NO. 41.
.FOURTH YEAR
THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
Page S
AS HE SEES THE
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f a K y
HUMAN SIDE O'LIFE
nvTiFUL" ON SAT. NITE
fli?M"fn at nite fall,
i1 ratrhed the crowds go by;
'tober rite, an' the street
y;;,ifui on Pv.de,. i.
the k-ya.s ank-yavs in the line-
UI , j i ikinlt. mout nieh:
Jtteppin along with a laff an'
Uke "The Bewtiful," thawt I.
., . i...,,i fokes by the
Snook an Allen's pass by ;
from Ratdiff too we see quite a
ft- ...
Bjt in all that's narry a sigh!
Thru Iron Duff, Fines Creek, ol' Crab-
tree . .
an' rn huv:
in town J'" - , -
Jonathan, Ivy Hill. Joonalusky-
others sun,
S,emin' with each other to vie.
R'ho sfZ, ".Notnin uoin in ynw-
villf."
i .. ..;liii..3 i- a lip
I eatnei a -Tui
last Sat. nite I saw this purty
site,
Ayooz-yal thing here that's why.
Yes, sir-ee.! Unkle Abe coodn't git
waited on at one stand an' had t' go
to an-nother. Then. I saw Bob Clark,
The "Cirkylator," goin' in an' out at
the barber shops tryin' to git a
shave . . sed he gest he'de haff to go
to Hazelwood. "They Say" sed
that fokes sot in each other's laps
at the picktur show, doubled up see?
I haint seed Jim Massie to ax if this
is so; but I don't think it is . . caze
I no John Fisher woodn't let 'em act
vulgar like that.
"LORD A MERCY!"
Hit's bein' whispered aioun' town
amung the fare seeks that hoop
skurts an' braces air comin' back in
stile, or hoop skurts an bussels, ma-by
ti7. They've alreddy bin seed in
Asheville, also on Skott's Cr, in Jack
son Co. So, Mr. Editur, hit jist looks
like we're doomed here in The Bew
tiful an' Haywood. I kno Waynes
ville will welkum hoop skurts & braces
or bussels, caze Waynesville wim
men like to be up to date. They'll
ware nee-hi, strate-jaekets, bare
skins, ostrick fethers, or fig leeves . .
ennything to be in fashun.
I had thawt that l'de like t' see
hoop skurts & bussels kum back jist
to see how it wood feel to live back
'bout 75 an' a hundred yeers ago; but
aiter the things got so close on me
(that is, if reports air troo) I changed
my mind. I think now l'de mutch
prefer to look at 'em in an ol' pick-
Eyes Examined
Glasses Fitted
127 Main St.
CONSULT
DR. R. KING HARPE
OPTOMETRIST
Wells Bldg.
For Appointment
Telephone 201
Canton, N. C.
YOU'LL NEED THAT
OVERCOAT
SOON HAVE IT
Cleaned Now
The secret of smart
dressing does not lie in
the size of your ward
robe . . . it's in appearance.
Waynesville Laundry, Inc.
PHONE 205
J. W. KILLIAN BOYD AVENUE
"Upside-down" Girl Grows Up
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Alyce Jane McHenry
Three year ago Alyce Jane McHenry received considerable news
paper attention because of her "upside-down" stomach. She was
taken to a Fall River, Mass., hospital for the operation that moved
the stomach from her chest cavity to Its correct position. Today,
Miss McHenry, perfectly normal, has blossomed Into a charming
young lady and now seeks a dramatic career either on the stage or
In the movies. She Is shown In New York.
fur album.
Les jist a-niagine, Mr. Editur,
sum o the jokes we kno in noop
skurts wimmcn 1 mean, o' koree!
1 wood like to see Sam Queen pull off
a square dance with hoop skurts an'
bussels on the gals, 1 mean, not
Sam. On tother han' 1 kno sum ol'
gals that the hoop skurts an' bussels
wood help 100 pur sent.
Sum fokes have the i-dee that theze
kontrapshuns will only be fur evenin'
ware. That is, the wimmen will
ware .clothes all day, to cook, keep
hous, shop, clerk, an' drive in v. on
up till say 'bout 6 or 7 o'clock. Then
they'll store the k-yar, put all the
fuinichur in 1 room, take off the door-
facin', put on their kontrapshun an'
proseed to have sum kind uv a party
or funkshun that wood fit said kon
trapshun . . what it wood be, th
Lord only knoze!
Hospital News
Calvin Shepard, of Canton, opera
tive ease, is resting well.
Miss Pearl Lewis, of Waynesville
Route 1, operative case, is better.
operative case, is better.
The condition of Mrs. E. Moody,
of Canton, Route 2, surgical case, is
good.
Mrs. H. M. Jones, of Waynesville,
Route 2, operative case, is improving.
Master Garner Haney, of Clyde,
Route 1, surgical case, is resting more
comfortably.
Fred Tucker, of Waynesville, Route
2, operative case, is better.
Mrs. Boyee Green, of Canton, Route
1, operative ease, is resting fairly
well.
Mrs. Zeb Woody, medical case, is
some better.
DISCHARGED
Among those discharged from the
Haywood County Hospital during the
week were the following: Miss
Rachal Pressley, Master Tommy Ball,
Miss Bessie Faye Taylor, Mrs. John
Huff and baby, Miss .Mary Smathers,
Ralph Crawford, Mis. Lidge Frank
lin and baby, Mrs. James Swayngim,
Mrs. Bea Massie and baby, Mrs.
James Kundlemnn and baby. Miss Vla
eria Early, Mrs. C. T. Wells, Mrs.
James Fisher, Mrs. Reeves Rathbone.
Mrs. Harry Tlott, Caivin West,
Kelley Wright, Mrs. Nelson Israel
and baby, Miss Mizell Wells, Mrs. W.
ATI ENDING NURSES MEETING
Miss Theodosia Mud, supervisor of
nursing in the district health depart
ment and Miss Clara B. McCall, public
health nurse of Haywood county, left
yesterday for Asheville, where they
are attending the state nurses con
vention which is in session at the Van
derbilt Hotel.
J, Rhinehart, Mrs. O. R. Finger, ind
Mrs. R. E. Coffey.
BIRTHS
Mr. and Mrs. Joe Howell announ
ce the birth of a daughter on October
the 7th.
Mr. and Mrs. Chris Rrown, of Can
ton, announce the birth of a son on
October the 9th.
SAVE -MONEY THIS WAY
Stop worrying about the cost of
new shoes. We can rebuild your
old shoes anil give months of com
fortable wearing. The rout is ski.
Champion Shoe
Shop
Mm. Leoim Durkett, Manager
NEXT TO WESTERN UNION
Mrs. Mable Buchanan, of Lake Ju
naluska, medical case, is improving.
The condition of Ben MeKinnish, of
Clyde, medical case, is good.
L. E. Sanford, of Canton, medical
case, is resting fairly well.
Beat "Old Man Winter" to the Punch!
Dow
to
too
t
ouv
Play it safe this year ; Don't let "Old Man ;
Winter" sneak , up on you and catch you
: with an empty coal bin. When the first cold
morning comes, it will be too late to avoid
. the rush.
It won't be long now so place your order
today and your heating worries will be gone.
We are equipped to give you prompt de-
livery.
PHONE 27
2 7 2
WAYNESVILLE COAL CO.
Higher Quality at Lowest Cost
If they do kum back in stile, fokes
Vengance is mine. Unkle Abe an'
sum more fellers has dun made it up.
We're a-goiii' to git us sum swaller
tale coats, 'gator shooze an' high
hats . . then we'll grow burn-sides
an' bust in on ever bussel party we
can find. Yes, sir-ee!
To Dave Cabe, Lee Trantham, Wade
Frazur, L. N. Davis, Rev. Laiulrum,
Mrs. H. Rotha, Mrs. Strange, Misses
Wihna Hoyle and Ila Greene, Joe
Davis, II. C. Wilburn an' Mrs. Jim
Bradshaw, I'm. glad you air injoyin'
this kolyuin.
An' so long
till nex wk.
UNKLE ABE.
OBEYING ORDERS
During Fleet exercises, a small
floating object passed one of the bat
tleships, and the officer of the watch
asked the lookout what it was.
"Only a piece of wood, sir," came
the reply.
"What!" roared the officer. "Only
a piece of wood! How do you know
there isn't a submarine under it?
Don't you know your duty yet?
You Ye there to report everything
you see, not to think!"
A short time passed and then the
look-out hailed the officer.
"Nine seagulls passing overhead in
formation.," he shouted. -Answers.
The movie barons are making no
mistake:' in usinc the newspapers to
launch an extensive advertising pro
gram to "emphasize the essential
nlace movies have come to occupy in
the life of the nation.
Mrs. D.-'Z. Candler, medical ease,
is some better.
Clyde Ray, of Hazelwood, medical
case, is resting more comfortably.
Bill Caldwell, of Clyde, medical
case, is in a fairly good condition.
Mrs. A. J. Edwards, of Canton,
medical case, is resting more comfortably.
Miss Frances Woody, of Canton,
The, Physician's
MICROSCOPE
mid Whal il llolp
o Curo
Scfc and I'ri'Yciit
Manv diseases arc due directly to fterms, which can
be studied and identified under the microscope.
For instance, diphtheria derms can only be identi
fied under the microscope. Then the patient is
given Antitoxin, and life thereby quickly saved.
Tumors removed and studied under the micro
scope can be identified as harmless tissue or posi
tively ascertained to contain cancer cells. When
discovered in time, it is often possible to prevent
further spread of this dread disease.
Tests of blood and bodily secretions, under the
microscope, tells the trained physician without a
doubt of the presence of typhoid, malaria, tubercu
losis, syphilis and many other germ diseases.
Only a few illustrations wherein humanity Is Indebted
to the department of scientific medicine known ik
iwtholofty and microscopy. Medical research and
practice would be greatly handicapped without tnem
CESS
DRUGSTORE
Tit in in A'o. 40 of a Serien "Telling th I'lihlie About the Doctor.
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