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THURSDAY, MAY 22, 1941 THE WAYNESVILLE MOUNTAINEER DONALD DUCK B7 Walt DC -:mile& , s 4 i -1 i. THE FIRST KIND WORD Poet: "How much will it take to send this manuscript?" Postal Clerk; "Three cents. It's first class matter." Poet; "Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you very much." EXERCISE The blacksmith's sweetheart en tered the forge just as he paused to wipe the perspiration from his face. "Shall we go to the pictures to night, Jake?" I "Nay, lass," he replied. "I'm playing checkers at the club." She stamped her foot. "I'm tired of you and your silly old checkers!' "Come, come," pleaded the black smith, picking up the heavy ham mer, "a man must get some exer cise sometimes." Grit. SKIPFY Johnson ; "What gives Parker that strained look business wor ries?" .; Jones : "No, he picked it up try ing to listen to his wife and the radio at the same time." Consoli dated. THE AVERAGE MOTORIST Service station man: "How much gasoline does the tank in your car hold?" Autoist: "I don't know. I've never had enough money to get it filled yet," Atlanta Two Bells. V G NlGhT . G 'NIGHT. BOYS I I f - II ' I f Nv I I I I " ' "jKST ' ijfe. tf;i(m i: . i ' ' 1 1 iHMWWMMMMMW - IiT- - ..... .... . . - - , - - ' - .viMwi.t. iik j - . -V3I M Bv Perrv 1 P'"r"J riJHlS BASKET OF ( fVNftyW VHAT TME I It) H I , FRUIT JUST CAME " II - i- IT? . SVUARTER """ ' if - : EJ W I V f A I I M M I V O' - JSZs I i P - i . Mill THE TRUANT OFFICER IS LAID UP WITH A COLD, POLLY AND HER PALS PATRIOTIC GESTURE "So you traded in your old car, at last," said the pessimist. "Yes," said the optimist, "I'm not one to hold back on our defense program when the government needs iron," DEFINITE REBUKE "I asked if I could see her home." "And what did she say?" She said she'd send me a photo of it." Montreal Star. IN REVERSE "Why didn't you enjoy your drive to Florida?" "Well, we had to follow the main highway all the detours were be-1 big repaired." PLEASE NO "I read there's to be a shortage of fruit this year." "Yeah? Well, I hope they won't get to singing about it like thy did when we had that shortage of bananas a few years ago!" m DONALD DUCK FIRST OFFENSE, SPEEDS, EH? I DONT KNOW JJ ' Z.' WMETWER TO GIVE y r- NOU A TICKET OR J jfff) ( 3 J TO NOTIFY OUR Cvgh , J BARENTS AKT LET CS?Sft TWEM DEAL SCt K&$Lr v. IF ITS ALL THE SAME TO MX OFFICER BV ALL MEANS, l VE MP TUP Tiric-ri WANTS IT PROVED Mose was in trouble again, and i the sheriff asked him if he were guilty or not guilty. "Guilty, Buh, I think," replied Moose, "but I'd better be tried to make sure of it." IT'S A FACT Household Hint: "Ink can be more easily removed from white tablecloths before it is spilled than after." Whitewright Sun. You n ( Tell 'Em Like This a I'm A Wiiii I A (I If OK ow ! ) II rn , . ' I'E GOT A IS YOUR V, TO WAVE BOY FRIEND ' SnuirnV INDIFFERENT? H V T-hHOjGh hoop T ' 1 : By Walt SKIPPY TELL UNCA PON ALP ) F I'LL 5E OVER TO SEE JIM AT SEVEN O'CLOCK ! ) World Right, Rtitfvtd 5-22 ' NOTHING LIKE L. USING ENOUGH RENAIPE ME DO V PAKE ADOTWE"K QglLL-AP EIGMD ! ) By Perry L. TO CHECK IN DAYS Colors are fresher Clothes are lovelier! That's what they all say when they get their clothes back from us. We give each garment Individual attention and so you are assured of having your clothes returned in the very best condition. For im mediate service call 205. IVAYNESVILLE LAUNDRY THE TRUANT OFRCER IS - - . . , ? U STlLL CONFINED TO BED, 3$$. 1 " -7 fLS ENID INS ' JLtJI J S 227 READ jWk ---sr-G- - JX CFt K C.-xkf?ST Sl CWAPTER5 Mi The Mountaineer Has A Complette Line o 11 Ime IvjloTLfliniiLaniTiieeiT 137 Phone 137 c
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