THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 1931
VHE W NtsVlLLE MOUNTAINEER
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27ie taai Side 0' Life !
Incidents and Observations
Anecdotes and Humor
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I've ;narr;e.i the UcnuU- and the Jew, his htad (I proposed u, Uv tr: f r
Coloied i. plenty, hah breeds tjo; ! I wanted him to be eumi.rul li'l ue
'the tall ana lean, the .-hoi: and itout- ' tarte.i en ou mi--ur
The weli-Ui-do and tile "down and My hls: InterView. w.ih ln.lv
i;Ut' Aiwtt Fiancw. had nu iven very
fx'., .j, .;...! ,.,,,,.. ,u.. i i .... 1 1 ......... .. .t. i . ue ii.i i
a t: iuMiiii.il ..iv nit- oju uu.i
tough,
The Kay and pretty, the ugly and
1 ouh ;
.Most ol tm had sense some "thick
iver tie.-. id el a Medl'ord sU-aling.
"No. I have not." he said. Then 1
.i.-ked him about ::u :: recvi'd tor keen-
I I njr out of eo.l.:. "lienerallv veiv
i I . I L I I II I . T1U :i 1 i I
as a enuiiK. .
XVearly all were sober two grooms i Well. I nele Albert, did you ever
were drunk. know of a Mcdlord le:njr en the
loans 1 asheu.
I've married them in offices, in parlor
and shacks.
In groves, on the highways, by the
railroad true a. ;
Some .smiled oil, so happy! or era-
I raced with a .-mack !
As somebody in tee crowd let go a
"wise crack."
"Sakes alive, yes," he rt-yftTed. 'and
not only was there one sent to the J
loads hut h,. didn't have sense enough I
to get away after he had been given
halt a dozen chances to do so." You i
see I askeii one question too many,
Well William and 1 went over on
the 1'igemi side for ..n interview
.Maybe some were in trouble -had ' Ami what do you think' Wo hadn't
to say "I do." j .i.-ked more than hall' a dozen ques
Onc nride fainted before tht. cc.e- j tons w hen we learned hy. ."they say"
mony was through; :..;.t our great great jrramiY.ithei
'Some couples chewed gum o:;,- si; all' ; :: : married sin Indian foi his thud
on the stick-, ' . e Another ki-:ctn .iiagged out!
Hut aii were in haste for cir.-iii.iny ..'lu-rt u;ur. 1 a:d. "Win., 1 think we'd
quick. itti'!' ;;;." "Ihtt,, if we iiad ne r
, j . gun " Slim replied.
1 u.iti't l.iuu now tin a.o,. u jj; i , ' , ' ,
, ,, . . , ,V . j '.!! ei II). -it) -kc W., ; : ! l- 1
'. ' . ...: , , . , ' ' .'. .. day if I unv a "N
t:ir-
-(1:,'"1' 1 I '.,! i 1.;.,, ,-. ,1,',. I I.'.. I Y
tr.ii-..:. Iiu :. will giV.- ii;e ieade: - . ' ' . ' , ', ' , .
t:-.:s -..jlulni. m me i.ioa i'i:A A o - Y ' '' "! U'"'i!l1 ''"V 'n ni Me ,
.... -w a- -1 ri.-i v '.i , ,v .- I,m -
.... J,i - .1 ... I ... i. I 1 ifi I '.I i.e...,.
i ieniemi't: one among I'.i
-OUlile I mairied, back about li'
years ago. wa . a coioied man mul
Wolli .11 they Wele cooking at Uiej
old kciimou- Hotel, i think, ami had
decided to Vet "mall led up." At llie
i'leginii oig of the ceremony when'
They Were toid tu "jmu their ight
iiand.s," up went the vol" rid man'.-'
riglit hand a-:. ve is; head ready to '
take ill,, oath.-
, Subscriptions
'l!.e follow ing subsci .ptioti have
io.:i receive. i since August 24th:
R. V. r.ojei.-, Clvde, Rt 1; K T.
Ucv.l Wavne.-viile. Rt. 2; Hill Bla
Hanelwood: F. B. Shelton, Bris-1.-'..
Ya.: Lucius Smith. H.izelwood;
, l'. t. Tur'tiytid, Xew York; Rufus
Mier. Hazel wood; lionnie league,
Vv , re-'. ;!! Rt. 'J ; J. F Rogers,
t ..."u. Rt. 1.
,i. i". H. Smatheis. Clyde; Mrs.
V.'ait.i Uvmgan. liiizabethton, Tenm;
Rivati M-.dford. Waynesville, Rt. l! ;
11 W. Re-- c'lvde. Rt. 1: James It
n,:f. :d. V. yne.. I'.le. Rt 2; J: .'..
Tate W.i ynesviiie. Rt. 'it N. A
! n. Hiit,-n Yillage. Ya.
1- . H. Moody. Waynesville Rt. 'J ;
H N. 1- ianei.- Marion, N. I'. ; Frank
t'.-r.pfon. llazeiwoodt ; R. F. Robin
son. Hazelw.'Od ; Tetmesse.1 Yalley
Au'.h'detv !v.iii- ilit ; Mrs K T.
"I'm n v,.t. ill, I,,- l-'p7 ih.oh Vil.
-e;.. Rt. l; M: . K 1!. It'.aekweM, city;
I- dj i. l'.eanu li.d'.e: in, Fia ; A. C.
l'a! iw in. ( 'ove t . eek.
U A. Wiiitne:. Hazelwood; i.'. L.
1;; a nesvi.'e, Rt ''; Sam Free
man, elf,; In A. i. 1 towns, Clyde;
J. V. l'aiker. I . n'.Jn Rt. 2; 1. C.
lCngi.am. ';,!.:. .n Rt. ; K. A. Uavis,
t .e. 1'ivfh; S. 1. .1 1'arve; . VVaynes
ille, Rt J; tileim Brown, t.'lvde; ,1.
T Holder Clyue. Rt. 1 : V. '.I. Me
l .acker.. Clyde Rt. 1; J. 1'. Coinan,
1 lik. .IdliOiU-kii.
Y..i dr' Mi-m: Coe l'u-.k; T.
R MoOl e. 1 ! ieh. U '. 'J ; 1 le.Mlis.
M !. city; M:.. Se'.m.i .Mel-ll'o
Lake -lunaiu-ka; John C. l'uderwvod,
Rt. -; Hardy Line!'. Kt. 1; C. W.
M ...;. i an;.. ti Rt J ; t '. i ai I ii.n.
li i :. li;.",. Iwo .e ; L ... I i:S. A. 11 -r i
Telephone Turns
Transits of Venus and
In irLwirl l'iivn' When Phenomena Occur
'ait that "l could li up ' h J'
;'e:- ali'ight. '
MARRIAGE
REAL ESTATE
TRANSFERS
A telephone it: unoeeupli d sum
mer home on Lisiiei's i-la:ui oil' the
i'..i!!u.'lii'li: shore proved a reliable
- entitle! iccetiily.
I 'he owner of the liou-e, pieparing
to e.-.upy his island home for the
summer. lietttied the water company'
ami iii.eieii tr.e water 'connected. This,
was done. Soon thereafter a light i
..ppeatcd on the test board at thei
local telephoru cent! a! otlice, and a'
;opanma:i was sent out to lin.i tiie
tri'tlble. Te.-'.mg the line from the'
curb bo lie found it clear to the een-1
tra! otlice Tins indicated that some. I
tiling must In .adic.lly wrong in the j
house, which had not yet iieen opened
'"or the season. Obtain ng tt'.o keys.j
re entered to be guated ey a .-how-i
er id' water. I
Investigating- !.,. found that uheiii
tile walei had been amml on a de
fective valve m tlie lire protect ion 1
system h .d permitted the lii.. Iio.-ej
to till. Win n the pro-sure heeame1
-Com: idioueh. the ho.-e was for. e. 1 1
out through the glass container.'
knocking the telephone over a.- it tell
to the tloor This cau.-ed a s.gnal to.
appear in the telephone central otlice.'
l'romnt action nl evented -i-n 'Us !
damage to the house, which wa being.
rapidly Hooded.
After olliciai lug ni.-.hei col
ored couple ti.ey -. ... i almost With-.
ut moving: u'.tit alter the lieeii.-c
had been witnessed, 'etc., as if wait,
ing for something. When told it was
"all over.' and that they, could go.
the in. ii quickly replied; "Welt, mis
ter, don't I git some kind or receipt?""!
He was told that his "receipt" Wa.- 1
standing by his side to take her and i
go on. li
IN'ovv, 1 know 'Sqiiiio M cC'racken is
more of a veteran than 1 am but I
wonder if his experience has been any
more varied- And wliM does the
and
iuhv
o k Y. I a! e an i Ra; h I la i
!' Canto:''.
, ' '. Finiu y. I . .1 .i1,., u
: 1 yi t ie ( 1 1 astey, .Liiiat han.
Rob, It .1 1 til V is. ( 'in,. (.' !.iT
lidna Biy-on. Waynosv life. .
John Fltuer (iood.-oii and
k:a til loth Wavnesvilie R 1.
Luther Carve
M!i! .d Vi' .yne.-v ille.
(, ( . dilie-pie an'! Anr.e May
Sams, both of Canton.
'tbodiah . (1. Ka-tetlarg.: Sumnier-
, die S. (';., and 'I'enha. Rathbolie,
' nnua.
.lame- I!. 'I'owle- .ml (l.aee llva-
Ivn Simmon.-. lioth-d' Fnka.
Wood
"Good Indian and "Judge" Frank have Henderson ( otter, V laltdn, r la.,
to sav and Regina Kleannr Hornc Mock-s-
. '.' .': Y': . j villi', N, C
All 1 know i.- iust what "they say." I r
And this i.- especially true when it ! -"SIGNS. -OK' THF. T1MFS" A
comes to tracing up.- family history. J m w series of fuj-cin 4ing painting- by
Some time ago Prof. .Allen asked Henry Clive. the distinguished Ameri
Wm Medford and me to get up some , can artist, reproduced in full coldrs
more of our family history for his in th(, American Weekly, the maga
'Annals' Well, after "Slim" had
assured me that he could get into
my old '26 model and that I would
not have to cut a hole in the top for
zinc distributed with next Sunday
BALTIMORE AMERICAN. Buy
your copy from your favorite news
boy or newsdealer.
a la I a Mint r-
I .1.
: l.ee I'
lvv 11:11
i f Si, , u to I''. 15. Shel
; a. ri -.
Jol'id' hall Creek
' v - Rh.'iiai lee r to .1. O. I kildweM
' ' I .1 e .
l'lgeoii
I . II Min'rio to K; W. O borne,
in2 acres.
Wavtiesville
Geo H Ward, Tr. to Pr. R. II.
Stretcher lot. '
Minnie Boyd to li. B. Smil.h. . 2
tiaets
J. P. Scale's, et ii to JamesMilner,
2 lots. '
,1. I'. Scale.-, et ux to ILllie Milrier.
lot in Gnmhall Park.
J. IV Scales, et u to Frank Scutes,
l." acres.
.1 P. Scales, el ux to Raymond
Scales, lot.
A. P. LedlM'ttev. Tr., to Realty
I'archa.se Corp , lot.
Goodyear All- U,&9 f? f, A if
Product of Catrin
I here are several different kinds of
plastic material used in phne of horn,
ivory, celluloid, loir. I rubber, etc.. In
milking knife handles, all I lie products
of the casein industry, ordinary cow 'si
ri lk eolila.l' about ." pel e. Id ol
casein Sl.timtillk i- run into v al-., a
ollle sour milk or eiilnae of Sac!:.
.leal baelei i.-i add, .1. and it is allowed 1
to f'er.uelit mil il .-ur.liii.g is couipleio. 1
I'he.i i lie clear 1- ran oil, the ,
,iii-. I wasliod. ire-...,t into ,.il.o- and j
dr.ed. There lire two pcueip 1 1 pi ue ,
..-os for tile l.:a 1 111 I :n 1 in e o! e.l-ein
ie-. In o: e ..I I hoi'n. I i,.' , a-, .n
,s tirsl di--.died ,ii :i am. on ... or -,n
alkali. I lieu ,1v. lulls, V aa.'.'ds or
, j,.,., i,. L. c 1 he i old , olor,
and a coa-iileni wi a- an acid i- ;
added In Hie dry proce-s the c:i-e.n I
is powdered and ne'o'd with Hie dvc ,
si lifts, then put lhron.:'i .l rad ; li- n.ii
, hint's or hi nted calendar rolls, which
convert tlio powder I iy tni'.ins of heat
ami pressure inlo plastic rods or
masses. J his is burden. ! Iiy .ineaiis.
of t'oriinihh'liv de and is -on-one, 1 bv
dryiiii;
ALL RAIHO I 'Rot IRA MS The
full wick's inoadcasl,. ot voii' favor
If the orbits of Venus, the earth and
the sun were all In the same plane, a
iran-it of Venus her apparent pas
sage a, ross the face of the sun would
occur once in every days, the time
in which Venus takes to nuike the cir
cuit of her orbit. Hut. says a writer
in Cleveland Plain 1 leader, owing to
the different Inclinations of these or
bits It only happens nt ttng Intervals,
that when Venus passes one of her
nodes or points at whirl', her orbit
Intersects tlu'ir of the enrth she is in
a direct line between the earth and
the lioilv of ilu mi.
't he earth passes the line of these
nodes, .respectively, on or about IV
eember 7 nnd .tune CI. so, that transits
can only occur near these ilntes. Psu
nl!y a pair of transits occur near one
of these dates with mi Interval of
eight years hetween; then 24,'t years
must elapse before a transit can fall
upon the same date again. Put near
the middle of this, period nut exactly
Hie middle, because neither Venus nor
Hie earth travels qui-te uniformly in
Its orbit one or two transits will oc
cur at the other dale.
There was a transit lVreinber '.),
1S7I, mi! another IVcemher 2. ISS'J,
and another pair of lteeember transits
w ill not occur lor . I.'t years in 2117
and "l-.'i; but during lids period two
June transits win occur. In -the -years
2001 mid "HI-.-.
TU O RACKS OF RARIO I'ull
week'.- pi ..ii ra :i i of your favorite sla
t.np, new- and pictures ef leading
' do Her ' '11.1 1 . t le- I ' V e IV Week ill
:ii, !' ... It A I I" I M ( RI. SI'MtAV
AM I'UICA.V On -al. by you r favor
M w - " ' , : la w -deab r.
Ceil
a ,
tgage., and Deeds of Trust Nu
at p .J (20). detault having
i n... 'lavment ef the iiu
e in . -eeared and the
i : :..e i i,.- - i ecu red having
ie- e i i :.c . , a-:, e : offer the
in.: :, , ... e: .. e,: n. a ial.-es for
. ... mi., ,. , .: n -ii.. power
at, ii n , e i ..: ; ru.-t and
:.: pica .-i.- .".a . .:: oeen liere-.i-
le-vvit: ,..'. a., 'Jo-.h day of
: ' . hi.., ., ; ; , i iiie ..overtise-
. . i... . i : duly
:v i to : '.,. (a,, Miiierior
; ,f 11 ay wo id t oa:.. . . rth
,. .u. i. an, : an " : e . . : a V-
! eon lib : w .: :. ., !.. , . a; ter
-.ee a a : i ," , : i ... : . e a a i ihe
under-
llll
rdered
, v e i ; i -NOW
BLACK -DRAUGHT
For
CONSTIPATION
"I nm 71 years old and have used
TlH'diorii's lil-.wk-Uraupht, a.lxml
feny yours," writes Mr. W. J. Van
ov.r, of Koine, Ky. "Wo are never
wathout :U I take it as a punt.v
tive when I am bilious, dia-.y uud
la.ee sv, i.a imhii: in my head. Ll.u k
! vvui'iht reh.'ves thh;, ntul helps ;r."
; t ir.ativ w ars." . . . Keep a- p.u k
: Una old, rcliabli', purely
V , .b'.J laxativo hi your home,
: v. 'U,- it, lor prompt, relief at the
- , .-. ;.i of cviu'.uiiation.
'.Vrll
tne
de ii the
1 e i ourt
navwood
it twelve
eptembor
rial
town of
aid Clerk I
,.-u.,; T.u
aid lea'
r OKI-'. : ,.: .
ill el.-lj.Iled Will etle: for
hiKhe.-t I'idder, for ca-h. a
: 1, use dooi :n av n. -v ii.
I cunt v N e r t n (. a ro! ina,
o'clock noon, on Men i v.,
1' 1. l;i.!l. the' follovvir.c.
, . late:
I. vine and bc.ne m tl
i anion. Leaver, iam i evvn.-hm Hay
wood ( oiintv North (aioiina: HK
blN.MMi at a .-'.ak, the Northern
in i i tr . i-i ot Water .Strict, corner of
.1. .M. I'urtis' residence lot. and runs
thence North IC ! West, I'Jtho feet
with the line of .1. M ( urtls' residence
-er-pertv to a stake in William.-' line;
thence North bs l.Y Kast. lop ' feet
with the line of William.-' property
to a stake in C. T. Well.-' line; thence
Soii'h 12 1-1 .-1. l'-'U feet with C- T.
Wellj line to a stake in the Northern
mai'ii of Mam Street, eoiiie,- of the
e :c -to: e buildui;'. u : i i w , .-1 cor
ner of ('. T. Weil.-' l,t; lliene,, South
01 lb' West P'.l.'i feel with tin N.orth
er!y inaririn of Mam Strict t its
inteiesect ion with Water StieO to
the point of I', 11(11 N N 1 N 1 1 ; beiim'
vv hat iv know n as the .lehi. M. 'u ta.
: .!.. ha and the .loho M . Curtis
-a me land
M Curtis,
.1
; Curtis
e in liO'lk
1 olbee of
Curt for
also the
in a ipiit
S. Curtis,
:.'.. and
in 1
doM-rilied in
t Urtis and
ALberl H.
is, widow of
1 h
.lell
M Cm
N' ' Tic
oi- S.M.I-:
iliee is hen by uiven' llial. vv here
under I lie: terms ol a certain deed
I ... . m ....... : .... .1
:te stations will be totllid in I WO I hi; . H ""-i nomoi ...v " -"'' ""'
.... ... .., i:,; ';.. ii,;.'. it t Tl. wife.- Ida K. ( lirlis. .laled- January
kir.i'i. vr'vii A v At.'IM('A I ! n v 2I1. 1H2X and recorded in Ihe idlice of
eo,v ,',,,,v 'froin vmir favorite news-1 the R.risU i- of I Veds Tor 1 ay wood
. K' .... . I ...I ,,, II.,,,.- O!
.,,1- I IllltllV, IVi'l I II ' .i.oitn.i. in ........ ...
oy or; new lea
;!,,! I "111.-1 S I 111'' I - e I''
,!' .'Will- No I. a: ; aa,
be t -erk ,.( ! he Sup, 1 1.
llavvvooil" County. lieu
- line pi'oprrl y de.-erliu el
claim deed fiom Laura
to .1. M Cnrli-. dated IV.-.
recorded m Look i'C Pa
beinp: the s.anie pr.peity
a- deed from J'. Can en. a
wife. A ti ii.i I'. Curtis
( 'm l is nd Laura S.' Curt
Jehu :1. t'Ulti-. to .lo-pell M. ClirtlS,
d.ilod .lanuarv l'.'2r and recorded
n lb ok hS, p;.,.,e ITS, Records of Leeds
t llav wood I ', unty.
The above de-c abed pi opcr'.y .will Ix:
-obi -nb.ii'cl to any and all taxes and
essinoids.
I'll is September I'.C 1
W'ai hovia Hank and Trust Com
pany Trustee.
I'.v ( V Walker. A.-sisiant 1 rust
Ollicer.
,, :' I'd Sept. Ll-211
S'.Ads cause 5! a times as many
accidents as hlououts (insurance
rcccrds show)!Umv's the GRIPon
, T T 1 . ' . ,.
-yti:.' lives: luiv noes ii iiirapa
Weather
ALL-WSATHtK
G O D D YE AR
S P S E AW A Y
Center Traction
jfZ&Sr tough thick tread
ribbed staewaus
Super twist
Cord lifetime
IIJIS W'M 30x314 4.50-21
S 1.46 5.i:J
I.30-20
? I.6S
3.00-19
SS.45
0U s t toa tot W
8,40 0 stop tests show
snvioth tires slide 77fc Irtf--tl.er
and other new 'tires
slide 14fc to 19- farther
than New G-3 AU-Weathen.
Goodyears grip best, top
V 'f liultrvv;"' w
W fCLVrt CLNTER TRACTION. w
further improcd and n
43 longer-lasting in '
new "G-3." Also agairt
the slight hazard ot blowout 4
you get the protection :t
patented Supertwist Cord -n
EVERY ply. Why Flirt iti
Fate when you can Itave
"The Goodyear Margin a!.
Safety" at no xtra cost?
fll X .. I (f . T
1 J,M-d---.i,sA-f.
One ride
isworth
a
thousand
WHAT you hear ami win
you read, .about a ar is ir
Put on New G-3's and get at
no extra cost "The Goodyear
Margin of Safety" for 439i
More Miles! Flatter Thicker
Wider All-Weather Treadt
Tougher Rubber and more of it!
Supertwist Cord In EVERY Ply!
ABEL'S GARAGE
ITS MOTOKIMf TIME
Fall is the time ol year
to u:et out and
places, hut its not very
'satisfactory, when that
motor is not acting
just right. No matter
IF you think it is
working fine just drive
in and let us give it
Wm--: words
&S&,.. .SMmk: wuiub
n,iMi1-ll-rlrlr:Tirif- .Twmwmii. r
GHEVR
iat
vim rc:nt .21! mil I u ar IB iru-
portanl 1 nit -one rnl; is worth a
tluutsand wonls. Tt Chevrolet's
Kiiiw-Artion on a liuniiv road,
Vrliom you can h': fur yourwIf
what a lt li(Tcn:nc knee-Action
makin in riding uiifirt. .'I Ins lest
will uIko aemaint you with the
'Kniool'h, economical, valve-in-head
eiipme, I lie positive, calile
conlrollcd hrakes, the litxhi-H hy
l isiii r, and tlie comfort of I isher
cnlil.ition. (.0 to oiir nearest
f.lie'!. rolcl dealer and rn.ike the
(hvncrstiip'l est. Chevrolet issallK
(ied to let ,u and the rilr d--ido
winch ear is the Inst for yon.
III- KOI I T V I'll 'H II , I'll IH.il 1 . Nflf II.
Coniffirr (UrmiUts Unr lUltn r, mill
and tviv M: t. ( t " I (, mnd
: " f.,trs ..'
OLET
WATKiNS CHEVROLET CO.
WAYNESVILLE. N. V.
ASHEVILLE ROAD
PHONE 75
PHONE 52
the once over. ,