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THURSDAYJ APRIL 3,1 By WalU THE WAYNES VILLE MOUNTAINEER i Mi I ' ft 1 . i SMILES PUZZLED "Professor, there's one thing about astronomy that puzzles me." J ,' mini s mat I "How the astronomers learned the names of the stars."; Grit. MODERN AGE " i ;i .: ;.f ' Officer (to man nacinsr sidewalk at 3 o'clock in the morning) : "What are you doing here?" Gentleman: "I forgot my key, officer, and I'm waiting for my children to come home and let me in." San Francisco Chronicle. Tae 8 ''DONALD DUCK : ; . ' JuSEOkfQlKP, II IN V WHEN V USE LONG ROPEY'U I JtI Atlf I I'll I II I Jl 1 1 WEY. JOE . ! i i i : i ii v - i i 1 ' j Mr rn i i i i i ", . .x i i j i 4 EMPHATIC "Business Lecture: "What does Hitler want?' Tea. Roll Call: Reci pes for Eggless Dishes. Social Half-hour (Women's Institute Program. Well, he won't get 'em. Punch ECONOMY "I hear that our fire chief has discharged the new efficiency ex pert." "What for?" "He put unbreakable glass in the fire alarm boxes!" DOESNT APPLY "Cheer up, old chap. No news is good news." "Not when you re running a newspaper." Pathfinder. SMART Hawker: "Any laces, studs, buckles, ribbons, pins?'1 Housewife: "Go away, or I'll call the police." Hawker: "Here you are. Police 'whistles sixpence each." Montreal Star. WATCH OUT! "What's happened, George?" "Puncture." "You should have looked out for it. The guide-book says that there is a fork in the road just about here. Answers. HANDED DOWN "Mummie, do you remember that vase that has been handed down from generation to generation?" "Yes, dear, why?" "Well, this( generation has dropped it." A. E. C, Southall Gazette. A RATTLE The young man walked into the toy shop. He looked badly in need of sleep. "Something to amuse a baby, please," he said. He pointed to a large colored rattle. "What's the price of that thing?" "Three shillings," replied the assistant. "It's an extra big one." The drowsy young man fumbled in his pocket for the money. "I'll take it," he groaned. "Any thing to keep him quiet!" Tit Bits. VERY REMARKABLE Schoolmaster: "If Shakespeare were alive today, would he still be Tegariled as a remarkable man ? " Pupil: "I'd think so, for he'd be J j6 years old." hablegrams. PHONE IN YOUR NEWS Mountain Joe . . . SKIPPY By perry Tq i : , ,. - ' ' . . . t If I M YIM A i rIP PPM im r ( I I . - ' C ' A BLACK QiA'inu'?.wJ. W A " s .VI tYfc. JUAx r45v Jure A ' LA CKSm 5 I :-- ; I JJCi., Features fcndk, & ' ' Ii I '4 r : 1 t rubLi axxu nut rAJLa . i I PS-T SOUNDS LIKE y"m" KlJH MtAMS SUW WAKTTS xoi Iit ADAi iiw' I 1 1 m - R DUMALIi DUCK . . . . , ' n n. .. I . - uy wart 1 I M W i l ' "J"'. """ .. '"Tl I - 111 I 1 I I I I 1 1 I 1 I I iv -I JA uowno V hw"""""""""" --J U- v II I r 1 MUW PU S k- 1 Nil fl V m- Vt I l- l l r-l l ' TtZf 4 ki c v 1 r-B 1 x J 11- k r 1 ' r.A Frf jwii mj . en iw-s, wtes ferns SKIPPY : '- J Rv Pprrv T- Q 1 t T-r- - : : 1 DON'T A rFRA10Y CAT. 2 IF ANVBODV BOTPt?.? aRamv L ANYTHING J US T CA LC THE POLieE. BV THE VAV. WHEN! DO - , VA INTCND TO PAY BACK THAT CENT YA OWE ME? ( r It looks like this section has every reason to be optimistic over the future. A new manufacturing plant under construction, over a million .dollars in new roads right at our door being built, farmers improving their lands, stocks and . herds, and hew accommodations being provided for our tourists What more could one community ask ior tnan all this ? And if you will look back over the years, you will recall that all these things have been talked about, planned and been kept constantly before the public. Civic leaders have worked into the wee hours of night to bring these things about. This community marches for ward. This store also marches forward, in that we have kept pace with the times and your needs by providing quality merchandise at low prices. BURG IN BROTHERS WE DELIVER Ffcone 334 At The Depot . I I I ; ' tr .r , I I . X 1 if r-i 1 fll POLLY AND HER PALS 1 Sii rD, 1CHERE GOES -WEDNESCAV lOX, SINCE VUM INSISTS- I baWAi , " THAT DIARY O JUNE lO- SUSI& BAKED 'THURSDAY, JUNE U. hUD V MMB ) ' .nWJERI-IRST BISCUITSi THREE LOOSETEETH r-Z' ( THAT ) ( WORM ' ) MJZ rlRST t-K FRIDAY' JUNE J2- tt1ZJ? PULLED. 'FRIDAY ) ) THERE ) A CJl C WUKM . J Phone 137 The M omumtalim Phone 137 Its 10 It. 01 Sec
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