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THE WAYNES VILLE MOUNTAIN EEK
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Shirley Gets Honor
JsD AS HE SEES THE
HUMAN SIDE O'UFE
ir 'in the average magazine
B i, ve leen or make ye
j make e iem
fit . .1 Ir.Aia
. tilV MUM. M jw.w
fcr.that'. o-mve." we often see
"7 L, fn,m Maine to Tennysee.
liindertame, nock-need er ill;
" .ide-not fit to kiu;
Dun, tr0S8 1 i..w.- Jam . .
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.kM no dinerei'.c, .
o' uitpr not wate a-nother
nffpr is withdrawn.
eye failed in life? Oh, why giv
uv . .
li Tfer the "course'-hit's almoas"
free
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but why should you care, if your
condition. . .and
: tki,'TO not. it takes so
little to have us repair them right.
Always the Dcsi gues " uu
work.
Champion Shoe
Shop
iir. I. nma Duckett. Manager
NEXT TO WESTERN UNION
Find welth an' joy an' liber-tee!
Soon you'll have "new leece on life"
You'll shout fer joy an' kiss yore
wife.
Aig-in, why work fer a little wage?
Thar's a "new in-venshun, all the
rage;"
Fifty a week, with kommishun too
An', kourse, thar's nothin' mutch to do
Soon you'll be manager then, bv
heck,
Money will roll in by the peck!
Or foolish, dum kaint think yore
name?
Then don't de-spair an' hide in shame;
Fer the little sum uv a dollar green
They whet yore mind up 'lert an'
keen.
Then why be stupid, slow an' thick
When you can be so "smart" an'
quick!
Air ye 'lone an' pinin' fer a wife?
Git one by mailshe'll bless yer life!
Sum air sorter old perhaps cold
feet;
But they're all "intelligent" an' swcot
Thar's Sue, a dear, Kathaleene an'
Jo,
An' Belle, up North, who huz the
dough.
But write thiB minet don't delay;
Jist sine the kew-pon mail today!
KT Ml
least H as mutch 'tenshun; but when
a man gits to raisin' 2 dawgs to 1
"kid" we objeck to the ra-show.
OBSER-VASHUNS:
Mr. Editur, I notis whir Dr Robt.
A. Milikan uv Vol. sez that fillin'
sta-shun operators hav improved the
manners an' court'sy uv the American
publlck more than all the colleges
"I can tell ever siggyrette stub
what's bin throde down by a woman,"
sed my fren' Muze.
"How?" I axt.
"Furst by the paint on it, an' seek
on', the stub is a leetle bit shorter
than the men moas' ginerally smoke
em."
That is troo, fokes, caze ALL wim
men what smoke also paint, but all
them what paint don't smoke.
Thar's 2 kinds uv shows what alius
bring the wimmen out, flower shows
an' baby shows. But, kum-to-think-uv?it,
baby shows ortn't to be allow
ed 'thout the daddies bein' prezent . .
"Beer is better now than it wuz at
furst," sed the husban', "it's not so
green."
"It's still green," replide his wife
"green at bowth ends."
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Shirley Tempts
To Shirley Temple, screen Juvr
nlla, goes the high honor of br
lng grand marshal of the Tourna
ment of Roses parade, Jan. 2
1939, which precedes the annua)
Rose Bowl game. Shirley wa
presented with her official badge
in an Informal ceremony on the
porch of her bungalow In Holly
wonrt. Shirley Is the only child,
ever accorded this honor.
"I notis that all the merchants air
puttin' on sales now," obzerved the
farmer's wife, "we git a sirkler
necrly ever day; an all the sales seem
to be 'bout the iamr "
"All the same 'cept the name'
interrupted the farmer "they cood
jist swap names on the sirklers an'
not kno the difference.
I heer that S'ciety fokes in Ashe
ville air now huntin' possum stylish,
see? One thing 1 bet-cha, if S'ciety
don't draw the line at skunks they'll
shore turn up their nose!
An' now
S'long,
UNKLE ABE.
Unauthorized Advertising
Being Fraudently Sought
Reliable information has been re
ceived from the commanding officer,
district "C," CCC, Ft Oglethorpe,
Ga., that an individual is active in the
Southern states in the solicitation of
advertising for the C. C. C, thus per
petrating a fraud, who solicits adver
tising in the name of any part of the
Miss Hardin Makes Honor
Roll At Lees-McRae College
Miss Mary Lou Hardin, of Waynes
ville, Route 1, was awarded honora
ble mention on the honor roll at Lees
McRae College for the scholastic
work of the first quarter, which end
ed last week.
Miss Hardin graduated from Bethel
Hisrh School in the class of '37. She
ary Society, und member of the stu
dent council and dramatic club. She
is a freshman at Lees-McRae this
year.
C. C. C. is entirely without authority, j was president of the Victorian Liter
If anyone seeks such business it will
be appreciated if the merchant will no
tify the commanding officer of the?
nearest CCC camp as well as the
local civil authorities in order that
the individual may be apprehended.
A person previously operating in
the manner described was apprehend
ed nnd is now serving a sentence ia a
fedeiul penitentiary.
The
years.
life of a swan is ut least 50
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AT LEAST ONCE A YEAR
Thert arc few diseases not curable (o a large extent, II taken
in time. Early eymptoms of Briftht'e disease are plain to the
physician, but not to the layman.
, Tuberculosis can be detected in the early staftes, by a thorough
. . physical examination. Anemia, with its attendant cause, le
properly definable only from thorough study. Cancer can
1 be prevented and cured in many cases by the physician having
a chance at it in time. Serious heart trouble can often be
voided, If the doctor Is given an opportunity to treat condi
tions leading up to it.
It It unnecessary for a physician to make a complete eiami
nation of every patient who consults him, but for your own
protection, you should have a complete and reassuring physi
cal examination at least once year.
Remember, the doctor can not know all about you and your
condition, just because you tell him your name und addrees.
him a real opportunity to keep you well.
w i .Vo. 49 of a Series "Telling the Public About the Dctor
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in the kuntry.
Well, that's a deel to say . . an'
if it's enny ways neer troo, is a slam
on our colleges. Enny way, hit set
me to thinkin':
I hav node boys who hail no more
manners than to beet on the table an'
.shout, "Butter! ' kaint-chu heer?". But
aitor bitten a job at a Fillin' sta-shun
wood soon be tippin' their cup an'
with a smile, say, "Thank you . . .
huny back, pleeze."
!len Parmer sez he's gettin' a lot
o' '-suggeschuns from interested siti
7.tns in re-gards to the kind uv Mad
Dawg law Haywood Co. orter hav . .
suggeschuns ux a tax all the way
frum 3 dollars to 25. Well, now, hit
seems to me that the last named Ag
gers is goin' a leetle too strong; five
di'llars eab'm three, wood do the
work all 'rite if strictly .inforced.
Whitch rcmines me uv the man in
this Co. on relecf .whooze reported to
have 8 or 10 dawgs.
We kaint fall out with a man, Mr.
Editur, s'long as he keeps the num
ber uv hiz childern up with that uv
hiz dawgs . . an' gives the childern at
Did You See Santa
When He Arrived
In Town
Saturday?
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Well h a foot. Clothes
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nicely preyed, and not a spot on them.
g1 Why not do like Santa wear neatly pressed, and
proPwly cleaned clothes.
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vice can be kept .within. '-their means.
The cost is determined 'by the -furnishings.'
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