a li'tle extra Clip "T i "tree !'l.;d b '.'.': 'Vli'llC.I ill an i -ci'vcT 1 di-co . a '.!' lha: 1 had e ..ten my 1 . i . ! w : b : lie 'ice-tea .spoon,' rind had -rill tny butter Willi the salad fork, and had sliced my "p'talo-en-jackct" uith a carving' . k'nit'ov and had Usral " ' t'ork.s in eat--' intr my steak, instead of I 1 reckon; and had dropped L' -po,iis I fork and knives oirtlie lloor at my feet, and that there were ;! of I little items of PLENTY OF SPRING GOODS..' Lawn Mowers-Ice Cream Freezers-Garden Tools-Farming Tools Screen Wire. All kinds of Paint and Enamels I have not raised prices on Paint. W. T. Denton Denton's Hardware NOTICE A wealthy westerner, financial and .social leader in hi.s locality, was ask ed by a visitor: "Why do you remain in a" one-horse town like this?" "I'ei bans .' wa.s the Iilole-t answer. What do "i! is because 1 happen horse " llo Wbv b) K'k u . am a to be the inca n rvmis' Jem? those FOR COMMISSIONER I present to the voters of Haywood County my name as candidate for County Commissioner in the June Primary. Mrs. V.. F. Boston chief cleik sk- Tho manu-aer and the we.e discussing a new typist. ..U'U.. a., e.al think of her: as ed the manage;'. "How is she doing her work ; The chief clerk he was siiowini; a gehl linnet ..n the s'.iei'ts today as log as yule wile's lis', and p. Id .sparkled in yore ce w In n he hell It ill the sun he .-aid it was not -ollid U"ld as it had sonic silver and possibly diallKMlts in it and mobbc a small percentage of isjn-tfla.ss which had to be in it be foa; (,'old unild of benn created. mr. sprcckle.s say- he will "ifer Kold ininiim stock for sail in - weeks, but will not sell any close around Hal rock, but will ero oil' .d.oiit -J.Mt miles and di.-po-e of some, il seems that hoincfolks do not have no faith in annvt hinc; around close to their home.- ' he said he .mitfht take in a few small local .stockholder- to -iku the stock with him. mr. sp.'eklo, h,,s been aide to et .-ome creddick at the -toar.- her., .-nice he -truck (.'old, ami all.-o the board- ink' house is noiue; to let him stay at the regular rate and he will pay up ill full as -mill as he trots rid of a few shares of same. lie will make it.- par value IS; that looks rail Vhcap. il will ibe bordered istock with a co'l'l -eal, so he .-ay-, it 'should boom our little town up a . :ebt smart, and will lulp lie the idle c. vv. a. boys. yores t rillie, mike I lark, rfd coiry .s)oiident. This coluniii sponsored ly li'iitoit's Hardware lb iKer: I II a-licnib! -: 'Oh : U - V w ith that iou? Then sand sieve ' just Political Announcements FOR SHERIFF I hereby announce myself as can didate for 'sheriff of Ha wood County, subject to the Democratic Primary in June. 1 appreciate the support you have iven me and will appreciate anv support niven me in the cominj; primary. II nominated and elected I will serve the people to the very best nl my ability. K. H. Hickman FOR SHERIFF 1 hereby announce myself as can didate tor nomination of Sheriff of Ha wood County in the Democratic Primary in June. I will appreciate the support of my friends and promise if nominated and t ie ted to till the ollice to I he best of my ability. J. Lawrence Walker FOR REPRESENTATIVE I hereby announce myself as a can lidate for the ollice of Kepresentative of Havwood County subject to the action of (he Democratic I'arly in the June Primary. 1 will appreciate any support nivcn me by my many friends. If nominated and elected I will serve all the people to the liest of my ability. Oral F. Yates .11 IK;!-: OF 20TH DISTRICT I am a candidate for Jude of the .'lit h Judicial District, subject to the wishes of the Democrats of taiid dis trict at the Primary to be ' held on June Second. Your support will be ippreciated. 0 rover C. Davis FOR COMMISSIONER I hereby announce myself as a can didate for the nomination for memlur i:f the board of county commissioners subject to the action of the Demo cratic Party in the June Primary. Your support will he app.-eciated. Having been a lariiur in this i-ounty all my life I know their problems and if elected shall strive to lessen their burdens. (ieoiKe A. IJrown. Sr. doubtful. "Wi - id, "but "Keally," -a; in u-t be pretty -pell it!" , I -p.-:i-d Ike .joked a dui.'t know atruci'u-ly. man ui v th little " ht 1 "She aldn't THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 1934 Author: "This is the plot of my new story: A midnight scene. Two bandits creep stealthily toward the house. They scale a wall and force open a window- As they slip in, the check strikes one." The Thrilled One (breathlessly):. "Which one?" FOR SHERIFF I hereby announce myself as a can didate for nomination fi r re-election as sheriff of Haywood County subject to the action of the voters in the Democratic Primary in June. Any support given me will be appreciated. J. A. Lowe FOR CHAIRMAN OF HOARD OF COMMISSIONERS I hereby announce myself as a can-j didate for nomination as chairman of the beard of commissioners subject to the wishes of the voters in the Democratic Primary in June. The sup.! port of the voters will be appreciated.; (Jeoro-e C. Haynes FOR SHERIFF I hereby announce myself as can didate for Sheriff' of 'Haywood Coun ty, subject to the action of the voters in the Democratic Primary in June. Your support will be appreciated. Arch (J. Russell FOR ( HAIR-MAN OF HOARD OF COMMISSIONERS I hereby announce myself as a can didate fer the ollice of Chairman of Hoard of Commissioners, subject to the Democratic Primary to be held in said count v; June 2. libit. W. A. Ilvatl Yet 1 Should you wake at night and the ft'o miu rrark e o! names icu you that your home is ablaze. would you neea a icicyuuu. 2 In vour dailv life, and especially iVo evenings, would it be a pleasure to know that you could reach tor your telephone and call your friends or receivecalls from them? 3 If sudden sickness should come fta Q tu some memner oi om ...would you need a telephone to call the doctor in a hurry? ,1 r,ild it lichten vour wife's duties if she had a telephone. to r,l,.r (rrnreries. ask the cleaner to call, or run other errands, es. pecially in bad weather? 5 If a member of your family is Ho O seeking employment, do you need a telephone so that employers rould reach you quickly when a vacancy occurs? 6 When a water pipe bursts, or the fl0 Q , e. r 1 n,lla mrcjnrift llgnis lun, "I ..m.wb Yet No Yet , t -I 1 e ,,e. arise, woiua a leiepnunc ire ful to call for help? Is there anythinfi other than a telephone that, for a very few pennies a day, will perform all these services? No Ye. il Having answered these questions jy q ...Jo you still believe you can nfford to be without a telephone? J U You want the protection, pleasure and comfort that u telephone in your home will provide. ... So, why wait longer ? Order your telephone today ! FOR CONSTABLE I hereby announce myself as a can didate for the ollice of Constable of Wavliesville Township, Hay w ood County, subject to the Democratic Primary to be held in said county. June U, lil.il. I will appreciate your Mipport, Contrary to reports that are beiiiK circulated I have supported the Democratic party for the past three years. 1 am running on my own record and not that ot any one else or any group. Homer Davis i , , : FOR REPRESENTATIVE I hereby announce myself as a can didate for the House of Kepresenta lives, (.cncral AssembU. subect to the Democratic Primary to be ''held mi June 2. llt.'tt. uur support will be deeply appreciated. YV. T. Crawford Notice is hereby sriven that at a rejrular moot in of the County lSoard of Elections of Haywood County, held ,at the Courthouse in Waynes- valle on the -.1 4th dav of April, 1934, at 12:00 oclock M. the following were named and appointed Registers nd Judges of Election and to serve for a term of tn years, or until their successors are appointed and qualified, to-wit :,-. BEAVERDAM NO. 1: Carlton Pless, Register; Dewev "Croon (lj V. Y. Ploss (2), J. B. Hill. Judges. : BEAVERDAM NO. 2: Will L. Clark, Register; E. G. Smathers (1), O. i. Gillis (2). Tavlor Ducket, Judges. BEAVERDAM NO. 3: E. P. Ball Register; Charles Willis (U. C.lenn Howell (2), l-Vank Robinston, Judges. BEAVERDAM NO. 4: E. W. Price, Register; S. E. Hipps (1), J. Porrv Cogburn (2), Ray H. Mann, Judgos. BEAVERDAM NO. 5: A. B. Curtis. Register; D. E. Morgan 1), Edd Williams (2). W. C. Cole, Judges. BEAVERDAM NO. 6: E. L. Wilson, Roister; S. C. Wood (1), G. C. Smith (21 C P. Singleton, Judges. ' 'Bit; CREEK: J. M. Caldwell, Register; Louis Hopkins (.1). Charlie l.ofcorts. Judge. CATTAI OOCHEE: Elridv'e Caldwell, Register: Jim Caldwell (1). Hailie Paimer (2i, J. A. Hannah, Judges. CECIL; C. W. Moody, Register; Andy Frazier (1), Perry Allen (2). Wiliie Croon; Judges. ', CIL1 DE: R. W, Noland, Register; M. V. Hayne (1) Claude Jones (2) O L. Smathers, Judpes. CRABTREE: Roy Medford. Register; Vinson Davis (1), Claude Williams (2). Taft Ferguson, Judges. EAST FORK: W. W. Burnette, Register; W. B. Poston (1), Luther Pless (2), B. Frank Seller, Judge. FINES CREEK: C. B. MoCracken, Register; Carl Green (l). Xor njah James (2), Hubert Ferguson, Judges. IRON DUFF: Cromer Chamber,. Register; Horace Bryson (1). Jim Bnadshaw (2), R. L. Stevenson. Judges. IVY HILL: Mrs. Sam Queen. Register; Earl Setzer (1), M3r-in Allison (2). Jack Setzer, Judges. JONATHAN CREEK: Mrs. J. R. Boyd, Register; John Howell (1), Marshall Messer (2), Vinson Morrow, Judges. PIGEOX: J. M. Cat he v. Register; J. W. Kinsland (1) Weaver Vf. Hyatt (2), Vaughn Wells, Judges. 1XORTH WAYNESVILLE: W; H. Noland, Register; J.C.Patrick (1), Bob Francis (2), Jarvis Campbell, Judges. SOUTH WAYNESVILLE: William T. Hannah, Register; George Plott (1). Fauoett Swift (2) 1- N. JtavW. Juigres. WHITE OAK: Z. V. McElroy, Register; A. G. Baldwin (1), Sam Ledford 2), P. I). Bramlett, Judges. M. G. ST AM EY. Chairman. County Board of Elections Attested: ..'.-' G. L. Hampton. Secretary FOR COMMISSIONER I hereby announce myself as a can didate tor member of the board of County Commissioners, subject to the wishes of the voters in the democratic Primary in June. Any support given me will bo sincerely appreciated. W. II. (Hill) Williams FOR COMMISSIONER 1 hereby announce myself as a can didato for member of the Board ol Commissioners subject to the wishes of the voters in the Democratic Pri mary. My idea about the tax payer's money is the same as it was when I was former commissioner of this county. Your support will be ap preciated. Lee Ferguson FOR SHERIFF I hereby announce myself as a can. didate for sheriff of Haywood County subject to the wishes of the voters of the lH-mocratic Primary in June. I will appreciate any support given me. T. Ralph Moore SEUmCAH ' It's still the Lowest Cost Car FOR SHERIFF I hereby announce niv self as a can didate for sheriff of Haywood County subject to the wishes of the voters in the Democratic primary to bo held June 2, 19.14. Any support given me will be appreciated and if nominated and elected I will serve the people of the county to the best of my ability. From E. Cole FOR REPRESENTATIVE I hereby announce myself as a can didate for the nomination as Kepre sentative of Haywood County in the coming Democratic Primary. I have always taken the interest of the peo ple of this county at heart, and if nominated and elected will endeavor to represent them to the best of my ability. J. T. Bailev FOR SHERIFF I hereby announce myself as a can didate for Sheriff of Haywood Coun ty subject to the action of the Demo cratic Primary to be held June 2. I promise if nominated and elected that I will do my best to make Haywood County an efficient sheriff. L. Medford Leatherwood In spite of the fact that the world's finest tvpe motor powers the Ford V-8 the only car under S239j vith a V-8 engine; in spite of the fact that the Ford V-8 is the only car under $3200 with welded spoke wheel the only car under $1100 with torque tube drivethe only car under $1300 with floating rear axle in spite of the many advanced features exclusive to Ford, Ford prices have not been raised. More than ever before, we say "Examine the value compare the performance see how much more you get for lower cost." Buy j our Ford V-8 now while prices are low. $515 and np a mew mm Since April 1, 1934 Delivered to 18 Leading Citizens In Haywood County There's A Reason Investigate! Abe Phone 52 W. T. Rainer, Dealer Asheville Road
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