THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15, 193,
THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
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THE HAUNTED ROOM
The guest was being shown to hi
bed in the haunted room by his hosfa
faithful, but rather sinister-looking, I
retainer.
At tlie (lor or the room tliej paused
"IS li liy (lie way." said the guest
"has an v thing er unusual ever hap
nened in connection with thN rnoinV
SIC,
aid
"Not for over Tmi year
the servant liuliii'.vly.
"And what happened Ihwr.-
the guest, with a sigii relief.
"A nenlleinaii lm spent the niiUit
here nppeareil nt bretikfa.-t the next
morning." catie- the reply. -Answers
Magazine.
SO WHAT
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"I'm truubled with a hwr.Uvs imis
In my ems nil the time."
"Hake you any idea as to the eau-e':
"Yes, my wife wauls an auto."
Appeal of Old Garments
The Sewing Center has been putting
on a clothing drive this week.
Invitations were sent out to a tea
the other afternoon. Kach invitation
bore the posisrript : "Will you please
bring an old garment?"
One of the ladies, accepting the in
vitation, wrote the committee;
"I shall be very glad to bring the
old garment oa require, lint I regret
to inform you tu.-it I shall be wearing
It." -Cleveland Plain Healer.
Mot Ouite Rirae
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.Suzanne -.vent t" call
ni her day and found
h;;d ju--t had a litter
Four .war
on her aunt,
that, the pel
of kittens.
Suzanne 'v. a entranced with one
tiny kitten, and Asked if she could
take if home with her. (Mi. no, the
aunt explained the little kittens
weren't old enough to eat yet.
"I don't want to ear it," protested
Suzanne, "I only want to play with
it!" Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Good Salesman
"Yes, .lones is the most . successful
salesman I know."
"What's his latest success."
"Yesterday he sold Mrs. Iirown two
dozen stair carpet rods."
"I don't see anything very wonder
ful in that."
"Neither did I until I realized that
the P.rowns live in a bungalow." ,
Pearson's Week I.-. .
Absolutely No Rnkt
"Hum new airplane we are building
In our factory is to be a honey," en
thusiastically pronounced the young
business man v. Iu was promoting it
'And it will be absolulelv s:ii'e"
'J lie older business man looked up
and asked drvlv: "Whv, got it tied so
it can i leave (he ground ; Indianap
olis News.
''.", LOW BRIDGE
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S-'gjS
"So il- (i,.ri..( that, outide of
ybiir leg. youwere. sound as a dollar'"
"Yes : I hail previous! s nil! h.ai that
that v. i all I b id."
Utopia
I'ir t Politieiaii 1 hear lhat there
Is one slal- v.!. "re llleiv-'is-in-v ifriii't
whatever. .-.-.'."
Second Politician Suv. but uouhlat
that slate be rich pickings for us
boys if We couid once get- in there;
l'tithhniler Masar.tne.
Casualty L.:st
"Aha. mv near N!iiaii...oj
are a tromeioloe , ii :..ti -i
ties I see by t lie paper.','
"lorsocilh, mv dear U:;.
and what (taper .-
"Kgad, (he flypaper."
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Explaining Hn Fall
"I stiipose," said the sympathetic
prison visitor, "that you'were tempted
and fell?"
"res, mum," replied the convict,
"Tempted bv a handbag, and fell over
a dog-" Strav Stories Magazine.
Enough Exercise
"From what you tell me you appear
to lead a yery sedentary life, and yet
you're not flabby. You look, in fact
pretty fit."
"It's the exercise I get tossing about
my business."
One Too Many
Teacher How many sexes are there,
James?
James Three.
Teacher Three? What are they?
James Male eer, female Bex and la
sects. Capper's Weekly,
' . j 1 FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH
Hollywood's Best-Dressed Stars
(go to (Styurdf iwta
HAZELWOOD PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH
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Nl CUudette ColberTjf
Claudette Colbert replaced Kay Francis as the best-dressed woman
in Hollywood by vote -of movie designers, seven of whom picked Miss
Colbert, while Kay Francis and Norma Shearer each received six
votes. Miss Colbert also made the headlines with her announcement
of her forthcoming marriage to Dr. J. J. Pressman of Hollywood.!
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A special Christmas service has
bten planned for next Sunday morn
ing. Dr. R, I). Bedinger, of Asheville,
wi!) preach the Christmas ser
mon. The young people of the church
will render special music in connec
tion with this service.
I A Sunday school program will bo
given Monday night at which time
I t litre will be a Christmas tree and the
customary treat tor members ot tne
congregation. The children have been
rehearsing for some time under the
supervision of Mr.-. Join. Ferguson.
Mi-. J. K. Shi.-: Ids and -Mi.-s Kathryr.
Wa is.
The tirsl of ;he season's activities
was on Tuesday night when the men,
women and young people met at the
church house. The women and young
people were, guests at the regular
monthly ' Men of the Chur.h" meet
ing. The men gave their program af
ter which a pageant sponsored by the
women was given. An offering was
aken tor ministerial relief.
A cordial invitation is extended to
these activities, especially we would
like to see many at church on Sunday
mniT.ing.
(). C. LAN DRUM Minister.
Savior. Christmas hymns will be sung
in all services.
On .vienday night. 7:3U o'clock, the
Sur.dav school will have a-Christmas
tree and Christmas program by the
young people. Old ami young alike
"are invited to iome to the Christmas
t 'ft.
ROBERT PETER WALKER.
Minister.
Rev. H. W. Baucom, Pa.to;.
Sunday hool at 9:45.
At 10:50 the choir will give
minutes of singing Christmas Car
Regular morning worship at 11:(
The young people will hold ti
regular meeting at
At 7:30 the Waynesville Ch
Club will have charge of 'he serv
singing Christmas carols. The ;
tors of the town will speak briefly
a few minutes. All churches in :.
are dismissing; for this servi.e.
READ THE ADVERTISEMENTS
G.-;tce Church in the Mountain"
EPISCOPAL
Rev. Albert New, Recto:.
Fourth Sundav in Advent. Decem
ber 'Ji'r.d.
V. the eleven ' o'clock service, the
P.ec-.v will give he third and last
eddre.- on "The Holy Bible." so
c.nrvetir.g our Advent messages of
the 40th Coverdale Anniversary.
The Christmas Communion' will be
on Tuesday nigh'.. Christmas Eve.
The service will begin promptly at
11:15 P. M.
Everybody invited to. attend the
Midnight Eucharist.
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Next Sunday, Dec. 22nd, is Christ
mas Sunday, and all urograms, in
Sunday school, the Christian Endeav
i r and the sermon will present the
great me.-sige of the birth of our
ST. JOHN'S CATHOLIC CHURCH
Rev. Howard V. Lane, Pastor.
.Morning Mass at 11 A. M, Bene
diction of the Blessed Sacrament af
ter the M'.'ss. Sermon, "The Clean
Oblation."
A special Christmas midnight Mass
will be celebrated midnight Christ
mas .Eve 12:01. with special music and
ceremony. . -
All ai'L- invited.
WHITE OAK PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH
Dr. R. D. Bedinger, of A.-hev.;..
wiil preach a special Christmas ser:c r
on Sunday afternoon at 2::50 e'eix'-a-
White Oak Presbyterian chu V:
All the people of the community ,i.
invited.
There will be a Christmas tree a",
prugiam at the church on Tuesda
night. A program directed by M:
Ben Wright will be given and ti., v.
wiil be the usual treat.
O. C. LANDRUM, Minister
Found Guilty Of Trying
To Sell An Appointment
A District of Columbia jury last
week found Representative John H
Hoeppel, of California, and his so:.,
Charles, guilty of conspiring to .sell
a West Point appointment. The gov
ernment charged that James W
Ives, of Baltimore, a former Olympic
athlete, gave young Hoeppel a prom
isory note for $1,000 in payment.
Ives subsequently resigned his ap
pointment. The maximum penalty
for the offense is two years in prisma
and a $10,000 fine.
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