THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1936
THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
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AS HE SEES THE
HUMAN SIDE O'LIFE
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Farmerette Displays Steer
jlr. Editur an' kine reeder6 of the better off than he thawt he wuz. Sea 1
M,ount'neer: he'de bin a-prayin' to the good Lord to J
My observashuns endiirin' the past not send titch awful hard rains, freez- j
wk led me into varryus an' sundry es an' thaws so's he cood hold on to i
seckshuns of ol' Haywood, an' seein' , his hill sides a while longer, but had
as 1 didn't have my I's shet ail thti ' found out that the tood Lord wuzn't j
time I observed a few things. , on the Soil Program.
. but thus man had jist sold 2 steers I
YYHOOZ ACROAKIN? day before fur ?S5.00
Furst, peeple a haulin' their back- "So if I have good luck, an' the
er to Asheville in droves . . truck, ol' woman don't hatf to go to the
tourin Kvais. An Jist nurse puiei enny more, sez ue i
nick-uos an
think, flokes, the weeds
a-bringin' don't think I'll haff to brake on the
the best price in history , . all the way , $S5.00 before Xmas
f,,m 30. 40., an eab m over oue a
lb.! Why, I wuz told that one man
dawn on Hyder Mt. jist razed hiz shui't
tale full; but he took it on to markit
tnnyway an' got Over $6 fur-it
gloary be!
Cattle still a-tellin good
An' hawgs a-runnin' high
Corn a-bringin' 'round ti bits
An' backer a-tetchin' sky
(Hush yore croakin', ol' Croaker
Hush!)
Fackt'ries runnin' nite an' day
Payin' bonus wages, too
Pokes with plenty cash to spen'
Caze thy've got work to do
(Shet yore mowth, uP Critic k Shet! )
Plenty to eat an' plenty to ware
See fokes a-buyin' ever whir
Then, too, with Xmas drawin' nigh
Thar's peeve an' joy, an' chir
((jit out o' here, ol' Whiner Git!)
les, sir-ee: evertnineK prosperous
nulf 'round here now, fokets as Unkle
John Mar;- yooce to say, when feelin'
good, "Everthing's lovely an' the goose
is hangin' hitrh."
Our Farm Agt. I find Mr. Editur, is
makin' hiz work count fur sunip'm
loarg a mare pergressive farmin'.
Crop rotashun
Better marketin'
Trench Siloze
Pyore bred cattle
"Ppsydeezer" an' so foarrh.
Course, a few fvikes air agin him
or ruther agin the oflis; but you no
how that is. Mr, hditur. sum fokes air
agin cverthiiig that is peigiessive like.
I don't think our Farm At. is big- j
hedded, a' tall; he goze reddy to lope i
into cow-barn, ditch or brar patch
'thout changin' hiz cloze . . o, it'. j
like a feller ed in speakin' uv him a
wnue uacK
"Hiz feet's not big for nothin'."
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Booster Club
Observe Annual
Ladies Night
On Thursday evening the Booster
Club, of Hazelwood, entertained their
i wives, friends and tachers of the Ha
I zelwood school, with a dinner party
given in the Town Hall, and served by
the women of the Baptist church, of
Hazelwood.
The tables and all appointments
bore the Christmas motiff, and another
seasonal feature was a visit from
Santa (."laus who preseiiU'u each of the
guo ;ts of honor With a lovely gift,
which slosed the evening's activities..
L. M. Kicheson served as ma-ster of
oervmonies., R. L. Provost trave a
toast to the teachers, to which Mrs.
Whitener Provost, in a very clever
of the Booster Club, responded.
Causing much merriment was the
toast by Mr. Joe Davie, young bach
elor of the club, "To the wive," in
which he gave advice on how to man
age husbands. Mrs. E. C Wagenfelt
responded.
Congratulations were extended to
Mr. and Mr. R. L. Prevost aa the
occasion marked their thirty-first wed
ding anniversary, and to their son,
Mr. Whitener Prevost, mayor of Ha
zelwood. who was observing his birth
day on Thursday.
MARINE TROUBLES
More and more complicated last
week became the sequence of strikes
and counter-strikes on ships of the
Atlantic. The strike strategy commit
tee, a rank and file group, which has
renounced the established leadership
of the International Seamen's Union,
continues its walkout for higher
rhyme, whuh included atl the names wages and better conditions.
The Soil Konservashun Program is
beginnin' to git under way in this
kounty, Mr. Editur. One man over
on Pidgen, wuz axin me about it . . .
sed he didn't no what it wuz all about,
but if Rozyvelt had "doped it out" he
felt shore it wuz all rite. (Rite at
this pint I Want t0 say that Prezident
Rozyvelt orter be mitey keerful 'bout
what he duz or tells the 'Merican pee
ple to do, caze thar's a hole lot o' that
20,000,000 that wood go an' jump into
the oashuri if Rozyvelt axt em to do
it.) . . But I had started to tell ye
'bout the man over on Pidgen: Well,
he Mowed as how if Unkle Sam wuz
a-goin' to pay him sunip'm fur the
patch what he'de alreddy desided to
give to the brars an' rabbits he wuz
When Um 37th annual International Livestock exposition opened at
Chicago, Not. 28, Ruth Smith, pretty 4-H club member from Wash
ington, bu, entered the steer which she raised especially for com
petition in the show.
HOW I HELP KM OVER
Mr. Editur, 1 want tell the reeder
of this kolyum that Unkle Abe's git- my modisty don't kompe
tin' to be an Eckspurt in helpin' the niy looks.
fare Seeks akross fences & so loarth
. . out in the kuntry, ye no. 1 sum
times help em to git their aigs an'
chickens to markit -.. . not becaws I'm
so -shivvnlrus ' or sunip'm, but mon
speshly to git my Mount'neer munny.
Well, thar's alius 'bout 3 war fences
to jump. 4 ditches to krawl under, 5
mud holes to krawl thro an' gates to
go aroun'. So, when we gU to a "war"
fence (as our good S'licator sez) I
jump akross furst, then I hole the
chickens an' baskit of aigs while the
woman takes a run & go at it (I'm
alius keerful to look t'other direck-
hunjist aitei- she jumps
t a m'ch it is do (the same), only
me to change
W inn we conic to a li.o mud holt
I throw a '"ck 'i )h" i.: Id o uv-it an'
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jump HKross, nex ine woman mcncs (In.lan
trie .Mi" an chnkeiis over to me, men
I tell the woman to jump.
"An' if ve fall, I'll ketch ye," sest 1.
SS A HI SH
So, yi' sec fokes, I shore do urn my
nuiiidy then sum; caze I never do git
a chanct to help enny young, purty
gals to markit. .list ol' winimeii ol'
aigs ol' hells ol' , roosters. It's
shore a strange ol' worl!
UNKLE A HE.
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advances into 1937 with the
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