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THl'R RSDAV, JULY 25, 1935 The Human Side 09 Life 45 SEEN By AND TOLD Uncle Abe "hizself" A; , iXEKAL ROOL A u . Pm.i1 Hardin. Jr.) Mary 3 P Paul, he hain : he's alius in a fuss.- rye done lerni my isun, ''. .. .:. toll vp al ever want a preecher boy, fcn't goal name nun xaui. be a made 3 farmer, , '. -.r.vn' to :i v the air; r i.ii- reaehin' skool. a. . ' ;Li ,rix up nair- nartist r (ii an tall; baby boy, i 1 ! gci:;: from -.nem an. :;:': a named him that, -r,l ,-o me: ' as vou name him irunken sot." , Fa that very nite . i r P V 1U1 juj , B, 1 J1 " ' v .,, him pal Vtt J. in. -e" - " ' ' it, but I jist no I eoodn't eat the bred that painted nales had made with a good stummick no sir-ee! BIG GIRLS AN' LITTLE CLOZE Well, Mr. Editur, it's a delecate matter I'm a-bout to menshun now, but Unkle Abe's modisty has bin shockt so mutch of late I'm a-goin' to say sunip'm about it ... an' I meen to speek boaldly, too, anint this matter of the wimmen fokes a-pullin' off thur cloze. THE MOUNTAINEER. WAYNESVILLE, N. C. Coming Events Of The Week FRIDAY. JI LV 2fi Audit, lium 1 . Th, : i ll,:-, !. : ; M - ll:-!: ,, . !r M. i Ida, k S!i. , ' l'..h SATURDAY. ,) L L7 Your Horoscope sr.e, - I'll .he our pi e- her boy. done nuthin' ijr-fe. L Kirkpatrick stopt me on the It tmher day an sed, sez he: Ini&e Ae, you imse auiup m furst day ol l oart . . . tnai 10 aid pil a-coamin that ol man s :jih wiili a Utile green coam. uz ;i-s:ani:nJ rite on the korn frtin; of the coart hous too," 'I, Jiii tin- ol' man seem to in-?';Iaxt. ft. boy, ' repiiue. en, le jisl a sn-d h'.m. "e tie jist snet niz he wuz .a-goin to .-sleep. Unkle Abe don't object to the wim men fokes a-pullin' off thur cloze if thy'de put em back on when they git up, an' go out on the streets . ., which sumtimes they fogit to do ," " uiiMe .-voe wuz to go out on the street with nuthin on but a bath- in sute or a little gurdle made from a V. yard of tan stuff . . . with hiz oack, chist an lags all bare, they'de anest nim ier breakin' the peece creatin' a riot er sump'm. SUNDAY, JI LY l's. .-tone Editur, we're in fer a .,)! ;; .Mrs. Mollie Davis ' M.'ium'nt'er eny more, hi'am-l in an' warnd Us We :itf Human Side 0' r- -hi'., a-goin to soo, A he's irl-.-id fo .see ;that huti of painttn the finger loo.-in' sum of i;'s popularity, no how vou all think a'bout I beleeve in everybody a-wearin' cloze; an' if we see tit an' proper to put cloze on the little innercent gurl baby soon as it's born, whv duz ouhlic taste an' rools of decencv all big grown up gurl babys to strip em off? I've alius ' hveei-H ir k.i.t tliot modisty is a verchew to be "admired m wimmen, but I reckon that a hole lot of our 20th century neer-noodists think that's nuthin' but ol' i'oagyism. Maybe so ... but back then' -the frogs in the pon, both male an' fe mbale staid in the privacy of thur places, as thev do rodav. Trnilishnn haz it that the furst frogs, becaws of the instinkt of both modisty an' fecr, jumpt back into the pon on the ap proach of man. But now-a-days theze feemale frogs come rite out "of the pon an' onto the street in the tame cloze or lack of them. It. . a.l MONDAY, JULY l..ik' An.!:: 'hcnil'.r , inn-iv,: W'.iyi'.t-wo. .1 Open H.'iix- AH " ,.. 1' .M - Ti:. M.m.1 wr. lie -. - ' 1 A M - 1' M lt"V fit- :i,.. i I:,HI1 , i!U in 1 Kir.ilit I'.i-hi'l'i K.lwin II. s i. : . .1 i ,. nrer: ; i r i .ui. lu.i; 29 .'I nr.-r.v-ll:l ruaiii. .S.'.irl,.; ;'cll !;(, r.r.,.1 ll I'llll Mill. Sin- . v P M .i rllei .Musi,- l.y i he TUESDAY, JULY .50 Lake Ainiitci ium -i . s Waynewtjoii Thv.it.u- ' WEDNESDAY, JULY l.ako All. lil-i. rium - v I' Methodist iMiui i li Wax i THURSDAY. AUGUST 1 ..lllllL. ,.f LoadiM-sllip Sell.' I' M I : Wm I ' (..'uill;.. "Tllf Se.u let lMllilii'i n.M ' She '' I ' - r M iiln .Mmili, Lake A ud ll ui ium W.-iyiU'Wi ii.! Th. a:i , M'.-iims. Sn iiti.tnini;, I M i 1 1 l u ll ml i 'i i .1 u iothiska ( :..ir r.. I I I 'I'M' I'.n k. When Unkle Abe wuz a-growin up ever body wore cloze . . an uiv iair sccks went urest ail the way up, an down too yes sir-ee! V. Id w eel n. : 1 1 1 1 . t I . .- iMlalllln I ' M I i:x l-'IM ark Kldl tin.- il 1 en ii !ia ih-r Mai In us ,.f rlii, 1 M,.i.. k ll,l JULY '22 You are impulsive, full of eucgy, and tit easily into almost any place. You have many true friends who do not think any the less of you if y.m are sometimes fiery and combative. Do not let voilr dis- appoin:ments become calamities, or your annoyances turn into vexations. JULY 23 You love ease and lux ury, and are always looking for some new- sensation. If a man, you wilt de mand absolute honesty and faithful ness from others, but it is no: cer tain tha: you will give it. If a wo man, vou are apt to be more reci pvcal. JULY 21 -If you were born July 21 you have an accurate, lasting memory are a splendid cook, neat and precise to a fault. You are very intense in even-thing, especially your likes and I dislike. You will stick by a friend hrough thick and thin. If a man you are forceful, active combative,' but are generous to a foe. JULY 25 You are quick tempered, intensely sensitive, but are sympa thetic, kind and loving. You have much mechanical ability in finer lines. You are close in iiK.nty mat ters, but jus: and genervus in" a cer tain way". If a woman you are very neat and artistic. JULY 2i You are somewhat im practical, do no: know how to do any thing in a cheap way. If a woman you are a spieiaiui cook, but you never skimp on butter and egg.-. You are loving, some w ha: secretive, and in clined to be musical. JULY 27 You are very fiery ex citable at times and lo-e your head. When you do, you know no difference between friend and fee. In our calm er moods you are a most enjoyable companion. You have a tine mind, and are bright, cheerful and attrac tive. You are very affectionate to those you love and generally fourteen-: to all. JULY 2S Your intentions are gen erally in the right direction, and if you insist on your ideas being carried ou it i.s because you honestly think they are better. You are an inde pendent thinker, impatient under op position, but accomplish much good. What Killer Flnad Fines tip to ?500 for the killing of whales are provided In a law of the state of Sravnl;. I'orneo, X... uia' , . ii 1. 1 rt t-t 1 silia: -ud-Jit: Ii a upon ti'ii;. tp av. . That is ii li' rlii' llauifthtfnl "ii i:ai ..)' i.yoperty 1. a ; 1 1. l.oii.lal.U liwinvin.'V Why not -.. 11 -: . .i i y and 11 ml "ii; h'.v, ini-'xpen-iv.: i ii , ii i' a nee l"-"'.- .!' initial real l!C isV N... o bU ii it.ii.m adiey-Davis Go. M. 1ST ATI; HEXTATjS Telephone 77 Any way, I think it's a fal .standerd ot propriaty that makes the men dress up an' let's the gals go bare. An' here's notis to Shurf Welch, Cheef Stringlielil an' all . . . Unkle Abe is a-goin' to try to stand it a leetle longer an' if sumbody don't start a Nobdist Kolany fer tne men then me ah' Shurf Lowe, Doc Lee, Grady Boyd, Bob Welch, -Squar Ball, Lee Trantham, an' Jim Long air goin' to tart one of our oan. For- If you're goin' to make ol' Adam dress, An' let Miss Eve go bare, 'Twill git so-cyaty in a mess Enyway, it's not quite fair, Less all pull off, men, "neath ever flag, Brown, black, Gentile an' Jew; The young an' old, the tall an' stout, The fair an the ugly too. Then lean ol' men, like Unkle Abe, Will feel quite free, at eeze Less strip off, men, thro away our duds. An' do as we dam pleeze ! An' to Mrs. J, P. Dotson, Lowry Lee, Fuller Robinson, and Jim Wil liams (the latter of New Jersey) Unkle Abe will say he s glad you iniov this kolvum so mutch, an' the Mount'neer in genarl so is the Editur. That's all fer this time. . Yores trooly. UNKLE ABE. SHOES pether for Men, Women, Children WILL COST YOU LESS AT C. E. RAY'S SONS I m prove d S chedules WHERN RATT WAY SYSTEM . ginning Sunday, July 14, schedule of train No. 19, be- fWH Ashor.'ll.. J . . . la, uryson was improved to operate as Lv. Asheville Uv. Hominy Lv. Canton Lv. Clyde Ly. Lake Junaluska Lv. Waynesville Lv. Hazel wood Lv. Balsam Lv. Sylva Lv. Whittier Ar. Hrvson 5 :30 pm ET 4:47 pm CT 5 :10 pm 5:20 pm 5:27 pm 5:33 pm . 5:37 pm 5:51 pm 6:20 pm 6:40 pm 7:00 pm u fterice will give patrons more time in v Ashevill fn u-t FE rrvr ,ramSafe, Comfortable, Economical Mtr nw TtK MILK hUK tiALH TRAVELED IN COACHES ee your nearest agent for details. R. H. DeBUTTE. AGPA, kSOltTTT,- Asheville, N. C RESOLUTION of Respect to th .Memory of the Late Richard Emits Sentelle, by the Haywood Bar A -oeiat'.on. WHEREAS, death again has knock eu at the door of our Association am from our number summoned one of our members to appi'iu: and answe before the Divine -Tribunal, not mad of hand, eternal in the Heavens. VV may be sure that the Recording: Ange had the name of Richard Ennis Sen telle, Jr., written down as one who served and loved his fellow man When it came to doing generous, kind and charitable acts, he blew ho trum pets; but did the acts -quietly, often secretly, as a matter of course, as a gentleman (iocs them. Mr. Sentelle was born ami raised among the hills of Haywood County a son of the Honorable R. E. Sentelle and a grandson of Prof. "R. A. Sen telle. Mr. Sentelle was well educated, a graduate of Wake roreat College, wa.s well read in law. He was thaughtful and considerate of others; .but above all, he was a man of in flexible character, honest, true 'and loyal. THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLV ED: The Haywood Br Association, of which Richard Ennis Sentelle, Jr was a member, appreciates his mem ory, cherishes his fellowship, and de plores' his passing. He was an honor to it. His death leaves it the poorer by his absence but richer in ethical conceptions because of the high standards he maintained and 'advo cated while, a member of it. That a copy of these, resolution.- be spread upon the Records of the Su perior Court of Haywood County, that a copy be sent to his family, and that a copy be published in the local paper. Respectfully submitted on behalf of the Haywood County Bar Associa tion. T. L. GREEN, WILLIAM T HANNAH, CROVEIt C. DAVIS, ' - . Committee. MARRIAGE LICENSES ( - reeoidoil iiiMnmlii) ,if (his week ) iCIiarle- (l.-ear Lewis, of Azalea, to Emma Allen, of ( Iteeii. James M. Caldwell, of Clyde, to Anna I'ell .Medt'ord, of t'antoii. Alvili I'l-enley, of Canton, to Ger trude Krookshire, of Candler. .'.Clyde E. Harris, of Lake Worth, Fla., to: .Margaret O.-.rrett. of Hy poluro, Fla. 'Jasper Thompson, id Clyde, to Myrtle Camplield, of Waynesville. Licente Plain on Boat In Slngnpore, the boats plying the anals which traverse the city wear cense plates Just like automobiles. Y Stunt Flying Air Show, Passenger Flights Long $1 CA Snort Ride pl.tJV """" Ride Special Rates For Longer Flights Friday - Saturday - Sunday :' JULY 2li - 27 - 2S . McCracken Field HAZ EL WOO I) II. S. Licensed Planes and Pilots second i:n(;.(;kmi:nt $1 Household Hints White paint washed with water in which a few oniions have been boiled leaves the paint clean, white and glossy, - A good throat gargle can be made from one teaspoon each of salt, soda, and sugar in a pint of water. v Thinly sliced tomatoes make a oig improvement to the ordinary peanut butter sandwiches. Try using adhes've plaster to train vines over brick and piaster wall whpre string. are impossible. Trv fipatine- the clothespins in the oven until hot on very colds days and save cold aching hands when hanging out clothes. : 4 oil I t o-: c- ' IX ?e Read The Ads For Bad Feeling Due to Constipation ot rid of eotutlMtlon br taklna B1ek- Dnttght m ioob u you ooUoc tint bowil activity bu ikrwd up or fm beg la to fed flugttsb. Tbousacdi prefer Bltck-Drtught or th refreahlss relief It bw brong&i them. . . Mr Ray MuUlns, of Lr. ATI, vritec "M7 basbssd tod I both te Tbedford'l Bltck-Dnught nd ftad It pltodld for coonipaOon, blllouinen, ud th dlucTCMbls, chine, tired feUnc that comes from thl cot.dltlon." With refer ence to Syrup of Blck-Orau(ht which thl mother gleea ber chlldreo, h nr: Thee lit tb teat and it uch good reeultt." BLACK-DRAUGHT 4 i?j S M i 7m Mannraomi Having heretofore been ordered by the board of County Commissioners to advertise on the first of August, and sell on the first Monday in Sep tember all delinquent 1934 taxes, I hereby warn all those who have not paid that this order will be carried out without reservation. The list will be made up and completed on July 31st, and all who have not paid by that date will be included in the advertising. Considerable added expense will be added to property owners who are advertised. This un necessary expense can be saved if you will pay Those owing taxes for years prior to 1934 are hereby notified that suits will be started unless pay ment is made immediately. This is a fair and final warning. " P. A Tax Supervisor RAILWAY SYSTEM
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