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.:.J- tttr WAYNESYILLE MOUNTAINEER THURSDAY, JANUARY 16, l9 Fkel . , .- .. ; ; . 1 -1 : : t .- . - - " : V By Walt Dfea-1 ' DONALD DUCK . n .-iVSatiled.::- I- Friends My son wants to be an automobile racer. What shall I dot Pink Hooper Don't stand in his s way. I ONI J I ooN'Tf J ' ' CJ) VYK WONT HURT Y' ) ' : - YPLEASE! j V V. VWAJCH.THIS! yS V N ; , 1 : 1 1 y 1. 1 J, ! j' 1 j i . f. ! f 1 i ! i i At least, Mr. Bunce should be eared of reckless driving! (from Smithfield, Va Gazette.) Mr. Bunce related the circum stances concerning his marriage. "I ran over Mrs. Bunce with my au tomobile before were were marri ed. he said, "and within six weeks we decided to get married. Now we hate each other." "A soft answer turneth away wrath:" The Negro witness was being cross-examined about a former friend- Counsel Do you suggest he is a thief? Negro I could say he is a thief, sah, but I do say dis, if I was chicken, an I saw him toafin' around, I'd sure roost high! Daniel Webster once said: A Diplomat is a person who is ap- pointed to avert situations that I would never occur if there were no Diplomats, "The wife who drives from the Wk wit of the car." declares a courageous Reidsville man, "isnt a bit worse than the husband who cooks from the dining-room table." American Sailor Battleships why, the flagship of our navy is so big that the captain goes around the deck in his car. British Sailor You ought to see or flagship. Have a look at the kitchen. It's so large the cook has to go through the Irish stew in a submarine to see if the potatoes are cooked. . Jones was talking to some friends of a fishing trip he was contem plating on his holiday. Friend Are there any trout up there? Jones (enthusiastically) Trout? Thousands of 'em. Friend Will they bite easily? Jones Will they ? Why, they're absolutely vicious! A man has to hide behind a tree to bait his hook. Officer (instructing the daily ex ercise) Now men, lie on your backs and work your feet as though you were on a bicycle. One recruit stops. Officer Why did you stop? Recruit I'm coasting, sir. Colored Mirror In a modern bedroom colored mir rers, contrasting with pastel wall panels, may be used. One interest tag combination is effected by the setting al large pink -tinted mirrors into walls formed by apple- insulating color panels. Mountain Joe ... Meit Thursday Hider will eele- rata his eight year reign in Ger many. We are glad they hare hua wrtx there. We dont like his ideas ever here, bat when we see a coun try have to pot up with such dictator, H makes u mighty happy that we live in a county like Hay wood, a state like North Carolina, and a country like the good old U.S. A. We like to run our own business in these parts and enjoy life the little time man is allotted here. We are ready to fight if it comes to that to protect our blessings bk Creen T HE'S GOT P IT! f OUR J$xAjJ ads V JHEJOB this country, but we hope we dont have to ever tote a gun again in a war. ' - In the meantime 70a can de fend on us down here at Burgin'a to carry on in the same old relia able manner, trying to please our customers and keep 'ens happy and contented with our Bet-rice. BUR GIN BROTHERS WE DELIVER F&ent 334 At The Dfpt I Vfegf.QWi:;pq WerW Riftw RTI I T I i r i -nilll -in . riinn.i nn 1,1 it. ,.rt . . I , -In Tj i i i i i m hi " . 1 . " ". " -"" . ..' .. " Bv Perrv 1. TrncK- I SKIPPY . - ' I I T .r. a .ly SJ I HE AIMT AFRAID Of) Fill r 1 I i mii ii n.. I in hi . i iii ii i Lwnrpcw5 i i Y.st-.k-,.i viy . 'swrs i 4 . i U HI . 1.1 : :-Sm l. VT U'l i I I v. i II ,- II 1 . r , . -i-im , ni . i ' , " ... .... : : " I POLLY AND HEft PALS ;:- ;.:y;: j : 'v-- ' v ; " V".-.' -: ' 'vyV; '': . -: ':' y- '-ET MISS JOS)E V fWLJS I NOWtXJRUN AUDNaPOLUjL (.S J I I ' o O l15 1 H I H SHE SAW OU S V-ITHAT, MISS JOSIE AN' ME j-fjPZ O oJS AND THINGS-.. K N6LACTN.LeXSO?T UNDOUBTEDLV HAVE r5!f"Pr'C' 0;ASS JOSIE QVESJV .f5 s; rrrzsD i r 'i , piitv ?w rr M mWU iWmmM 'A3mm AUU DONALD DUCK By Walt Disng Kboo-hoo if you hd K iC73TN 1 1 you're so sweet to ) 1 fcfl hetrustep TtO! MY DRIVING YOU'D LET J fvoij VVIN I 1 N M' 0 BYEri v V-S DUM,a X - CH Av A '" ' 1 i M IBBBWBllaBBfeiJ ti SI I I. - ' - - . " 1 1 hSMaM-BaBBBBBBlBBBBSBBBBBBBBBMBBMaiaiiB aiBBMAaBlSBBbABtMliaBbisKBlaHBT mmmammmmmmammmmtalmmmm SKIPPY I HEAR YDO AN RAY AinY PEAKIN f 1 POLLY AND HER PALS inkssma (T" ItsinSIN lS-) -iL: 7as stTaTix a PATTERN'D BE )? JUST THE rtf i "TH' HOMBRE ) V. IA,JEHtS?-.1Di ' ( DEODES E662ACKLV ) Don't bother about what to plan for dessert to-day or of our new delicious Butter BrazU Nut Ice Cream, just VEAH.HB SAID I PUT CARPET TACKS ON THE FLOOR T THE NIGHT T I V I r I I I'PkTTa MIV Mr I I IWI (Junf rntwft vndicatr. Inc. . 010 Va7 L I HAVE SOME I f S-r-TTV I I WIN 1 I I Copt JPtKf L &orir. World nchu fntrwd. IT even tomorrow. Order some that right blend By Perry L. Crosk, WAX WALNUT flavor with rich cream. . it .'-. J
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