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THURSDAY, MARCH 13, THE WAYNES VILLE MOUNTAINEER Page 14 DONALD DUCK -:mil&i :- gARSE THROUGH SW1NGIN' POOH MOKE : anp forset, TKOUBUE, SiZ Junior Daddy, what to a traitor UHCA Senior A traitor to a man who ponalp! leave our party and goes over l A ftnAV ATI A. , Junior Well, then, what is a man who leaves 1111 pany anu cumco By Walt IX nr ( over to yours I Senior A convert, my boy. Obviously While examining a class in gram mar the inspector wrote a sentence on the blackboard and asked if any boy could see anything pecul iar about it. Alter a long pause, one small boy put up his hand. "Yes," said the inspector en courageously, "what do you see re markable about it?" Please, sir, the bad writing sir." Montreal Star. Unfinished Symphony The village orchestra had just rehearsed the overture for the sixth time. "Thank you," the composer, who was also the conductor. "At last you have given me a true interpre tation of my work." "Gee!" whispered the man with the trombone, "that's queer. I've 'got two pages to play yet." Montreal Star. Password "Now remember, Pat," said a sergeant to an Irish soldier, "the password is Saxe after Marshall Saxe, you know." "Shure," said Pat, "Oi'll never forget it. "'Wasn't my father a mil ler and my uncle a coalman?" Later in the day, the Irishman was challenged. "Bags," he replied. Montreal Star. A rngtonst had smashed into a telephone pole. Wire, pole and everything came down around his ears. They found him uncon scious in the wreckage, but as they were untangling him he reached out feebly, fingered the wire and mur mured: 'Thank heaven, I live clean; they have given me a harp." . The other day a man remarked to a barber; "Say, this hair restorer you sold me didn't grow one hair on my head." "Maybe not, but it has a nice cooling effect when it runs down around the ears, hasn't it?" Two men were leaning against the bar of a tavern to keep from swaying in the air, when one of them remarked: First Drunk-J-You know, pal, I used to was a very tiny little fel low. Why, when I waS borned, I only weighed a pound, an' that's a fact., '.i..- Second Drunk You don't say, did you live? First Drunk Did I live. Say fel low, you just ought to see me now. If you don't think we are a highly -civilized nation, how about this there are more motor cars than bathtubs in the United States. Collegiate: "Father, I've a notion to settle down and start raising chickens." Father; "Better try owls. Their hours will suit you better." Mountain Joe . . . "There has been a lot of com plaint this week about the accum ulation of dirt on the streets of Waynesville. The strong steady March winds have played havoc with pedestrians. Places of busi ness haVfr suffered from a film of dirt and dust the past week. Before the streets were paved we thought nothing of this con dition, and made no protest. But since enjoying the finer things of life, we cannot tolerate such a condition. Now don't get me wrong, I agree with those who feel something should be done about it, and that right away. i Down here at Burgin's there is still one thing in force that was started back in the good old days service with a smile. You and your family will enjoy trading here you'll save money, too. BURGI N BROTHERS WE DELIVER Phone 334 At The Depot , ffl'Opr 1"'. Wilt LMDC i trine lit I'e. r L. ('r SKIPPY l 010 Va notice how pale V THE MOON WAS LA4 T V NIGHT; VELt, IF VOU COULD , SEE WHAT'J HAPPEN IM ALL ONicR THE (JOftLO LIKE THE y MOOK CAM Coer.fPcrcv L. Crab. 1941 (Kinf Fralura tjm&au. Inc. WaiM rif tin mtnti. ) KiOA SlfcK , Too ! 7 i"iV iii'' T -' ,,: 7:;:? ::- POLLY AND HER PALS 1 1 1 I WOT DVUH MEAN V l'l fc?PEDTH' K ANERS WN ZVY ? IT VUH PASSED A VCYu, I-Af?St fSwlcq COM ) CHEATING rW-NOT ( CAREFUL T' PUT A flfF' MASTER MECHANICS JddiSif WNAb'JwJ. (ONTER I QUOTATION MARKS Xjy 11111 II ' ' I I HUM 111 111 DONALD DUCK By Walt Disney r fC, CopTlWl. Wdt"Eiicy Producdaa O'llj '' World RigliM Rnyrwd (iNTOWJy BUTCHERYTjoT OH! V (TO MOW) SKIPPY By Perry L. C WHAT HAPPEN EO TP YOU ? ; z - ... . . OH. JUS"T A Little IDEA vM,7lTHAT DION'T) VWRK OUT. 1 Vi 4 Copt ( Percy t. Crosby, World rightt rcstrvtd 1941 )King Fcalurn Syndicalt. Inc WHAT WAS IDEA? CL. THE 7 l : A PININ-BoAKO IMTHE BATH TU6 POLLY AND HER PALS 1 rv-iuf 1 UAQ TW' CONSARN" SHE LUQS TW PHONOGRAPH OUT IN TH' KITCHEN 1 CTDAifiUT t-ltS PLAVED CAM VERSELF. rJINlSLE BELLS CHRISTMAS SAM L.. IH' IS OVER, ANT IT? KITCHEN CLOCKS BUSTED- 1 AN THATTH' OKIlT ( THREE-MINNIT R&CORD WE The Mouiimtalinieeir Offers PHntimg That Satisfies Phone 13 7 Office Sopplie of Leading Lines t
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