msPAMABCH 10, 1938
THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
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(-3 AS HE SEES THE
HUMAN SIDE O'LIFE
. nnfn"
hfcMVK. 1 noti. thattcr
L growers hav got to paintin up
H nees an' then stampm' 'em
fc'LLER ADDED." which
PI nfS me uv the way moast gals
KTheir Hps an' i X I wh
fchrt- Ifit thr-o, ye cooa scrim.,
the ame way-pickt green an'
tttlkr aJded.
31-time f roots had no "culler added"
Y. shore cood tell 'em ever one;
e node before ye mi
ifit bad npeneo in me
.. . .,i0 i.ol nntz-tier'! culler:
hn ol lime "
i .... i ;ct thair lir on. cee-
.ill .IT nn
femoutptsioooers, buuu
. nnv macro.
But no paini on
No, sir-ee!
i man walkt ud to Arlo McCracken
L,.. i.a wii7 marrid and' sez, sex he
"Arlo, air ye snore a-nun raurriu j
Rwkon so, replide Ano . . iney
I. I am "
ri ...
The man lookt Arlo over, men wuz
kxfrd to mutter sump m like this
"Well.-rU-be-damed!
Vy ECK-PKRENCE WITH CATS
Fr Sail Cheap. 1 Fe-mail cat. 7
lives gyaranteed. Apply to
Uncle Abe (East St.)
TWs iist what I meen. fokes. I'de
liil thp cat but fer one thin, i. e. I
killed 1 cat onct I meen onct upon a
time I killed a-cat. Leastwise, I
Aawt so; but that durn cat kum
ck, hit or it's dubble or it's goast,
irsump'm . . and I've bin a-havin' bad
luck ever sence!
I re-kollect the time. I wuz a bov.
fbout 12 yrs. old, when I took that
1.
THIS WORD IS DE
RIVED FROM CARTON t
FRENCH FOR "PASTEBOARD
No matter what limp nf rlav nr
pifrht you have occasion to call a
funeral director, a rinp' will - niit nnr
fompido establishment at your dis
posal. A member of the firm wir
Insist rou m arranging a service
Sf hich will be a worthy final memorial
a price which will not work hard
"P upon the living-.
Jells Funeral Home
Phone 371
Canton, N. C.
sick cat to the "Allen Nolan hole" an'
tride to drown it. The fokes told me
that wuzmy days work, to git rid uv
that cat by enny meens I saw fit.
Well, I drawed straws to de-turmine
the method of eck-sterminashun, an'
the straw Bed:
To be drownd in the Allen Nolan
hole ontil ded.
An' when I turned 'round to pick
up that cat, hit jist lookt like it want
ed to say, Pray fer me. On the way
I wuz trubbled with 2 verces uv
Scripter: One sed, "Thow shalt not
kill; an' t'other red, "When ye put
cher han' to the plow, go on don't
look back." If I had a-bin better
verst in gang warfare, I'de jist a
put that cat on the spot an' bin dun
wiw.
To make a long story short, when
I found I coodn't drownd that cat, it
got so sicknin' I had to shet my ize
but I mustn' dwell on this seen enny
longer or 111 be called blud-thirsty . .
an' I want to blot out the picktur
enny way.
Well, I hadn't had enny on-plezant
eck-perence with cats sence then till
t'other nite; then my ol' cat as I
thawt, sot in on me . . an (I fully
bleeve) to tormint me fer my past
mis-deeds uv the boddy.
I gess it had bin sum 45 minets
aitr I had hit the tick . . an' Mrs.
Abe had follerd soot, when I heerd a
"Skra-a-tch skratch sckratch"
over in the 4 korners whir she keeps
her plunder (I meen whir Mrs. Abe
keeps her plunder, not the cat.)
"What's that," sez I "pipes,"
"No, not kold a-nuff fer pipes," sez
she, driftin' off into her furst round
uv sawin' on ol' gourds. Then aig-in
'Flopitty-flop . . skra-a-tch-skratch!"
"Sh-h-h! s-s-cat thar!" I shoutid,
jumpin' out uv the bed at the same
oppera-shun . . an' jist as I hit the
flore I de-zerned a shadder go out at
the dore. But to make shore, I de
sided to shet the dore an look throo
my Skotchman's plunder ...
rags, or papers
shucks, yarn
cobs, shettlee
bottles, k wills
shells, needls
books ( stove-wood
wheefc-straw an' pennyrile that's
jist 14 uv the stuff, datin' fer 3 giner-
a.shuns backerds an' for'ards. But,
no sir, that cat wuzn't to be found!
Well, I wen back to bed . . . an'
hadn't got my feet warm when that
devlish skratchin' startid up aig-in!
An' all the time my Skotchman per-
zisted in sawin' gourds, an' with a
dall saw at that
"Who cood find a cat 'mongst all
that plunder?" I shouted. "Wisht
to goodness now I'de a married a
Cherrykee squaw . . . what wood a-bin
satisheu with jist a lew baskits, a
bed sheet, an' an' a little pappy
pooce."
But no anser.
So I jumpt out fer the 2nd time
madder than ever . . an' made fer
the spot whir the noize seemed to be.
An', I'm a lyre, if that cat didn't
jump throo the klozed aore! I felt uv
the inch an' a Vi thick dore to see if
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Janet Chapman
Five-year-old Janet Chapman has
been signed to a lone term contract
and is to star in a new picture, "Little
Lady Luck. Janet, born in l.incin-
nati, got her "break" when her father
a General Motors employe, was trans
ferred to Culifornfa.
I cood find the hole whir it had bustid
hits way throo but no hole!
So, I kon-elooded hit wuz the 2nd,
3rd, or ma-by the 7tn goast uv that
cat uv my chilehood kunm back to
hant me. I didn't git mutch shyp
alter that.
Now, ' understan' better'n ever
why a feller will bundle up hiz sick
cats, karry 'em 25 miles, an' drap
em off at sum innercent an' on-sus-
pectin' man's dore-step before hell
kill 'cm. Caze hit shore takes an on
mereyful sole an' a stout hart TO
KILL A CAT!
Yores, in favor uv the dore-step
method,
UNKLE ABE.
Hospital News
Miss Ella Guddy, medical case,
is better.
Mr. Hugh Rogers, of Clyde, Route
1, medical case, is improving.
Mrs. Monroe Silvers, of Canton, op
erative case, is resting more comfortably.
DELLWOOD CLUB HEAR
POULTRY DISCUSSION
The Dellwood home demonstration
club met at the school house on
March 3rd, with an interesting pro
gram presented.
Mr. R. K. Smithwick made an in
structive talk on "The Improvement,
of the Poultry Flock," which was fol
lowed by a round table discussion of
Mrs. Paul Messer, medical case, is
better.
Miss Dorothy Arrington, of Hazel
wood, operative case, is improving.
Mr. Otis Ford, of Clyde, operative
case, is resting better.
The condition of Master Allen Wil
son, of Canton, operative case, re
mains unchanged.
Mrs. G. D. Henson, of Canton, op
erative caae, is resting quite comfortably.
Mr. Charlie Caldwell, operative
case, is making progress toward an
.'arly recovery.
nesville, Route 1, announce the birth
of a daughter on March the 2nd.
Mr, and Mrs. Lloyd King, of Clyde,
announce the birth of a son on March
the 2nd.
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Justice, of
Clyde, announce the birth of a daugh
ter on March the 4th.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Turner, of
Waynesville, announce the birth of a
son on March the 6the.
our poultry problems. In the general
discussion .helpful information was
revealed.
The monthly papej-s, with their
springtime note of gardens, order and
home beautification, were read by Mrs.
C. E. Wright, Mrs. Frank Henry, Mrs.
Reuben Jones, Mr?. Stokt'y and Mrs.
Crews Moody.
Miss Mary Margaret Smith, county
agent, demonstrated "Colors in the
Home," with pleasing pictures and
charts, giving the psychological ef
fect of color on the members of the
household, and its harmonious use in
decoration.
At the cloe of the afternoon re
freshments were served.
Seamen What caused the expla
sion at the Navy Yard the other day?
Bos'ns Mate Oh, a yard workman
was carrying a load of TNT and tho
whistle blew.
Miss Virginia Collins, of Clyde,
perative case, is better.
Mrs. H. A. Haney, of Clyde, medi
:al case, is improved.
Miss Elder Earl Messer, medical
case, ia resting more comfortably.
Mrs. Frank Burress, of Canton
medical case, is some better.
Mrs. Lem Leopard, medical case, is
resting more comfortably.
Mrs. Frank McChire, of Clyde, med
ical case, is improving.
DISCHARGED
Mrs. D. M. Cagle, Jr.
Mrs, Paul Burress.
Miss Marion Mann.
Mrs. Eulus Howard.
Mrs. H. W. Francis.
Mrs. Ralph Wood.
Mr. J. B. Liner.
Mrs. T. V. Hamcrick.
Mrs. Frank Davis.
Mr. Clayton Self.
Miss Margaret Cook.
Mr. Charles Russell.
Mrs. Roy Gibson.
Miss Grace Plott Campbell.
Mrs. F. A. Downs.
BIRTHS
Mr. and Mrs. J, T. Welch, of Way-
The Doctor MU8T
Give Service
Is Based Om
Confidence
Much of the Patient's response to treat
ment depends on confidence in his Doctof .
Not nly Is there pbjrslcial rescttoe)
this feeling of confidence In the method l
treatment, but the fact that you teNeve tn
your Doctor, causes you t follow Instruc
tions more carefully.
This confidence of the Patient can come
about through only one thing satisfactory
service and the know led tc that your Doctor
is competent.
Tftir confidence the Patient, h
the chief foundation of a Doctor's
practice.
Naturally. It Is up to the Doctor to render
the highest type of service, If for no other
than selfish reasons.
DRUGSTORE
This Is No, 8 Of A Scries "Telling The Public About The Doctor'
A
NNOUNCING
The Formal Opening on Saturday
:0
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(UNTIL NAMED IiY ONE OF OUR CUSTOMERS MARCH 10(h)
. Locat ed In
A And P STORE
Handling
Fresh and Cured Native and Western Meats
WANTED!
A NAME
We hav a large modern market, but no name
for it, so we are asking the public to offer names
for our market.
With each purchase, you may submit a name.
No limit to the number of names you suggest,
but only one name for each purchase of any
amount.
E. L. Withers, Hugh Sloan and J. Dale Stentz
will act as judges. Their decision will be final.
Saturday, March 19th will be last' day. on
.which to turn in names.
For The Best Name We Will Give
A 15-lb. Swift's Ovenized
Be sure to suggest several names You
Have A Chance To Get The Ham.
Modern Equipment
Economy Prices
Double Space
Sanitary
Q WESTERN SELECT
lOWll I O BRANDED MEATS
OWNED AND OPERATED BY
C. A. La si nge r
Former Owner Of A Chain Of 12 Markets In Ohio
We Invite You To TKorougkly
Inspect Our Modern Market At
Any Time