THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
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wr- i t . -. t " Art t
AS HE SEES THE
HUMAN SIDE OfLIFE
SINES O- SPRING
X Uw around their pechees,
a ,-n uDon their 'nees,
al-;;r' wh an' higher
Vt'.ht out the honey bees
" snrntr. 'oest sines o' Spring.
Sinn"
fc: . ' K.ivin' seed to sow;
likt-heepand shearm'
'bok agents" air on the go
o' ring. '"ale sines o' fepnng.
. , raked an" seed air waitin'
'dns ln,hrbush an' tree;
LJS Spring .jdionines spring.
kessir-ee. , pflrtnp- Marion
UV I to a iw"
fS .t. w-t 1 hud in mv shot).
KJThe wanted me to lay it on to
. t omn town1 as hp
Sffi what had took
' " . i,t I told dim I wuz a-
jr a wni.e. -
nx warn to say to the good people
'oundWayne-viile an' Cove Cr
.. v,,..i .,... a loud noise out
L the woods .-am whir soundin sorter
v, a mule a-Diayin , uun t Rri
. i ...... it' t. Ttnnlim. thp
roffi!. it's jist the proffet s ass.
Mr Editur. I like to a got into
iibblf t'other day. Ye see, I wuz
time bv takin' a neer
tjt'throo an oi' lady's flower gyarden
in1 she lit rite into me
irun'f-fhn set- that sine?" she
U;like Unkle Josh sed to the street
tar konduetor. 1 lowed as how 1 cncin t
.it. But the.' gals took my Dart,
U' so the mother soon wuz not so
Irrathy.
I wwxln't a-keerd, she sed, "if
m ft hadn't "a bin so big."
"Shaw! 'Yu haint seed no big
eet," sez I. "you jist orter see Tay
or Medford's. .- Davis Rogers's, or
rank Leatherwood's fur 1 time!"
"What-chu milkin' so early fur?"
I axt Bob Camel t'other day "sun's
hrs. hi yit."
"Well. I like to begin earlv," he
replide, takes me a long time."
When I got up cluster I saw the
reezun why; he wuz milkin in-well
let me see, it wuz eet her a wine phis
or a table spoon, so it took him 2 3 of
the time pourin' in.
THIS IS MARCH
This is March, men hold voie hat'
Or a puff't take it Now that's that.
We chase our hats an' feel like cranks
When March begins to play it's
pranks
This is March, men hid' that hat!
This is March, gals hold yore skurt!
Or up it'l go in a breezy spurt
March is when hi breezes blow
An' puts the men to gazin' so
This is March, gals-hol' that skurt!
Gloary be!
STILL
12 ounces
But
10c
In Price
STEINE BOTTLES
BenMcCracken
Sales Manager
At Vaughn Farmers, Hubert Fowl
er's an' other places .they brawt the
childem out to see me
"Looky thai- at Unkle Abe. ehi'
dern," sed Hubert, "you've bin a
wantin' to see 'im now thai- he is
Seegyar an' all."
"My thildern wants to no whir
Unkle Abe lives," hoilerd Mrs. Parm
er, jist as I wuz a-pullin' out.
"At the North pole with Santa
Claws," I hoilerd back, "only I'm not
a bit like Santa Claws he gives, but
I take awav "
I tell ye, Mr. Editur, if it gits ennv
wuss I'll jist let 'em put me in a cage
tent er sump'm an' charge admishun
Jim Long can go around with me. m'
he can holler out "Rite this way ever
boddy . . only 10c, a dime! See the
big show . . Unkle Abe in persun . .
yes, sir, in the flash only 10c, a
dime!" 2 shows in 1. see?
But we're a-goin' to wate till this
snow's all gone before we start out.
My cloze air too thin fur a tent or
cage yit awhile.
UNKLE ABE.
Garden Contest To
Close March 31st
The garden contest that began last
October will come to a close March
31st. Forty-eight contestants hav
been keeping records for the past six
months. It is time for the contest
ants to be thinking of their story that
is to accompany their year round gar.
den record. First prize in the county
will be $5.00, second $2.50. Monthly
records giving list of vegetables grow
ing in the garden and the number
served on the family table during the
month are required, and a story of the
garden is to be included with the rec
ord. In writing their stories the con
testants should not exceed 500 words.
Among the things they should bear in
mind in writing the stories are:
' "The family's interest in the garden.
Was it planned according to the fam
ily food needs? Did it prove ade
quate? Location, size and when plant-
Jed. Type of soil and fertilizer used
Iow vegetables grown. Avrage
number of vegetables used daily. Sur
plus vegetables for sale and for can
ning. Expense of garden, and its es
timated money value. Hot beds and
cold frames." County prizes will not
be awarded unless we have as many
as ten contestants sending in complet
ed records. So let's get the records
and stories .started in order that they
will be in for the judges promptly on
the 5th of April.
HAVE A TELEPHONE
OF YOUR OWN
XIavfat you an3 your family
'ten felt . . die need of a telephone in your home T
tliildivn, especially, are likely to feel keenly the lack
"f miiI: a convenient means of communication with
heir friends. And when emergencies arise, the lack
f a telephone in your home might prove riot only
t'o?iy. l,ut serious
A teiciphone, you will find, widens the horizon of
PC'Ssihiliiieg for a happier and more comfortable life
H : whole family.
Our neighbors and friends who have telephones
will lie glad to learn you have one, for they know
frorii experience the many advantages of being in
quick, t.sy telephone reach. Then too, with a tele
phone of your own, you will avoid the embarrassment
f having to borrow a neighbor's telephone.
lien you weigh these and the many other advan
tages 0f a telephone against the small cost, don't you
a?r"e that it really doesn't pay to try to get along
--'.Without one? Why wait longer to enjoy the many
advantages that a telephone in your home provides?
Urder yours today.
uthern Bell Telephone and Telegraph Co
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News Events of
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Interest
Brufly Told
Island Queen
SORCJHUM TO BE USED 1 RK
t'KEAM
Humble sorghum molasses, one
time stapi in the share cropper
''three M" diet (meat, mea! and ' mo
lasses) is on its way in fancy dies
to the tables of the elite and "the ice
cream parlors. . The agricultural .n-
dustiies division of the TV A throng, i J
a series of experiments, have found
that it makes an excellent iVaadation.
or flavor for ice cream. Last wet k
the announcement was made from th.-
University of Tennessee of the use I
of sorghum in the manufacture of U'e
cream, Sogo. they call it. S.mie of
the TVA officials also claim that the
syrup is fine to pour over ordinal
ice cream for a 'sorghum sundae."
CASKET MADE TO ORDER
Last week in Mobile, Ala., f uncial
directors arranging for the burial of
'Happy Jack" Eckert, 730 . poin d
circus trouper, billed in !ilV as .lie
"wurld's fattest man,", were having
trouble over his casket. Happy Jack
is finding his last resting place in a
specially built casket, six times normal
size, and said to be one of. if not the
largest casket ever built. Officials
of the two funei al hviir.es preparing
tor the burial said he wa insured by
a burial insurance fi'tii itvcntly air
that there would be a cri-l !era!lc
loss, bivaue of th, (i'i.:-e ,.:' .w
specia. cMfliii, and the f.-i ! ''.i: "i;
was ni . ces-ary to use live : .nies j'm
embalniinLv fluid usually u-e.i."
LAKOR STRIKES (iROW HOTTER
The past week has been 1'uli of im
portant and far-reaching develop
ments anions the nation's industrial
labor front, featured . by sit-down
strikes that closed nine plants of the
Chrysler Motor corporation by de
veloping plans of the John L. Lewis
committee for industrial organization
to unionize textile and other industries
and by givwing bitterness between
the Lewis regime and the leadership
of the American Federation of Labor,
headed by William (Jreen.
ALABAMA VOTES WET
Repeal of Alabama's 22-year-old
"bone dry" law was voted last week
in a state-wide election in which coun
ties voting wet' are authorized to es
tablish state liquor stores and the
possession of liquor in cvunties vot
ing dry is no longer prohibited, pro
vided purchase is made at a legal
store.
NAZI PRES OFFERED U. S.
Secretary Hull Thursday directed
Ambassador William E. Todd at Ber
lin to makt strong representations to
the Nazi (r eminent against certain
recent iivrman newspaper articles
against the United States. The same
day Setretary Hull sent his instruc
tions to Berlin. Congress was told by
Kepiesentative Dickstein. New York
Democrat, that (Jernian spies au try
ing t0 establish a Facist government
ill this country. He told the House
rules committee he could name 100
spies whose aim is a Facist govern
ment in Amcica and that Fritz Kuhn
wa the leader t'vr Hitler's govern
ment in this country. "They are
building an army within our country,"
Dicksicin said.
THE SUPERIOR COURT ARGU
MENT The nation-wide argument over
President Roosevelt's court re-organization
program, and particularly
that part of it designed to revamp
the Supreme Court iss.ie has been de
bated in Congress, in the newspapers,
on the air, on the platform, on the
streets and in the homes. The fea
ture of the debate during the past
week of course was the President's
address, to the people of the nation.
Referring to the charge of the oppo
sition that he was seeking to "pack
the court" the president asserted that
if by that phrase "it is charged that
I wish to place on the bench spineless
puppets ... 1 make this answer that
no president tit for his office would
appoint and no Senate would confirm,
that kind of appointees to the Su
preme Ccurt."
MEAT PACKERS INCREASE
WAGES
Another major industry granted
its 2(H0 employes of the "Big Four"
meat packers a $22,000,000 annual
wage increase this week.
I
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Chita Zaltlarrlmga
Winner of the title, "Miss Philip
pines of 1937 ". pretty Chita Zal
darriaga will reign over the island
exposition this summer.
Announcement---
Dr. R. Kinjf Haipe, Optometrist is now located in Canton,
N. ('.. 127'2 Main Street, Wells Huildinjr
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Representativi .-. lie wa
last Friday by Fedcu
Gordoii, of V;;r hlng!
send's attorney an..oiinc
would be appealed and .1
fixed bail at $1,000. Th
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is sentenced
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e.l the case
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e aged Cali
fornia doctor recent y was von ictetr
of contempt as a result of his action
in stalking out of a H use committee
room at its investigation of the Town
send $2U0-a-month old-age in n. ion
movement last May.
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YOU MUST RE SATISFIED
Exercise (he same care
in selecting your eye
specialist as you would
your physician or dentist.
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