THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
THURSDAY, AUGUST 9, 193,
I
Nobody's Business
By GEE McGEE.
ur.le-.-i ht paid the grower in st. pall
anl minnesota a few dollors for
them.
GOVERNMENT COW NEWS FROM
FLAT ROCK
..the grovvtrmtnt cows which arrived
by freight a few days ao from min-nie-sou
and other drw:h sections
up north .-eem to te getting along
ver.-y well in the nearby pastor, they
like our gl ass and, weeds and bushes
ok, and i: is tu be hvpeo that they
will be fat enough to kill when uncle
sam gets ready to can s&me-
a hob-wire fence and walk right over
same and commen t eatin corn and
cotton and other stuff which is in pro-
ce-s of being raised by his r.aburs.
I he niought have to put yokes and
: muzzle. on them in self defence.
..there is some complaint about the
department cf aggrecuiture not divid
ing the cows up into .smaller lots
than 25s and Si's, just a few men
get all of the cattle while the others
got nothing. yore torry .-pondent,
mr. m.ke Clark, rfd, rote in and
asked for cows or 1 cow and 2 caffs,
but nothing was heard from them,
his paster has only 2 or :i akerc, but
it will gras. that manny pm" Ver
mont livestock.
..mr. judd little says he is going to
have a powerful hard time keeping
the govverment cow in his pa.-tor, as
the yankee ;.ninia!.s don't pay no
attention to a little ob.-truction like
. .Wj, don't know how mai.ny cows
will be in the full govverment pastor
lot if anny more is .sent here. we.
will have to ship our home-raised cows
out west to have them pastured, as the
northern cows will eat up everything
above the ground in - months. these
cows look like they feel at home in
our rn.id.st, and have done very little
balling up to now. they were hauled
to their future homes by trucks?.
. .yore curry .-pendent, mr. mike
Clark, rfd, has rote Washington, d. C,
ar..i a-Ked tricm to luve some hugs
.-hipped down to riat rock for him to
pastor on halves, he has bemudy
gras and nut grass in hLs wife's
garden, and judging from how hard
it is to Kill w:tf a hoe, he ought to
be able to pastor at least 25 hogs and
Striking Caddies
Go Nude And Force
Golfers Off Course
Chicago. The swanky Exmoor Golf
Club in Highland Park"fought off the
spread of nudism-
The nudists, about a score of them
romped over fairways and greens and
..the depot agent told hol.-um moore
that the freight on the cows, plus
the feed bill while on the way, was
atout in. or 2$ more than a nice
southern tow can be bought for on
the local market it will cost only
colt) per month for the govverment
to get the cows pastored, so, by foil,
mr. Wallace, the socek-tany. won't
h:ve v-rvv much invested in ach
i pig- in the said garding and keep i spiasned around in the water haz
them fat from one end to the other, j ards. to consternation of the golfers,
he is looking for some hogs at once. It was the caddies' novel way of
i striving for more pav, and the climax
FLAT ROCK FLASHES . of their strike.
..miss jennie veeve smith has asked Earlier they had demanded more
me to put a notis in my collum to the 1 money at once. One hundred and
effect that she lost her diamont ring sixty of them dropped bags they
betwixt the swimming pool and the
drug .-toar one night last week which
was given to her by jerry mire hus
kins last year, but he has ince mar
ried another girl, nice reward will
be paid for its safP return with all
a of the diamonts still in it.
Specify
Carolina
Fancy Creamery
Butter
Churned Fresh Dnily from ( ream pro
duced In Hnvwood Countv.
Its Pastuerized
Per
Pound
THE FOOD STORE
. .no preeching will be hell at rehober
enduring the month of august onner
count of the pasture, rev. waite, be
ing off running protracted meetings
for other churches in the hopes that
they will pay him some cash for same,
he could get or.ly 2 per sole, he would
-avod . .-oles by confession. 7 by
letter, an i . -1 by reinstatement- if
:,e : j Id get only 2i per cole, he would
.' ir.':' out ver. y well.
. .the g ' a'. eyai'd at rehober was clean
ed ..tf la-t - .tuniay by a large crowd
of Iov.ng l':ic:id- of toe folks who are
i erne 1 tneie anil goji,. on oeloar to
.,ri tf:- t.eau'.il'ul .-h e w:.ere -")'-to.
w i.- tio more, a dinner was .-eived
giound bv the wive- an.l .-veet
had been carrying and met at the
clubhouse.
They turned cold shoulders to pro
posals that they wait until a field of
200 members and their guests com
pleted the mixed foursome play
One golfer suggested to take two
clubs and play anyway. The four
somes started out. Presently a wo
man took a careful stance to drive
acro-s a deep water hazard.
A nude figure flitted past her. an
other, then another. She left the
course- Other golfers came and went,
the same way.
A call t the police brought officers,
who .-hooed the strikers into their
clothes and off the course. The cad
dies demand a riat fee of $1 for IS
hole- and Oil cents for nine holes.
.110-
tr.e cleaner.-
::j..ped
nil a go
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Kin Surprised By Request
Of Late .Marie Dressier
lo.lol
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n. .Mrs- Richard Gar.thon.v
war-old widowed 4istev of
lite Marie I)!e-.-!er, expressed
i.azviiivr.t at the .-urn of money re
t tvl to oe S-'lod.ooii. Iff-. (,.,. tfc.. ,i,.ad
!!. a.-tie.-s. Mrs', (ia.'itli-ti.v -aid:
"I am Marie'- only lel.-tive left in
a rid. 1 can't unoei stand h--v
a 1 : :'. .f open-haiid-ol gi.-io-i
M, ie l.-ft a large fir'uiie"
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WELCH'S
Grape Juice
(Vilified Pure and Pastern ied.
o Aduilerants No A tt if it hi I (olniinn-
( Preservatives .No Added Water.
Tomato Juice
Double Rich in Vitamine ('
Grapelade and Jellies
Highest (Quality ;'
ARE ALL FEATURED AT
THE FOOD STORE
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We Feat u re and Recommend
LIBB YJS
One Hundred Canned Goods
SPECIALS FOR THIS EVENT
Libby's Tomato Juice, :j for
Libby's Pineapple, No. 2 ...
Libby's Pineapple Juice ..
Libby's i Picnic Asparagus, 2
Libby's Pears, No. 2'2 . . . .
Libby's Fruits for Salad, No,
Libby's Sauer Kraut, No. 2
Libby's 14 oz. Catsup
Libby's Spinach, No. 2'2 ..
Libby's Apricots, No. 2'2 .
Libby's Apricots, No. 1 tall .
for
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.19c
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.15c
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White House
VINEGAR
---ITS PURE-
Per Gallon
Per Quart .
...47c
. . . 27c
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Bread and Cake
"Better Because It's Made That Way'
AT ALL GROCERS
CONGRATULATIONS TO
THE FOOD STORE
Maxwell House Coff
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Good to the Last Drop
Per Pound 33c
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