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THE WAYNESYILLE MOUNTAIN EER Page 5 vi 13 AS HE SEES THE HUMAN SIDE 0' LIFE 1 :) A ".1 !" V :i F,,vt!tul is nmn uu 'bout that. Not k yai? we see on our .,. frum S. C. and Yh . ;i iuKfull. Look at -vaif greet each other ,v's an Ohio k-yar pavK '!ybam an' here kums ',','vsee! Then in a little ,h'ly ee Illynoiz, Ure . Imlianny, New Jersey, a doz. other states Wl hter the queschun uv ', v.t, , Mane St. bein' discuss ' k' Win up ever Summer 'bout .' .. like a man with V'.;. hi: nits wusser ever spell fcimmtr'. ..... " ,. ... t. j;-t ii-jtoin t nan t uppei ''L'. tka: all thar' is to it . . . '''bv epenin' up a street East Jj. an' iiiniiin' parallel to it. .'.-"'ill the trufliek cops an' laws in ,hun "kaitit help matters much 'x ,!u!i. No, sir-ee! ksllUKPOWN kputiKk mi. top uv tne mountain. 1 didn't klime all the way, caze I j willy petered out by the time ,vt in site' ' Joe, way up thar on v -nauiitain--- -Kum an' 'iH'et me 'i wy. Unkle ,.. " 1 hollerd,."caze I'm plum pet- kid nut. All rite, he replule, ' jist po on t f the huus . . I'll be down soon as hot nut t' the eand." days an' When the Revival meetin' pits winked up to the "awful" stajte. Well, I don't blame 'ini, caze that's shore sum klime up to hiz hous fer "man or beast." Tlie best way fer Unkle Joe t' it u.n t.i his huus wood be t' fix 'im an injine with a lonp plley-belt, 'bout France Rogers's- hous; then alter (jitteii up a pood hed o' steem, pit on the belt an' have France throw the thing i:i mo-shun . . . jist shoot hiz self rite up on the belt, see? Then the best way fer 'im t' pit down wood be to make 'im an ol' fash un sliiiin' board with a brake on it; then preize the track, pit on hiz board an' slide down. Streems hav been pitten out o' banks on Fines Cr. here lately. If the Kirkpatrick branch pits up enny bip per hits a-poin' t' wash 'France Ropers away. Hut France pits so lonesum by hiz self he sez hc'de like a little eck-sitement. In case uv a cloud-burst he cood jist hanp on to a tree-top, er sump'm an' as he floated down Wesley's Cr., ship "I'm floatin' down the streeni o' Time, An' I haint pot long t' stay" & so fourth. frum the looks uv Unkle Joe's road Wf think he kums out mueth . . . Lb'!' j'st kums out on Leckshun Robt. Green sez he's readin' Unkle Abe's Hoss-swappin' pee-ces to John Jeems, an' thinks John's a-pittin' sum pood pints. (By the way, Robert, I'm mailin' you the one ye mist last wk.) Coipel Vaqon of early Itinerant EanqUsts THE WORD COMES FROM THE ANGLO SAXON, GOD SPELL. SPELL MEANT STORY SO GOSPEL MEANS GOO'S STORY Frum Wesley's Cr. I went on down t' Sam Forpason's an' found Sam an' hiz et ux way a-kross the creek a-hoein' corn. Vinson sez that Sam's the workin'est Forpason uv the name an' now I b'leeve it. Why, Sam works so hard he has t' take a change uv shurts with 'im t' the field" When ever one shurt gits so wet with swet it sticks to 'im he chanpes to a dry one. aiter rinpin' t'other'n out an' hanpin' it up t' dry. I'm witness to the fack that I saw Sam's shurt hanpin' out t' dry; hiz wife sed hit wuz only a skeer-trow- but 1' no better. In Jackson Co. 1 saw a man plow in' hiz corn with a steer. The weeds bein' jist a lee tie hyer than the corn. I axt 'im if it hadn't bin too wet this seezun C make a crap with a steer. But the man wuz hot an' mad. so when he told me t' go to you-no- whir, I sed to 01' Frank "Ui(t-up: The J. M. Wells Organization has a 'ii'Uch knowledpe of the ceremonials the. various religious creeds and '.it:: a re is taken to see that all :inui,:;,is are faithfully observed. Sells Funeral Home hone 371 Canton. N.C. GIVE KM THAT CHKKP" Thai 's a man what Works here in town an' lives "out the way." whoze pot the best plan to keep up with hiz coffey borrowin' naybors 1 ever s.rd -; "Give me that pood coffey up thar that's fer my can cup," sed he to a lokal grocer here one day last wk. don't fix 'cm. When me and the clerk customer sed, sez he . "Now give me a quarters wnrth uv vore cheepest coffey . . ht it I don;t fix 'enj.'f When me an the wanted to no what he. meant he eek- !'s . Eve. mined For Appointment Mes FiUed Telephone 2Ul C 0 X S V LT DR. It. KING IIARPE OPTOMETRIST "- y..'.: St. .' . Wells Bldp. . .. Canton, X. C. LoMCQOM YOU CAN'T FEEL COOL IN A RUMPLED DIRTY SUMMER SUIT Send your clothes to us often for a, first-class cleaning. We do the job right, guarantee it to please you, and the cost is very small. You'll like our service You get Jour clothes back WHEN you want them and you LIKE them. Waynesville Laundry, Inc 1 KILLIAN 0 BOYD AVENUE Phone 205 Ickes, Bride Back in U. S. All Workers Must Have Social Security Numbers, Board Says J J'r Haywood county employers hiring workers, now. because of seasonal business should learn the account number of each new employee and enter it in permanent records. New workers without account numbers should be referred by employers lo the Asheville Social Security board office, where numbers will be as sipned them This reminder, which comes from the Social Security board. is directed vsptciully toward employ-. ers who, during the summer months, take on extra employees at hotels, tourist homes, and camps, and all lint of industry. Employers who are opening their businesses for the Jiist time since the Federal old-ape insurance program went into effect on January 1, 1937, should make application at once for an employer's idt ntitication number at flu in. art st Social Security board eftice. The fttleial wnpe-hour law (.'impress will ? 10,0H a vear. administrator of the passttl by the last receive a valarv of i t v S " " Mr. and Mrs. Harold Ickes Secretary of the Interior Harold Ickes, and his brltle, the former Jane Dahlman of Milwaukee, return to the U. S., and rush to Wasiv ington from New York, so that the secretary can speed new 1'VVA projects under the recovery bill The two married in a surprise ceremony in Dublin, Ireland. planed that the cheep coffey wuz to loan to hiz coffey borrowin' naybors "I never can pit back ', s pood coffey as I loan 'em," think this plan'll sorter to it." KKAD IT OK NOT 1 The reason a bail epp floats in wa- he 'sed; "I U r is that pases have .formed inside put a stop' it, owinp to decomposition. These i make it liphter than a pood epp, S'lonp, j which contains white and yolk only, UNK1.K AUK. 'as these are heavier than water. ' What has been done this year in Medical Science of which may be proud? Much, we would say but the work never lafts. "The scientist, the research chemist, and the regular practicing rtiysician are unceasingly working toward the elimination of human suffering. ' Cancer, asthma, hay fe?cr, tuberculosis, the common cold, ' neuritis and all the other physical ills that have not been fully conquered are having millions of dollars, ami untohi .scientific energy expended on their eventual extermination. From one end of the world to the other this progress in health goes on, but no creator service is being accomplished than the gradual awakening of men and women to the good sense of PREVENTION of disease and ill-health. Taking care of, and preserving good health, and build Ing walls of energy against Invasion much has been accomplished along these lines of education this last year. Let's keep up the good work. nm3 DRUGSTORE This is So. 2ti of (I .S'o ,x "Ti lliiui Tin- 1'iililic Ahull! 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