THURSDAY, MARCH 3, 1938
THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
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HUMAN SIDE Q' LIFE 111 i
Is McNutt Telling War Secretary Far East Story?
Waynesville (The Bewtiful), snmtimes fergit what wuz goin' on
Feby. 28, 1938. below, an' wood grab hiz hat an' run
)fr Editui, down, thinkin' hit wuz an erthquake,
ifenny changes an' wunderful im- but he soon got yooce to the vibra-
,m("nt coin' on in the Bewtiful shuns.
nowves, sir-ee!
Fnrst. fcstus Amngron, iue ui aon-
jgamed hous demon, haz rid the town
a Q "nira cirpfi" f Vrt no. EstUS
Not jolrin', fokes, (ye no Unkle
Abe seldum iokes) the npw iirrsino-...
a Q 'oif enrpft ' Vn no. IStUS mtnf c. : x
13 Z vr o wc it? o gtoK: nupi uveinirii over me
hk to do that) ; also Unkle Abe haz ol' "apartmint hous." Unkle Andy
tore down hiz ol' cow barn back uv j now haz a Southern Eek-spozure . . .
the bous whir he yooce to rite all that! with an on-obstrucktid vew uv the ol'
bewtiful Spring po-ittry. Dr. Sisk mill an' Lowry Lee's coal yard. An
told me if I'de tare it down hede treet other advantige is, that he can now
me to a oz oe-gyis sum ui iuc cijjii, uui 01, me hiuve-pipe noie in me
ilav9 , . but "sum of these days haint winder 'thout spittin' v. s. enny
kum vit. .exi lime i iraae wiui iwuuy eice s oui sine wail.
Dot I'm a-goin' to have the See-gyars
in advance.
Then the change now throws that
big rock to be on the South side uv
the hous, so that all the ockypants
can better sun their bed-ticks, ni-ties,
socks, di-aoes, an other intvmate
I.EEVE IT TO FRAWG LEVEL
An' now the Improvement & Bew
tifc-kaihun Program haz shifted to t wearin' a-parril. I think the owner
Frawg Level, cheefly 'round that uv the apartmint hous throws in the
"apartmint hous" neer Bum Korner, j sunnin' rock free gratis, with the un
jiat below ilang-out Korner. Fer the derstandin' that they're not to fite
informa-shun uv you wnars not Din over it.
a-keepin' up with developments in
Frawg Level will say that the "apart
mint hous" on Bum Kor. wuz twisted
aroon' to face Richland crick, with a
Unkle AW is thinkin' uv applyin'
for that apartmint a-jinin' Unkle.
Anay s. I cood run my sove-
l&t WJtll & v s tit' 1
Paul V. McNutt and Secretary of War Harry Woodrlnj
.jom has V.'asnmgto;i seen such a fanfare and
ouffet dinner as put on by Indiana Democrats In
honor of Paul V. McNutt, high commissioner of the
Philippines, former governor of Indiana and pos
rib!e presidential candidate In 1940. More than
3,000 attended the Washington affair. But Mc
Nutt, who said he Is not a candidate for any of
fice, officially came to Washington to report to ,
President Roosevelt on the Far Eastern situation,' ,
Part of that mission apparently Is being fulfilled
above, as McNutt, left, talks to Secretary of War
Harry Wood ring.
ical case, is resting easier.
DISCHARGED
Master Chas. Hannah.
Mr. Fred Norris.
Mr. Herman Coleman.
Mrs. John Norrifl.
Mr. Joe Helmiek.
Miss Georgia MeCratken.
niRTUS
Mr. and Mrs. P. V. Hemrk-k, of
Canton, announce tho birth of a
daughU-r on February the 23rd.
Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Davis, of Way
nesville, announce th,? birth of a son
on February the 27th.
bewtiful vew overlookin' the crick an' I pipe out at the winder too
Farmer's shop. Doc Lee an' Jo that wood give a better ballance to
Caddis sez the change lookt hazzard- that side o' the hous, also make things
Fackt is the Gov. orter a had 'em on
hiz Advertizin' Koramitty.
Little Jim wantid to no jist whir I
"Mardy Grass," La. wuz before start
in' "Oh, we can find it all rite," re
plide Joe Welch, "jist leeve that to
serious.
Hospital News
Miss Grace Plott Campbell, oper-
oon at furst; the kontractors thaTvt'look more prosperus. Besides I, too, ! Vlia , n" J' 'e ali . "
nrefnr 11 Suthem Eek-snoznr . . . an' me- Vy K suggesuu wiai sne loon
that unxie Anay, wno ocKypize a
2nd story apartmint woud haff to
move . . . but he didn't. We under
stan' that Unkle Andy kon-tinued to
ockypie his apartmint endurin' the hole
10 days uv rollin', twistin an' moovin
opera-shuns 'thout bein' disturbed to
enny grate eckstent.
Kource, at furst Unkle Andy wood
a vew of Dock Lee's coal yard.
"WHIR'S MARDY GRASS?"
I don't no if Waynesville sent the
dillyga-shun down to
last wk. er not; but from what we
heer the party uv 5 what went down
representid the Bewtiful fust rate.
Mrs. Bertha Smnthers, of Canton,
medical case, is better.
Miss Laura Bolden, of Canton, med
ical case, is resting more comfortably.
If- T ... . ...
it up in her Incyclopeedy) I ' !, ,r' Vau"nce wl"u'' 01 "k J"-
"Well, hits sum whir down thar in . SI,SS Margaret Cook, operative case, improvmg.
ioo-eezy-anner.f interrupted Shurf ,s ""Proving. -
Cabe. shorelv 3 Skool teechers. a Dew- 1 ranees Bonham, of Canton,
Nc'orleens ettV fihurf an' a Banker orter be able ! . f abv Caldwell, of Waynes- mlical case, issome WtU-r.
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to find find it, ma-by by the g,- 'ville,. Route Two, medical case, is bet-
grass growin' all aroun'.." i
"Well, if thar's enny green grass . '' .
'round Noo Orleens as green as this Mr- Walter Lee, operaUvc case, is
krowd is I want to see it," replide resting more comfortably.
Miss Lulherwood. T. , ,T "
Baby Vera May Clontz,, of Canton,
An' now, before closin', I want to j medlcal CUHe' iwiproviMg.,
thank the follerin' named reedurs uv I ..'.. ... , " ' ,
this kolyum fer their ernist So-lissy-1 '"V 1)1 mT- wayn cn,
ta-bhun an' in-trust in Unkle Abe en- "f Luck' IH'nitivc; case, is good.
durin' hiz 3 wks. konva-lessenc
Mrs. EfhV Justice, of Clinton, m'd-
it
THE NAME OF THIS DINNER
JACKET WAS DERIVED FROM
THE SHIRTLESS COAT FIRST WORN
BY MEMBtRS OF THE TUXEDO
CLUB, TUXEDO PARK, ORANGE
COUNTY, N.Y., IN. 1886
You will find the J. EJ. Wells Chapel
tastefully appointed restfol ideal
for the ceremony. We have the most
up-to-date -equipment for serving. . .
arid a skilled, experienced sUUf.
Wells Funeral Home
Phone .171 Canton, N. C.
what ever that is (tho Kditur told me
to say it). Here they are:
E. T. Mesne r, Floyd Woody, T. W.
Spurlock, Mrs. "Wm. Francis, J. I).
Stentz, Mrs. Mary E. Moore, Mrs.
Jas. Toy, Mrs. W. L. Arrington's
daughter, (Saunook), Jake Sutton,
Marvin Allison, Nance Stephens, Dave
Cabe, Miss Para Lee Kussell, Mrs.
Paxton (Canton), Mrs. J., F. Cp.be,
Mrs. Herman Green, Miss Anne Mc
Cracken, Will Smathers, Hobart Hog
len, Charlie Buchanan, Mr, and Mrs.
Lowry Ferguson, Mrs. W. F. Fergu
son, Marvin Hhinehart, Lee Trantham,
Tom Yarboro, V. H. Byers, Mrs. Koy
Ray, Lee Stevenson and others.
S'long till nex wk.,
UNKLE ABE.
Mrs. Buck Norris, of Hazelwood,
medical case, is better.
Mr. Charles Kussell, of Franklin and
Waynesville, operative case, is rcstintr
more comfortably.
Mrs. Juanitii Gaddy, medical case, is
improving.
The condition of Mrs. Carl Sutton,
of Clyde, operative case, is serious.
Miss Catherine Medford, of Lake
Junaluska, operative case, is better.
Mrs. Lloyd King, of Canton, medi
cal case, is improving.
Mr. B. J. Liner, of Canton, medical
case, is resting W'ell.
PLENTY OF I)s
PEORIA, 111. Mr. and Mrs. W. O.i ,f. . ,V . , . .
n- , ' ., . , . , , , ,, I Miss Irene Graham, of Clyd
Prince have thirteen children and all ,. . . . '
I their names begin with the letter "D." i 1 ,lU - ""Im.,v,,,k.
1 hey arc Parrel!, Delmar, Donald, I
nnWinli nr.wW n,Ln,,iL '' case, is improving.
Dena, and' range. in ages from 1 to 24
years.
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TDDDi
Rare indeed is the Doctor who can
say his working time is confined
within certain hours. Office hours
may be thus and so, but what with
free clinics, Hospital staff service,
Hospital calls, operation hours
and emergency calls, the
Doctor's working day is long
and arduous. Even the Doc
tor with a highly spe
cialized practice is not
immune to broker
hours of sleep
and rest.
Miss Enla I). Garrett, operative
The, condition of Miss Aileeno
Francis, of Canton, Koute Two, is
Just To Be Frank
I used to buy milk for the children. I knew how good
was fr Uiem, but I didn't drink it myself. And then
ne day 0ur family doctor came in to see little Johnny.
Jie mentioned that I looked rather tired and suggested that
1 dnnk a quart of wholesome Pet pasteurized milk every
ay. Try it : It'll do you good too.
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