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THURSDAY, JULY 21, 1938 THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER yfifr'' AS HE SEES THE gfe, HUMAN SIDE Q' LIFE 1 M0Jv fokes! vt back frum my Huekle . ".n'.Vit farm in S. C, whir I spent fiav vorkin' on my cabin. Yes, ;,V'e same cabin what I begun 16 n::. a(;0 ... an' I still lack a f'Jy v: dun the dog-on thing. By ."he time 1 dun 1 111 be fi" " -n-hally broke, ftzakally nockt out, ,niallv iniured an' morally reckt . . .a:e buiUiin' a log cabin will do all 4 "Vpeshly when ye haff F travel 85 giilts to do it. I work: awful hard this time so hard I broke both suspenders, skint all ,y knuckles (what awkerdness!) wft like a Jorgy mule (what swet n"l an' fell off 15 lbs. more or less. Like ol' Rip, the fokes didn't no me when I got back. An' that's not all: I got into a waspers nest got stung an' lost my specks runnin throo the bushes tryin' t' git the waspers off, like a cow tryin' f git the flize off. BED SOl'KKI) 1 had t' sleep on a pallet uv green jtevos- caze sum theef stold my bed (lowsimuver that woodn't a bin so bad if them green leeves hadn't a soured iiii me. liut I found out thar's one t.o(i( thing kums from sleepin' on a soural bed in South Ca 'liner in the summer-time, i. e., the ball-face nats won't bother ye. Why, the very minet it thundered an' my bed soured the nats leff me; then I sed to the boy what wuz helpin' me, sei I "Gloary be" I'll take a soured bed ever time 'fore ball-face nats. Indiana Democrats Bury Hatchet "Pl'NCH THE HOG!" They still have a lot o' model T's in C. an Jorgy . . not junked but on the road. Like the One-Hoss Shay, 1 reckon they meen t' run 'em till they drop, t peeces. At Walholler last winter I saw one whitch I wood say wuz 20 yrs. old. The man had bilt on a little bed uv ruff boards an' in that bed he had put the fam'ly hawg; then the rest uv the fam'ly, i. e., the man hizself, wife an' kid got in the seet ... an' off they went t' town. Puff-puff . . .rattle-rattle, went the ol rorcl . . an guh-guh . . we-ee went the big hawg. Well, that man driv 'round an' about an' back an' foarth throo town ontil sumboddy axt what the Dickens the man ment by drivin' the hawg 'round like that "Good bizness, good bizness," re plide a native standin' by; "ye see that ol' trap haint got no horn, so the ol' woman punches the hawg with a sharp stick when a horn is needed an' they have a squeal 'stid PNEUMONIA PNEUMONIA is a fierm disease that develops quickly. Pneu monia does not always follow Infiucnia or a coW. but lowered resistance may give pneumonia germs better opportunity to lay hold. Pneumonia H an infection resulting from the pneu monia germ, in the lobe& of "he hints. Because, almost entirely, this pneumonia germ is conibattevj ly a substance manufactured in the body to resist this otton, maintain bodily resbt &rv.e during winter months. If below par physic ally, consult jrwr physician, (or underlying organic causes. Healthy, lull-blooded, nourished bodies rarely contract pveumonia, so the chief method of prevention Is to keep up the blood count and bod.ly resistance, get plenty of rest, stay away from those who have "flu," colds or pneumonia end avoid allowing the body to become chilled. Tfie Trxheri t f PNEUMONIA calls or consfnt super '''vision ofl competent physician, and experienced nursing. V4n1 nWI ACVf' " I " YOUR OLD-AGE INSURANCE Governor Townscnd and Senator Van Nuys Indiana's Democratic leaders bury the hatchet with a handshake as Gov. M. Clifford Townsend, left, congratulates Senator Frederick Van Nuys on his renominatlon as the party's candidate at the state Democratic convention In Indianapolis. Townsend had read Van Nuys out of the party some time ago for Van Nuys' opposition to the president's court plan. uv a tout." That's why hawg.' I called it thi Honest Motorist 1'avs DRUGSTORE "This 'ix i. 28 "' a Series "Telling the Public About the Doctor' SAW SATAN I.I.I Vi: 1 l,:st throo tlie liainl'Ui M-ck-shuli, tlie hind n' eurd-wond Mn' lini cabbage: Hollincss an' snake hai.'lds, truckers an rclius tralicc . . way up ft. ; : 111 li25 We hell ;i -Vi-ijM- ;:n Re vival at Ol' Hamburg: Well, when tacht :'1U r th:c got the liu'cnn' had. "awful" stage o happy ... "Thank the Lux leevc!" he shoutec saw 'im go throo the dorc!" as sum uv the kongregashiiii lookt around as if t' make shore! lie, it I saw nut. I'AXI.MOS, Ja. A motorist whom garage -owner Nathan Adams "trust til "fur two gallons of gasoline "12 i .'! years ago" has paid his bill. Adams received an anonymous let ter saying, "Several times I wanted to send the money but it slipped my mind- or something else had to be done at the moment." Knclosed was anil tin's apology: "I'm awfully sorry for the long delay." Three Types of ltenelits There are three types of old-age insurance benefits. First, the monthly retirement benefit, wb-ich will be payable in 1942 and thereafter; sec ond, the lump-sum payments which are provided for workers who reach t"5 before they qualify for monthly benefits; and third,, lump-sum pay ments which are made to the relatives or estate of workers who die before they receive old-age insurance benefit to which they we entitled. j Lump-sum payments may be made now, or at any time after January 1, li;)7. Those who are entitled to such payments are men and women who have earned wages, since the last day of liKtti, in some factory, workshop, mill, mine, store, or some other line i of industry or business covered by the law, and who have attained the age ' of ti6 since January 1, lil.'iT. They need not retire in order to receive lump-sum payments. The United States government will pay death benefits to relatives or es- j tate of wage-earners who have died j since January, 1,1:I7, and who had i participated in the old-age insurance system during l'.;!7 or thereafter. j Here are three stories which illus trate the three types of benefits: (a) .Mary Johnson works in a shirt factory, five years or more, after the last day ol ' . l!:ii. She works in the factory part of each of these years j and in that time is paid $2,000, or more, Then she reaches the age of j tin and quits work in the factory. For the rest of her life she will receive a government cluck every month of her old-age monthly retirement belie (Hs. (h) Now suppose .;ne (irav works in a factory two years-after lO.'lii and before she reaches the age of (if)'. After she reaches the age. of (15 she will receive a lump-sum payment of old-age .insurance, amounting to .'!' per cent of all wages she was paid by the-factory during those two veais. J And she will get that lump-sum pay I ment whether she quits work or not. I (e) Suppose l.inda Marsh is cm j ployed in a drygoods store several Burnette-Shope Reunion Will Be Held August 14th The annual Hurnette-Shope reunion will be held on August 14th, at the Beetree church, in Buncombe county, it was announced this week. The re union will include friend and rela tives of both families in Haywood and Buncombe counties. The complete program has been arranged and a picnic dinner will bo served. G. H. Shope, of Canton, is president and YY. Burnette, of Waynesville, is secretary. years after liKSt!. Then she dies be fore she reaches the age of 65, of course, before she receives any of her old-age insurance benefits. What happens? Relatives or her estate will receive a lump-sum payment amounting to .Tj per cent of all wages she was paid, by the store, after the last day of l'J.'it). Men or women, who have reason to believe that they are entitled to lump-sum payments of obi-age in surance, should write or call at the nearest office of the Social Security Hoard. The Asheville Field Office is locat ed at 204 Flatiron Building. The bureau of standards announces a new method of analyzing the human breath in MX minutes. Some wives can make a rough analysis in two seconds. Shoe Repairing - (Jmxl Workmanship . lliflh (Jnule Materials Reasonable Prices Champion Shoe Shop MUS. I.KOXA lH'l'K l-'TT, Mgr. NEXT TO WKSTKKN FN I ON (hi 'evil 'jist then he axt. Strange that th when t' kum out haint it? 7.0 f. uv Hers no ist their trance, UNKLK A HF. F.ycs Examined ..Fur' Appointment (Hashes Fitted Telephone 201 ; r ti x s v i. t mi. It. KING IIARPK UI'TOMKI'lllST I27'v Main St. Wells Bl.lg. Canton, N. C. But the il' man wuz .'eat her mis taken or ol' Harry didn't stay away for long; caze hit weren't rmnny weeks 'fore one kongregashun wuz V'terly gih'ndin' their' teeth an'' lashin' thir tung's" at each other. At a meet In" on the top o' Cullo whee Mt. we lade out one ms.n . . . 1 thawt he wuz (led an', wanted t' put nickels on hiz ize, but the fokes what node 'im best sed he had a habit o' passin' outlike that. So we lade the ol' feller on a sect an' went -on with the shoutin', Aiter the meetin' had cooled down 'bout 50 degree ze an' we wuz fixin' f' close, the man stirred, lazed up off the si et an' rubbed hiz ize "What (lid-jc let hit die down fui ?" - Waynesville Art Gallery Vnn n Merchandise From All Parts Of The World, For The Home Beautiful 10:20 A.M. -f LOCATED IN CITIZENS BANK BUILDING --is Fay Your Town TAX I will, as specified by law, advertise the first of August all property in the town of Waynesville on which back tax es have not been paid. Also all unpaid balances in taxes. Property advertised in August will be sold the first of September. Notice is also given that we will garnishee on all per sonal property on which taxes are due. Your prompt payment will save payment of advertis ing and sale cost. v i s r v . Tax Collector For Town of Waynesville
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