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tttr WAYNESYILLE MOUNTAINEER THURSDAY, JANUARY 16, l9
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' DONALD DUCK . n
Friends My son wants to be an
automobile racer. What shall I dot
Pink Hooper Don't stand in his
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At least, Mr. Bunce should be
eared of reckless driving! (from
Smithfield, Va Gazette.)
Mr. Bunce related the circum
stances concerning his marriage. "I
ran over Mrs. Bunce with my au
tomobile before were were marri
ed. he said, "and within six weeks
we decided to get married. Now
we hate each other."
"A soft answer turneth away
The Negro witness was being
cross-examined about a former
Counsel Do you suggest he is a
Negro I could say he is a
thief, sah, but I do say dis, if I was
chicken, an I saw him toafin'
around, I'd sure roost high!
Daniel Webster once said: A
Diplomat is a person who is ap-
pointed to avert situations that I
would never occur if there were no
"The wife who drives from the
Wk wit of the car." declares a
courageous Reidsville man, "isnt a
bit worse than the husband who
cooks from the dining-room table."
American Sailor Battleships
why, the flagship of our navy is
so big that the captain goes around
the deck in his car.
British Sailor You ought to see
or flagship. Have a look at the
kitchen. It's so large the cook has
to go through the Irish stew in a
submarine to see if the potatoes
. Jones was talking to some friends
of a fishing trip he was contem
plating on his holiday.
Friend Are there any trout up
Jones (enthusiastically) Trout?
Thousands of 'em.
Friend Will they bite easily?
Jones Will they ? Why, they're
absolutely vicious! A man has to
hide behind a tree to bait his hook.
Officer (instructing the daily ex
ercise) Now men, lie on your
backs and work your feet as though
you were on a bicycle.
One recruit stops.
Officer Why did you stop?
Recruit I'm coasting, sir.
In a modern bedroom colored mir
rers, contrasting with pastel wall
panels, may be used. One interest
tag combination is effected by the
setting al large pink -tinted mirrors
into walls formed by apple-
insulating color panels.
Mountain Joe ...
Meit Thursday Hider will eele-
rata his eight year reign in Ger
many. We are glad they hare hua
wrtx there. We dont like his ideas
ever here, bat when we see a coun
try have to pot up with such
dictator, H makes u mighty happy
that we live in a county like Hay
wood, a state like North Carolina,
and a country like the good old
We like to run our own business
in these parts and enjoy life the
little time man is allotted here. We
are ready to fight if it comes to
that to protect our blessings bk
T HE'S GOT
this country, but we hope we dont
have to ever tote a gun again in a
war. ' -
In the meantime 70a can de
fend on us down here at Burgin'a
to carry on in the same old relia
able manner, trying to please our
customers and keep 'ens happy and
contented with our Bet-rice.
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Don't bother about what to plan for dessert to-day or
of our new delicious Butter BrazU Nut Ice Cream, just
VEAH.HB SAID I PUT
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even tomorrow. Order some
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By Perry L. Crosk,
flavor with rich cream.
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