The Human Side 0 9 Life
AS SEEN
AND TOLD
B
Uncle Abe "hizseJf-
L o a n s East Waynesville
iuaae armers When Wins Elementary
Other Sources Fail Track Meet Here
Well, befoar I for-i "Troo yoomer
-Qv that Horace well of sufferin'
of
!.'.,t to say that
. .1', trh to urn a copy
-s .:;c urai
pu-ksiiunary.
The Human oiue
, . i.imtimes cups a yvs
'i::p.UH:,k. Unkle Abe kon
' : ,mrt nf a kompli
Durty fine
-
woir.er.
yoomerist
man IS a
- boi-nd so, then agm uc
hp Kami neiu n.
seems to thinK
to the kaint-
T mioys
far - ' r
t
Ir- n
; .i,, r.t
. ,.p Vause
L!V" lh,. belongs
Ml? .
I . how the Winston-
Hob
Printing
I EXPERT WORK
The
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FOR ALDERMAN
Vole for O, S. Rhymer for
$wn Alderman. I promise to
Ive vuu my best.
FOR ALDERMAN
I hereby announce myself as a
Indidate for member of the
ard of aldermen. Any support
y en me will be appreciated.
DR. W. II. LINER
springs from the
an' Experience."
(Yes sir-ee) "Why not a monumint to
thoze klever an' hole-sole fellers who
make us laff." (That's me) "Yoomer
is " a subtle quality an' one who is
adept at bringin' it to the fore is
not many degreeze removed from an
Artist." (Gloary be!)
Mr. Ed., had you notist that our
State Legislacher moves 'bout as
fast as a catapillar steam shuvel?
That chickadee law was a grate
peece of Legislashun. Took em 2
days to git it thru, then one member
got up an' told the othurs of the
(August) boddy that he'de found out
jis what kind of a burd the chicka
dee is a plain ol' tomkit. Sed he
didn't no he wuz a votin' to make
a darnd tomkit the State burd.
Whirupon they wuz all surprized to
find out what they'de done, an' set
about to repeel the chickadee (ne om
kit) law . . . an' that took anuther
day.
Well, Unkle Abe us'to hav a little
ambishun to go to the Legislacher
but not now! Why, our Haywood
Co. Legislacher wood a done better
than that, espeshly on a chicadee
law.
Unkle Abe went fishin' on All Fool.
Day
An' it prove
Wuzn t meny
me
But how I fooled them -nicker!
to my
fish that
'lucker;"
fooled with
Son "Daddy, what air thcv tearin'
down all the ol' corner houses in
Waynesville fur?"
Dad To make more room, fur
fillin' stashuns, I 'spose."
In accordance with the act of Con
gress authorizing the loans, and reg
ulations issued by Governor W. I.
Myers, of the Farm Credit Admin
istration, loans will be made onlv to
farmers who are unable to obtain
elsewhere seed, fertilizers, supplies,
feed or the necessary credit to pur
chase such items. Loans will not
be made to applicants who can ob
tain credit in the amount needed from
any other source, including the pro
duction credit association.
Any tarmer who has the necessary
security should apply to the produc
tion credit association rirst . It the
association is unable to make him a
loan in the amount needed the farmer
will receive a statement to that ef
fect and will be couriered eligible to
apply for a loan from the emergency
fund.
The regulations provide that the
largest loan to one farmer this year
is $500 and the minimum $10, but lio
loan may be made in an amount great
er than is actually needed to cover the
cash cost of purchasing seed, fertil
izers, supplies, feed, etc. Loans will
be made for the purpose of growing
and harvesting crops, for summer
following, for purchasing feed for
livestock; but not for the purpose of
purchasing livestock or machinery, or
for payment of debts or taxes. ' !
Loans will be maae only to appli
cants who are cooperating with the
Production Control Program of the
Agricultural Adjustment "Administration.'
As in the past, the security for an
emergency crop or feed loan will con
sist of a first lien on the crop financed
or on the livestock to be fed. A ten-
John Hill Is High Scorer Of The
Event. Hazelwood Teams
Come In Second
Last
Legislature Observations
by
ORAL L. YATES
wanesyille swept the District Track
'tief v ,wa? held the hish sch00li
tfimii run taking nine
teen points, and other members win
ning live other first places Last Wav-nesvnle-s
tracksters went ahead of
the held with a total of 53 points;
Hazelwood was second with
Junaluska was th.rd with L'S1-; and
Central Elementary was fourth with
-s. uoou time va
all events.
This was the first time ie
t i . . . .1 i
oii ii Kepi; me halt mile
ing secured Ivi.uiso of
in the trr.ei;.
Very little of importance has hap
pened in the Legislature for the past
week. It seemed that everyone was
waiting for the Senate Finance com
mittee to report the revenue bill back
to the Moor of the Senate.
made in
: C or. Is have
time not be-
irregula rities
aces;
Lie-
It is sed that drunk men an' chil
durn alius tell the truth. That bein'
the case, our town orter be full of
truth, on Saturdays espeshly. One
man who wuz purty full last Sat.
like to a fell into a barril
He wuz a-tryin' to set on the edge of
an empty barril an if he hadn t a
cawt he'de a gone in shore. Then
I hyeerd 2 more "tite" fellers argyin'
about a rooster, an' oh ad infunny-tum.
a man
drunk on dandylion
both, the dandy an'
wine? Well,
the lion.
Tom Green
"Human Side'
toid L'likie Abe a
' story last week
drivin' a yoke of steers
a boy. It's most too
colyum or well, git
it to you.
good
'bout
when lie wuz
long fur this
Tom to teli
absent
ho wuz
It per-
until
Mr. Kditur. Hid vp pvcr spp
-. - - -1
. " ''iir
I CUld XW. I Yes!
5 Delivery. Injtalla.
fcrilV 'n,One Yea, - X
When it comes to bein'
minded Unkle Abe tliawt
about up with enybody exc
lessors until a lew days ago or
1 talked to "Judge Davis.
1 wuz a telliii the Judge 'bout how
I forgot whir 1 parkt my ol' Chev
rolet a year or two ago, an' had
the police all rouzed up huntin' fur
it; "Shucks, that's Iiuthin'" sed he.
"I forgot whir 1 parkt .my. car one
nite, an' not only had the police force
hclpiif nit- hunt fur it here an'-' in
neer by towns, but I telly foamd the
police in other cittys and towns to
'look out fur a certm stole car.'"
Well, we'll
in with the
sors. ;
hair to put the
"absent-minded
'judge'
perfes-
"Wangevilk', the I,urty''--notited
fur it's purty wimun an' ugly men.:
Well, that man they had tide on
the street tuther day shore node hiz
stulT He jis mos'ly shakes the . ropes
an' chains loos . . . all he cood do
with hands tide tite an' feet bound
together. The man sed he wanted
ever body to throw in a little, an'
fur all bootlaggers to put in a dollar
apeece. 1 no he wuz disappinted to lini
sitch a law-abidein' crowd. The con
tribushun shoad an average of 'i
cents fur each man "throwin' in" . . .
an' wurst of all the man had (p ..-pass
'round the hat '6 times hefoar - he'de
shake hizself.
Unkle Abe run into a small Kamp
Convenshun on the street last Sat
urday.: A car wuz parkt at the curb,
1 stoppt to say, "liwdy'' ... they
lolled down a winder when -Slnm-0e!
, . You coodn't a smelt a g(iat in
that crowd a'stail.- No sir-ee!
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Boyd Furniture Co.
stoi.kn ( Aits roit sam:
I !ia'' now in lii.c lossfssion two:
icvndrt iiutomidilli-s tli.it weri ulian
oVcd in Ku.st.. I-'"i'k Tu n.-iiiii 'a)u-iit
the 1.1th "f .Maii li. ( m- h...- .i North
( '.ii i ili na license ta N'i. J l'i,i;,'i7, and
nintiir No. 4S.7.rilln. The nth-r has
no tiu. hut niotcir ; No. jr.' V.' ',", Z
in i m1 1 !i43-H. . liotli .cars are closeil
("its.
' ,. I will, iit ti'ioii. )! s'-i t inil-iy. -April
JO, 1 m.'It. sell nt iiiMlV: oiit-cry at. th"
coiii t liinis.i'. diior, in the tow n f W.iy
iiesvil Jc, I t;i,v Wood ( 'on n ! y . Noi'th 'ii ro-liii.-i..
to the : hiKlK'sl liiildi't; for cash
thi two ears as descrilird - a liove, un
less (iW iit-rshiii c-i i; !. I v d liefore
that time.
This the 27th day of March.; 1035.
THOMAS ItOWI.KV I'l.KSS .
IW'puty- SheritT. East Fork .Town
ship, Cruso, N. C. .
No. 318. Mar 28 April 4-il-lX.
NOTICE OF TRUSTEE'S SALE
pH0NE 196
DEPOA STREET
On . Monday, April 29th, li;j5, at
eleven-o'clock A. M., at the court
house door, in the town of Waynes
ville, in Haywood County, North Car
olina, . I- will sell at public outcry,
to the highest bidder -for ca.h, the
following lands and premises:
Being lots Nos, l.'i, 11. 25 and 26
of the J. P. Hawkins land, in the
town of Clyde, as per map and sur
vey made by J, R. Reagan, Engineer,
which said map is of record in the
office of the Register of Deeds of
Haywood County, in Book of Maps
"B," Index "E," and is hereby refer
red to for a full and complete recfd
of said lots in metes and bounds.
Sale made pursuant to the power
of sale conferred upon me by virtue
of that certain deed of 'trust exernted
by W. G. Ford, dated August 7th,
1923, and recorded in Book '0, at
page 108, Record of Deeds of Trust
of Haywood f'ountv. N. ('.
This 29th day nf March, 1935.
J. R. MORGAN,
Trustee.
No. 221 April 4-11-18-25.
The winners took eight iirst p
liazehvood won four; Central
mentary two; and Lake Jim
Su miliar v :
100 yard dash Roys Hill, East
Waynesville. Time 12seeonds.
50 yard dash for girls Phillips,
I-ake Junaluska, 7 seconds.
Broad jump for bovs - lli',1, East
Waynesville, 1 1 ft. ti niches.
Broad jump for girls Robinson.
Hazehvood. 1J ft. S inclies
! Baseball throw, boys Edwards.
I Hazel wood, Sti yards, 2 toet 2 inches.
I Baseball throw for girls Carver,
c entral Elementary, 5:! yards, 1 foot.
Shot put lor boys Garrett, Cen
tral Elementary, 3l feet 5 inches.
Basketball free throw for girls
Hancock, East Waynesville, 12 out 20.
High jump for boys ('agio, Hazel
wood, 4 feet S inches.
Relay team 'of six Fritz, Hill, J.
Queen, Gaddy. Milner. Hill, R., To
yards.. East Wavncsville 1 foot 1 inch.
Over Hope Relay for team of 5
girls Messer Ho.-allook, Reece, Rhine
hat:. Howell, East Waynesville, 31"
Three-legged race for boys Queen
and Hill, East Waynesville 10''
I'otato race team of four-Hazel-wood.
Half mile run H;;i, -East Waynesville
Tug of war team of eight Shehan,
Allison, GadUy, Fritz, Davis, Sisk,
Turner, Hill, East Waynesville.
Only two bills from Haywood coun
ty were introduced or became a law:
House bill 843, extending the time for
the foreclosure of taxes was ratified
Friday and became a law, and House I
bill 947, repeal ing the absentee ballot
law for Haywood county, passed the
lower house this week and will be
considered by the Senate in the next
few days.
The Wake County Young Demo
cratic Club is preparing to extend a
hearty invitation to the Executive
committee of '.he North Carolina
Young Democratic Club to hold their
HKio Young Democratic State con
vention here in Kaleieh. The onlv
I trouble with the Wake club is that
j too many of its members want to lie
State president of the organization,
to succeed Dovle Alley.
Frank Miller, member of the State
Highway Commission from Haywood
county, was in Raleigh the past week,
on business.
Representative l'eterson, of Mitch
ell county, introduced a bill to substi -I
tute lethal gas for the electric chair, I
as a means of ending convicted per
sons' lives at the State prison. The
cilw hill nnsil the second nnd third
luska one 1 reaiings in the House Wednesday. Ill
appears that the Senate will lollow
suit and that the electric chair, which
has taken 150 lives in 25 years, is
now the one that is doomed.
The Senate passed another impor
tant bill this week whin i: voted to
increase the highway patrol of the
state from 07 to 121 men. It also set
up a radio communication system for
the otlicers. This measure -is now
awaiting action in the House.
Interesting legislative "ser1:os'
are held most every night down at
the "Little Capitol"-the Sir Walter
Hotel when Senator Brock Hurley
of Montgomery, Senator Rivers
Johnson of Duplin and Senator Paul
Grady
few o'
of Johnson
d-fashionod
gtt together for a
songs.
Hungary Si-lf-TSuttaining
Hungary Is sinli a self-sustaining
country that sa.lt. Is the only food prod
uct It Is obliged to Import.
FOR
at :
Ea;
SALE-Fine
!5c per dozt'n.
t Waynesvilli
hoice camla bulbs'
Mrs. C. H. Russet,
. Mar.2ti-Apr lpl
FOUND A Russwin door key. Owner
may. have same by applying at . The
Mountaineer ollice.
FOR SALE Good Jersey milk .Vow.
Now giving between two and a half
and three gallons daily. Apply to
S. II. Keller, East Waynesville."
FOR -SALE OR RENT Farm and
grass lands of the W, R. Kinsland
estate. Small tracts to suit pur
chaser. See J. Herman Kinsland,
administrator. 1-1 l-18-25-5-2pd
MAN WANTED
of 800 families,
leiglu; Dept.
moiui, Va.
for Rawlcigh
Write today.
NCD-245 SA,
Route
Raw-
Ri ch
ant must also give a Iirst lien by
getting, the landowner to waive his
claim in favor of the crop lien; hut
the landowner is in no -way obligated
for repayim nt, nf his tenant's loan.
(hecks in, payment of approved
loans wilt .be issued' by tile Regional
Emergency Crop ainL Feed Loan Of,'
licO.af Memphis;'and mil 'by. the field
- .1."- ! v; or the loan committee. .
ELECTION NOTICE
At a meeting of the Mayor and
Hoard of Aldermen of the Town of
Waynesville, held at the Mayor's ollice
in the town of Waynesville, on the
nineteenth day of March, l;i3o, it was
ordered:
That pursuant to statute, an elec
tion be helit at the usual voting place,
to-wit, at the coujh house in the
Town of Waynesville, for the election
of a Mayor and three Aldermen for
the Town of Waynesville. on Tues
day following the Iirst Monday' in
May, l!;i,r, to-wit, May seventh, 1931.
It is further ordered that R. M.
Leatherwood bo, and he is hereby ai,
pointed Registrar of said election,
and W. J, Campbell and Henry Caddy
are appointed judges of said election.
It is further ordered that said
Registrar proceed to open the books
for the registration of voters, as pro
vided by .law, and that said Registrar
and judges conduct and. hold said
election on Hie day hei einaf ter set
forth, as provided by law-.
This the 23rd day of March. 19,'ifi.
IIEDWIG A. LOVE,
Town Clerk.
No. 319 -Mar, 2K-Api. -1.
EXECUTOR'S NOTICE.
Having qualified as executors o
estate of C. E. Kay, 'deceased.- la
Haywood County, North Carolina
is to notify all persons -having cl
against the estate of the said '
eeasod to exhibit them o the und
signed at Waynesville, N. C, nil
before the -Ith .of .April, 1931
notice will be pleaded in bir
recovery. All persons imli
Klid estate will please niak
diate payment.
This the llii dav of April,
.1. W. KAY.
MRS. MINNIK
Kxootilors of . t lie Iv tali
R;iy I leceased.
N... 32 Apt il 1 111 M-'J.'i - ,M
the
e of
this
inis
de-
ei
ol
or this
if I In' 1 1
did l
ni ii 1 1
in:: .
RAY
if c.
NOTICE TO MASONS
There will be a special communi
cation of Waynesville lodge No. 25!)
A. F. A. M. Friday night, April 12,
1035, at 8 p. ni. Filtered Appren
tice degree.
Please attend.
25 to 150 ACRE
FARM
WANTED
Hy a resident of Florida who
would only live on it two or three
'months each summer. Present
owner could 1h tenant. Must
have fruit trees, and good soil.
Would like to have some timber
land. Must be on highway, and
out in country.
Will pay fair and reasonable
price for such place.
If you have such a place send
complete details to "Farm," The
Mountaineer, Waynesville, N. C.
mi: i i:ss von pay,
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