QUi? fHmmtatnm Published By THE VVAYNESVILLE PRINTING CO. Phone 137 , Main Street Waynesville, Is o. THE MOr.NTAlNEER. WAYXESVILLE. M. C. ' . ''ll, 24 Years JU I m HAYWOOD mm m : (,: A;,. .. 1 W. C. RUSS - - EdiUr W. C RU33 and M. T. Bridges, Publishers Published Every Thursday SUBSCRIPTION RATES 1 Year, In County """'H 6 Months, In County - -50 1 Year Outside of Haywood County $1.50 Subscription payable in advance Entered at the post office at Waynesville, N. C, iu Second Class Mail Matter, as provided under Act of March 3, 1879, November 20, 1914. yS'Nanti Carolina vjK PtESS ASSOCIATION THURSDAY, AUGUST 15, 1933 nioi (;iiis ion sKHiors momknts WIicii Ilium Is ruled according Co God's won!, nnjrcl-. iniln asked to stay u 'nijtht with Us. nnd they would not lind themselves out of their element. ". II. Spursjeou. Hvery nolde activity makes room for itself. A ure;il mind is a sjood sailor, as a great heart is. Kmer son. We exiiuif'rale misfortune and '. happiness alike. We are ueer so retched or happy as we say we are. IlnlJte. ' Kdm iiilon eterylhiiiK (!eM-nds on that, tluit is, wiiere our li's lie Sir Ofori Atta. NOT INTERESTED The town board of aldermen turned thumbs down on an offer made by the national forest service to purchase the watershed boundary from the town recently. The representative pointed out that other towns had sold theirs., and believed Waynesville would like to "cash in" on a similar proposition. Aside from the fact that the tentative offer was only about a third of the purchase price paid for the land, the board felt it unwise to even waste time going into the matter. There are too many controversies that can arise from joint ownership of land for water sheds by towns and the federal government to make such a proposition practical every time. There are too many changes in administrations, both local and national to guarantee satisfac tion for a period as long as Waynesville will have to depend on the present watershed. But it takes propositions like this to put a little "humor" in the office of alderman and keep it from becoming monotonous WANTS MORE SPANKING DONE of Cleveland Lounty voiun.- neeii the said re- THEY MUST DO THE DISAPPEARING ACT Back in 1928, Superintendent Stone, and other Waynesville school officials complained about the crowded conditions at the high school here. The enrollment being 350. Last year's enrollment reached 513, and the same space as was available in 1928 was used. This year Mr. Bowles expects the en rollment to reach 550 or better. These 550 students are being taken care of in the same quarters that 350 were crowded seven years ago. This leads us to believe that Mr. Bowles and his assistants are almost as good magicians as they are efficient school teachers. JOINING A NATIONAL PROGRAM It is hard for the average layman to con ceive the fact that $300,000,000 is lost each year by the top soil that is washed into the Gulf of Mexico down the Mississippi River. Not only is. the top soil lost, but floods sweep over the levees and do untold damage to towns and crops yearly. Commenting on the subject in the current issue of the Rotarian, Elmer T. Peterson say's, "Man with his engineering ability could clear up the waters of such muddy rivers as the Mississippi- He Could do so if he would go to the very source of the river and hold the water in ; the millions of small gulches, draws, ravines; if he would terrace farm lands, restore old marshes, reforest slopes and quit digging open drainage ditches and straightening rivers." Mr. Peterson's solution to the great nat ional problem is right in line with the program now being staged in Haywood county that of terracing and reforestation. We feel like damage done by the Mississ "Tppi is almost a foreign subject to us, but it isn't; in fact we are more to blame for the condition than the people living on the river's banks, because it is our top soil that is wash ing down the river, filling up the channels and causing the over-flows. Besides having the best lands in the county washed away, we are causing hardships on those of the lower lands. "Scores a couple of good spankings at the hands a law, but the hands of the law are tied." .Invpm'lp J u dire A. M Hamrick. in Shelby cently. Unless we miss our guess, the same appli cation of punishment could be used to a good advantage in Haywood County. If IF such a thing could be brought about, it would be. in manv instances, the first spank that many ot them ever received. ROBERT'S ITCHING FEET From September 1. if Congress has ad journed by then, until the middle of October, Senator Robert Reynolds is going on a speak ing tour over the entire country. He will make about 50 addresses on behalf of the United States Flag Association, which is our idea of an unexciting vacation. But Robert, patently, doesn't mind. Rob ert is a confirmed traveler. Why, 'way back yonder when he was running for lieutenant gov ernor he upped and went to Europe, conducting all the time a novel post card campaign. Then when he surprised everybody by getting elected to the Senate, it was no time at all after that 100 days session of Congress until Robert had set sail for far off places, to study, his office announced, European methods of liquor control and the recognition of Russia. He returned to see North Carolina vote to control liquor in the same old way. It wasn't long until Robert was planning to go to Cuba to see if America should intervene in the domestic troubles on that tortured island. Whether or not he went our files fail to show, but in January, this year, he turned up in Mexi co City, where he was a guest of Ambassador Josephus Daniels, spoke to the Mexican senate and had his picture taken in an enormous som brero. In the spring he comprised a one-man senatorial' investigative .-body to the Virgina Islands, which place he departed as soon as he found the aggrieved natives failing to melt under the famous Reynolds good humor. Now, as soon as Congress adjourns, Robert is going on a nationwide speaking tour in be half of the Flagafter which he hopes to be one of the party of Congressmen which will visit The Philippine Islands to witness the inaugura tion of the home-grown administration there This itinerary does not, it will be seen, take notice of flag stops, family reunions, bar becues and just plain week-ends. But there is enough of it $0 show that in Robert's it has been a case of Join The United States Senate And See The World. Charlotte News. Cornfield Philosophy "BV TIIH SWKAT OF 1IIS BKOW" Th.it man should earn his living by the '-sweat of his brow" is no idle saying of Holy writ. The world has taken great and most wonderful strides .'forward and Inventions have 'multiplied with the years. And while all this progress and all these inventions of this machine age have tended to break many of the shackles and lighten much of the toil of former ages, it yet remains for man to work. And rightly so. Some things, yes many things, a machine cannot do. They have invented a plow that does wonders on the praries and on the wide, smooth stretches, yet there must be a man to guide it; and the rough steep or stony land remains to be cultivated very much in the manner of fifty years ago. . They have a potato-digger that does vvry well on lmse, smooth land, yet it does hot dispense with hands altogether. Look, also, at the modern inventions to lighten the drudgery of cotton farming, still they can not do without the stupid oiil mule nor the man that drives him. And I say. again, it is all very well. Because this machine age has already become too lop-sided and top heavy, as you probably have observed. The labor saving machine has been a godsend to the manufac turer: yet it has, at the same time, been a nightmare to the laboring man. The Cornfield Philosopher was talking with a farm er down in Iron Duff township a few days ago, re counting the days of a generation ago. . .the days'-of the bright, barn-cured tobacco. The writer, like most all boys of that day, would often set tobacco plants until his back would ake so he could almost "see stars " I would work in a stooped position until forced to change and crawl on my knees, then after going on my knees a spell would change back to the stooped position. Now, I don't think they can ever invent a machine capable of picking up the tender tobacco plant and setting it out as it should be. . .if they do, they'll be "going some." "WHAT'S YOVK III'RIIV?" Forty years ago, yes even twenty-five, folks were not nearly in so big a hurry as they are today. They had time on meeting in the road to "sample" each others tobacco, inquire about the general health and swap a few yarns. Yet they got to their destination and back home in plenty of time, also did all the work that came to hand. Now, In this day of the. telephone, the wireless, the automobile and the radio, we haven't time to say a respectable "howdy do." Looks like we would have more time for air these pleasantries. . time to talk with friends, go to church, visit the sick, etc., does'nt it? But the point I'm trying to make is this: all the strain and hurry seen on every hand today is not necessary. There is scarcely ever a time when a man's business or mission justifies his running at a 60 to 75 mile rate of speed with all the attendant risk of Ufa. And nime times out of ten, when the fellow who travels at this dangerous and uncalled-for rate of speed reaches his destination if indeed he has any, may be seen loit ering around for hours. Therefore What's your hurry? . b " "-': v ' "' Random SIDE GLANCES By VV. CURTIS RUSS Two of the biggest night mares in the life of an editor are: Getting to press on time and typog-futjnicai errors and to tell the truth he has little control over either, it seems. Two-Minute Sermon By Thomas Hastwell !V.v rtj "A: 4 l'?: u!'.j Li Last Wednesday night when the lights went out, jus; as we were in the grand last minure rush, I was walking in circles, when all of a sudden a burst of light sprang up from the direction ot my desk, and for a minute 1 was afraid to look, not knowing whether something had exploded without noise, or what had happened (as a rule the area around my desk is the darkest spot in the office) but this time it was really bright. ... Lo, and behold, it was a big white cocoanut birthday cake with ever so many candles on it what a sight to behold then it all came to me, the force was pulling a "sprize" party. . . Not only did they have cake, but ice cream 'n everything even iced water. With lights, or no lights, it was easy to find our way a round af ter that. Several of the staff made speech es and offered witty, as well as timely congratulations, but since I'm not one of these "after-meal" speakers, the response wasn t recorded. Anyway, it was a swell affair, and even if the lights were off for almost an hour, it diun t seem to bother much ... the biggest trouble of all being, I couldn't see how much I was eating and too, was so elated over the party that my jubilant feelings made the region where the "goodies" went rather numb . . . but for once in my life I've been full of cocoanut cake, and to my way of thinking, that is the best there is. . . There's no getting around the fact that advertising was responsible for the party 'cause I saw to it that copy for last week's column got in early and inserted the date in same. . so again ... it's a proven fact that newspaper advertising pays. . . THE MOST INTERESTING BOOK tv'LR .Vv RITTEN: To me the O.d fes. anient is fascinatingly interest ing. It is interesting in many ways, it ttlis of tne creation of the heavens, the earth and mankind. It tells of ne groping of mankina toward some form of organized society and gov ernment, and his struggle upward and Goaward from the animal man. tne eld Testament is written as no book written by man has ever oeen written. No man has dared to write such a book. In it we find a true cross section of livc3 of the out standing characters of the time, the good as well as the bad, the beau tiful as well as the repulsive, the noble as well as the base, the cour ageous as Well as the craven, the pure as well as the impure. They are all pictured here without prejudice, faithfully, impartial'. The writers, inspired of God, who wrote the Old Testament, never stopped to consider whether those about whom they wrote occupied a high station in the life of the times, or were the purple of royalty and sat in judgment over their fellows or whether they served in the lowliest and humblest positions. To these writers they were all men, ; saints and sinners alike and upon the pages of this remarkable book a complete picture and the life of each has been painted and is handed down to us in all its completeness. What an ex ample of truth. Truth from preju dice and partiality. Truth undaunt ed, unchallenged, marvelous in its justice. Nowhere else in all of lit erature is there to be found such true reporting and such faithful realism. . out of gas en route to Canton, but since he had 1,000 gallons on his truck the matter was of little concern to him. Something you seldom ever see is a man cranking a car . . . but this week a car from Georgia had to be wound up for about five minutes be fore starting . . . and was the crank er hot . . . just about noon. . . Partn'5 M,.r-., The biggest smile I've seen in a long time belonged to Jack Leath erwood, 'filling station operator, wVian n man Hrivinor A fjncoln from ! New York, drove in to have the oil changed 12 quarts at 35 cents per. . Had quite a chat with Ruf us Siler last week, and he was most compli mentary regarding the "columnists" of the paper . . . and if at any time you ever engage Mr. Siler in a con versation and he fails to mention the Haywood County Hospital, just come in and I'll see that you get a treat ... he's wrapped up in that work, and the results speak for themselves. . . - , R. TL Blackwell greeted Mrs. Russ this week: "How do you do, Mrs. Side Glances?" .. William Hannah and Walter Craw ford had a corner of the court house hall monopolized last week relating different extreme court .cases and decisions . , . and what those two can t tell. . . mil s Kentucky grand jury case and Walter's Tennessee case topped the list. (from t have leturr.tj ;rul tives at Maggie.' Dr. an. Tn announce the b:rh a August the 6th. 1 n,.:n... . Lodge, spen; Weir.; on business. Miss Fannie Bu turned after a v.,,; Statesviile. iMiss Jciephin- M Roy McCrac'ken -p.-a week in Ashevillt, Miss Carolina Th. b;a, S. C, is the g-j S.tterthwaite. Mis3 Carrie Suc A.iim; tr."' e-d on Thursdav afrpn.-.,,- "'tr:a ment to Mrs. Joe ' Mrs. A. E. Moore an ,',J,;u ' ipft for t'nai,. V,... : V"JrW-aa V sit nrr f M., 5-J Mr. Theodore several day on week. 'Mr. R. B. Holman. of Rofe spending several duw here ' friends. Mr. Fred Howell ha; retu t a visit to relatives in Knoxviiit. spent, several aay. m ;.ttr , friends this week. Mrs, Ellen Posey ami Master C H. Ray, Jr. returns: Mmjay a an extended visit to reiativ :r. S.Carolina. Among tne thoroughly (ie'ijh:: anairs ot tne week was the br; party given by Mr. .lame; E. Q raway on luesday at termor., in k or of her guest, Mrs. A. D. Car way, of New Bern. 1 hi w..- -r tables and each table was- giver hand painted bridge -c.vre' as a p: A lovely bridge party was si last week by Mrs. R. L. Alien. Tb were six tables and the"jra.me ' most enthusiastic. Mis. Xan Kill made the high score and was p sented a brass basket. , . Those who attended the rec;-j given Tuesday evening at the acai emy were given a rare treat. M:i Josephine Gilmer -was the solois; ai Miss Phyllis Waodall was the vipii: ist. Both young ladies displayed ra: talent and excellent training.- Tl audience was large and ap.pwia:i The Asheville Citi'.en is conuuet: a ereat popularitv contest, to aicef tain who are the most popular pel pie in North Carolina So.MO valuable prizes are to be given aw and already - great interest is be: taken in the contest. Miss Annie Shoolbred entertair.i on Thursday evening with a la' party in honor of hep house guest The well kept grounds were beaut fully illuminated with Japanese la terns, while settees, hammocks ai chairs were placed under the tree Tho rpcontion hall and the danc:! room were banked with patted fer of the most beautiful variety. Jl ivi 1 o-ht-eii with anterns mi thr-aw soft, tinted light in the 1 ..M-nor whpre DUnch W served. r era rtifioe who Cut ohminHon9 which seem lmpoMif that anyone could have committed SEE US FOR SHIRTS THREE FAMOUS BRANDS Arrow Piedmont Tom Sawyer Cheaper In T h e L o n g Rn C. E. Ray's Sons Work Shirts 49c up The other day a car passing down Main street ran right up to Bil Lampkin, and one of the occupants threw out the following letter: "Der Carolinas: -' ' . This is a beautiful place, but all you need is a man like our Uncle Huey to make it 1007c '-- Your . LOUISIANA FRIENDS. Iszatso ? Tom Jimison, Chanotte News col umnist, wound up his column re cently with this paragraph: "A letter from an old friend, prominent mer chant and farmer, in the eastern part of the state, closes with this: 'Remember me in your prayers, and be damn sure to bear down'." Which reminds me of the old man called upon by the v?siting preacher to make the closing prayer of the service. The 'congregation bowed their heads, but the man did not say a word. Again the preacher called upon the brother to pray. The old man looked up, and remarked: "I don't believe I'll mess with it." Now what I would like to know, could anyone in the congregation have been expected to have reverent ly heard the benediction? RESPONSIBILITY The effectiveness of Alexander-filled prescriptions dependent on first class ingredients, skillful compouna by Registered Pharmacists ONLY, and long Perl'n , But there is still, another factor an intangible eiem that ranks in importance with materials, workman' and experience. This is our sense of responsibility our customers and to the medical profession. Don't overlook this factor in selecting a drug store- ASK YOUR DOCTOR Two LICENSED PHARMACISTS For Your Protection 'S A I F Y A WnPR DRUG PhoiMB 53 & 54 Try At Home First. . STORE Opposite Regret V .And Youll Nerer Last week Jarvis Campbell gave