r, jiURSPAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1934
THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
The Human
Incidents and Observations
.By UNCLE ABE-
f
Capital Seat)
Kivem. me '
i spp 1 m auuicMiu
.u
0 titime an' leavin' the Editur
14 bv the Leckshufi
- 0UI,' ,,'"i"sc'rach which is more than
PumDnots, schacn-
if I ... oc what nots last
es bludy ftows
' .ur, T'vp ever had the
Tuesday But it wuz all
iV nue luan - -- --- ,,
pUzur ox S" th t ,o
'Tv ! fite sumbody about 10
$ "nee they couldn't find
any ret
repu" --- o.he
they Jst ut "w
: i,t iail cot so full he had
f herf Pm ud on end all that cood
in rdeA make room Only
nln on damidg wu. not done to
fourth wuz the
all to fur gone
fced. n02.es an s
fakt that, they wuz
let seryus ug
, L . thpv sed wuz -caused
by
,ubody hollerin for Hoover, noo
r " ez I, "who is Hoover? V hir
Son sum man sed he thawt thair wuz
the State ticket by that
Same that, wuz all the Hoover he
iaoad en thing about. "No, sez I,
. thair onct lived a man in
this
L-iirttrv nv inai name, j-'wh w
1 r. T
"the man who
4z alius sayin' that Prosperity wuz
jUst around the corner er sumwmr.
.1
fc.uixs I'de better quit tho' er my
Bepublikan friends will say that I've
t an inclinashun to want to rub it
iB, an' 1 no how it hurts to rub tn
best of medicin on an' ole sore
We're nusin'. I remember too how
mv friend Will Grale used to rub it
if
I
on me. eazy HKe,
Just a few post-election jokes tho'
Viilf I'm on the subject, l wouia
T!.v.. theze for the Editur's SideJw
Glimpses," but I don't think he has
trver got a glimpse of them.
1 John, when ar you fellers ever
Join' to hav a Lecshun?" sed Weaver
JUcCraeken to John Shook. No an
wer. "When ye do," sed Weaver,
lfcvite us an' we'll come to it. Al
rite," replied John, an' I want you
all to vote fer us like we did fer you
ibis time.''
Bill Bvers sez he can alius say what
she pleezes about Clyde 'cause he's
X one of the boys. "If the fokes down
at Clyde cood only hav thair Leckshun
alter nite," .sed Bill, "the Demokrats
;'; wood hav a bigger majority," "Why?"
replied some one in the crowd, don't
want to kiver up do ye, mil.'"- JNo.
' bot it's like this," sed Bill, "the Dem.
. okrats down thair ar alius in a good
-. yoomer from about sundown till bed-
- huh', but sum of them ar alius
cross when they git up in the morn-
r
: I At one. of the Waynesville presincks
the registur lookt around about the
. time thevl were two-thirds dofne
', flountm', iui' seein' no Republikans
present, sez he, "Look here, this is
j . not leegal, countin' out like this.
;'; 'Squire Ball, you git in yore car an'
hu::t up a Republikan an' bring him
; In here.' "Not me," sez George,
:? fjjthmk I'm goin' to run my car all
. . iiu? an' waste oil an' gas.tryin' to
a lm. a radikal?"
I What wuz the matter with Iron
: Vuff this time? You wuz worse than
JNOIH h OF TRUSTEE'S SALE
I On Monday, December 10. 1934, at
fleven o'clock A. M. at the court
; Souse door in the town of Waynes-
'Jille. Havwood Countv. N. C . the
linder.siirnpd will coll at rinKlin nntprv
to the highest bidder for cash, the
.lonowmg described Drorjertv. the
.,rst tract Ivinor and heinc in Bea
. K'edam Townshin anti tVn efirond
jtract being in Waynesville Township,
jiiavwood county, North Carolina:
k HliST Tract- Rirr.TMMTwr: nt.
"wiuincsi Blue Ul iiigu
Street, and runs N. S8 40' with Bum
fa nir's line, 159 feet to a stake,
umgainer's corner ; thence S. 49'
W. o0 feet to a sake; thence N. J38'
' Jo9 feet to a stake on the
' ?s 'bank of said street;' thence with
' e of said street, N. 49'
: '') feet to the BEGINNING,
i ihe above lot being the same prop
erty conveyed to the parties of the
Pist part by C C. Bumgarner and
- 'fe m a deed dated September 24th,
..cf'Snd registered in Book 74, page
, H Record 0f Deed6 of Haywood
'-ounty.
SLC0ND TRACT: BEGINNING
t a stake on the North side of Car
4v.U' u-Al,tnue at its intersection with
; ?he fs.t.side of Atkins Street, .corner
P Atkins property, and runs thence
ith Carolina Avenue N. 88 125 feet
,to .'take; thence N. 2 E 150 feet to
K 'take, thence S. 88 E. 97 feet to
r,."11 D'-ive; thence with. Grim-
"ive.m a Southeasterly airec
;ion, about 30 feet to Atkins corner;
thence with Atkins line, S. 2 W. 125
ieet to the BEGINNING, being lots
J of Gnmball Park, as per map of
,. anoolbred, made August
n l(.x "G," office of the Register of
' '; 01 rlaywood County.
ale made pursuant to the power of
va;e conferred upon the undersigned
;,y VirtlTn rf n J r 4.,,. nvnnlA
jTc : r ' Jjavis aim wue, uia
r?ried 'n Book 24, page 240, Record
5 ot Deeds of Trust of Hayvood Coun-
j This 9th day of November, 1934.
' ( W. R. FRANCIS.
I v . ' Trustee.
-o. zw Nov. 15-22-29-Dec. 6.
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South Waynesvile holdin' back the
vote like that," sed sumbody to Big
Charley Medford- "Iron Duff wuz
sick,'' replied the ole joker. "A few
of them voted agin thair raisin' down
thair this year an' it made em sick.
Then the ones that wuz not sick wuz
ashamed to go an' report the vote, so
Stamey had to come an' git it."
Well, Dear Reeders, I'm sorry to
hav to inform ye that another dizeeze
haz struck Unkle Abe in the flash
my left handed side sorter down in
lower reguns. This makes 8 dizeezes
an' 2 bad Dispozishuns- I lovkt up
my truble in the doctur Bxk an'
they sed that they guessed it wuz
my spleen. So I've bin docturin' on
the left side (thair's whir they say
the spleen hangs out most of the
time) I say I've been docturin' thair
with red pepper an' hoss linanient one
part an' possum taller 2 parts, rub
bed over the reguns, hot iz I can
stand it without hollerin'. Sum bet
ter of coars, but still feel weak in
the flash.
But 6ence you made a He-witch
outen me I hope to live an' enjoy
sevTil more yeeTs, beein' that my
Grandfather ust to say that witches
won't never die onless ye shoot em
with a silver Bullit.
UNKLE ABE
THE
Wasnington
NOTES
WANTS INQUIRY
Governor Moeur, of Arizona, has
requested "the fullest cooperation"
of the Department of Justice in in
vestigating acts of violence in the Salt
River Valley, where raids have been
made on Japanese farmers.
NRA WINS CASES
The NRA reports that it is win
ning ninety per cent of its legal
cases. Between September 15 and
November 1st, To cases were acted
upon and 71 were favorable.
MEDAL AWARDED
Mrs. r'ranklin 1). Roosevelt has
been named for the second Gimbel
National Award of $1,000 and the
medal in recognition of outstanding
work for America. It is explained
that the award is not made because
of her position as wife of the Pres-
ident. but because of personal achieve-
ment- She has requested that the
money be used to send a child suf
ing from infantile paralysis to Warm
Springs. Ga., for six months.
Monument Cracke!
Whole blocks of marble must be
pried from the face of the Washing
ton Monument because the elements
have cracked some of them all the
way through. Engineers sav this is
due to the swaying of the 555-foot
shaft. Other blocks, it is said, have
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NEW AND TRIED RECEPIES
LATEST EVENTS IN THE SPORT WORLD
The Human Side 0' Life
By UNCLE ABE
22 Years Ago In
Haywood
A Complete Coverage Of Local News
Besides Plenty Of News There Are
Advertisements Giving Bargains and
IMPORTANT Merchandising N ews !
The Frfe
the
Cuban Trade Better
Exports to Cuba in September were
thirty-live per cent larger in value
than in August, seemingly as a re
sult of the recent trade agreement
with the Island Republic. Agricul
tural exports were valued at $1,018.
500 in September compared with
Jo,000 000 in August.
Many Tro Bureaus
Practically every bureau, board and
commission in Washington has a press
bureau and it is estimated that more
than 1,000 current news and inter
pretative stories are issued daily.
Japan's Threat
That Japan has 34 cargo ships,
capable of being turned into auxili
ary crusiers at a moment's notice, is
the statement of Admiral H. 1. Cone,
advisor to the Shipping Board.
Long- Trial
Senator Huey 1. Long will have to
stand trial in the District of Colum
bia in the $500000 libel suit brought
against him by Samuel T. Ansel,
who was counsel for the Senate Com-
tion. The Supr,.lu Court dwision
was that senatorial immunity i.s lini
ited to arrests.
250,000 Letters
Democratic National headquarters
sent out more than 250,000 letters to
precinct committeemen in every
state except California. Louisiana
ane! Maine. No letters went to Maine
because the election in that state wasl
over before the letter-writing drive I
got underway
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in
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been split by lightning and
weight of the structure itself.
WEI
Briefly A Clear Explination of The Sunday School Lesson
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OR. SOPHIA URUNS.ON
A 'COLUMN WORTHWHILE
PERSONAL
TOGETHER WITH
Random Side
Glances
Timely Questions
And Answers On
Farm Problems
Question: How can seed wheat be
treated to prevent covered smut?
Answer: The most successful
method is to treat the seed with
copper carbonate dut. This is ap
plied at the rate of two ounces of the
copper carbonate to each bushel of
seed wheat. Be sure however, that
the carbonate is manufactured es
pecially for treating eed. The
chemical can K secured at any seed
store. Use an airtight container when
treating the seed as tne dust is pois
onous and must not be inhaled. Seed
Deplores High Interest
In setting five per cent as the basic
interest rate on guaranteed mort
gages under the Federal Housing c',
President Roosevelt said that high
interest rates, slowing up building
operations, had been a factor in re
tarding business recovery.
Big Program
Henry I. Harriman, president of
the United States Chamber of Com
merce, proposes a privately financed
low-cost housing program to expend
$15,000,000,000 in ten years as a
partial solution of the unemployment
problem. Previously, the PWA had
smrirested a tive-vear urogram, in
volvinir $5,000,000,000 from the gov
eminent and a like amount from local
I capital.
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y4, tftMii .
Washing to
NOTES
SHORT NEWS ITEMS
ADVICE FROxM AN AUTHORITY
THROUGH STATE
CAPITAL KEYHOLES
By Ik'.ss Hinton Silver
Popular Poem
Bv Lawrence Hawthorn
! thus treated must be used for seed
purpose only and must, under no
conditions, be fed to animals or used
for milling.
Question;' What is
mended formula for
pork'.'
the receom
dry curing
j Answer: For e:ch 100 pounds of
1 meat u.-e S pounds of salt, three
1 ounces of saltpeter, and three pounds
of brown sugar. Mix these ingre
dients thoroughly and rub half of
! the mixture on the meat. Pack all
I tho meat in the same vessel, skin
side down except the top layer and
put this skin side up Repack tin seven
days and rub on the other half of the
mixture. Let meat remain in cure
three days for each pound per piece
and then w:ish and hang in smoke
house. If the meat is properly pre
pared before the curing begins this
method will give nice, evenly cured
meat.
Quest ion : Which is the best brped
of birds to keep Reds or Rooks?
Answer: If by best you mean the
most profitable there is little to choose
between the two breeds provided the
bini of either breed art1 well brod
and properly managed. Tho problem
lies in first getting birds of good
breeding and then by careful man
agement and proper feeding get the
largest return from the birds. No
amount of management or feeding
will put qualit.es in the birds that
not bred in them and, likewise. 0 :
less management and fearing will
quickly ruin the best bred birds.
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