AY, DECEMBER 1, 1938
THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER
Pae 3
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Odd" ColIc2C Co-ed
AS HE SEES THE
HUMAN SIDE 0 L1FF
I hope ye all had a I
Purty good at I
"SLOW!"
On the S.
i . ... i..,f'iivin . runy guu
side uv
an
the mount'in
air
' V better than hit wuz in '32 an , theze 3 sines kloce Cgether: "SPEED
vnitect them Turkey's-givin' ; LIMIT 55 MILES . . SLOW
IN' ROAD.'' Jist as well -U fokes"
mat, nir. taitur, a
not eaze we had
We killed our or
jre-'Kollect
" tno.
Lhe got so pore he coodn't
..i,n wife saw the rooster
'(,, pore to make soop she giv
0 w .i,,, ThfT u;hnt?
-the cat an
...... on' ftflUiT W11Z Kn
' i, .w ,liHn't hav streneth
to lick the bones! .
T eollered our biskits with
'jjlerrj- sauce a.. -
ennvthine- elm-
caze moast uv 'em don't pay no 'ten
sion to the sines no wav.
... ;ip I had a turkey nite mare
ll multitude uv peeple, incloodin'
jli Abe, had siarieu uui, iu hiu
..: .. HlfAimav with
that rrospemj
dinner pale, 2 k-yars, & so
Li. Aiter while we got to whir
com see a man wnt iuuivi unc
Lieut Hoover hizself , -holdin' out
. ' ooa luiiiKu
Lii.houted. Gloary be!" an start-
Utlie ru"! but when we reacnt the
Lr he had drawed Prosperity back
mother Korner
1fhy this is the promist korner,
art it fokes
"Vm" replide sumbody, "but les'
Lie reach the corner on ahead
I
mm nomin tj, uui. on ui
trudged still in good hart; but
is tore hie! when we got tnar it
L not to be had . . the man with
k promist Prosperity wuz still fur-
Ik ahead at a-notner Korner. ao,
A' weak an' awful Hungry, we
til awn each other like kannibals!
Vsed I woke in a rage shoutin
I want turkey 1 want turKeyr
"WATER BUCKET'S DRY"
I notis that a sertin woman in
Firginny had travelled U the distance
round the earth in cariyin water
ii um ner spring to the hous;
seein nit wuz up hill, her
puu wuz equal to climbin
5 times.
an'
up-grade
Mt Everet
'Number 183's fur trile, yer 'Onner
. that's the goat case," sed the
Mm.
Ithawt we disposed uv that," re-
the judge.
this is a-nother goat, Hot
k one what wuz lynched in the
pive yard," sed John.
Mr. Editur, I can tell a man er wo-
jw what's yooce to snuff in their lip
(das they take the witness stan,;
an like they don't kno what to
I with their mowth, 'thout snuff in
l in' they kaint never git it fixt
a to testify.
XTO0R-"
He ol'Turnpike this side the S. C.
below Cashers, an' the Wall-
Jer road below Highlan's wuz
rii under konstruckshun this time;
I had to de-toor at Cashers via
iRckens . . jist Trout 67 miles fur
! that's all.
Well, that's what I call goin' to
the spring! Howsumever, I think my
Jorgy woman wood prob'ly beet that
reck-ord . I meen that woman ,w
East o' Clayton hooze hous I pass
sumtimes. I stoppt to git sum water
1 day an' the woman told m.. ihnr
wuzn't enny water 'bout the hous
"Wow come? I axt.
"Well, mister, if ve nortu hnvu t,-
hit is frum here to the snrino- vn:u.
onder-stan'," sez she; "you'll see it
aa ye go on . . jist this side the furst
hous, left side o' the road."
Well, I went on. an' at the nev
hous I axt a boy how the woman ever
made out to tote water that disbinre
up hill at that
"Well, they sorter work in sniffs."
sed the boy, . . "thar's jist the ol'
man an hiz wife. Furst the ol' man
gits up TSout 1:00 a. m., an' starts to
the spring, so's he can git back in
time with the breckfas' water; then
aiter breckfas' the ol' woman puts
on her dinner to cook an she takes a
turn at it, arrivin' back at the hous
in time fur dinner. The water yoozly
gives out "bout 4:00 p. m."
"Well, haw do they make out till
mornin'?" I axt the boy.
"Didn'Schu see all th"tn skint
sapplin's 'round the hous?" sez he,
"thar's a hundred er more."
"Yes, wha cauzed all that?"
"That's haw mutch bark they-ve
chawed up tryin' to satisfy their
thurst frum 4:00 p. m. till mornin."
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i uiHia Auue Jauies
When Patricia Anne James of
Cuyahoga Falls, O., registered at
Kent State university, Kent, O.,
four weeks late, little did she real
ize how "odd" her registration
was. It so happened that there
were 1,204 men registered at the
university and 1,204 women. Miss
James thus becomes the "odd"
woman at the university.
Hospital News
Artnur Hyatt, operative case, is
resting very comfortably.
The condition of Bob Phillips, of
Waynesvillc, Route 2, operative case,
is fairly good.
Miss Lcnora Hughes, of Canton,
operative case, is resting well.
Mrs
Koute
Kerry Hoatherly, of Canton,
1, medical case, is better.
Mack
case, is
Cannon, of Canton, medical
improving.
Miss Mary Johnston, of Hazelwood,
medical case, is resting fairly well.
Baby Bobby Suttles, medical case,
is some better.
The condition of Master Jimmy
Early, of Cove Creek, medical case, is
TRANSACTIONS IN
Real Estate
(As Recorded to Monday Noon
of this Week)
I travel one Jorgy -road that's so
lonesum that when ye do by chance
meet sumbody, they stop an' then
want to git out, swap t'backer an'
whittle with ye awhile.
Hit seems that Clayton don't hav
enny trubble in eck-stendin' the sitty
limits . . looks like they'de dun tuck
in sum more mt. sides, fields an'
muddy road lately. I sugges, Mr.
Editur, that our sitty fathers go
j down an lum the trick hit's dun by . .
I
'j YOU'LL WANT TO LOOK
YOUR BEST DURING THE
HOLIDAY SEASON . . .
So right now is the time to
call one one three and have us
get your garments and reno
vate them for you.
(Stop in and see us at
our new location)
CENTRAL
CLEANERS
Beaverdam Township
0. M. Hampton, et ux, to J. C,
Phillips, et ux.
J. M. Abbott, et ux, to Neal Flblw.
et ux.
J. M. Abbott, et ux, to Nod Fihcr.
et ux.
J. M. Abbott, et ux, to Neal Flshe.
et ux.
J. C. Fisher, et ux, to T. M. Press
ley, et ux.
Annie Rhodarmer. et al, to W. C.
Donaldson, et ux.
East Fork Township
Warren R. Reed, et ux, to Kather
ine M. Reed.
H. C. Heatherly to James Hcathif-
ly. .-
Fines Creek Township
W. Carmen Fincher, et ux, to T. J.
Fincher, et ux.
Ivy Hill Township
Pink Carpenter to Dave Brown.
et al.
Waynesville Township
Alice Stringfield to N. M. Davis,
et ux.
Rufus Ball to Bryson Ball, et ux.
Emily A. Siler to Francis Wyatt,
et ux.
Paul, R. Scott, et ux, Dorothy to
J. E. Rose.
DISCHARGED
Among those discharged from the
Haywood County Hospital during the
past week are the following: Verlin
Dills, Mrs. W. T. T. Medford, Mrs.
S. II. Melton, Homer Hall, Miss
Gwendolyn Plemmons. Mrs. W. F.
Fore, Lee Gaddy, Mr$. H. B. Willis,
Mrs. ulenn Hunter, Miss Theora
Cook, Mrs. Leon Henry, Miss Paul
ine Chambers, Roman Messer, Mrs.
Letha Caldwell, Mrs. E. J. Recce, Mrs.
E. B. Rickman, Mrs. Francis Garren,
Mrs. Clayton Trantham, Mrs. P. E.
HayneB, J. H. Lowe, and Mrs. B. F.
Murray.
nounce the birth of a son on Novem
ber the 24th.
Mr. and Mrs. Norman McClure an
nounce the birth of a son, on Novem
ber the 28th.
The Depr : unent of Agriculture has
announced that 37,000,000,0000 eggs
were laid last year. Exclusive of
course of theatrical production.
Wonder what Hitler will do with
the Equator when he gets to moving
it around?
One of the delightful things about
the world crisis is that no country
seems to be suffering from anything
that credit won't herp.
WHAT A
CHRISTMAS
PRESENT
THAT WOULD
BE...
For us to relieve you of that big bug-a-boo of wash
ing and ironing during 1939.
Talk to father about it.
Do not overlook our wonderful dry cleaning.
We guarantee to make you satisfied.
UIRTHS
Mr and Mrs. Frank Smith, of Cove
Creek, announce the birth of a
daughter on November the 22nd.
Mr. and Mrs. Bob Keener, of Joe,
announce the birth of a daughter on
November the 2Urd.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Jones, an-
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Waynesville
Laundry, Inc.
j. w.
PHONE 205
Killian Boyd Ave.
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Haywood County Ep worth
League Union To Meet
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Love of nets is a fine rhino, hut if everv lover of
animals realized that a properly enforced muzz
ling law could wipe out rabies, the lives of many
animals, as well as human lives, would be saved.
""'" oi hvdrODhohial ix an arnre. and ran d v fatal, in-'
ectlOUS dl!U3iGi mu mmn. AA Kur nftun fnunil in
ts, wolves, foxet and coyotes.
Lhe. '"ectlous agent, from the saliva, is carried into the flesh
anH lt,en aninal or person. This poison travels by nerves
na spina cord into the brain. Development of the disease
nes greatly, anywhere from two weeks to two years,
hen a person is bitten by ANY animal, DO NOT kill the
m.,11' have ,h head examined this Is a fairly good
i r , a ' but not certain. It is far safer to pen the animal
I nd.,ake 8ood care of toT 'east ten days. If the animal
thT' re is no danger from rabies: if the animal dies, give
i IP7M)n who was b'tten treatment against rabies There
no Uanger of rabies developing in ten days, while observing
'"l.SUsPed animal, unless the persori is bitten about the
..I. .r neaa- In this case, start treatment at once, while
ooservintf k. i .. .. . ,n,...,t
if:, ,. animal, ii k lives .ten oajs, siup n.o"-
" continue tre
The Haywood County Epworth
League Union will meet at the First
Methodist church here on Monday
evening the 5th, at 7:I!0, according to
an announcement made "oy the pres
ident, George Swearingen.
The Maple Grove League will be
in charge -of the program. The sub
ject under discussion will be: "The
Song."
Delegations of young -'people- from
the Methodist churches throughout
the county are expected to attend .the
meeting here Monday night. A spe
cial invitation is extended to the
leagues in the county that have not
been members of the county wide organization.
Mussolini won't be at the confer
ence, but he likes to Pan America.
Democracy is Wearing down what
with only 280. odd House seats and
all the petstoflkes.
A proposed plan to picket billboards
with nudists bids fair to take the
eyes of visitors off unsightly bill
boards.
. continue treatment.
Tk
DRUG STORE
of a Series "Telling the l ubhc Ahonl the Doctor
A new elandular "snuff" cure for
stomach ulcers is not to be sneezed at.
caze V aynesviile railly needs to in-
large her limits,
The Clayton Tribyoon houzea in
a cheep , plane buildin', boarded up
an' down sorter like a saw mill shack,
is located by a R. R. sidin' neer the
deepo. . Their Sunday eJdishun is
prob'ly so bulky that they had to
print neer the deepo so's they cood
make the males on time.
Doe Nick,; Jist returned frum a
bare hunt in the Toe river seckshun
last wk. wuz a-tellin' how hiz party
chased a bare
"Well, did-ju see whir Unkle Alf
Jolly jumpt Toe river the time he
sed the Y'ankees got aiter 'ira?" I axt.
"Hush up, Unkle Abe, I'm not inter-ri
ested in yourn an' Grover Davis's
yarns" -
"No don't bother 'im," sez Dr.
Alexander, "he's about to git mixt up
in hiz tale ennyway."
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As we enter into our third Christmas season in
Waynesville, we recall our first Christmas here.
Housed in a small shop, we served as Waynesville'?
only jewelery store. While we had stocked many items,
we were far from being a modern store.
Our repair department worked over time in order
to accomodate and to be a convenience to th' citixens of
this community, and very often we made adjustments
to glasses without charge (we still do), because we
want to be of service.
But above all, we saw to it that the quality of our
merchandise from stock and our workmanship from
our repair department always satisfied, and price was
our second consideration; Working on this principal,
we won the confidence of our customers, and then it
was that we were no longer satisfied with our small
quarters, and launched out making heavy investments
in building us a store and installing fixtures that would
give us a jewelery store that would be creditable to a
town three times as large as Waynesville.
Some have told us that our heavy investment in
property and equipment Would not be justified by the
potential jewelery business in Waynesville. However,
we had decided to make this our home, and we would
never be satisfied until we had done our part to make a
.-'""; better community.
. Our list of satisfied customers is growing steadily,
and daily. We have never sacrificed quality for price.
Our services have been increased, our stock more than
trebbled, so this year we are better prepared than ever
to fill your needs with jewelery.
; '" let us suggest, that ihis.Chriistmas,. that ypU' give
jewelery from Chandler's a name that stands lot
quality, a name that will carry prestige.
You give pride-of-posession when your gift is of
jewelery. It's that subtle pleasure and inner satisfac
tion gained through ownership of things acknowledg
ed by all to be fine and genuine.
This added quality in jewelery makes it the per
fect expression of the Christmas spirit. That's why
a personal gift of jewelery from Chandler's will ex
press your sentiments so beautifully.
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CHANDLER
PHONE 19
&
Credit Jewelers
COMPANY
MAIN STREET
TWO STORES TO SERVE YOU EFFICIENTLY
Chandler and Company
WAYNESVILLE, N. C.
Chandler and Hawkins
CANTON, N. C.