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nrry-ForRTH YEAR NO. 37 THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER rZ5& CA A s n ill Vx Jrr -xb as hp qff tuc , r- K-xr' - I I l -m. CT L9 AS HE SFFS TWF HUMAN SIDE 0' LIFE Ya Got Something There, Sir! u Abe ihat he F.: " Sept. 38. i:.,:r & Keeders. ; had hiz hare cut so j not bin runin' mutch atily; but hit's a leetle iAv -o as I wuz a-settin out ..,t.r t'other nite the muzes aig-ir. . , sump'm like 0- KAI.L rod name in me iiieu- browns on the hill, r r,,? .-tart to chirp in ko-rus - .Vr ,m! calls loml an' shrill '" , brooch owl I mean.) fui- us who' kno our ingurns kin rfinl the sines at all e het, no almanick to tell us hat rite then hit's comin' fall iTIu-n good by green.) , Summer camps air "most do-zerted, Xow young fokes air otf to skool; Slacks an' straws stem purty skeer eer They're eck-ceptions, not the tool (I still ware mine.) Xow'gran'pa kums out tVr sunin', An' the shadders soon grow tall; Might jist as ell be gitten ivddy. Hits jist a leetle while till Fall (When we re-pine.) HIGHEST CASH PRICES Paid For Old Gold (Bridges, Crowns, etc.) CHANDLER & CO. lEXI'EKT watch and jewelry REPAIRING lie I s Only Genuine Materials Spectacles Repaired WADE'S NIGHTMARE Well, fokes, hit seems that yore Unkle is not the only purson what haz bad nite mares not by a jug full. "Unkle Andy," better noan as W. H. Xoland, re-cently had 1 that like to a broke hiz neck so he hizself sez Hit seems that Walter Foigason pickt Wade up on the highway sOnie ers, an' that Walter wuz purty reck less at the wheel that day . . so mutch so that Wade commenct gitten skeerd purty soon aiter gitten in with Wal ter. Now they air nearin' a deep pres ipis or gorge an' still Walter is driv in' keerless as ever, so Wade gets reddy to jump . . now look! Walter is runin' off uv the bank rite strate into the gorge! Wade has the k-yar door qap'm now he skrems 'Lord a mercy : and jumps-a good leap fer an' ol' man , . . k-lam-bang! The fall woke Wade Hampton in stanter . . an' he found hizself in the middle of the floor with broozed hed, neeze & so foarth. By this time the hous wuz in an uproar . . . Mrs. No- Eyes Examined . Glasses Fitted 27'v Main St. CO X S U L T DR. R. KING HARPE OPTOMETRIST Wells Bldg. For Appointment Telephone 201 Canton, N, C. I s- --Aii v.' v;- , V V, , , v ;Vv;t ss i,4f5vS4Vls w '0sV : f v harden Floyd Ilamnia and one of the fowls Fight of blood so Infuriated the white leghorn fowls kept at the Essex county penitentiary at Caldwell, N. J., that death battles resulted. Warden Floyd Hamma theorized that perhaps if the pullets were accustomed to the sight of red, blood wouldn't phase them. So what did he doT He outfitted each with tiny spectacles of red glass and leather! land is on hand liftin' him up, an' the dawter is runin' in cryin'- "What's matter Daddy what's matter!" "Whir's Walter?" axt Wade, lookin' aroun' 'a dazed; "is he killed?" "Oh, shet up an' git hack in bed,'' demanded Mrs. Nolan'; "I told ye to not eat sitch a hevvy supper." PRE-NATAL CARE There Is no reason why the childbirth mortality rate should be high if essentials of prenatal care are generally understood and practiced. Parents should be free from disease, and. If every potential parent was absolutely sure on this point, there would be fewer imbeciles, blind babies, deformities and weakness. If tests show Infection, much can be done by a competent physician to prevent communication to, the unborn child. During the prenatal period, teeth of the mother and bones of the child should have proper calcium diet or dosage. The mother should be instructed on the importance of the proper functioning of the kidneys. Many complications of childbirth and pregnancy are particu larly amenable to antenatal prevention and correction. Throughout the prenatal period, keep in touch witb your doctor, and then follow his instructions. DRUGSTORE Thin 'is A'o. 3S of a Series "TeUino the Public About the Doctor' Weever Mel'racken sez that hits bin found out sence that a sertin young man, callin at the Nolan' home thai nite, become alarmed fer hiz oan safe ty; thinkin the father wuz comin in m 'im, he jumpt out at the door an' run fer dear life. He haint bin bacK sence. Hospital News Mrs. (Irover McElroy, of Waynes? ville, Koute 2, medical case, is improving. Harry L. Meln'yi", of Canton, oper ative case, is resting only fairly well. This haz shore bin a fine see-zun n hay feever victims sneezers, weepers an' snorters; that's bin so mutch rane I reckon hit sorter put a damper on the hay & so foarth. My mizery haz bin mutch better this summer, thank ye. Rut the ragweeds air jist now comin in, an' that with all the town singin' "Alexander's Ragweed Ban'," I've commenct sneez in' all-reddy. Wade Frazur sed he sorter had a hankerin' to go in swim in.' when we wuz down at the State park, near Wallholler, S. C, last wk. But after talkin' with the 'tendant, we give up the i-dee. I wuz afeerd I maut take a smotherin' spell in the water an' the 'tendant wuz a-feerd Wade mout flounder on a san'-bar an coodn't be gt off; still he sed it wuz all rite fer us to go in neer the bank an' pad dle aroun' with the childern. A CONTRAST Other Investments Ask A Dollar and Promise 3 Cents A Security Registered Policy Asks 3 Cents and Pays A Dollar Security Life and Trust Co. Wav H. PHELPS BROOKS ncsville, N. C. Phone 172 Palmer House ASHEVILLE OFFICE Room 277 Arcade Bldg. Neer Wallholler we saw a big apple orchard in full bloom, almos' . an' this is no. joke or fisherman's yarn. The orchard wuz the talk uv the country side. Hit seems that the trees did not bloom skeercely enny, in the Spring. So, about a month ago the ol' leaves started sheddin' an' new buds soon appeared! Then kum the bloom. Sum fokes say that the orchard won't bear a-tall ncx year, others say the trees will soon begin to die. Thus endeth another chapter uv the Hewman Side O' Life, UNKLE ABE. Post Scrip: Mr, Editur, When you have fully re-kovered from the above doast uv poitry, me an' Reed Kirklan' will put our heds t 'get her an' give ye sum more . . . that wood be mixt verce I reckon. I want to say rite here hit's v. s. the rools uv this kolyum to publish enny yarns taller than Unkle Abe can tell; so that eck-cludes Arie Mc Clure, G rover Hooper, Frank Howell, Lee Trantham an' a few others. All who wood like to hear about Arie's pullin' truck, Grover's baseball pitch in' an' Frank's groun' hawg ma-sheen will haff io see them in purson. THEWA mw IUNG WALL "WHS" mil ABOUT WHEdST ADVERTISING TOUiiUOKHIES Mis. Noia Sniiih, of Canton, med ical case, is in a fail- condition. Mis. Lillie Willi ims, of Waynesville, Rout' 2, operative case, is .'x.'tter. Mrs. J. R. Davis, of Clyde, opera tive case, is improving. Miss Mary Caldwell, of Waynesville, Route 2,-medical .case, is resting more comfortably. Miss Bonnie Mathson, of Canton, medical case, is better. Mitchell Seelcy, of Canton, medical case, is improving. Baby Lillian I. Brown, of Canton, Route 2, medical case, is resting fairly welL Carl Clark, of Canton, Route 1, surgical case, is resting better. Miss tienevive Smathers, of Canton, Route 1, operative case, is improving. .Mrs. Maggie Bramlett, of Hazel wood, medical case, is better. Mrs. Wade Rcroggs, of Canton, operative case, is in a good condition. Mrs. Tinnie Carver, of Waynesville, Route 2, medical case, is .better. Mrs. Hugh McCracken, of Canton, operative case, is resting more com-fortably. Mrs. Glen Honeycutt, of Waynes ville, Route 2, medical case, is better. The condition of Joe Rathbone, of Lake Jnaluska, medical case, is good. Mrs. Johnny Hill, of Clyde, Route 1, medical case, is resting fairly Well. Joe Francis, of Waynesville, Route Page 5 1, operative case, is improving. t lauile Hrown, surgical case, is making progress toward recovery Flowers, Mrs. Bessie Sorrells, Baby Rosemary Wyatt, Mrs. N. F. Sanford Mrs. Dave Duekett, of Waynesville, Route 1, medical case, is resting fairlv well. and babv. Mrs. Oshia Wilson. Mrs. Clyde H. Ray, Jr. and baby, Horace Shai pe, Ralph Evans, and Miss Emily Barrett. Miss Parilee Sanford, of Canton, operative case, is comfortable. John W. Roberts, of Candler, Route 1, operative case, is resting fairlv well. Miss Helen Owen, of Canton, oper tive case, is better. DISCIIRGED The following have been discharged from the Haywood County Hospital during the past week: Miss Janie Barker, Ray Cliason, Baby Marion Downs, Miss Virginia Rippetoe, Mis. Jennie Ray Breece, Mrs. F. E. Burgess, Mrs. Ma'ble Buchanan. Mrs. E. B. Woody, Mrs. W. R. Wells, .Master Boyce Walker, W. B. Lee, Weaver BIRTHS Mr. and Mrs. Sid Gibson, of Way nesville, Koute 1, announce the birth of a si n on September the Sth. Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Ketner, of Waynesville. Route 2, announce the birth of a daughter on September the Sth. . Mr. and Mrs. Ed White, of Mt. Sterling, announce the birth of a son on September the Sth. Mr. and Mrs. Homer Green, of Waynesville, Route 1, announce the birth of a son on September the UHh. We suppose all the machine thugs, the gangsters, the racketeers, the crooks, the liars, the scoundrels, who were talking that way about each oilier .loiini' the election campaign 'will now become good normal citizens. kif the country. Do Your Laundry the Easy, Ero nomical Way! All You Do Is PHONE 205 V?- I Send I s our DRY CLEANING LET THE L AI NDRY DO IT Ketter - Cheaper When you realize the elabo rate and expensive equipment and skilled workers maintain ed by us you'll know why the laundry can do it better. .! .1 Waynesville Laundry, Inc. IMIONE 205 J. W. KILLIAN BOYD AVENUE Most ""Troubles" Never Happen JJUR VOICK, when il l;ik-s a trip by telephone, navels ovei ;i ileliralelv l):ilanted and liiiily complex clcrlncal nyslein. Itomlicih ot tliinn' (oiild li:ipx-M lo hicak up your voice's p;ilh. MoM ol (linn never do. 1 'I iew polenli;il "liiilil-s ' ian:ly ui:ilerialic Ixiause die nicu who djicil and opeiaie your tdeplione system have not Ik'Cii salislied ilieiely IO tepaii damage aflei .11 lias taken plaie. I hey have demanded llial weak spols lc suiii;lil out and oiieud heroic-hand. All the nioc lccir lliousand .Soiithein Jtell c-inployes, in oncv way or anolhei, join in this illot t. Siihsc rilK'is' lines are checked perihcally liciin ibe local test IhkimK. I he iiiliicaie ecuipnieut in the central ollice is teslod cin Manilv, particulaily the relays and contacts. I ineii'enc y power sup plies are pioviiled. 1'inlciioiind rallies aie Idled Willi j;as to dctlec I li aks in the cable sliealh. Ac-nal cahlcs aie checked, open wire lines aic patrolled, lu Mop the "bleaks" liefoie they ikc nr. Men and money arc re-epmc-d to do this never ending job ot "preventive maintenance," but the work is m keeping with the llell System's aim to give you a telephone service that ' is more and mote " dec from rrrors, imperfections and delays." Southern Bell Telephone and Telegraph Co. INCORPORATED f AST- Wrecker Service Phone 52 -EXPERT ECONOMICAL DEPENDABLE ABEL'S GARAGE Products Ford Sales and Service Asheville Road 'I
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