AFEVRVARY 7, 1935
THE WAYNES VILLE MOUNTAINEER
Pae 3
,' art
it? Human Side 0' Life
a vn TAT l
By Uncle Abe "hLzself
Mount'neer.
Reedurs 01
r this not umj
" ' ore bodies, the Stock
.i,: H.,ins rouno vybhb-
a; -, the principal doin s
''' "kuntrv side-Rock Creek
:x i i,n Smoky Moun-
Vj, Cattle town an' uther
n the to
this wk. is from Dicky
. i. the knostatue at xwck
j they ginnerolly calls
only 'cause they air
i.ii.ky but also it pleez
,ky v heer n-
in Wanereville Sat-
!r preecher. tsro. Asn
iL-0 nen ai ma jvoviv
. nt ast time. mat
. ff . V7. nast (rone. Bro
y-orl iXr Burdins." 'Twuz a kold
me IllUiti. Surpof had
l ..L-,- S.'l. UUL --- '
wr1, ; ail over Bro, Ash by the
mlf 'i ,cht hiz climax an' had
e, v - the Pulpit twice an' wuz
'.1 im' with the awlter call
free
;,.in
Reel
Ve
Ihurf.
. I 'nintnnnt
n ,,f the Surviee wuz Bill Brooks'
MM'V.r., test az the auiM
u,1!2,i uu "Will Thair Be Eny Stars"
J-U fourth. Dicky sed the Young
kounn.'!i'-t snickern an' gigghn'
mim -hanu-ful Roiyvelt Brooks
Xm.-e Ueder) giv the signel 1 fer
i'.luire to raze thair voices 2 Ock
"' J0 az to drown out the howling'
ilhrfdawirn's 1 meon) but the dawg
nd the "ore SU nuiuw 5 U. WW 'uv
'uri an' rei'ialyatcd twice az loud,
" J. u;, h.-i.-s wuz stronger than
wit a an an ine
1
in. n n; L i he thawt the Sur
,i-(i wu.'. pliim broke up, yes sire? !
A'iti vuiK fokes a-latlin an snickenn
iVi.-ki-in.th:iir beds out at winders;
cii.. Tvi-sti'! had the nurve
JLoir the hcuii' rite out in the
hfiii' K- Abner Greenhow tride
o Xit-iitr I'l iiur but coodn't git it
,jrX .it this l'int Dicky sed
-e jrivt, with I! io. More; so Bro.
iu'ii-it ..tr hiz noss an nurrieo
ietv -ttuk cluriti' ot ttie outsmo, goi
tljuvnjr iu: tnmi 'unedrneeth . tne
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1 neatre
r .1
ynewooa
urs(lit ;tnd Friday, Feb. 7-8
'The Fainted Veil"
ilrtta (iarbo, "Georjje. 15renl
mil H. Marshall.
cheerch whitch kontinyude to howl
the dawg 1 meau.
But in the meentime 'bout a dozin
fokes had left the cheerch, incldin'
Miss binthy Ann SKott who teecuet
the Intermedyate guris .this ruaut
tiro. Asn mau l no, caase nt to-jutw.
to it in the outset; then he proseoaea
to wax stronger an' stronger tiuiahin'
up with an awful Sermon..
Mr. Editur, I ast a man neer Cat
tle town tuther day ii he didn't think
he orter take the Mount'neer. Sed he,
I never sined up ter but one pauei
in my life.' toid him lie lookt hkt
he had got over it alnte, an' Iw se j
he had-
at oiesourg uncle Aue saw a
kid throw a last yeei bi.kit out at
a winder. "Now looky here," sta
man whoo lookt like he mout U its
pap, "haint I told ye that Hard Time
aint over yit put that in fer the
pig."
Same old Show agin last Sat. neer
Hot Dawg Stand. 2 men, ne blackt u.
to give the monkey act an' git lilt
crowd together. I think the one Sat.
wuz sellin' Jeroosalem Oak Seed, ei
sump'm, calkylated to kyore all
man's Atf lickshun. includin' high
blood Preshur, lioomatiz, Goiter, the
Settin' Habit (acquired at the Keeleaf
offia an' Coart houses) an' so loarth.
Well. Unkle Abe didn't buy eny,
'cause he had low blood Preshur kom
bined with hay fe-fe (kukchoo!) hay
fever. See? An' 1 node duni wel!
Jerroosalem Oak Seed woudn't do me
eny good-
Thair wuz sum purty Re.speckful
peepul Standin' on the outside ol
the Crowd, Mr. Editur, includin' boot
laggers, Ex Gifts holders, and so foarth
They wuz tryin' to apjH'er like they
wuzn't payin' eny attenshun to the
medicin man, howsumever I cixxl see
they wuz drinkin' in "ever wuitl.
Medicin 'man -sed he Wuz niitey
glad to be able to go up an' down the
land heelin' fokes. an' su.keiin pore
fallin Hew'manity. Sed that wuz all
thair wuz to life eny;;iy--jest to livi
fer yorp fcllennan. Wunderfal, fikes
an' too bad th:it this man only had
one life to live f i r his kutitry! Why.
he orter have at least a, mcny lives
as a cat. Yes siree!
S I. r.K.
Yore I'nkle Abe.
P. S. I!v next wk. I'nkle Abe. is
promist a Reeport from the School at
Smoky M f; M iss Gt'na Veee Wess
iz the teeeher over thar-
Yores trooly,
UNKLE ABK.
Sttlurdny, Feb. 9
tin Old Sante Fe"
"int iuii tiuj mil u
londay and Tuesday, Feb. 11-12
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wjlh Ihny Crosby and Kitty
Carlisle.
Wednesday, Feb. 1.'5
kLovetime,,
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1 Women who. take CARCUI have
wad :;;at severe monthly pains
jave benn. relieved and that by
(cntiriirH f a. t -
rh of Ume their strength has
Wtl renewed n.nrt t.hpir mpnprol
j
JP- improved.
. f ,aa 10 "Peak m few words for
k, run-down condition, for bad palna
r" OT side and back and for lrreular
ir't. write. Mm. Koj Chandler, of
"SSE'a, Ala. "Cardul atraifbtened ma
r','" I frit loo per cent better. It
i,.;"81' t omen testify Cards!
f-yi'M them. IX it doea not benefit
-asu.t a, phyalcian.
Excessive Erosion
Costing This County
Many Acres Yearly
Haywood county has lost the val
ue of ,48,S IS acres. or 1,'i ilS ht cent,
of its 'total' urea because of agtiya
vatcd erosion.,, acn'ording to the Soil
Erosion Service of the United State
Pepaitnient of the Interior.
Of the :M!(,440 acres which oin
prise the county there are 15..'! IS
ai-re alietidv abandoned due prima-'
rily to severe erosion, the report J
shows. Also, there are 14,:ISi acri's
having 25 to 75 per cent df the top
soil gone.
The government has found that tlii
county contains 275.051) acres of for
est, and that there are li),NM a rc.
under cultivation, 9. SCO acres of idle
tillable land and 1S,H4!) acres of open
pastureland in addition to the fifteen
thousand odd acres of abandoned
land. The section of the county, must
seriously . damaged by erosion is.
Pigeon River, Ferguson to Retreat-
The report is the , result of an
erosion survey made of the entire
state under the direction of W. Ii.
Lee. and W. W. Stevens, soil special
ists of the North Carolina area of
the Soil Erosion Service, to determ
ine the general land condition in
North Carolina. Regional headquar
ters of the Soil. Erosion Service, is in
High Point.
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COUNTY AGENT
W. D. SMITH'S
COLUMN
I HUM III till I Ml lit MMIM
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tunity to sign contracts whereby rfl
can make our program go.
The buiK-y situation look very
gloomy f.,, the futuie. Many farmers
are planning t0 grow btirley this
year who do n.t have, contracts and
who have never grown the crop. Why
do they want u jump in wrt.-n the
old grnveis who igiu-d contract.-; are
teduvtng iiuic crops 4,' and 50 pr
cent and in some . a.ses, more, in
or.!er to bring about a .shortage in
pioduet.on aim thereby get a livtpfc
price for what they do grow? Nine
ty per cent of the farmers of Hay
woo4 county growing hurley have
signed contracts. In their meeting
last Saturday they went i.i record
asking the Secretary of Agriculture to
make the tax on new growers fifty
per cent. They feel that they are
not unreasonable in doing this, since
they are reducing their poundage SO
per tint and due to the fact that tha
but ley manufacture! s bave on hand 4
years' .supply when they do not de
sire more than two years' supply.
The big tobacco buyers are all united
in asking that the hurley belt hold
down production If we will not
curtail our piuduction we can not ex
pect present prices to stand for next
season or the next. We realize that
all of our peojde need more cash, and
to get this they must have more cash
crops. Many of us have worked hard
and sacrificed foi stverul years in
order to make it possible for Hay
wood county people to get more cash.
This is now possible through our
creamery and cannery. It will not be
possible for cn'ough cream to be sent
in to our creamery to catch up with
c.emand foi a number id years it ever,
We can produce a quality product
which has little or no competition
Through our cooperative cannery H is
not possible for us to overpi oduee.
Our business men and farmers have
made this possible. It will not proti:
any 'farmer unless he grows the veg
etables and uses it. We. have now the
contracts ready for those who wish to
sign and plan and grow with the 'bus
iness. Seed and plants will be avail
able at the proper time to those who
sign contract. We are looking to
you to ba.k this project. The TV A
is cooperating with us to the limit.
Hut unless we use what they offer us
then this financial help will le carried
to some other county- We are de
pending on the farmers to hack these
programs. It does not mean any fi
nancial return to many of us. but
it is for the farmers and faim folk.
From time to time fanners art
asking the county agent's office where
they can get beef cattle stock Those
having animals for sale should l.st
them with the county agent's office.
Those wisHng to buy should also
make their want known.
At the present there is not a jack
in Haywood county. From time , to
time farmers have been asking if it
would not be possible to get a good
jack here. Any farmers who read this
and are interested see the cou.it y
agent at once and we Will work out
a plan whereby we can secure a first
class animal.
At a. meeting of the board of di
rectors of the Haywood County Mu
tual Exchange last Saturday it was
voted to take out of the treasury
fifty dollars to !e used as prize nion-'y
for this fall at our county fair. These
cash prizes to be awarded to sheep
and poultry exhilvitors. twenty.rfivc
dollars to go to each. At an "arly
date we will announce through the
paper our prize, list. We are making
this announcement to the public now
hoping that the boys and girls will
get busy at once and show what they
can do to produce iH'tter sheen and
poultry and there" y win -some of this
money.
Hog icduction '..ill be 10 per t
of tho average o.' the base per
lUI'i'i-lf.;). The. benefit will be $15
head tor 10 tier cent ol the hog tu
Last .-year the county age-tit; were
st.unienfal in distributing over $7
0011 to ot r 4 100 farmers id'
colli' ios whi h pai t ieipated. T
vc:ir under the new ''contract tb
should be over 10,000 heneticinric
cut
iod,
per
use,
in-
the
his
ere
Those who a re in t c rested in sign
ing .it 10."5 cunt i act, should call a) the
county agent's office for further infor
mation within the next few weeks
about the mntract as the closing
date is March 1.
At ail. -early date we-are going to
announce our schedule of meetings
over the entire conn' p. We are go
ing to .offer every farmer an oppor-
Those who need more beef cattle
or dairy cattle should get in touch
with the county agent. Every effort
Is being made to work out plans
whereby we can get four or five
thousand more head of cattle into the
county. We have the feed to k?ep this
many during the remainder of the
winter and for a like number on pas
ture in the summer.
Th (mitV il'in K:l Vin.l itl.iinrv
from a firm in Ceorgia for carefully
selected cane seed of all varieties. If
von hrtve some Inr sji. nleusit 1,'t the
Cvunty Agent know immediately how
mucn ami tor what price you wnl sell.
The state relief offices are autho
rized to purchase sorghum molasses
for relief distribution as far as pos
sible within the state. It will be
pui chased only in gallon cans or buck,
ets.from individual fanners or co
operatives. If thel'e are farmers m
Haywood County who have a surplus
of molasses, let the C'ouny Agent
know about it at once in order that
h(, can send to Raleigh an estimate
of the amount and price available in
the county.
Number of farmers have asked us
about turkeys for breeding purposes
for the coining year. Any fanner hav
ing turkey hens or gobblers for sale
should let us know at once; likewise
those having bilds to sell should let
us know.
In this connection we want to urge
our people to increase the size of their
poultry Mocks. If we could get every
farmer to keep a Mock of forty to
fifty hens it would increase the farm
income considerably. The indica
tions now are that we will. have an
egg shortage beginning this spring.
The demand for broilers is going to
be good.
From the Extension Farm News of
this week we notice the report that
fa. in agent's work is appreciated in a
number of places. In Franklin the
county agent was donated a purse of
$17C by his friends. The county,
agent ol Cleveland . olint y was donai .
ed a new Pontine car by 100 of his
friends. Another agent was donated
a desk set Some people say the
work of a county agent is iiot'appre
dated, hilt the facts show ot be I wise
Mr- Staples ami Mr. laiv are here
this week working w ith Us to get. ii
our 1 1 licking ' acreage. Mi. Rogers
our liuuil held nrm i on thejob also.
We . -li e nieel ing . tvlt 'i farmers in
i'very loninnlnity of. the county in a
series of meetings, for the. next two
week,-. A good ninny fariuer- hae
come t" 'the.-office and signed, -col'
tracts..- We have'. ju-d -started mi tlii
program an. I the response is cm
gratifying. About tliirtv fanners met
lis at. Hemphill Monday nimii'iii'
Most of these signed emit rail s'., . T't
following is the schedule of meet ing
as worked mil at the prcstnt time
Other meetings and pla es will be
worked out. at once.
SCHEDULE OP CANNERY MEET
INGS Rock JliU, Thursday. February 7,
at 10 A. M.
Upper Cove, Thursday. February 7.
at 2 P. M-
Ratciiff Cove, Thu'.d.v reoruary
7, at 7:30 P. M.
Cruso School, Friday, P at 1U A.
M.
Cecil School. Friday. February A, at
2 P. M.
Maggie, School, Friday February S,
at 7:.!0 P. M.
Hvdor Mt School, Monday, Febru
ary II, at i A. M
Hig Branch School. Monday, Febru
ary 11. at It A M
Crabtree School, Tuesday, Febru
ary 12, at St A. M.
Rock Spring, Tuesday. February
12 at 11 A. M
Iron Puff, Wednesday, February l-'i,
at SI A. M.
River Side, Wednesday, February
at n A. M.
Rush Fork. Wednesday, February
at 2 P. M.
Allen's Creek. Wednesday, l.', at
7:.i0 1'. M.
Fines Creek, . Thursday, February
14. at 10 -V M
lion-op Cove, Thursday. February
14. at .'! P. M.
Jann s Chapel, Friday. February 15,
at 10 A. M.
Saunook, Friday, February 15. at
2:o0 P. M.
The i;t:;5 Corn-Hog contracts are
ready for ioth old ami new signers,
and those eligible for rodu.-tion "
moots shou . sign curly in this m "'i
as the last date for signing cont'
is March K All those who have 1 i
growing ten a res or -more of c n
mil are reducing their acreage, ai. 1
those who have reduced the number
of hogs for market should come in to
the county agent's office and get furth
er information about the contracts.
Brothers Die Same Hour
Flizalx'thtown, Ky. John Thur
inand .81, and Ihivid Thurmand. Ho,
brothers, died at three o'clock 'on the
same afternoon. One died at Louis
ville, and the other at Stephenburg.
Thirty hours later their sister, Mrs.
Melvena Young. Sti, died.
Trap Rabbits
Hoise, Idaho.- Twenty, men aro
building pens to trap the three mil
lion rabbits which the biological sur
vey says annually eat around one
one million dollars worth of feed.
lJridejLjrooni Is Arrested
( HICACO. As liiuivo Austin left
th' church wilh bis bride police ar
rested him for stealing an automo
bile, and put hi in itinler a $5,000 bond.
His bride 'wept bill said she still loved
biro.
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