THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER THURSDAY, DECEMBER 19, 1933 GJ!p Hmmta"mr?r Published By THE WAYNESVILLE PRINTING CO. Phone 137 Main Street Waynesville, K. C. W. C. RUSS - Editor W. C. Ruis and M. T. Bridges. Publishers Published Every Thursday SUBSCRIPTION RATES 1 Year, In County $1.00 6 Months. In County - .50 1 Year Outside of Haywood County $1.50 Subscription payable in advance Entered at the post office at Waynesville, N. C, &i Second Class Mail Matter, as provided under re Act of March 3, 1879, November 20, 1914. North Carolina PPFSS ASSOCIATION THURSDAY. DECEMBER 19. 19)') THOUGHTS FOH SKKIOrs MOSIKMS RIokmhI i- lie uiiu I .us louml his uork. let liim ak no other Weswlne.ss. Ho lias a work, a life purpose, Ik- has fouiul it and will follow it, t'arlyle. MotlcratJon is like the silki'ii string ninnins through the prtir) chain of ull virtues. Fuller. Without the wisdom of the learned, the clown eoulil not Im Koverniitl ; without the labour of the clown the learnetl could not Im fed.Chinese Proverb. The sjmsi'Iiv that I am most afraid of at the List 1-s the spufiro of lost o)i'tiiultl-. Theodore li. t'uyler. IGNORED. BUT STILL ENTHUSED For the past two years, on the 30th of January, the nation has observed the birthday of President Roosevelt by staging "birthday balls" over the entire nation, with o0 per cent of the proceeds going to the Warm Springs Foundation, in Georgia, which he had such an important part in founding for fighting tho dreaded child's disease, infantile paralysis. Haywood County staged such a ball, in Canton, and all the county joined in. The exact amount sent to the national headquarters was something like $70, and about $171.00 being kept at home to be used for local treatment of the disease under the direction of the Hay wood Medical Society. Plans are already underway in Canton to stage another ball there this year, and an invi tation will be given Waynesville to join in again this year. Last year some four hundred per sons participated. The amount raised was splendid, those at tending had a good time, and every-one was happy, but this week's mail brings a letter from the national chairman, Henry L. Doherty, say ing, "your community up to this time has not taken part in the national crusade for the bene fits of victims of that child-crippling plague, in fantile paralysis." This puts a damper on the enthusiasm that has heretofore prevailed, but it should not. In fact it should instill in us a spirit to go on and stage even a bigger ball than ever, and show them that their overlook ing this community in no ways affects our loyalty to things worth while. W H AT WILL THE WPA OFFICIAL'S : ANSWER BE? Many Haywood citizens are scratching their heads and wondering where all the WPA allotments that were assigned to this county have gotten too. It seems, from reliable sources, that in ail there were five major projects scheduled and promised to this county, but to date they have not materialized. The money for these five major projects has been "ear-marked" accord ing to authentic reports coming here via local citizens from WPA officials ia Asheville, Raleigh and Washington. The accounts also bring back the state ments that the "powers-that-be" have pigeon holed the Haywood projects, while other coun ties are getting more than their share of the "goods."' :;:''.;. Far be it from this paper to start any thing, but we have learned from reliable sourc es, that "organized pressure" is being assembl ed, and will be brought to bear within a short time and a show-down demanded of certain officials of "why the broken promises ?" "The day for the final show-down is not far off unless we have been misinformed and what we are interested in are the answers. We wonder if the answers will be satisfactory, or whether they will be the cutting off of some work already started, or if the 1936 election will loom bright on the horizon and bring the projects "back home ?" We wonder Some girls take advantage of every chance they get to wear men's clothing, but the man who will make excuses to wear women's cloth ing is rare. , AND THE INDIANS SAID "NO" Those who conceived thp route of the Parkway, suggested that it enter the park from Soco Gap, and then take one of two routes, or divide either via Black Camp Gap or the Chero kee Indian Reservation. At that time, the state was completing a survey from Soco Gap to the Reservation for a state road. The money had been appropriated and the contract let, if we remember correctly, when the decision was made to take the Parkway from Soco Gap to the Reservation. This seemed the logical route, as it would afford the visitors a glimpse of the Reservation, which is the only land in Eastern America never owned by a white man, we are told. But with the restrictions which the federal government made regarding the Parkway, in that no commercial vehicles can travel on it, and that the right-of-ways will be from 800 to 1,000 feet wide, did not meet with the approval of the Indians. They took the position that they could not afford to give up a strip of land 800 cr a 1,000 feet wide, which would necessari ly be right through the heart of their most fer tile section. They also maintained that the Park way would do them no good as they could not have shops along it from which to sell their handiwork. So, in view of all this, they have ignored the pleas of the white men to grant them the right to go through the Reservation, even upon payment for the land used. Eventually, there will have to be a road from Soco Gap to the Reservation, but there might be some unnecessary delays as it was contracted, and then recalled, and it is hard enough to get appropriations through once, much less twice. The Indians are holding out for a state road over which they can use their trucks, and even teams, if necessary. In a way they can hardly be blamed for their attitude, at the same time, we have the feeling that the Parkway would have meant a lot of business to them, and a parallel state road for commercial use would have given them ample road facilities, and at the same time an avenue of tourist travel over the Parkway that otherwise they won't get. THE OLD HOME TOWN bgataW 0 I Mart 0 by STANLEY Now that you have done your Christmas shopping, you can go ahead and do your Christ mas buying. Cornfield Philosophy ALMOST GONE TUT XOT FOItW)TTF,X It was a r.iiny day. . .and on rainy days', a crowd of some eight or ton, often more, would gather at the eoUntry stoic to .swap yarns ami relate their exper ience in the Lack -woods fashion of thirty years 'ago. Thirty years ago, if you remember, there was one or more stores In every rural community of this county; and often there was a blacksmith shop' near by. Now, on this particular occasion we have all three store, shop, and a loafing .crowd of about ten or twelve men inside both places. Besides JoneH the ''utore-k-eepur" and Keith, the blacksmith, we find Towles who had come to get hi.s bltf horse, Henry, .shod: also the two : Mrown boys, Jerry Meadows, Sam Itrysort. "Red": Welch.. ''Huff" Anders and t)ick Jolly the com munity was. "How many of you fellers left the out woman 'noufrh wood to writ a meal?" asked Dick, sitting on ,i nail keg by the door of Keith's shop. A smile went around the crowd and Ruff Anders jr.ive THck a sly Mink and nodded toward Red Welch. 'I bet 'Red's' wife made him lay in the stove-wood before she'd let him come," said Dick. A hearty laupfc ' went around the crowd, for "Red" had the reputation of beinc somewhat hen-pecked. "What's yore i-dee, Dick, 'bout how a man oner treat his wife, seein' as you've never been married?" asked one of the RrOwn boys. "Don't have to be married to know that," replied Dick. "Treat 'em pood, like you would n pood work hoss, . . like Towles thar treats id' Henry, friristanre. only in a different Way, you know: but alius keep the reins on 'em and never let 'em kick out o' the harness. 'Cause if you Ver let 'em kick out o' the harness, they'll have the harness .on you purty soon." : At this subtle philosophy all laughed but "Red", .and 'the crowd, seeing that they had carried the joke far enough, were silent for a moment. Towles got up and .'looked fondly at his big horse, taking him bv the -tail. : '.'"'':;'-.''..'- "How much does he weigh now. Towles?'' asked some one.. 'liout fourteen hundred that was three months '. ago," replied Towles, Goin' to enter him at the Fair?" he was asked. "Calkylated I would," returned Towles. '-But ye see, we don't alius git a square deal at the Fair. . ; seems like them judges alius have to have some favor ites, or else don't know how to judge hoss flash." "Guess they ort not to call It 'Fair' then," said 'Dick. ' ."Now. boys, here's the way I judge a good hoss, work hoss I mean. lie must he built from the ground up and " "That's the way to Judge a man too," interrupted Dicky "now look thar at Buff, he " At this point the conversation was broken off by Keith the smith, who also shod horses for the com munity. "You'll have to move 'round a little I guess, boys," said he as he patted Towel's big horse on the shoulder nad picked up a foot, "cause me an' Henry takes up rite smart o' room." "Alright, Henry, this will be the sixth time for you I b'lieve," and Keith commenced to pry off the old shoe. "How many ' you reckon you've shod in all, Mr. Keith?" asked someone in the crowd. "Don't know, don't know egzackly, boys; but I cal kylate some whirs around six thousand hosses, six thousand more or less, as the land deeds say, I've shod on an average of 'bout nine or ten hosses a week outside o' the time I was laid up with my back an' a cut on the hand a few weeks. , .you all remember that, when I got hurt a shoe'in' Hlggins' wild hoss. Well, you can count it for yourself; I've been on the job nigh onto fifteen years" "Well, you're purty apt to keep it up now, long as you're able to do the work. . .don't ye guess so, Mr. Keith?" asked Buff. "Well, I don't know," replied Keith, "sometimes t think I'll give it up; not that I've made nuff money, at shoein' hosses to re-tar on. 'cause thars nothin to be made at it. . but its mighty hard work for a man of my age. Guess I'de a done give it up before now, but ye see boys, I'do hate to be called a quitter AND I HATE A QUITTER." ISV , , Wjee next (five bee r ( ucl be-J vsz? . ' E(?-- I 11 E AM I wk4,sai, .0 jy -7 just STEP IHEvEe ( , AFTE DOC PILLBURV CBHTEREK THE I flriAUWTff I ATTBMTION Of HIS VJAIT(A4J PATIENTS jjl I L' W -HE WAS ABLE TO PROPEeL-Y TRSAT I I ifl A sneAMaune who hap teasep 11 lIVr-VrN HIM wok -two Hours s o-ar Random SIDE GLANCES By W. CURTIS RUSS (SUM Freddie Crawford is home, and wearing a hat, which happens to be the third hat he ha ever owned. One when he was ;wo years old, a Boy Scout hat, at tht age of 12, and the present one. Charter Ray is a most obligins' person. Last week he helped a fellow-motorist fret their car started by pushing: the balking car quite a ways, and lo, and behold, Mr. Kay hadn't gone 100 feet after getting; the other car started, until he gave out of gas but the car he had helped was out of sight. Miss Sylla Davis comes back at me with the proof that she once had the pleasure of being the sole occu pant of a Pullman, similar to my ex perience of two weeks ago, except she was ".side-tracked" for several hours. I have always tried to do my part towards advertising Waynesville, so I readily bought one of the bumper signs when they first came out sev eral months ago. And within thirty minutes after having it put on, the car was run into while parked. The sien was bent double. Two days later the car was parked in almost the same place and was hit again, and for the second time the sign was twisted and scratched. Knowing that everything runs in threes, I waited for the third "strike." and sure enough it came, although not as bad a$ the first two, but the sign was bent. Each time the car waa. parked when hit. So I am look ing for someone that is useless and I am going to pin that sign on the seat of his britches and "park" him on the street where my ear usually stands, and hope that the sign drav a reckless driver his way as it ha'3 towards my car. There' something about spats that I can't quite overcome. And answer me this, are they really essential? Mrs, N'ora Ashton has three daugh' ters who have birthdays on national holidays. One was born February 22 Washir:gion'.s birthday. Another on July Fourth and the third on Novem ber eleventh Armistice Day. The patriotic three, eh? A reader of this column this week suggested more pictures ip the column That's an idea, I will see what can be dene about it. A woman stepped on the scales in the Waynesville Pharmacy last week and called to Jeff Reeves to verify the reading of the scales. He looked stunned, then quietly told her the "scales said 284 pounds.'- The wo man gave a hearty laugh, and said, "Why, I'm off three pounds." During an odd moment Saturday night I snooped around town a bit, paying particular attention to the toy counters, and wag amazed to find the number of grown-ups that were with the toys. The next time you are up town just notice how many men and women will pick on the toy pianos, blow the horns, wind the trains, and pick tip this and that to see if it will run, And in a local drug store last week, three of the town's ' younger bache lors had one of these mystery cars down on the floor playing with it, and they had wound up a train, and then got to shooting at a moving target with a toy gun and all three of them knew all the secrets about Santa Claus 25 years ago. And to get wise tbout S. C. is one of life's greatest disappointments. Do you remember how you found out? My sister, who is five years younger than I told me no, I'm not quite that dumb, T just "pretended" until after getting the bicycle catch the point? Here I have gone and gotten all Two-Minute Sermon By Thomas HastwelJ THE VISE ART OF LIVING: The aie of being happy with the things we havs, yet still being stirred by a de sire for better things, for more com forts, more luxuries, more posses sions, is a nice problem of balance in human living. To one so attuned to living in the world today life gives its best reward.- It is a well known fact that it is in the planning, the anticipation, the achieving, rather than in the actual possession or real ization, that the greater happiness always lies. How fortunate and wLse, then is he, who, while appreciating to the fullest, that which he now has, is also able to live in the enjoyment and anticipation of the things of which he dreams and the things for which he longs. How much more sen sible to approach life in this way. How often men and women rob them selves of most of the pleasure of liv ing by failing to strike this nice baN ance. tnis, truly, is tne tine art ot living. ' enthused about Santa . Claus and Christmas, and I haven't even written him my letter but I usually think of Christmas as not having to work, and having the opportunity of going around nibbling candy here, there and yonder, then a nut or two, and maybe a few apples, and tangerines'. And where I spend Christmas there is always a dish of stick candy and 24 Years Ago! in HAYWOOD (From the files of November 28, 1511 Messrs. Henry Caneli and Roy Ploft spent 'Sunday in town wit.; friends. Mr. Clarence Holmes spent Sunder, in Asheville with Mrs. Holmes. Col. Ludlow, of Winston-Salem, in Waynesville this week on business Mr. Joe Schenck, of Copperhi': Tenn., is spending this week visiting hi3 mother, Mrs. Anne Schenck. Mr. Way Kinsland left on Wednes day for Bristol, Tenn., where he wi" spend several days. Miss Esther Wharton, of Cruso, ;, the house gue-st this week of i!:., . Lucile Blackwell. Was there ever a more ideal da? anywhere than in Waynesville on !ar Mr. R. Q. McCracken returned la' week from a business trip to Raleigh Mts. John T. Bailey, of Canton, wa the guest of her mother, Mrs, H. L MacFayden, on Sunday. Mrs. James R. Thomas was hostess last Thursday to the Round Dozen Book Club. After an enjoyable hour and a half the club adjourned to meet with Mns. R. L. Allen on December the 10th. The Misses Alsteatter entertained the members of the Bridge Club Sat urday afternoon. The prize, an em broidered hand bag, was cut by Miss Nan Killian. A tempting salad course was served after the game. The talk of the town is the Thanks giving special sale that is being pu: on by MLss Siler. To get your milli nery at these prices is like a Christ mas present to you. Miss Alice Mae Harrold invited a number of her little friends on Mon day afternoon in honor of her birth day. The usual childish games were enjoyed and at five o'clock the hostess invited her guests into the prettily decorated dining room. The dance given by Mr. Earl Nor man at the Suyeta Park Hotel marks the beginning of a series of dances to be given at this popular hotel this winter. The floor -was in excellent condition and the dance was greatly enjoyed. The advocates for federal appropri ations for highways in Richmond last week, carried the ppood roads con gress with a whoop, when the ques tion came to a final vote. The rebel yell of the Southern delegates, who had lead the fight for government help, filled the large auditorium. what is better to nibble on than that? But shucks, I've got another col umn to pound out before Christmas, my say anyways, will be talking to you perhaps early Sunday morning via this same space. ROYAL CLEANER Sam at advrtitd in Good Houiakoop infl Magazine, Ladioi Homo Journal and Saturday Evoning Pott. Cloans floor, rugs and carport. Motor drivoo revolv ing brush typo. . . . Valu $39.50. And a ROYAL JUNIOR HAND CLEANER for f leaning upholstery, stairs, draperies, automobile interiors, etc. . . .Value $12.00. Total retail value ... $51.50 BOTHK,y,ce3950 Th! sffw It for a limited Dm only . . . do net delay . . . II it a real bargain . . . thar ytu cannot afford la aib. MARTIN ELECTRIC COMPANY Mm ifp SIZE PHONE 31 SALES SERVICE CHURCH ST. "DEPENDABILITY" A medicine can be only as pare and accurate as to dosage strength as the ingredients used in compounding it. Our responsibility to our prescription patrons de mands that every prescription we compound be accu rately compounded from fresh ingredients of the highest degree of quality obtainable. Every prescription entrusted to this store is com pounded by an experienced, licensed pharmacist, exactly as your physieian specifies. ASK YO UR DOCTO R Two LICENSED PHARMACISTS For Your Protection ALEXANDER'S DRUG STORE Phonos 53 & 54 Opposite Post Office Try At Home First. . . And You'll Never Regret It