THURSDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1935
THE WAYNESV1LLE MOUNTAIN EER
Summary Of Farm
Program Is Given
To iia:e, 39 farms have beat ap
proved for community demonstratior.
.'arms and probably eight or ten more
.plication.; are out that have not
:er. completed. Those who have sub
netted applications that have not
t-t-f :i approved should Ret in touch
".:h their committee as soon as pos
,..blt in order to get all phosphate
: jrnished by the TVA out on grass by
March. All applications are required
:o be passed on by the community or
township committee before further
Lrprova! can be made through the
cc'jnty agent's office.
On the 119 demonstration farms,
iTC1 tens of phosphate and 220 tons
i f lime have been distributed.
We have one-half car of lime still
en hand that can be purchased for
$.2.50 per ton by any farmer whj
wifhes to do so. If several farmers
will po in together and get a car of
Krne it can be purchased for only
$2.29 per ton. If you are interested
n getting this lime, get in touch with
tie county agent's office.
R. H. GROUSE,
Assistant County Agent.
Hospital
News
Mrs. Robert Snyder remains about
th? same at the .Haywood County
Hospital. She wa; seriously injured
by gun wounds several week ago.
.SLIPPED HIS MIND
Bill Bryson, of Balsam, who lot
an arm on the railroad, i. improving.
John Caid:.ve!l, of Maggie, is im
proving after undergoing an operation.
Mrs. Tdtsy Brown, is improving
after an operation.
Miss Heanette Harkins, Canton, has
improved after undergoing treatment
at the hospital.
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AS HE SEES THE
UIIAAAM qihF (V I IFF
Miss Pearl Leatherwood, of Way
nesville, had an operation recently
and is improving.
Miss Lou Walker, of Waynesville.
i. better.
"I married somebody in your town
bve years ago. Now I want to get
a divorce and I can't recall her name.
All. I know about it is that the mar
riage license number is 53,332.''
The quotation .is from a letter re-
Program For
WAYNEWOOI)
" THEATRE
Thursday and Friday, Dec. 12-13
Rochelle Hudson and Henry
Fonda, in
"Way Down East"
Saturday, Dec. 14
Bill Cody, in
"The Vanishing
Rider"
Mi
viiie.
Lntuna MeClure,
improving. ,
of Wavnes-
Charlie
much bet
ment.
Edwards, Waynes.ville, is
;er. He underwent treat-
Miss .Moody Parker. Canton, under
went an operation for a ruptured
appendix, and is much improved.
W. M.
!y had :
better.
Brendle, of Candler,
ti operation, and is
recent-much
Kmmett Kurrcss. of Cru.-o, has
gime home after receiving treat nn-m
for head injuries recently received.
Monday and Tuesday, Dec. 16-17
Fredric March and Merle
Obreon, in
"Dark Angel"
Wednesday, Dec. 18
James Dunn and Arline Judge, in
"Welcome Home"
Howard Stevenson, of Waynesville,
is in a serious condition with a leg
injury. .
Charlie Carver and Herniaii Fowler
were admitted this week for treat
ment for cuts and bruises they sus
tained when their truck overturned
on the So.o (lap Road. Fowler suffer
ed a broken nose and bruises. Carver
was also painfully injured.
Born to Mr.
of Wayne.sville,
and Mrs.
a daughti
Grcena rcli,
Tuesday ;
patients Jwi
Hospital.
fternoon there were 15
the Haywood County
Night Shows 7:15 and 9:15
ADMISSION 10c & 25c
During the past few weeks the fol
lowing nurses have been added to the
staff at the hospital: Miss Eula
Coleman. Miss Rubye Bowles, anil
Miss Mildred Kirk. They take the
place.s of the following, who recently
resigned because of their health:
Mrs. Gilbert Reeves, Mrs. Ted Cole
and Mrs. Ida Miller. ..''
TO MEMBERS OF THE DOLE
They say the dole haz ended, fokes
Doe Turpin's about sold out ;
An' if we tind this is a faekt
You'll haff to "do about."
Two years you've bin upon the dole
You've hardly workt at all
An' like the caff, weened from the tit.
I guess you're shore to bawl.
Since most of you air weakly like,
At furst l'de take it eezy
We no, of korce, you want to work,
So fokes won't think you lazy.
You mout begin by countin' holes
Out in the cow barn shed;
Or, better still by dust in' socks
When all have gone to bed.
Then you cpod plant sum Xmas corn,
Put sick kittens "on the spot,"
Or run down a mother snale an' pups
An' dee-horn the whole durn lot.
When thi.s is done, go dig red worms
If it won't hurt ye to stoop:
Put on the pot, then skin the worms
An' make sum red worm soop.
Go jine the kindegaiten class
An' htlp play hide an' peep.
Dig butter tlys from S:00 till ):
Then sing the hens to sleep.
'Don't Ike this work?" Well then see
me ;
I'll need ten men rile soon
To dry a swamp out near my Imus
You're to ditch it with a non.
Now, you who've lived on hand-nic-outs-,
This work will help yore .Mile;
Don't latf an' tad this foolish s'.utl
Or I mout call ye Dole.
idge Unkle Abe's dialeck verv well
so gits hiz wife to reed the Human
Side" to him. Now, if thar's eny
more like this I want to say, be pa
snent lokes, my I 'icksfiunarv is on
the way.
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MODERN. KOl.D METHOD
A lioy came to Waynesville, lookt
mt a Bcwty parlor an saw a
man havin' her hair dride. At
supper table that nite he axt:
''Pa, what kind of a place is that
at Waynesville on Mane St? 1 saw
a woman a-settin' hack in thar, an'
she had a thing that .lookt like a
(icrmaii helmet over her bed . , an'
ii lookt like the he.et w.uz a-coinin' out
Wuz she
r"
n.bakin'. hi
he.
cl
ot' it.
sump in
"No, I think that's whir they kyore
colds," rcplido the father.
ceived last week by the County Clerk
of Oakland, Calif., from Russell h.
Giard, 2H year old Ixuf Angeles
broker. The t-lerk obliged by inform
ing Giard that he had mameg Paul
ine Fountaine, of San Francisco.
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A sertili Wayne.sville lal win sent
to the drug .store for paregoric. On
the wiiy he forgot the name, but went
on enyway, thinkin' 1 suppose, that
he wikxI remernlier it. Hut he 'didn't
"It's, 'oric' sunip'm," the boy (ride
to explane.
"Bout what's the price?" axt the
druggist.
"Ten or , fifteen cents, if ye don't
want muteh,'' 'he boy replide, . . , .
an it s got one in it.
When the boy returned home to
finil out the name,, he wuz axt. what
the drug store man sed an' (lid.
"Nuthin' mutch, he jist set there
an' scratched his lied," sed the buy. .
if
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A CI.OCE ( Al l.
When .Mil! Harri.s brawt in the le
aveci I'. W. A. ( hecks' for the ' sewin'
room here, llie -.mista'ke lie made wuz
in cornin' in at the f'.-nii dire; he ortcr
,-i come in at the reel- dure an' with an
aimed gvard. at thai! As it wuz, them
wiinmen stript Hill of
.ne pant lay bel'oi e In
an' bar t he dore.
his i oat
cood git
a certain
Mr.. Hditui
izni'ss man here
who kaint liian-
NOTK.'E
Ux Irtue of lire power
m a deed of . , trust' exe
the undersigned, as Trustee.
Seuiird, ,-iiid A. P. ll.-tfch to.
" f iVui eli'j-e money
hereinafter . (Ieseriled,
dated Augu.sf :.!, l'.ti't. anl recorded in
the office of the. Register of -'Deeds for
Haywood County, Ndrlh Carolina, in
Hook of Mortgages , and Deeds of
Trust No. 15. at nage 2DI, default
having been' made in the payment of
the principal and interest secured by
said deed of trust whereby the power
of sale became operative, and the un
dersigned having been requested, to
exercise the power of sale contained
in said deed of trust, the undersigned
will .sell at public auction to the high
est bidder for cash oh Monday, Jan
uary fi, 19;iH, at noon, at the county)
court house door in the Town off
Waynesville, County of Haywood.
State of North Carolina, the property
described in said deed of trust, being
the following- described real estate
situate in Waynesville Township,
County of Haywood and State of
North Carolina, to-wit :
Beginning on a stake in the old
Howell Mill Road. Calhoun's corner,
and runs with his line N. 38' 45' West
697 feet to a .stake, Calhoun's corner;
thence with his line South 50 15'
West 105 feet to a stake Smart's
corner in Calhoun's line; thence with
Smart's line North 38 45' West 462
feet to a stake. Smart's corner;
thence N. 69 E. 765 feet to a stake, a
stone corner; thence East 349 feet
to a stone corner; thence South 23
East 834 feet to the Howell Mill
Road ; thence with said road South
34 West 193 feet; then:e North 85
30'. "West 176 feet; thence South 53
We.st 226 feet to the beginning,; con
taining twenty and two-tenths (20.2)
acres..
This protxrty will .he offered for
sale subject to unpaid taxes, if any,
and such title will be conveyed a is
vested in saiJ Trustee.
The the 3rd dav of Dtcember. 1935.
J. R. MORGAN.
Trustee.
No. 418 Dec. 12-1 9-26-Jan. 2.
Unkle Abe wants to acknolkdge
kompliments from Lloyd Ferguson an'
unkle Jack Turner, way up thar in
New Jersy. Lloyd writes me how-
he in joys my stuff, an' Unkle Jack
sends kompliments throo Pink Tur-
nyfijl. Also wish to t-hank Oeo.
Bishop of Hazlwood, Miss Bonny
Itrenille, T. L. Gwyn, Mrs. Frank
DaviV -V C. West. Mrs. McClure
(Clyde), T. L. Kirkpatrick, J. O
K'inslaiii, W. C, Kirkpatrick, Mrs
John Hall, Mrs. Will Corz.ine. Lloyd
Shelton. Hugh Rogers, (Fines Cr.),
Lester I oteat, Hazel Ferguson, Edith
Robinson and father, Mrs. Rotha, J.
R. Hipps, Mrs. Bright. Mrs. Troy
Leatherwood, Mrs. Roy Medford, Miss
Argyle Cagle; also the many who have
returned cards, whoze names 1 do not
no.
Oloarv be!
Manless Wedding
Given ByLakePTA
The nianli - wedding, given by the
l"U!'s of the .limaluska I'arent-Teach-cr-'
A-ociat ion, in the school audi
: i Vn m mi N'oveinlier 27th, was we'l
attended ani enjoved hv all. "The
Silly Sisters." jilayed by Mrs. Ed
(itavich, the president, brought gales
of laughter. This i.. the tirst of a
s'rie of entertainments planned with
the mirposc of giving tin- patrons
more interest and providing more
soi ial activities.
The nex: meeting will be held
on December 13th with a well planned
program.' All members are urged to
be present.
SCHOOLMASTERS CLl'B TO MEET
IN BETHEL
Tin .Haywood County Schoolmas
ters', Club will meet at the Bethel
High .school on Monday evening, De
cember the 16th. Supper will be
served at 7 :.'!(. . President ('. E.
Weathcrliy will preside. .Mr. Jack
Messer, founty superintendent of ed
ucation, wdl have charge uf the pro
gram.
WANT ADS
Good Foods For
(Eljrtstmas
I FLOUR
Roll Call 85c
Yukon's Western ...$1.10
SANTO
-. 1 50c
V m i. :
I Morton
Mary Mac Coffee
IN GLASS JARS
Per Lb,
22c
s us ;i:
si: si(i
10 l7 9.JM
S Smoke" Salt, 10 lbs. 79c
Mother's Cocoa, 2 lbs.
19c
Green Beans. Two No. 2' cans . .25c
Campbell's Tomato Juice, 3 f or . 25c
Rose Dale Peaches, 2 No. 2'fcans 35c
5
TV
MINCK .MKAT. 2 lbs.
PLILMH PUDDLNt;
date winniw;
fk; itddlnc; .
.15c
. ::h-
.35c
LOST Black purse, Saturday. No
vembcr MOth, letween Dellwood and
Waynesville, containing 'from $11.00
to $i:i.()t). Keward. Keturn to
.Mountaineer. p
Monuments made and lor sale. Sie
cial )luns. Special .stones. Rep
resenting resurrection of Christ, also
repi.'-i-n'. nig i-osurrcH-tion of .he
dead. Nice flower vase and flowers
repre-eiit ing our friend that's goiie.
(iive name and order. Half pay
meiii re(iiiied with order. 1'rices
from !.") to S.'KI. .1. V. Smith. 11
Smather.s Street, Waynesville, X. C.
Dec. I2: P.I pd.
I'OK SALE liKiH Plymouth -.ue.for
sale cln-'ap. In lirs.t-cla-s ondltloil.
. Apiily to A. I',.. McCad, Eagle 10e
. Store. pd
l-'dK SAI'.E-IVed Chrysler roadler,
needs -ome repair-. Aii!y to W'a.V
nesvilie Laundry. pd
FOIL MEN!' :i ,..i:.m-- either furnished
nr unfurnished. - .Apply to Mr-. A.
M. .MliXwcli. llai.elwood.
FOII SALE - v.,,d Holstem Mid i k
. i .'W. Ki a-niiabie pi-ice. See .Mi -.
I.eV- l-'i-her, at llnzehvood.
Heinz
I Excell Soda Crax, 1 lb. pkg 10c
Salt, per 100 lbs. $1,15
;
Super
Suds
LOWDEE
Ova
:i:i in -shape for iH.ii;
A Spencer desi(fne,l for you will take
inches "off your nips, Klcn.'Jei-ixe your
.a:.-'!::;i-. Lillian Aiien Haiti Wo
man's Exchange ., Phone .'I'M.
Dec: 2-
Shoe
Repairing
It Matters Not
How Badly
Worn Your
Shoes May
Be ;v::v::;::-;
We Can Fix
'em as good
as New'.
BRING THEM TO
THE CHAMPION
SHOE SHOP
Next to Western Union
Octagon Super Suds Palmolive
Soap Chips small Soap
! ;! ,01' .' for
25c 25c lie
Cotton Seed Meal . $1.50
ttiixm Seed"iiills" : . :
(Stew
Beef, per lb 8c
Veal, per lb 8c
Lamb, per lb. . 12c
Pork, per lb 19c
Hamburger or Sausage, per lb. 12' zc
Choice Oysters And Dressed Fish
Choice
TURKEYS
Christmas
I C.; E. ; RAY'S SONS
g TOBACCO CHECKS GLADLY CASHED
Buy Your Meats Where Both The
Quality and the Price Are Right
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